In his previous life, Douya saw a husband and wife joke, which told stories before and after marriage.

The content is something like this......

Before marriage.

Female, shy face: "Husband, tonight we ~"

Man, evil face: "Little goblin, get ready for a new bed tomorrow!" ”

Female, shy face: "Hate~"

Man, domineering face: "You scream, even if you scream and break your throat tonight, no one will come to save you." ”

After getting married.

Female, with a shy face: "Husband, this bed is uncomfortable, let's get a new bed tomorrow." ”

Man, pale face: "Wife, I feel that this bed is okay, so don't break the bank." ”

Female, domineering face: "Shut up!" The old lady now goes to the shower and gives you three minutes to get ready. ”

Man, frightened face: "I, I'm a little tired today, don't ......"

Female, evil face: "You scream, even if you scream and cut your throat tonight, no one will come to save you." ”

After that, the wife locked the bedroom door and turned to go to the bathroom to take a shower.

And the man takes advantage of the time when his wife is taking a bath.

With a broken expression, he squatted at the foot of the bed with a saw blade and sawed the foot of the bed frantically.

Click......

Once upon a time, Douya regarded those jokes on the Internet as jokes.

Laugh and forget about it, so he won't take those jokes seriously.

However, it was only now that he realized that he had been very wrong!

Saying goes; A woman is thirty like a wolf, and forty is like a tiger.

So the question is, what is the strength of a female goblin who has been lonely for hundreds of years?

Regarding the answer to this question, Douya said that he did not want to answer.

In short, it's hard to put into words.

His eyes were blank looking at the beautiful night scene outside the window.

Douya couldn't remember how many times it was, and time seemed to have never passed forward.

Outside the window, there is always that fixed moonlight, and over time, the song faintly sounded in Douya's mind.

'When I close my eyes, it's dark......

A tearing sensation, a bloody taste in the mouth. ’

'What a sad parting, I confess that I am most afraid of the dark. ’

'The illusion that dreams have been hollowed out, I am no longer who you are. ’

Well, not to mention, there are a few lines in this lyric that are quite appropriate.

Of course, if you change it, it will be more in line with his current situation.

Finally, Douya, who didn't know how many times he had entered the state of a sage, broke free from the seal.

"—Stop! Time out! ”

Douya turned over and stood up, forcibly curbing this inhumane dog abuse.

Ling Yue Immortal Ji was a little surprised, she originally thought that someone should not be able to break free from her seal.

But now it seems that he still underestimated the other party.

But that's fine, after all, it's the man I fancie.

If she didn't even have this ability, she wouldn't have married him.

Thinking of this, thinking that the next time might be more interesting, Ling Yue Xianji's beautiful eyes flickered, and she licked her tongue, extremely charming.

"Oh, I still have the strength to struggle, it looks like the concubine has to continue to work hard."

"I protest! Ling Yue, you are unilaterally torturing me, I want a truce! ”

Looking at the dog with a face full of grief and indignation, he was wronged and wrapped his tail around his body.

Ling Yue Immortal Ji smiled enchantingly, got up, and said with a queen-like momentum: "The protest is invalid. ”

"You!" Douya's face turned red with anger, of course, I don't know if it's because of shame and indignation.

At this moment, there are too many words in his heart that he wants to complain in his throat, and for a while, he can't even say a word.

His fingers trembled and pointed at Ling Yue Xianji who was approaching step by step in front of him, and while his teeth were terrified, he suddenly had an idea!

"Don't force me Ling Yue!!"

"Huh? What do you want to do? ”

"What do I want to do? Hehe, I want to run! ”

"Run? Let's not talk about whether you can escape from the palm of the concubine's hand......"

Ling Yue Xianji stretched out her hand and grabbed it, as if she was going to hold Dou Ya's whole person tightly.

Then, her momentum changed, and she said with a murderous aura: "Of course, you can also try." ”

"However, if you really dare to run, don't blame the concubine for being physically and mentally ruthless and killing that little bastard!"

"Little bastard?" Douya didn't react at first glance, and the other party was talking about whom.

But then, a figure wearing a fire rat fur suddenly popped out of Douya's mind.

Moment! Someone gasped and looked at the woman who said those cold-blooded words in disbelief.

"Ling Yue, this is a matter between our husband and wife, don't involve that child!"

"Blame me? Obviously, you yourself threatened me first. ”

Ling Yue Immortal Ji raised her eyebrows and said coldly: "Besides, you are sorry for the concubine first." ”

"The concubines didn't slaughter their mothers and sons back then, but they were already letting them go for your sake."

"Now, you have fallen into the hands of the concubine, and you are still thinking about the wild seed outside."

"Is it really a temperamentless woman to be a concubine!"

The atmosphere suddenly became a little stiff, and Douya didn't dare to provoke anyone anymore.

