Chapter 1933 The True Meaning of Knight Novels is Actually [Beep Beep]
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"Didn't say it was me, I never said it was me, bastard!" Tulakov held his head in a hurt pride, and it seemed that Raphael's soul bomb had really hurt him a lot.
"Oh? What the hell do you want to say with this big mouth, how about just saying it in one breath? Raphael shook his head without any sympathy, but this was the only way to deal with Turakov's big mouth, otherwise he would be able to blow a little thing into the sky.
"Hmph, do you need to talk about it? Tulakov, who felt underestimated, couldn't wait to point his finger at me.
"Newcomer brother, isn't it a big new boost for us? The last time I saw him, he was still in the realm realm, and now he is in the intermediate realm of world power, and even Herathan has been defeated by him, and he is not worthy of those old men who are Heradik? ”
"Huh, me?" I never thought that the person Tulakov was talking about would be me, and I was stunned for a moment.
Until Raphael's eyes fell on me in a daze, and then, suddenly, like a car headlight lit in the darkness, turned into a blinding light, and the words came out of his mouth.
"That's right, how did I forget about jì Xiaoxiao Wu, is this the so-called dark under the lamp? There is a little Wu, who can definitely stand up to the group of people of the Hradik tribe, Tulakov. It's still quite clever by chance, what to do, how to summon Xiao Xiao Wu, it's better to make full use of his value. ”
Hey, hey, hey, I've heard it all, I've heard it all!!
"Little Wu~~~" Raphael's eyes lit up a little more, and he took a few steps forward, holding my hand tightly, and his eyes were red hearts.
"Xiao Xiao Wu Xiao Xiao Wu, guess what I'm thinking right now?" She looked like she couldn't wait. But I still have to play dumb riddles. Let me figure out her mind and use it to get to the bottom of the topic.
There is no doubt that the glint in Raphael's eyes is similar to "Is it okay for us to be friends?" But how can I let her lead her by the nose?
"I'm sorry. I do not know. Don't want to know either. I opened Raphael's hand and took a step back.
"It's okay if I don't know, I just know it in my own heart." Raphael took a step closer.
Then you're still asking a fart!
"Wait. Raphael, it's not me talking about you, it's too explicit, you see that the little brother is frightened by you. "At this moment, Sagiri appeared like a savior, inserting between me and Raphael, stopping her gradual approach.
Good man, Aunt Qili, I'll set up an immortal card for you right away.
"Is it that obvious?" Raphael came back to his senses, subconsciously wiped the corners of his mouth, and glanced at the others.
Everyone was in unison, and their heads were heavily tilted.
"Ask for ...... I hate it, this is love, it's love, I love the house and Wu, because I love my baby granddaughter deeply, so even Xiao Wu likes it. ”
Am I just an accessory to love? It's like a recharge gift written on the banner, but it's actually just a five-cent mobile phone rope, similar to this kind of role?
"All in all, in view of your last default, we now have serious doubts about your creditworthiness, so it is not so easy to call the little brother, you have to get my permission." Sagili snorted triumphantly.
"I don't know when you became Xiao Xiao Wu's guardian." Raphael was not fooled and looked at him not to be outdone.
"Just now, huh, little brother." Saqili glanced back at me.
The meaning is very clear, is it directly exploited by Raphael? Or through guò her, the [agent], to get greater benefits, everyone shares.
I see, I misread you, Aunt Qili, I didn't expect you to approach me for a sharp word.
I was inexplicably sad and indignant, cynical, and unbearable in my heart with a small abacus, it seemed that it was more cost-effective to take the route of Sa Qili, and the profit was greater, so the chicken nodded like pecking rice.
"Xiao Xiao Wu, I misjudged you, it seems that your love for Linya is nothing more than that." Raphael was heartbroken as if betrayed by someone close to him.
"I can't say that, Lord Raphael, aren't I planning to earn more money to support my family? This is a responsibility for Linya. I coughed a few times and pulled out the coping words I had already thought of.
GJ, Saqili gave me a thumbs up with her back to her.
"Damn, even Xiao Wu has become so clever, what the hell is going on?" Raphael bit his lip unwillingly, as if he was at the end of his rope.
Hmph, underestimate me, this Rogge third...... No, it's already the end of the second miser, that's it, whenever it stimulates my second miserly soul of Rogge, the IQ will explode without an upper limit, and even I feel terrible.
"But that's fine, listen up, Xiao Xiao Wu, I'll give you an order now."
Suddenly, the frustrated Raphael evoked a mysterious smile, and in an instant the smile brightened, and Saqili and I both felt a bad breath, as if this time it was calculated by the princess of the hundred tribes again.
"Say, I'll be paid according to the difficulty of the task." The matter has come to this, and Sa Qili, who has no way to retreat, can only hold on and say.
