Chapter 23 Psychosomatic Patients
Chu Sisi walked to the door of the B ultrasound room on the second floor, and an old man in a coma was being pushed into the examination room by a nurse in a wheelchair.
She said hello to the nurse on duty at the nurse's desk, and the nurse replied, bowing her head and going about her business.
"The ultrasound room is really busy."
"Nonsense, how can you be so idle, except for the laboratory department, we are the busiest here. I suspect we're busier than the laboratory department. You look at these more than 100 numbers, you have to check them, tell them to rest at noon, and come back in the afternoon, and the old people can find a lot of reasons one by one. The doctor who has been seeing the doctor tomorrow goes to a meeting and is not in the clinic on Wednesday; Not tomorrow, it's not easy for me to come over today, and I'll come again tomorrow, I can't stand it, I'm old, and my legs and feet are inconvenient. Otherwise, my daughter won't have time to send me tomorrow, so think of a way. ”
"Yes, everyone has difficulties."
"Then I'm fine, isn't it? Who cares if I'm in trouble? ”
"yes, yes." Chu Sisi said with a smile.
Chu Shenming's matter is not easy to speak, but the lipstick has already been brought, stuff it for her, it is not worth a few dollars anyway.
"Here's for you."
Chu Sisi quietly put his hand on the nurse's table.
"The latest, I heard that it's all sold out here, where did you bring it?"
"Ah, my friend is in Europe, and I've brought a few with me when I come back in the past few days."
"Then I'll give you the money, you are from the physical and mental department on the fifth floor, your director Mu Chun is a very amazing person."
Magical?
It was the first time Chu Sisi had heard others talk about Mu Chun.
"yes, don't you know? His family lives in a recuperation center, and it is said that he is suffering from strange diseases, but Mu Chun looks like he is smiling all day long, as if he has no heart or lungs. I don't know what this kind of department does? Eh, how do you treat patients every day? Is it just some sleeping pills and some vitamins or something? ”
Chu Sisi was embarrassed to vague the past.
"That's it, you see, you also know the situation of our physical and mental health department, it's rare to have a patient, what Director Mu Chun means, can you arrange it and do a check-up as soon as possible."
"It's this kind of thing again, I have already guessed it, I will go to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing, and it will not be to talk about gossip or celebrities when you come to me."
"This ......" Chu Sisi was a little embarrassed, and his face was red.
Liu Xiaofang tore a small piece of paper and quickly drew something with a pen behind his back.
"Take it."
Chu Sisi said thank you, "I'll bring you something good next time." ”
"You can also see it, I can't help it, I can always help, but sometimes when you go in and an old man who is unconscious, it is very difficult to check, and you need to help him turn over, and he has to be lifted to the bed and carried down. It's time-consuming. ”
Liu Xiaofang smiled, Chu Sisi nodded, pinched the piece of paper and rushed back to the fifth floor.
"Now you can go, drink some water, and be relieved after the inspection."
The scrap of paper was placed on the table.
"Let's drink two bottles of water."
Chu Shenming hesitated, seeing that Chu Sisi was busy with himself, and he couldn't bear to refuse.
He secretly looked at Mu Chun, who was holding a coffee cup and staring at the computer with his eyes, not looking at him at all.
I was talking about the second kind of marriage phobia just now, and now I don't say a word.
This doctor, it's weird.
"Let's go, I finally changed the number."
"Go, go, go. Listen to Dr. Chu. ”
Chu Shen was aggrieved and left his seat.
Chu Sisi didn't know where to take two bottles of Nongfu Spring and handed them to Chu Shenming.
"Let's go."
Chu Shenming could only say thank you, and poured water while going downstairs.
Sitting in the waiting area on the second floor, nurse Liu Xiaofang shouted: "Chu Shenming, Chu Shenming, who didn't have an examination yesterday, is he not there?" ”
"Yes, I'm here."
Liu Xiaofang saw that this was not the patient who had to do an examination in advance yesterday and had a few sentences with her, squinted at Chu Shenming, and said coldly, "Do you have urine?" ”
"Nope."
Chu Shenming confessed honestly.
"None? Then go ahead and drink water. How many bottles have you drunk? ”
"Two bottles."
"It's also a big bottle."
"Yes."
"Didn't you drink a bottle yesterday and was in a hurry to urinate? Why didn't you pee today? ”
"I don't know."
Chu Shenming really didn't know, he didn't drink any water at all a few nights ago, and he urinated in more than ten minutes, and now he drank two bottles of water but didn't have any urge to urinate at all.
"Probably a broken bladder."
Chu Shenming laughed at himself helplessly.
This self-deprecation brought Liu Xiaofang a little sympathy.
"Go to the door and buy some sugary drinks, plain water is not easy to turn into urine, don't you understand this common sense?"
Is this common sense? Chu Shenming scratched his head.
"Go quickly, I'll let the people behind you check first, and if you have the urge to urinate, come and tell me, it's best when you urinate urgently, otherwise you won't be able to do anything if you go in or be kicked out by the doctor."
Chu Shenming is now riding a tiger, and he can't go back to the fifth floor to listen to Mu Chun talk about marriage phobia, nor can he leave the hospital and don't do any checkups like yesterday.
During the purchase of drinks, the supervisor called, and Chu Shenming was in no mood to answer, so he simply pressed the supervisor's phone for the first time.
"Whatever, if you have any serious illness, you don't have to work, why be so trembling, afraid of your girlfriend at home, and afraid of your supervisor outside."
He babbled in his heart, drank half a can of Coke, and soon had the urge to urinate.
As soon as the urge to urinate came, I was in a hurry within a few minutes, and I needed to go to the toilet as soon as possible.
"It worked."
As soon as the nurse was imprisoned, Liu Xiaofang knew what Chu Shenming meant.
"Let's go inside."
Pushing open the door of the examination room, Chu Shenming's eyes were dark and he couldn't see anything.
After getting used to the darkness in front of him, Chu Shenming was asked to lie on the bed.
"What's wrong?"
The female doctor asked.
"Well, I don't know, it's written on the list to do those tests."
"I saw the list, and I asked you where you were uncomfortable."
Chu Shenming awkwardly looked for some of the symptoms of recent days and talked about them a little, urinating a lot in the middle of the night, and sometimes feeling very distended in his stomach.
Naturally, he didn't say anything about wetting his underwear, but when it came to his stomach being swollen and his stomach was uncomfortable, the doctor who examined him was not interested in listening to it, so he just ordered him to turn sideways.
It was not easy to turn sideways when urinating urgently, but fortunately, Chu Shenming could still hold it.
It's a shame to pee your pants here.
"Does your back hurt?"
"It doesn't hurt. Can't say it hurts. ”
"Does it hurt to pee?"
"It doesn't hurt either."
"Does your stomach hurt? Does it hurt a lot? ”
"It doesn't seem to hurt much."
"Alright."
The doctor banged on the machine.
"Can I go down then?"
"Well, let's go down, here's the report."
"Any questions?"
"It's nothing, take it to the doctor."
Chu Shenming just wanted to agree, but then listened to the doctor: "How is it a physical and mental department, don't let patients come for an examination if you have nothing to do, there are a lot of outpatients here, nonsense." ”