Chapter Seventy-Eight: Cocooning Yourself

Tan Wensong, a gentleman at the school, stood on a high place in the air and wrote non-stop on the book with the Xia Hao pen in his hand, and beside him was Xiao Qingshan, a real person who had yawned three times.

"A little fox who chiseled into a wall to steal light, is it worth writing about as a scholar?" Xiao Qingshan said boredly.

"Look at your way," the white-shirted middle-aged man didn't raise his head, "the blessing of the goddess of the guide hall has made me see a lot of stories about this fox." If you judge the quality of this little fox demon according to the rules set by the saints of the three sects, you can probably cut off three tails and leave two. ”

"Cutting off the three tails is the retribution for many evils, and leaving two tails is the virtue of God's good life?" Dressed in a yellow shabby robe, the rickety old man squinted at the picture flowing in the book, and his tone was slightly sarcastic.

The first thing that appears in the picture is a fox wandering around Tongwang Mountain, it is very smart and studious, and it will go to the forest to pick wild fruits to satisfy its hunger, and it will also go to the stream to catch fish and play in the water; When it sees the woodmen who have gone into the mountains to cut wood, they hide in the shadows and secretly observe, and then steal their firewood knives while they are unprepared, and learn to chop wood in the same way, and they will run to the road below the mountain to peek and envy the beautiful women in their dresses. One day, he ran to the residence of the spiritual sect on the top of the mountain, and overheard the practice of the mages, and from then on he would go there every day, sometimes standing on a big tree in the square and watching the mages practice and cast spells; Sometimes, I would climb on the beams of the house and listen to the teachings of the masters. Since it leaves behind the wild fruits picked in the mountains when it goes there every day, the monks believe that it is a spiritual animal that knows the way to repay kindness, and they do not drive it to listen to the practice of the Dharma, so that the fox listens, sees, and practices the Dharma, and for many years until it grows a second tail.

Gradually, it felt that learning the Fa was good, but it seemed to be a bit boring and the progress of its cultivation was very slow, and although it still collected the spiritual energy in the mountains every day and practiced diligently, it no longer went to the spiritual sect to listen to the Fa and observe the Fa. By chance, the fox strayed into the blessed land of the mountain, the 'Huoyun Cave', and fought with the stone spirit inside, and almost died inside, and it escaped after nine deaths, and thus grew a third tail.

It had heard that the spirits in the cave had said that there was a method called 'Collecting Yang and Replenishing Yin', and the female spirit could absorb the essence and blood of men to improve their cultivation, so the fox went out of the mountain to the village, and when he saw the women with good faces, he dispersed their souls and entered his own body, and the dove occupied the magpie's nest, and since then he has relied on his appearance and the fox's natural charm to seduce all kinds of men for the joy of fish and water, and then eat his heart and drink his blood.

Its magic is getting higher and higher, and it is becoming more and more sophisticated, and it knows that the essence must be cultivated to the human form in order to one day spy on the way of heaven and finally become a god. And adults are not just occupying other people's bodies, but also learning human nature, but after all, its cultivation is still low and cannot be transformed into an adult, and it has always been stealing in the body of a woman to do what they think is good and evil.

It persecuted countless scholars, but it also waited silently for a scholar. It stripped off his clothes for him and did not harm him for a while, but prepared money for him to go to Beijing to catch the exam, but this scholar never returned, leaving him to wait alone by the river for many years, 'all men in the world are negative men' This is a painful answer it waited for after paying its true feelings.

It will have a good impression of beautiful men and a dislike for ugly men, so there is a picture of a fox possessing a beautiful woman and forcing her husband to drink poison, the reason is that she has a fancy for another man who is rich and good-looking, and finally has a good end with the man on the tall building, of course, it did not end well, but death is the business of the beautiful woman, what does it have to do with it? It's just an increase in cultivation in the game world.

This is the story of this fox, you can't say that what it does is completely bad, people also know how to repay the kindness, once helped children to shelter from the wind and rain to pave bridges and roads in the village, and also moved the hearts of some men, which is probably the reason why it can leave two tails!

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The so-called to save people must first save the people you care about the most, this is An Ran's idea in the illusion of the game, Fan Yuntian has already terminated the master-servant agreement with himself, that is to say, with his current state, if he dies, he doesn't know if there is a chance to be resurrected, even if there is a chance to be resurrected, will Fan Yuntian remember himself after resurrection? Is he still Fan Yuntian? The ghost knows how the system will treat such an NPC, and An Ran will never dare to let the NPC kid die once to see the answer.

An Ran didn't think much about it and jumped to the single-plank bridge opposite, he wanted to save the trance-looking little bastard before those trance-looking people approached Fan Yuntian, and prevent him from falling into the hot oil pot.

An Ran thinks like this, why doesn't Fan Yuntian think like this? He also wanted to wake up the big color blank of the woman holding hands looking at the naked painting when the ghost rushed to the stone bridge, and then fight a bloody way with him.

So the two people on the wooden bridge who were charmed by the fox spirit jumped at the same time, and the two sides just exchanged positions.