"Very good, then I heard it clearly, my order is, Xiao Xiao Wu, hurry up and go back and have children with Linya, give birth to many, many children." Raphael smiled strangely, and suddenly gave me an ambiguous and inexplicable thumbs up, saying such an order.
"What...... What the? "Saqili and I were dumbfounded.
"Raphael, what do you say? I suspect that there is something wrong with my ears, shouldn't I use my strong strength to do something to protect my family and defend the country? "I put on a strong pose and showed that this was the right script.
"Hmph, you're all naïve. Completely deceived by those boring knightly novels. With a flick of his index finger, Raphael smiled smugly.
"The strong, brave, hero, and savior in knight novels, in order to attract the attention of the audience, in order to make the plot more gorgeous and exciting, he will be asked to challenge any demon king and demon god, and the savior in reality is not like this at all."
"So what, the savior doesn't go to defeat the Demon King. Save the world. Is that still called a savior? I rolled my eyes, unable to agree with Raphael's claim.
"You are too naïve to say that Xiao Xiao Wu is too naïve, let me put it another way, I believe you will understand it soon. For example. Humanity is in the midst of a time of great famine. Tens of thousands of people starve to death every day, and that's when you get a tree. This tree is adaptable, suitable for planting in any environment, and can grow in a year, and can produce a lot of edible and delicious fruit, at this time, do you make this tree unique, let it be desired and sought after by the world, or immediately make a large number of seeds, let this tree be planted all over the world, and solve the problem of famine in a short time? ”
"Of course it's the latter, do you need to say that?" I replied without even thinking about it, not even understanding why Raphael would ask such an idiotic question, isn't the answer a matter of course?
"Very well, so now, how do you think we will switch the roles of [this tree] and [savior], these two are reversed against each other?" Raphael's smile deepened, and the gaze that looked at me was meaningful.
"Well, I'll see, wait, do you mean to say......" I looked at Raphael blankly, finally understood.
"BINGO, that's right, so in fact, those knight novels that describe the savior, the real realistic version, is definitely not a ridiculous plot that goes through some hardships, gets the legendary sword and armor, and then kills the Great Demon King and saves the world, but a - harem erotic novel."
Everyone: "......"
Although it seems to make sense, Raphael said this, it is estimated that no knightly novels will be able to look directly at it in the future.
"Also...... In other words, the most important task of the younger brother is not to save the Dark Continent, but to ...... Rather, it becomes ...... Be that...... What ......" Sagiri looked at me with a flushed face.
Even you want to betray me, my loyal agent, Jin Kela's commission, you don't want it!
"It's a bit brutal, but it's true." Raphael spread his hands in disgust.
"Wait, I can understand your words, and I don't want to curse myself, but there is a good saying, the tiger father will also have dogs, even if it is my child, it does not guarantee that it will be excellent." I still want to struggle a bit.
If I had to choose one of the two roles, the savior and the big stallion, I would definitely choose ......
Uh, will choose......
I'm sorry, director, I just committed the second grade, please let me choose again, take the route of the big stallion, I think I can play this role more perfectly!
"Of course, this may also happen, but as long as you have a little more, won't it be? There will always be children who inherit your talents, which is much more reliable and safe than letting you defeat the Great Demon King and Great Demon God alone and save the Dark Continent. ”
Saying this, Raphael made the final savior summary: "So, in fact, the real ending of the savior novel should be like this, after ninety-nine percent of the harem pornography, the last one percent, one generation of heroes led the second generation of heroes led a large number of three generations of heroes or maybe a large number of four generations of heroes, together to drown the poor demon king, and the Dark Continent was saved, which is really gratifying." ”
I think according to this plot development, the Dark Continent is saved, but the single men in the Dark Continent are not saved.
After complaining silently in my heart, I suddenly thought of something.
It seems that Akara's old fox has been providing all kinds of conveniences for me to open a harem openly and secretly, could it be that she has planned to do this for a long time? From Veras leaving the village of Vitas and following me, to pimping for me and Artoria, and walking with Linya, the little fox, and Tia, in retrospect, it seems that there are many places with the space and convenience provided by Acala.
It's terrible, it's terrible, I unknowingly fell into Akara's terrible conspiracy, it turns out that it's not my fault at all to open the harem, it's Akara, it's all her ghosts, men all over the world, do you hear? Your real enemy is not me at all, it's Akara. I'm just a victim, so please don't scratch me with your eyes in the future.
"It's a pity." At this time, Raphael suddenly sighed.
"The ideal is very full, but the reality is very skinny, the things I just said are too idealistic to be realized, God is fair, the stronger the existence, the lower the fertility. Needless to say, you already knew about it. If it weren't for that, the world would have been ruled by dragons long ago. ”
Continuing to sigh, Raphael said, "Akara finally made a bet, and she got it right. Pity. Block is block right. But it also failed. ”
"Why is that?" Sa Qili and the others were puzzled, they bet right, but they failed again. This seems a bit paradoxical.
