0229 I'm Crippled......
Regarding Lu Teng's bad move to let Ye Feng pretend to be sick, Ye Feng was reluctant.
"When I first knew I was going to fake my illness, I actually refused."
"Because I don't think you can tell me to fake my illness, I'll fake my illness......"
Ye Feng remembered the monologue of Chinese kung fu superstar Jackie Chan announcing the endorsement.
In fact, he really didn't want to do such a thing!
Come to think of it, his ownership is still with Bayern Munich, although he now plays at Schalke 04, but in the final analysis he is still a Bayern Munich player.
If you let him be on the field, even if it is a double-digit Bayern, he will not frown, of course, whether he can do it or not is another matter......
Isn't it a bit embarrassing to let him do things off the field like Lao Yinbi!
In the future, he will return to Bayern, how will Bayern see himself as a "two-faced" guy at that time?
But there is no way, there is no way to refuse the old yin comparison...... No, there was no way to refuse Lu Teng, so Ye Feng could only endure it.
Anyway, I don't go out at all these days, and if Bayern really questions me when the time comes, I will say that I don't know anything if I don't go out, it's all done by Lu Teng.
Who wouldn't dump the pot?
Needless to say, Bayern certainly didn't have a tactical plan for themselves, after all, you can't study countermeasures specifically for an opponent who is unlikely to play.
It is estimated that Bayern must have been fooled!
Not to mention the explanation that Luten has always explained his injury, the mere fact that he did not play in this month's games is enough to confuse Bayern.
Ye Feng didn't dare to imagine how many MMPs he would scold in his heart when Bayern was on the roster.
Do you know how crazy Luten is?
In order to avoid everyone's suspicion, he actually gave Ye Feng a cane and told him to walk on crutches when he was in front of people!
Looking at the crutches in his hand, Ye Feng couldn't cry or laugh in his heart.
I didn't take it upon myself to be lame, I was fooled and lame......
In fact, Lu Teng also gave Ye Feng another choice, that is, he secretly drove to Munich a day in advance, which was even more confusing.
But when he thought of the distance between Munich and Gelsenkirchen of more than 600 kilometers, Ye Feng really took the crutches.
At this time, Ye Feng had already begun to complain frantically in his heart.
What a Buddha lineage, what a good old man, Du Nyima is a disguise!
I've found that there's nothing better than yours!
Lu Teng is the real old Yin Bi.
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After getting off the plane, Ye Feng checked into the hotel directly, and outside the hotel, a large number of reporters chased and intercepted him.
No way, no matter how ashamed he is, Ye Feng has to let his crutches enter the mirror, otherwise there is no way to say this.
The reporters saw that Ye Feng actually limped down on crutches, and pretended to be strong and didn't let his teammates help him, and they were a little dumbfounded for a while.
"Ye Feng, why did you come to Munich with the team?"
"Ye Feng, are you worried that your teammates will lose to Bayern, so you came with the team to cheer up the team in person?"
"Are you going to take advantage of the game to get together with your Bayern teammates?"
"Mr. Ye Feng, when will you be able to play?"
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The reporters screamed and asked questions, because they really didn't expect Ye Feng to come with the team, after all, Ye Feng hadn't shown up in so many previous games and had been recuperating from his injuries.
But now, Ye Feng actually came on crutches, there must be a story about this!
And Ye Feng could only pretend that he couldn't hear it, and he went directly into the hotel without turning his head.
Schalke 04 teammates couldn't help but laugh when they looked at Ye Feng's extremely funny appearance, Ye Feng's current appearance was almost the same as Chaplin......
"If I don't have a hat trick, I'm sorry for playing this big show!" Lying on the bed, Ye Feng let out a sigh of relief, and said with emotion.
Neuer, who was in the same room with him, began to organize his suitcase, and in away games like this, people usually bring a suitcase instead of a sports backpack.
Hearing Ye Feng's words, Neuer shuddered violently, I don't know why, every time he heard Ye Feng say the word hat trick, such a picture would appear in his mind - Ye Feng couldn't get into the three balls opposite, so he kicked it into his own door, insisting on making a hat trick.
"Don't, don't, the hat trick is too hurtful, don't you have a good relationship with Bayern players, you have a meaning!" Neuer hurriedly persuaded, after all, a goal is not a big problem for Ye Feng.
Ye Feng didn't pay any attention to Neuer, and lay on the bed and began to empty his mind.
This crutch is very memorable, after all, there is such a story in it, and it must definitely be collected.
In the future, I can open a museum and display all the things related to my legendary career, so this crutch is a very commemorative collection!
Suddenly, the phone rang and interrupted Ye Feng's thinking, and when he touched it, he saw that it was Erwa calling.
Hang up and don't pick up.
Calling again, hanging up again.
Call again, hang up again.
Ye Feng really didn't dare to answer the phone.
If the phone is connected, then Erwa will definitely show off her power on the other end of the phone: "You can't play, even if we abuse Schalke 04, it's not interesting!" ”
How will Ye Feng spray him then?
Or the second baby asked when she would be able to recover from injury, and she still had no way to answer.
You can't tell the truth, and you can't deceive your friends, so it's best not to answer the phone at all.
As for how to explain it in the future, I'll talk about it then!
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The next day, Ye Feng didn't participate in the training to adapt to the venue, he nested alone in the hotel room, as long as he waited for the team to submit the list of games, his play was finished.
And when Ye Feng and the whole team drove into the Allianz Arena by bus, Bayern Munich had already got the starting list for this game, and Klinsmann's eyes were straight at that time, and then he couldn't help but burst into a foul language.
The assistant coach next to him is unknown, but after taking over the squad, the reaction is the same as Klinsmann.
"Ye Feng actually started?"
"Isn't he hurt?"
"Is there a mistake in the list? It's happened before that the list was wrong! ”
"It's not funny at all."
The assistant coach was chattering in his mouth, but the panicked look on his face had betrayed his heart.
Klinsmann took several deep breaths, trying to calm himself down, but his face did not look good.
"The list is correct, Schalke 04 deliberately hid Ye Feng's injury, and is ready to give us a fatal blow while we are unprepared!" Klinsmann said with a slight sarcasm, he was clever enough to figure out the ins and outs of the matter.
The assistant coach couldn't help but be dumbfounded, his face full of incredulity.
At this time, the two of them were relatively speechless, and they both had a bad premonition.
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