"Master, my grandson found a few beautiful young ladies taking a bath not far away, come with me to take a look!"

Sun Wukong, dressed in a suit and leather shoes, jumped into the bamboo forest in front of him.

Touching his bare head, Tang Xuan's heart was broken at the moment, and he was a little loveless.

A month ago, I was struck by lightning while watching TV, and when I woke up, I became Tang Seng who was going to his daughter's country in "Journey to the West"!

What the hell are you kidding?

My name is Tang Xuan, and I am not called Tang Xuanzang, why do you want to become Tang Seng?

I haven't made a rich woman fall in love with me, and I haven't eaten soft rice as a little white face, why did I become a monk?

I want to go home!

"Abba Aba? Crooked than crooked? Crooked Bibab? Congratulations to the host for activating the interpenetrating system, you can get a chance to return to the earth once a day, but you can only stay on the earth for seven days, once the seven days have passed, if the host does not return to the westward world, the system will forcibly wipe out the host! ”

it?

Goldfinger!

I actually got the golden finger of the air every second after the crossing!

But this golden finger is not mentally retarded, right? How do you feel like it's so two hundred and five?

"Hey, system, can I go and see my sister take a shower?"

Tang Xuan asked in a low voice.

"Ding! The system fails, and the host's mission is to travel to the West Heaven to learn the scriptures, and the reward is to return to Earth permanently. ”

Come on, it seems that this system is a comic invited by the monkey!

"Ahem, Wukong, how can a monk be greedy for women? Take the teacher to see it! ”

Tang Xuan was dressed in a suit, his bare head reflected the sun's rays, dazzling, his face was full of excitement, he grabbed Sun Wukong, and hurriedly ran towards the bamboo forest in front of him.

"Senior Brother Sha, I'll go and persuade Senior Brother and Master, you just wait here!"

Zhu Bajie had a fat head and big ears, and he couldn't button his suit, so he rushed into the bamboo forest with the fat on it.

"Brother Bai, why did the master suddenly change his personality?"

Although Monk Sha was wearing a suit, he still didn't forget to wear a rosary, and he said to the white horse with a horse on the side.

"Who knows, he was like this a month ago, and suddenly asked you to wear some suit, and he had to get some leather sofa on my back!"

The white dragon horse looked loveless, he looked at his back depressedly, and he was carrying the leather sofa.

Tang Xuan traveled to the Westward Journey a month ago, and after a month in a hurry, he slowly adapted to the Westward Journey world.

Journey to the West is not the Journey to the West world recorded in the TV series, but a country where feudalism and slavery coexist, similar to the earth in the sixth and seventh centuries.

However, there are not only humans in this world, but also all kinds of cute orcs.

Tang Xuan is used to the current life, he can have fish-flavored shredded meat to eat every day when he wakes up, and he can also watch Wukong and Wuneng, two living treasures, fight to the death for their sisters.

However, Tang Xuan's goal is still to return to the earth, be a little white face, and eat soft rice.

If he wants to return to life on Earth permanently, he must complete the task of the mentally retarded system, otherwise, he may really be forcibly obliterated.

"Hooligans!"

Tang Xuan, the leader, strode out of the bamboo forest with an obscene face, and he still had an aunt's smile on his face.

Immediately afterwards, Sun Monkey also returned to Tang Xuan's side, but Bajie obviously didn't have such good luck, and he was surrounded by several graceful and beautiful women.

"Apprentice, the master often teaches you to find some young ladies who are young, have an extraordinary temperament, and have gold, don't let these old cows eat tender grass, Bajie is a good example!"

"But master, that nerd in Bajie is more than three hundred years old!"

Sun Wukong looked at Tang Xuan with an innocent expression.

"Ahem, can you not know as a teacher? For the teacher is just an analogy! Tang Xuan looked at Bajie, who was trampled on beyond recognition, and couldn't bear to say to the beautiful women, "A few young ladies, it's almost okay, this pig-headed orc can be sold for a good price!" ”

"Humph! Good luck for you! ”

The beauties snorted and turned around and returned to the bamboo forest.

In this world, orcs are lowly slaves, but Tang Xuan doesn't think so, he wants to meet those beast-eared girls, touch the beast ears with his own hands, and open a harem or something casually.

Bajie got up from the ground and patted off the dust on his body, and the pig's face, which was already fat and big-eared, was bloated and unrecognizable at the moment.

"Okay, Bajie, for the sake of your protection as a teacher this time, the teacher will personally cook for you with fish-flavored shredded pork, kung pao chicken, and slippery meat!"

Tang Xuan's words were chiseled, patting his chest, he lay on the sofa and picked his feet.

"Hey, hey, thank you, master!"

Bajie drools, when it comes to food and girls, Bajie has endless power.

"Master, after this bamboo forest is the daughter city, we can have a full meal immediately!"

Sun Monkey jumped off the top of the bamboo and slurred his speech.

"Senior brother, that's the lollipop that the master gave me!"

Monk Sha looked aggrieved, lying on the ground and rolling, crying and clamoring to eat lollipops, he is a merman clan, he can completely transform into a human form, but he can only eat some fish, since Tang Xuan gave him lollipops, this guy actually began to be picky eaters, and he didn't eat anything except lollipops and fish-flavored shredded pork.

"Senior Brother Sha, when did my grandson treat you badly? When I entered the daughter city, my grandson will give you ice cream! ”

After Sun Monkey finished speaking, Monk Sha calmed down.

Tang Xuan lay on the sofa and slept beautifully, and when he woke up, he saw a thatched house, about three meters high, and a high school

Since coming to this world, I have been wandering outside, where have I seen the city? Now it seems that the city is almost like a small town.

"Come on, you guys remember, my daughter is full of young ladies in the city, don't be too indulgent, and, Bailongma, go home!"

Tang Xuan jumped off the sofa and said to the monkey and Bajie.

"I'm going back? But this is the task assigned to me by the king of the Tutang Kingdom, and if I can't complete it, I will be killed! ”

Seeing that Tang Xuan was going to drive him away, the white dragon horse looked flustered, and kicked his two front hooves.

The Tang Kingdom is the country where the Tang Seng and the four apprentices set off, the monkey, the Bajie and the Sha Monk are all lowly orcs in the Tang Kingdom, the Tang Seng saw that they were pitiful, so he took them, and the White Dragon Horse clan was the man and horse who pulled the cart for the king of the Tang Kingdom, and was ordered to be the mount of the Tang Seng.

"You go back, let your sister Bai Ling come, don't worry, I won't put a sofa on your sister's back!"

Tang Xuan looked obscene and said with a wicked smile.

I have long heard that Bai Ling, the sister of Bai Longma, is a tsundere Lori, Tang Xuan has long wanted to touch Bai Ling's horse ears and sit on her back to be chic and happy!

"In the bag on the horse's back is the entanglement on your road, Monk Sha, you stay outside, the speed of the Bai orcs can reach a thousand miles a day, and in less than two days, Bai Ling will arrive in the daughter city, and the three of us will come out to pick you up at that time."

Tang Xuan left Monk Sha a bag of self-heating rice and lollipops with fish-flavored shredded pork, and then entered the daughter city with the monkey and Bajie.

......

In the bamboo forest, a black shadow hid in the shadows, and said coldly: "It's actually an orc trafficker?" Be sure to find a chance to rescue the monkey and the pig's head! ”