Chapter 2 Gou Someone?
"Dogs... Dog someone? What a bad thing. β
There is a system in this world where there is someone who gives himself such a stupid name, oh no?
Lee so-ji was shocked.
"It's not a little wolf dog, it's a don't give it away!" Gou corrected.
"I don't care what kind of husky or Alaska or Akita you are, tell me what kind of host, contract, binding, what the hell is this?" Li Xiuji asked impatiently.
"Ahem, to put it simply, you have traveled to a parallel world, and I was also traveling, but because your crossing disrupted my magnetic field, my crossing failed, if you don't find the host within a minute, then my system will be formatted, which is equivalent to the death of your human race." Gou replied.
"Then why don't you find Sophie as a host?" Li Xiuer picked his nostrils and asked, Sophie next to him saw Li Xiuer picking his nostrils, and quickly twisted his body away with a look of disdain.
Gou replied again: "That's not nonsense, if you are reborn, you can choose, you choose to be a man or a woman, choose you as a host, isn't your first perspective much cooler than Sophie's first perspective, hey... Hey. β
"Wow, you're so obscene, you're the embodiment of hero and chivalry, beauty and wisdom coexist!" Li Xiuji said with disdain.
Gou someone laughed for a while: "Don't underestimate me, let me tell you, I don't want someone to be awesome, how many people dream of me wanting me to enter their bodies, I don't want to find them as a host, I don't want to find you as my host, it's cheap for you to be my host!" β
"What's the?" Li Xiuer was interested when he heard it, and thought to himself that maybe someone didn't lie to himself.
After clearing his throat in Li Xiuer's mind, Gou said solemnly: "I can let you stand at the top of this planet!" Embark on the pinnacle of life, sit on the CEO, marry Bai Fumei, punch the Nanshan Nursing Home, kick the Beihai Kindergarten, and enter the Western Elysium ......"
Li Xiuer interrupted: "I'm sorry, you just entered the Western Elysium, your whole family has entered the Western Elysium, what nursing home and kindergarten forget it, I'm not so vulgar, what CEO Bai Fumei is at the peak of his life, you tell me in detail." β
Gou said: "I will issue a task for you, as long as you complete the task I posted, you can get a reward!" It will also increase your outfit value, which can be purchased in the mall, such as a Ferrari Lamborghini, Bugatti, Veyron, Pagani, and cannon. β
Li Xiuer thought to himself, where is this, and where is the aircraft artillery, why don't you talk about the aircraft carrier, there is really no reliable sentence: "Stop, stop, what kind of aircraft and artillery is now the era of peace in a society governed by the rule of law!" Focus on picking Ferrari or something. β
Gou someone smashed it and smashed it: "Anyway, it's a luxury car villa company, you have everything you want." β
Li Xiuer said noncommittally: "Brag, you can blow hard, I will watch you pretend to be forced quietly." β
Gou said angrily: "You don't believe me, do you!?" β
Li Xiuer crossed his legs in his head: "Then don't you listen to what you said yourself, this is a human language, and let me believe that it is a mule or a horse, then you have to take it out for a walk, if you really have the ability, let the master open his eyes!" β
Gou someone responded: "Okay, I'll let you Li Xiuer know today that I know how good Gou is here!" β
"Beep, beep, beep, danger, the primary cheats "The Prince's Technique" has been successfully taught, please confirm with the host."
Li Xiuer's mind was filled with a bunch of dense texts, videos, and experiences.
"What the hell? EQ2 Even? Don't explain combos? EQ flash? EQ flashes Z-word flash, hits the fly, picks up Tiamat catches, picks up A, and the sky collapses and the earth cracks, and the instant explosion spirals into the sky? β
"That's it?" Li Xiuer almost died of laughter,
"Your system isn't very good, right? Who wouldn't know this?,EQ flash and don't explain the combo.,Although I was a silver cub in my previous life.,But haven't I ever eaten pork and never seen a pig run? Although it is not always successful, but after being proficient, it can occasionally be successfully used, and you even teach me the fucking EQ2 as a cheat? Who do you look down upon? Li Xiuer felt that his IQ was pressed to the ground and rubbed hard.
