Chapter 591: The Power of Bathwater

2011-2012 NBA Finals, Philadelphia 76ers vs. Oklahoma City Thunder!

The Thunder are second in the regular season and the Philadelphia 76ers are first, and the two teams represent the strongest level in the regular season in the East and West, and the duel between these two teams should be very good.

Especially now that the Thunder is because of Durant's "bath water" incident, the whole team has gone up a notch in momentum, and I don't know if Durant has promised something that should not be promised, such as giving everyone the bath water to drink, one spoonful per person, not much to drink......

It's very troublesome, the Thunder was originally a young team, and now it's added to this kind of thing, which is a headache.

"I never thought that they would be so insidious and still be able to use this trick!"

At present, this kind of trick is one of the best techniques to stimulate the fighting power of young players, and from the momentum point of view, the current Thunder is pressing the 76ers.

That's why Stevens was upset, the young marshal actually suffered a loss on this!

However, this is also because the Thunder are basically single dogs or unmarried, except for Westbrook, who has a relatively stable girlfriend, everyone else is the kind with excess energy and no place to vent, and Durant is chasing stars and is about to lose his mind, so this trick works so well.

"To be reasonable, it's normal for them to have this kind of reaction, because they are all big men, and you can imagine what they are thinking in their hearts now. Durant is afraid that he will be eager to get rid of us so that he can kiss the goddess. ”

Han Miao is still understandable about Durant's situation, playing basketball, I originally thought that I could be cool to attract the attention of girls, a woman at the level of Sister Widow said this kind of thing to Durant, which is equivalent to half-commitment and half-joking, you make it difficult for Durant not to be excited.

"Coach, do you know any celebrities? Shall we use this trick too? But Scarlett's level is a bit high, and it doesn't seem easy to find someone to fight with. ”

If you have a bad idea, Iguodala and other old people are also very skilled, not to mention whether this trick has any effect on the 76ers, that is, who this female star should find is a very serious question.

"Who can stand up to Scarlett? Megan? Jessica? Or Natalie? ”

Well, if it's really 0506, then Megan Fox deserves it, and Fox in Transformers is the first in the world.

Of course, Jessica Alba was also very strong at that time, the most beautiful fan of the Lakers, who was quite famous in NBA circles back then, and it is said that the first generation of "bearded" Baron Davis once tried to pursue her, but was rejected by the goddess, so she had to retreat to be a friend...... Well, it seems a bit miserable to say that, well, in fact, Baron Davis is Alba's boyfriend hahaha.

I heard that Baron Davis went to Los Angeles to get closer to Alba, but unfortunately he went not to the Lakers but the Clippers.

Of course, if Davis could have turned the Clippers into an aircraft carrier like Paul back then, coupled with the identity of a male girlfriend, maybe there would be some hope for digging into the wall.

Natalie Portman's words, hmm...... In fact, from a certain point of view, she is the best choice, but Natalie is far less powerful than Scarlett Johansson in terms of body impact, and to put it more colloquially, it is not worth A...... Scarlett is at least D+ to start!

Alas, this trick failed gorgeously.

……

The night of the finals.

"Hello friends from the audience in Philadelphia, your favorite Sir Charles is here again hahaha!"

On the commentary stage, Barkley was laughing wildly, because the big screen was playing the video record of the 76ers' all-time Finals or regular season highlight players, among which was Barkley!

Well, Barkley, who had just joined the league at that time, was quite young, not so ...... Fat!

"Charles, you were actually quite skinny back then."

Because Barkley is a legendary star of the home team today, Kenny Smith has to take on a bigger task today, after all, Barkley's big mouth will definitely favor the home team at this time!

"Yes, Charles, how did you get fat after that?"

Reggie Miller is still with them, because the atmosphere and effect of the last commentary are good.

"And then, oops, what happened then? ……”

Although Barkley is a fat man, he doesn't want to be directly told that he is fat, so he is reluctant to say anything about his obesity history.

"Hmph, you guys are jealous, what's wrong with me being fat? I'm so chubby! ”

The three of them are still bickering, and the Thunder players in the court have already entered, probably because they were encouraged by the bath water, when a bunch of them warmed up, it was really perverted, and they would never go to the basket if they could dunk it, even Perkins, a 10,000-year-old meat shield floor stream, also came to the simplest dunk!

"It's not aesthetic at all......

The 76ers also entered, and Iguodala looked at Perkins' dunk and was very disdainful in his heart, what kind of dunk was this? It's really spicy to the eyes.

"Come on Andre, give them a sample."

Han Miao threw the ball directly to Iguodala, and when it came to dunking, Iguodala was a real dunk in the 76ers, although Han Miao was not bad, but if it was really discussed, it couldn't be compared with Iguodala's pure dunk.

After all, Iguodala is currently defensive, except for the punching frame. (At that time, the first brother's three points were not good, and the time was not good)

Of course, Iguodala will not have stage fright, he just picks up the ball and gets on it, and the feeling of muscle bumps bursting up can be seen even if he doesn't take off his coat!

"Boom!"

The one-armed windmill burst button, although it does not have the perfect combination of power and beauty like Carter, but Iguodala's violent aesthetic is still very good!

"Hum ╯^╰!"

Durant was immediately unconvinced, Iguodala? What's that? How dare you bully your little brother?

So Durant also held the ball, walked to the place where he was close to the three-point line, and then threw off his stride and rushed to the basket!

Durant is over 210 tall, and his legs are really long, and it is not difficult for him to complete a three-step dunk near the three-point line.

Maybe he usually looks more faced, so he rarely dunks like this, but this time, for the bath water...... Bah! For love! Durant wants to buckle!

One step, two steps...... Like minions, like the pace of the devil, take off! Durant soars into the air, glides, and dunks with one hand!

Yes, it's a one-handed dunk, after all, Durant is not a dunk, this kind of distance, it's very good to be able to press in, don't expect to say how much else he can show off.

However, this is really different from the previous Durant, this damn bathwater power!

Now, when Durant looks at the 76ers, he is estimated to be similar to the brave in Dragon Quest.

Down with the evil 76ers! Save the princess!

Form 2? Well, nonsense, a teenager who can be fooled by a glass of bath water, isn't it a secondary two?