"I'm a thunderbolt!"

Li Xiuer scolded.

Yuan Yuyi, who was driving in front of him, was so frightened that he snorted: "What's wrong?" ”

"It's okay······ Ha ha. ”

said that it was okay, but in his heart, he had already greeted the eighteenth generation of Gou's ancestors.

Spectacles?

Wristwatch?

Keyboard?

Oh, these few broken things are still sold so expensive, it's better to eat a few meals of fat house happy pot!

Gou said unhurriedly: "Hey, don't panic, listen to me slowly quibble...... No, explain slowly. ”

"Editor, you continue to make it up, sir, I see what kind of big lie you can make up, ah!" Li Xiuer took out a cigarette from his bag, stretched it out to the place where Yuan Yuyi could see it, and asked, "Do you mind?" ”

Yuan Yuyi glanced at it, frowning slightly, but still said, "You smoke it, just open the window." ”

"Hmm." Lowering the window, Li Xiuer listened to Gou's desire in his mind and snorted his cigarette butt.

This was the first cigarette he smoked after crossing over to the Blue Star.

Familiar taste.

"This fat house happy mirror is not ordinary glasses, it is the culmination of heaven and earth······" Gou's cheap voice sounded.

"But it's barren and thin, and it also collects the essence of heaven and earth, master, I also accept the essence of the sun and the moon, how can I drop, master, can I wear it to cultivate immortals and find immortality?" Li Xiuer sneered strangely.

"Don't underestimate these glasses, they have gold rimmed ······ after all." Gou said weakly.

"Oh? So, worth a little money? After Li Xiuer heard the word "gold", he raised his eyebrows, thinking in his heart, if it was worth a little money, it would not be so useless, at least he could take out the gold shop and sell it.

But a full 100 points of forced value, just change the gold edge? What Li Xiuer thinks and how to lose.

Gou raised the speed of speech this time, so as not to be interrupted by Li Xiuer again: "It not only has a gold wire frame and a beautiful appearance, but also wearing it will increase your dynamic vision, for example, if you play tennis with others, in the eyes of others, the ball only flies in the air for one second, so he must catch the ball in one second, and the time to think is very short, but in your eyes, the ball flies in the air for two seconds, that is, if your dynamic vision is very good, then all ballistics will look slower than others, It also has more time to think than others, and it is better than others' way of dealing with it. ”

After Li Xiuer heard the "dynamic vision", he dispelled the idea of selling this fat house happy mirror, and said: "In other words, such as the blind monk's heavenly sound wave, the leopard girl's javelin, the robot's hook, and so on, I can better dodge these skills that require flight, which is equivalent to the automatic movement of the script?" ”

"To be precise, it can't be called a script, it can only be said that it improves your MISS degree of non-directional skills to a certain extent, and non-directional skills will greatly reduce the hit rate when facing you, but it's not 100% evasive, because it's still the human brain that makes the judgment, not the script that the machine derives a foolproof route after precise calculations." Gou said slowly.

"Well, it's a bit useful, but what about the other two? It shouldn't be an ordinary object, right? Li Xiuer suddenly began to have a sense of anticipation for the things in the mall.

"This fat house happy table,It's not helpful in the game.,But it can help you in life.,Hehe,It's mainly used to cooperate with you to pretend to be forced.,You know,Once you take the initiative to pretend to be successful,The pretension points you get are not deducted from the handling fee!" Gou smiled sheepishly.

"What's the method? This watch doesn't look very cool, and the rage is hanging to the sky. Li Xiuer carefully studied the fat house happiness table in his mind.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey······"

"TM, you mean, laugh barrenly!"

"This watch, made of 24K pure gold, just looking at it from a distance, it will make people feel dazzling, you wear it on your wrist, gently shake your wrist, and the golden light will fly all over the room······" Gou said happily, as if he could already see the shocked eyes of the people in the room.

Li Xiuer too, he seemed to be able to see the eyes of the people in the room like fools, and took a sip: "The master is not a nouveau riche, what are you doing with me a whole gold watch!" ”

Gou continued: "Eh, if you don't like its light, then I believe you will like its music!" It allows you to become a man who comes out with BGM! Imagine that as soon as you appear, everyone is at the door to greet you, and your watch emits a golden light, the whole person seems to be descended from heaven, and it will also play 'Farmers move farmers and annoy farmers are tired and thorough for the year to be stable, and to respect Liu Thioganthi-100 million ~ Steady beating and copying through Ya Spelling Ball Building'. ”

Upper ······ On the beach? Such a song with a sense of age, does it really fit the identity of the master?

"Hey, people nowadays like classic, nostalgic, retro, and it's not popular anymore, okay, the older your BGM is, the more it can reflect your noble identity and elegant temperament. It's like a classical aristocratic ······" Gou Someone babbled a lot.

I only feel embarrassed to hear it in Li Xiuer's ears! It's embarrassing! He asked, "Really?" ”

"Trust me, I'm not wrong with someone's taste! Today is your first day at the base, and it's extremely important to make a lasting impression on everyone! Gou was serious.

The car stopped.

Yuan Yuyi turned his head and glanced at Li Xiuer: "The base has arrived, Mr. Li, please." ”

Li Xiuer nodded, and hurriedly said to Gou: "It's too late, hurry, buy this watch for the master!" ”

"Congratulations to the host, the fat house happiness watch has been purchased successfully, and 100 points of loading value will be deducted."

As soon as the words fell, a golden and dirty watch appeared in the back seat, right on Li Xiuer's right.

Li Xiuer hurriedly put it on his wrist: "Well, it's quite comfortable." ”

I thought that I would wait for my amazing appearance, it should be pretty good, right? Team Leader Yuan had a cold face all day, I don't know if there are other beautiful and gentle young ladies in the base! Hey······ Hey.

Li Xiuer dragged a suitcase and followed behind Yuan Yuyi.

LGM three English are pasted on the exterior wall, and from a distance, it is a full five stories high.

I don't know why, as soon as Yuan Yui returned to the LGM base, it was like a different person.

"Now that you're at the base, you're going to have to obey the club's management like the rest of the team, and you'll go to your dorm room to put your things in a while, and then go to the first floor to read the rules and regulations of the LGM club."

Although she was cold and rarely smiled before, Li Xiuer felt that after she returned to the base, she even spoke with a chill, which made Li Xiuer feel a chill in her spine and feel bad.