"The bet is right, it means that the bet is right, Xiao Xiao Wu failed, but it means that he still failed to take advantage of Xiao Xiao Wu's weak strength to leave offspring, and now Xiao Xiao Wu wants to make a girl pregnant, I'm afraid it is ten times more difficult than the dragon."
"Raphael, will you die if you don't say it so explicitly?" Seeing that Raphael had been talking about [beep] horses, [beep] palaces, [beep] love, [beep] pregnancy or something, Sa Qili, who was very bitter in this regard, couldn't stand it anymore, and glared with a red face.
"Hmph, just your thin skin, the innocent witch in our camp, Sa Qili, should I call you that in the future?"
"Ahh
"Nonsense, my husband is not dead, he has only been missing for a few years." Raphael was not happy anymore.
"Really? Well, I just want to ask you one question, I've always wondered, Raphael, do you remember the name of your husband who doesn't have the slightest sense of zài? ”
"Of course I do."
"Can you sue me?"
"This ...... Let me think, ahem, no, why should I sue you for no reason. ”
"Hey, she just said [let me think]."
"Yes, yes, I heard."
"It's so pitiful, I don't think it makes a difference whether I'm dead or not."
Several big men had great sympathy and pity for the husband of the princess of the hundred tribes who had the most sense of zài in history.
"Hello...... Long-winded! You guys, all I need is Linya baby. Raphael was annoyed.
"So you're no different from a widow."
"Oh ho? Sa Qili, it seems that you have to get along with me today. Raphael's long, dark green hair flew automatically without wind.
"Don't talk as if I used to be good with you, what if I was misunderstood?" Gently picking a strand of hair and giggling charmingly, Sa Qili replied without a smile in her eyes.
"Looks like it's time to decide the winner today."
"That's exactly what I mean."
Suddenly, the atmosphere became tense.
Hey, hey, talk well, you two, haven't you gotten tired of this kind of game?
"Forget it, for Xiao Wu's sake, I'll spare you for the time being today." As if hearing my heart, Raphael suddenly stopped.
"I should say this, there will always be a day when you beg for mercy." Seeing that Raphael was out of mind, Sagiriton felt bored, but his mouth was not to be outdone.
"Where did it come from, by the way, the issue of Xiao Wu's descendants." Raphael casually changed the subject.
Me: "......"
You two should go ahead and fight for the first witch of the camp, and I offer my warmest support.
"Actually, I think that Akara may have been wrong from the beginning, or he still underestimated Xiao Wu's potential, perhaps, Xiao Xiao Wu has been restricted by the law of fertility from the beginning, just like those dragons, it doesn't mean that when you are younger and weaker, the probability of conception will become higher."
Raphael began to casually burst out some very yellow and violent lines relative to the atmosphere of the Dark Continent, no, Sa Qili began to blush again, but she was not fooled by this stimulation, she just held back her blush, pretended to be natural and calm, and continued to listen.
However, I can't stand the birds anymore, these guys, the emperor is not in a hurry, the eunuchs are in a hurry, I haven't even thought about having children with the girls, they have planned it early.
"I see, Raphael-sama, so please don't say any more, how about we change the topic to something that has nothing to do with the child?" I pleaded with tears streaming down my eyes.
"How can this be done, this is a matter of the future of the Dark Continent." Raphael did not intend to give up lightly.
"I can save the Dark Continent alone, I should be sure to let me save it alone, that's it, I'm very satisfied now."
"Speaking of which, Xiao Xiao Wu now has three daughters, although they are all recognized goddaughters."
"Yes, yes, to be exact, it should be three and a half, Carlos's daughter, Kajieer, can be regarded as half." Speaking of my daughters, the bitter image on my face just now instantly became radiant, a powerful aura of fatherly love burst out, and my waist changed from a bitter old peasant to a brave man with bright clothes and armor and a loving fatherly smile, flashing the eyes of a dry person.
"By the way, Aunt Qili, I want to ask you for something." I suddenly remembered something and said aloud.
"That daughter of mine, Lilith, has just become a necromancer, and I don't know many necromancers, if it is more convenient to go to the third world in the future, can I trouble you to be a teacher for her."
"Is it the daughter of the younger brother? Of course you can, but is it really okay for me to teach? Sa Qili's eyes lit up, and she nodded desperately, as if she couldn't wait to see the little black carbon right now.
"Of course, Aunt Qili is recognized as one of the best necromancers in the camp, how can I not trust you." I slapped me on the back, and I had already made up my mind ever since I saw Sakiri's combo skills explode.
Maybe Sakiri isn't the strongest necromancer in the alliance yet, but if Little Black Carbon can one day have her skill strength, I'm already satisfied, and I can't ask for anything more............ (To be continued......)