Yasuo's plan proved to be very successful.

After a whirlwind nunchuck, Mito Lailai exploded a lot of equipment, such as:

Personally given by the Thousand Hands Pillar, a female head rope in the Warring States Period;

A pair of dentures for the elderly, made by the dental saint Muzisoya;

A gallstone caused by skipping breakfast for a long time;

Sleeping, a fox with nine tails......

After Yasuo re-equipped, he recovered quickly.

However, Yasuo still chose to enjoy Tsunade's massage.

Half an hour later, Yasuo reluctantly got up from her lap.

After returning the dentures to Mito, Yasuo took his leave and left the land of the Senju Clan.

The system's instructions didn't say that Ezreal's travel backpack couldn't hold living creatures, but Yasuo thought it would be better not to leave the Nine-Tails in it for too long.

Not to mention eating up all his good wine and meat, it is not good to spoil the banknotes all over the ground, so Yasuo chose to leave early.

"Grandma Mito, Yasuo's injury is actually worse than it seems, and I may have to go to Hachiki's house in the evening to continue treatment......"

Leaning against the door, looking at the distant back, Tsunade blushed and said to Mito.

"Go ahead, you should make up for your own mistakes, this is the good boy of the Thousand Hands family." Rubbing Tsunade's head, Mito said kindly.

It's nice to be young—

I may have to stay on it for a few more years, after all, I can't bear these lovely children, please be patient and wait......

Looking at the bright, midday sun, Mito's cloudy eyes narrowed.

Even if he is no longer young, this old man who came from the Warring States and has witnessed too many people, his figure is still slowly shining.

……

Passing by Master's cabin again, Yasuo knocked on the door and found that there was still no one answering the door, which made Yasuo very strange.

Since he connected the high-speed network cable to Master's house, he has not worked overtime on weekends in the dark department for a long time.

Could it be that you are chatting with Chiyo?

Yasuo thought of a most likely answer.

As peace grows and the Third Ninja War looks like it's a long way off, the marriage of Danzo and Chiyo is also on the agenda.

Although the master and his old man are still facing all this with an ostrich attitude, how can a caring apprentice not help to handle all this?

Yasuo had actually been in contact with Shuo Mao all along, trying to facilitate the marriage at the right time.

Since the master may be flirting with the prospective master, Yasuo is inconvenient to disturb, and he still has important things to deal with.

Back in his own room in the Banner Clan, Yasuo made his way to the Isle of Shadows through a pre-installed teleportation node.

The Shadow Island is lush and green, and it still looks like a fairyland on earth, and Yasuo thinks that it is most appropriate to release the Nine-Tails here.

Previously asked Shouhe to remove Madara from his body, Yasuo gave Shouzuru the ability to possess the magical cat.

But there is a premise here, that is, Shouhe is a tailed beast that has been completely tamed, and the nine-tails are not, and the latter still needs to be trained.

As long as the Nine-Tails are tamed, Yasuo doesn't mind giving it to someone else as a gift.

But before that, Yasuo decided that he would be the pillar force of this person first.

He is the second-generation nine-tailed human pillar force, and if the third-generation nine-tailed human pillar force is the third-generation nine-tailed human pillar force, it may not be Jiu Xinnai, she herself is not very good at fighting, in fact, it is a waste to take it.

It's a good choice to give the water gate, and it's not bad to give it to Kakashi.

It is not known who Kakashi's mother is in the original space-time, and the amount of Kakashi Blue should be much more than the original, but it is not a bad thing to add a nine-tailed battery.

Maybe it can still be divided into two halves, yin and yang, half for Watergate and half for Kakashi.

Yasuo thought wildly and opened Ezreal travel backpack.

"Whew~!"

With an earth-shattering roar, a massive orange-red figure appeared on the Isle of Shadows, breaking through the canopy at the top.

"Amitabha, junior brother, it seems that there are new guests on the island."

"It's a little thing, it's just a small thing, let's just keep sweeping the floor."

……

"Horned Sang, is that the tailed beast that the divine envoy won back?"

"No, the number of tails is wrong."

"Oh...... Kakusan, try my newly prepared Chuanbei loquat ginseng paste, it tastes good and can prolong life. ”

……

The appearance of the Nine-Tails on the island caused a roar of birds and beasts, but soon returned to calm.

"You really let me out!"

Nine-tails' huge ears stood up behind their heads, and the nine-tails kept writhing, and a low roar came out of their mouths: "Should I call you naïve, or should I call you stupid?" ”

Before the words fell, the nine-tailed huge front paws slapped towards Yasuo like a fly.

"Why didn't there be any fear in his face?" The Nine-Tails were secretly strange, but the power on the claws did not weaken a bit, with a whistling palm wind.

However, in the surprised gaze of the Nine-Tails, the human suddenly made a disgusting movement.

I saw him purse his mouth, spread his palms flat, and send a flying kiss to himself.

"Gross!"

Nine-Tails had no idea why this human was making such a disgusting gesture towards him.