Gou someone smiled evilly: "You don't know this, Blue Star is different from your previous world, although LOL is very popular here, and even LOL has joined the Olympic Games, and there are many countries that have opened LOL universities, but the LOL level of this world, how to say it, hehehe, you know." β
Li Xiuer pouted: "If you have a fart, let it go!" What about holding it in your mouth? β
Gou was not angry, and said cheaply: "The LOL level in this world is extremely low!" It can be said to be ridiculously low, low to exaggerated, and low to terrifying! Low enough that with me, I can let you do whatever you want! The LOL pro players in this world don't even know the prince's EQ2 company! You know how scary it is, hehe. β
Li Xiuer felt that he was being fooled: "You fart, no matter how imbecile you are, will you EQ2 even if you are imbecile?" β
Gou pouted: "Didn't you let me fart, and I really didn't lie to you, don't you know if you don't believe it?" β
Didn't this Gou someone have a good heart and deliberately manipulate me, wanting me to make a fool of myself in the live broadcast?
Sophie's account has been launched, Li Xiuer looked at the rank, Glory Gold 5, and his strength is not much different, and Sophie has been on the air for a few minutes, forget it, let's play a dozen first.
Thinking of this, Li Xiuer nodded to Sophie, indicating that he was ready to start fighting at any time.
Sophie happily handed Li Xiuer a smile, pointed to the play button, and signaled that Li Xiuer could start a solo row.
Mouse click, play.
Entering the queue, it is expected to be 10 seconds, and it is said that it is 10 seconds, but in fact, there are already people in the queue as soon as it is ordered.
Clicking Accept, Lee so-ho entered the room.
Start BP.
It seems that there are indeed a lot of people playing LOL in Lanxing, and the first one will be scored in seconds, Li Xiuer thought to himself.
Due to the low segmentation of the BP stage, both sides choose people according to their preferences, and they do not choose heroes with strong versions or teammates.
Lee so-ho got the prince jungler on the blue side.
The blue lineup is, the top laner stone man, the jungler prince, the mid laner Yasuo, the ADC Ize, and the auxiliary robot.
The red lineup is, top laner Shen, jungler blind monk, mid laner Annie, ADC small cannon, and auxiliary fire man.
From the point of view of the lineup,It's not particularly easy to fight.,For the lower lane or invasion of the wild area, there is a single 6-level ultimate on the opposite side.,The small cannon has W rocket jumping and the ultimate destruction shot can save your life.,The ejection of the auxiliary Burning Man's passive blazing flame and ultimate Flame Storm can also be easily ejected in the face of three people + passively hit a high aoe range damage.γ
Although the mid-laner Annie can EQ2 even let Yasuo receive the ultimate to connect and control, but Annie's high damage has a chance to replace Yasuo, and Yasuo's role in the later stage is not as big as Annie's if he changes his head, and it is prudent to go on the road, it must be pure meat, and it doesn't make much sense to catch him.
It seems that this is not very easy to play.,Let's brush the wild first.,After playing red level 2, see if there's a chance to catch a wave.,Help your teammates catch a flash or something.,After Li Xiu'er finished analyzing.,The game interface is also 100% loaded.,Everyone entered the game.γ
The barrage begins to roll.
"Wow, Fei Fei is going to play the prince today! It's rare to see Fei Fei playing before, looking forward to ing. - Netizen Ai Fei Ping
"The GANK ability of this hero is still good, and you can catch people if you have a big move at level 6." ββNetizens' magic goes in circles
"Heh, how can a girl play well with such a macho hero?" - Netizen Biao-shaped big man is 1.85 meters
"I'll bet on a pack of spicy strips, and she'll give her a blood at the beginning!" - Netizen God of Gambling Zhou Runhua