Chapter 134: A Bizarre Dream
So, Amuro followed Bai Ze into his private kitchen and drank a bowl of soul-calming miso soup that was praised by the people of hell as a peerless and delicious soul-calming version.
The taste of that miso soup is too good, too good to be true.
After Amuro finished his drink, he placed the soup bowl on the table, becoming more and more sure that it was a dream.
Figured it out? After that, Amuro looked at the empty bowl and smiled.
Although the dream is a little strange, it still seems to be quite interesting?
"Mr. Bai Ze, your cooking skills are really good. Can you have another bowl? Following his heart, Amuro thought that since he had dreamed and couldn't get out, let's experience this dream for a long time.
Bai Ze snorted and laughed, took away Amuro's bowl, and didn't give him another bowl, "If you drink too much of this thing, you can't leave hell, you can only wait for others to fish you out." β
He washed the dishes with his hands and feet, thinking about the entanglement between Amuro and Qingming he saw, and said: "Today is also your luck, you caught up with the annual sports meeting of hell, everyone is participating in the sports meeting today, no one should care about you." But the good thing is that Lord Hei Qingming should also be watching the sports meeting on the spot, and I happen to be a medical worker, so I go to help every year, do you want to come together? β
Black and clear?
What is this called?
Could it be that the shadow given to him by the brother of the real world is too great, and even the dream is a distorted image?
Amuro put aside the unserious thoughts in his mind, and felt a little novel about the sports meeting that Bai Ze said: "Will there be a sports meeting in hell?" β
Bai Ze nodded with a smile, packed his things and prepared to go: "Yes." There are not only sports games, but also shopping malls, hot springs, and Kabukicho Town~"
Amuro's face cracked a little, and he looked at this handsome and feminine young man and said with a smile what he shouldn't know at his age, and he was silent for a while, and said, "I'd better go to the sports meeting." β
Even in a dream, you can't do anything to betray the real world!
Amuro said to himself secretly.
Bai Ze sighed regretfully, "Okay." I thought that if someone went to Kabukicho with me, it would be logical to skip class. It seems that it will not work. β
"Is Mr. Shirasawa working in Hell?" Amuro learned a new point of knowledge, and at the same time, he felt that his dream was ridiculous.
China's mythical beasts are not in heaven or heaven, but actually work in hell?
It's outrageous.
Bai Ze nodded: "Actually, the salary in hell is not bad~ It's just that except for seeing a certain neurosis, everything else is quite easy." How, do you want to stay in hell and be a job? β
Toru Amuro: "......"
Stay in hell?
No, no, no.
Isn't heaven fragrant? No, is it bad to be alive? If you have to die, you will go to hell.
Seeing Amuro shaking his head, Bai Ze said "eh" regretfully, but he still took people to the sports meeting site.
The sports meeting scene in Hell is actually similar to the sports meeting held by those schools in the present world, that is, the participants are no longer people, but all kinds of jailers and demons.
The Enma King stood on the makeshift stairs, wearing his red official uniform, holding the microphone to deliver the opening ceremony of the Games.
His henchman Ghost Lantern stood expressionlessly on the judges' bench behind the stairs.
"Oh! Lord Shirasawa! You're here! Shirasawa's newly acquired assistant Momotaro walked towards Bai Ze and Amuro with a happy face on his back, and when he saw the strange Amuro Toru standing next to Bai Ze, he was stunned for a moment, and didn't find that Amuro was a living soul, but just scratched his head and said, "Master, is he your friend?" β
Bai Ze nodded with a smile and said with a big grin: "Yes." I'll take him to Mistress Hei Qingming. β
"Ahh Oh my lord! I didn't see Hei Qingming-sama in the judges' seat today, according to Xiaobai, the ghost lantern-sama seems to say that Hei Qingming-sama has been busy with his sister Mayo-sama recently, so he won't participate in the judges' seat of this sports meeting. Momotaro said honestly.
The real world?
Hearing the name of his sweetheart, Amuro was moved and said, "Is the real world also in hell?" β
"I don't know. But now many people have only heard about it and have not seen anyone yet. Momotaro replied patiently, not indifferent to Amuro just because he was a stranger.
"Oh ~ I know this ~ Even the most popular idol Miss Peach Mustard didn't see the real world, and it is said that she had a fight with that Shake S, and then angrily got into the nanny car and left. Ah, the ghost lamp is really not a man, and he actually does it with a woman. Bai Ze interjected with a smile, and then, the back of his head was suddenly hit hard by a mace covered with spikes, and the whole person hit the ground with his face.
"Bad things about others behind your back will be heard." Ghost Lantern walked over with an expression of "I'm very unhappy now", looking at Bai Ze who was smashed into the ground by him, the cold light flashed in his eyes.
Bai Ze stared angrily at the dirt and nosebleeds that got up from the ground, except for the miserable condition on his face and the dust on his clothes, he suddenly approached and grabbed the placket of the ghost lamp like a nobody: "You guy!" Do you know what politeness is? Why do you have to do this every time we meet?! β
"I'm going to beat you up anyway. It's better to fight first. The ghost lamp looked natural, and Bai Ze's forehead burst out with a few "well" characters.
"You ...... guy"
"You should have gone to work as a medical worker, why are you still lazy here?" The ghost lamp seized the opportunity to change the topic, so that Bai Ze couldn't get angry, so he had to point at Amuro and say, "That's not because I have an important matter on my body now to see Lord Hei Qingming!" You guy is doing it to me indiscriminately! β
"Oh, really?" Ghost Lantern looked at Amuro and frowned, "You're a raw face." Dead souls who went to hell without registering? β
Toru Amuro, who was named, hurriedly waved his hand: "No, no, no, I'm not a dead soul from hell. I am ...... "living soul."
Before the last two words could be spoken, Bai Ze forcibly diverted the topic and said to his assistant Momotaro: "Momotaro, you can take him to Lord Hei Qingming." I'll leave it to me for now. β
"Yes, Lord Shirasawa." Momotaro was originally a good man, so he didn't refute Bai Ze's words, and took Amuro Toru in the direction of Bai Ze's science popularization before.
Toru Amuro, who walked away, didn't see that at this time, the jailers showed their skills, twisting their bodies out of a level of distortion that mortals could not achieve, and racing.
Away from the noisy sports venue, Momotaro was finally not so restrained, and was about to turn around to talk to Toru Amuro, but he was surprised to find that Toru Amuro, who was following him, didn't know when he was lost.
What about people?!
Momotaro stood in place and was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly ran back to the medical camp where Bai Ze was, panting and telling Bai Ze that Amuro was missing.
Bai Ze, who was fighting with the ghost lamp, let out a "tsk", separated from the ghost lamp, and used his natural powers to know all things.
After a while, Bai Ze let out a "huh" and waved his hand at Momotaro, who was looking at him: "You don't have to worry about him." The Lord who invited him to Hell had brought her guests over. β
"Huh?" Momotaro still had a blank face.
ββDigressionββ
Toko (broken thoughts): I'm dreaming, I'm dreaming.
ps: When I was coding this chapter, I suddenly thought of a sentence: The poor and the poor fall into the yellow spring.
This can be regarded as a disguise, life and death go hand in hand?