Haven't you been out of the mountain for decades, and what incomprehensible changes have happened in this world?

Just when the Nine-Tails was determined to kill the enemy in one go, and then stay away from the ninja world, occupy the mountain as the king, and walk to the peak of fox life.

A pink heart, invisible to the naked eye, flew towards the Nine-Tails.

The old man's senses are very keen, this is just a small island, there are not many people on the island, as long as you kill all these ninjas, the old man can regain his freedom!

Freely!

This is the peak of fox life that has been lost for a long time, what could be more important than this!

"Wait, this is!" Nine-Tails suddenly widened his fox eyes, revealing a demented appearance.

"We have a heart, don't we? Hmm~"

With a soft and coquettish voice, the most popular beauty in the summoner's canyon, the nine-tailed demon fox Ahri, appeared in cool clothes.

A graceful figure, a charming face, fluffy animal ears, and nine fluffy and soft tails......

She covered her mouth and chuckled as she wriggled her graceful figure.

"Is there still a similar kind of old man in the world? It's still such a stunning beauty! ”

Nine-Tails was stunned and began to suspect Kitsune.

What fox is the pinnacle of life, and what freedom is priceless......

Bah!

At this moment, the Nine Lamas, who had been single for a thousand years, just wanted to stay with the bright and beautiful female fox in front of him.

"Pamper me!"

"Don't suppress yourself!"

The crispy voice rang out again, and Ahri rubbed her lips charmingly.

"No, the old man can't help it!"

Finally, the Nine-Tails pounced on it desperately.

"Ahh

However, just as he was about to twitch his body, with a voice voiced by Ahri when he died, everything in front of the Nine-Tails vanished.

"Beauty! Beauty! ”

Maintaining Teddy's inherent posture, the Nine-Tails bared his teeth and roared, "Damn human, where did you hide the old man's beauty?" ”

The Nine-Tails didn't think what they had just seen was an illusion.

As the strongest tailed beast, its resistance to illusion is extremely strong, and it is impossible for ordinary illusions to let themselves be hit.

Unless it's Uchiha's kaleidoscope writing wheel.

The guy in front of him is obviously not from the Uchiha clan, and he doesn't have a kaleidoscope writing wheel, so it's impossible to use illusions on himself.

Moreover, the feeling of being dominated by the kaleidoscope writing wheel eye is all too familiar to the Nine-Tails, and Madara has done it to him more than once, and it is completely different from the feeling just now.

One is hell and the other is heaven!

"As long as you are obedient, there will be drops of milk, and there will be drops of beauty, how about it, do you want to become the pet of this divine envoy?"

Yasuo took out a plate of roast chicken that looked like biscuits but was actually fragrant from his backpack, and said, "Speaking of which, would you like to try this first?"

Paired with green, non-toxic and harmless Freljord vanilla, this free-range, grass-fed Avaros Sacornish chicken is packed with essential nutrients that will surely make you purr with pleasure. ”

"The old man doesn't want to eat, the old man wants a beauty!" The nine-tails showed a fierce light, as if they were going to choose someone to devour.

Yasuo really didn't expect that this dead fox was actually a teddy reincarnation, and his mind was full of women.

But it's normal to think about it, Ahri is a kind of person that Nine-Tails has seen, and she is still a beauty.

Think of the engineering dogs in various engineering universities, the sow sable is no joke.

If it is not a sow, but a beauty far beyond the level of Hazelin, the engineering dog can certainly give everything, and evolve into magical creatures such as licking dogs, honest people, and pick-up man.

So it's not hard to imagine how great Ahri's attraction to the Nine-Tails is.

Yasuo shook his head and said: "Hey, Nine Lamas, everyone has a love for beauty, I understand your mood very well, but your anxious appearance just now scared the girls away!" ”

"Scare away? Why run? The old man didn't want to hurt her! ”

You put on a teddy pose, and said that you didn't want to hurt people, Yasuo frowned and said, "Brother, you don't seem to know anything about the relationship between men and women!" ”

The Nine-Tails turned his head sideways and said, "Why can't the old man get through?" Pillar and Mito are like this, and the old man has seen a lot! ”

"Poof—"

Yasuo almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and said slowly: "That's different, Pillar and Mito are old husbands and wives, you and others are only meeting for the first day, and there is no emotional foundation yet, you should find a way to please her first......"

"Then what should the old man do? How can I please a girl? Nine-tails lowered his head and asked suspiciously.

"What is harder than conquering the world is to make the world peaceful; What is more difficult than making world peace is to understand the hearts of women.

Women are very complex animals, and to understand them, we have to start with the wave-particle duality and Schrödinger's cat.

So, let's go two drinks first, eat something, and I'll talk to you slowly! ”

Yasuo took out several Gulacas oak barrels from Ezreal's rucksack, placed them in front of the Nine-Tails, and gestured to the roast chicken in his hand.

"This dish also has a simple, easy-to-remember name called 'Oro Cuisine', and I hope you enjoy it."

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