He could only use words tactfully to attack from the side, carefully disintegrating Ling Yue Immortal Ji's hostility.

"I didn't do what you said......

"In my time, you are the only one by my side."

As soon as these words came out, the murderous aura on Ling Yue Immortal Ji's face suddenly disappeared like ice and snow melting.

Ling Yue Immortal Ji, who was changing her face very quickly, pretended to be shy, and asked while holding her cheek.

"Are you telling the truth, the truth?"

"Of course it's true! You've just gotten pregnant over there, and it's too late for me to serve you with tea and water. ”

"Woooooooooo......oo Honey~"

Listening to Ling Yue Immortal Ji, whose voice suddenly became gentle, Dou Ya looked up, and his heart suddenly became half cold.

This is the rhythm to continue!

"Stop! Time out! We said a truce! ”

"When did the concubine promise you?"

“…… Yes! In that case, I'll go! ”

"You go and try it! I'm going to kill that little bastard when I get back. ”

Ling Yue Xianji raised her arm, admiring her manicure, while staring at someone with sharp eyes.

"Oh yes, I think you passed on the Iron Broken Fang to that little bastard, right?"

"What a negative man, isn't our son Sesshomaru better than that little bastard?"

"Why, didn't you say you were going to run? You go, you're leaving, I'm going to get the Iron Broken Tooth and give it to my son. ”

In this regard, Douya never thought that Inuyasha was still a cheat!

If Inuyasha still has a chance to survive in the face of Sesshomaru.

Then when Ling Yue Xianji goes, even if she is resurrected in this world, it is estimated that she will not be able to stop this angry female dog from killing the dog.

Thinking of this, Douya wanted to cry without tears in his heart, what kind of sin did you say he had created, why did he have such a cheating dog son.

The most important thing is that this kind is not its own!!

"Alas, okay, I'll admit defeat, Ling Yue, what do you want?"

Seeing someone soften, Ling Yue Xianji's heart didn't mention how happy it was.

For many years, I have never taken advantage of this man.

Now, Ling Yue Immortal Ji has an active mind, and now she has to make up for everything she has lost in the past!

"Honey, I'm really getting more and more fond of you."

Picking up a strand of hair from her ear and licking it in her mouth, Ling Yue Xianji said with a vigorous attitude.

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and lie down."

Hearing the word 'lie down', Douya's body suddenly shook!

His face was pale, he shook his head frantically, and said unyieldingly: "If you don't come, you won't come!" I really can't bear it. ”

"Oh, I'm going to kill that little bastard." As she spoke, Ling Yue Immortal Ji turned around to leave.

In this regard, Douya was really about to cry, he gritted his teeth and stretched out his hand to stop: "Wait! ”

Ling Yue Xianji knew that the other party would stop her, and turned sideways, she playfully admired someone's struggle.

"Ten times...... Just ten times, ten more times, rest! "Fighting teeth gritted their teeth.

"No, fifty times!" Ling Yue Immortal Ji turned around.

"Ten times, it really can't be more." The fighting teeth are very tangled.

"Thirty times!" Ling Yue Immortal Ji approached step by step.

"It hurts so much, just ten times." Bucket Tooth's face was full of ashes.

"Thirty times!" Ling Yue Xianji argued with reason.

"Ten times ......" gritted his teeth.

"Thirty times!" Ling Yue's beautiful eyes flashed.

"Ten times!" Douya shook his head.

"Twenty deals!" Ling Yue Immortal Ji's tone changed.

"Good! Deal! Two...... Well? Douya was stunned.

Before he could react, Douya was thrown to the ground by someone who was hungry.

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Finally, it was dawn.

Douya looked at the bright sunshine outside the window, and a line of moving tears slowly flowed on his thin cheeks.

It was like being reborn, and it was as if a century had passed.

In short, someone crawled out of hell alive.

The two who were sleeping in each other's arms were still talking at this time.

"Speaking of which, Ling Yue, you haven't answered my previous question yet."

"What are you talking about?"

"You're living here alone? And what do you do every day? ”

"Of course, I'm not the only one living here, as for what I do every day."

"It's very simple, either be in a daze, or sleep, or go and fight with that stinky fox."

Douya was stunned for a moment and asked, "Fight?" And the stinky fox? Who's that? ”

Speaking of this issue, Ling Yue Immortal Ji suddenly raised her head, glared at someone with resentment on her face, and said with a very tasteful taste.

"It's all your fault! It's okay to know that you're messing with women outside. ”

"Who did I provoke me?" Douya felt that he was inexplicable to this pot.

Ling Yue Immortal Ji lowered her head and took a bite on his strong pectoralis major muscle.

Then he said angrily: "Hmph, who else can there be, isn't it the stinky fox from the west, in front of Tamamo......"