In the illusion, they couldn't see each other's movements, and found that although they flew to each other's bridge, the other party seemed to have gone to the opposite bridge in a shapeshift. An Ran saw that Fan Yuntian was still walking on the single-plank bridge where he was standing before; Fan Yuntian saw that his brother An Ran was still walking hand in hand with the scantily clad woman.

"Lao Tzu just jumped on the spot?" An Ran clenched the bamboo cane in his hand and looked at Fan Yuntian on the opposite bridge a little confused, "No, I did jump over, otherwise Fan Yuntian wouldn't have moved from my left to the right, what can I do?" Lao Tzu jumped over and he passed, Lao Tzu went over and he came over again, the two of us have never been able to meet, and it is like saving Fan Yuntian to leave here? “

Despite this, An Ran was still ready to continue trying to jump to the single-plank bridge where Fan Yuntian stood on the left, but unfortunately, the two sides switched positions on the real wooden bridge again, and in the illusion, the two sides could only see each other standing on the opposite bridge.

"A leaf is blinding," Xiao Qingshan, a real person standing in the air, twisted his beard and said, "How can this adventurer remove this leaf from his eyes?" ”

"With his current cultivation, it's a bit difficult to rely on his state of mind alone," Tan Wensong, a gentleman at the school, looked up and replied while looking after he was busy with himself: "Most people in the world are greedy for life and afraid of death, who would have thought that sometimes the place that seems to die is the door to survival?" ”

An Ran actually knew that he was in an illusion, in the words of gamers, his current game character was on a special map, and the previous garden scene and the current big oil pot scene were all tricks used by the fox spirit. But even if you know that this is a vixen's trick, how can you crack it? Or how to let his game character 'Enron' leave this place with Fan Yuntian? This is a problem, he is not a Taoist priest and a warrior monk who does not have the skills to crack illusions.

"What can I do?" Looking at the NPC kid who was moving slowly on the single-plank bridge, An Ran thought, "If it's just Lao Tzu, and there is no bamboo cane in his hand and no red gold dragon scales in the package to store the task items, Lao Tzu can jump into this hot oil pot to commit suicide, and then maybe he can go to the graveyard outside the special map to resurrect, but what if I do this and the bamboo cane and the dragon scales in the package explode?" What about Fan Yuntian on the bridge? If he dies here, he may not be able to rise in the graveyard! ”

This is probably a shackle on An Ran's heart, for gamers, the death of the game character itself is insignificant to them, but if death will lose experience and equipment, many players are unwilling to let their game characters die, not to mention that even if he doesn't care about these things outside his body, there is an NPC he cares about, so he doesn't dare to die, and even if he commits suicide, he will definitely be resurrected outside the special map? An Ran couldn't eat at all.

"You're not going to save them, are you?" There was only a coquettish female voice in the air, and no one was seen, "Even if you don't save the stranger, won't the little boy who was with you be saved either?" It seems that you ugly adventurer are nothing more than a hypocrite with different hearts! ”

"Why does she keep urging herself to save people?" An Ran watched as people on the bridge kept falling into the oil pot, and Fan Yuntian was still staggering, "If Lao Tzu really went to help those people cross this single-plank bridge, did it just happen to fall into her arms?" ”

"Lao Tzu has to have a way to save it," An Ran stood on the bridge and probed loudly, "Why is the fox girl so cowering now that she doesn't dare to come out to meet people?" Where did you go? If the girl dares to show up, I'll be able to fight you on this bridge for 300 rounds - the kind of stripping naked and rolling. ”

"Presumptuous!" The female voice in the air was furious, "I'm going to beat you ugly adventurer into that boiling oil pot and boiling fried bones." ”

In a place where An Ran couldn't see at the moment, the fox on the hill suddenly made a move that wanted to vomit, and Yun Zhen Zhenren, who was wearing a dirty yellow robe, couldn't help but laugh.

"I can't think of it! It's unexpected! "He was a little disrespectful and showed his yellow teeth," Poor Daozheng wondered why this spirit didn't eat this kid's heart in the first illusion, but instead took his heart into the second illusion detention, it turned out that it had also been subjected to the magic of obstruction! Mei Si'an, this little girl, really didn't have half a point to lead the goddess of the temple. ”

"What do you mean by that?" Tan Wensong asked.

"Doesn't your moral essay talk about the love of concubines?" Xiao Qingshan slanted his white-shirted Confucian glance and asked himself: It is also what you always talk about in your articles, such as 'gentleman is cautious' and what is 'do not look at incivility, do not listen, do not speak incivility, do not move incivility' and other principles that restrict words and deeds, and try not to talk about the most normal love in this world. That's one of Mei Si'an's eyes, after this little girl likes An Ran again, she is afraid that her sweetheart will be hooked up by other women because of her instability, so she leaves a trace of soul at the center of his eyebrows, if any woman is in love with An Ran or hooks up with him like this vixen, then this trace of spirit will run out to do things, such as making the woman she likes feel that the man in front of her is really ugly. ”

"This ...... The goddess of the dignified hall will actually have a jealous heart like a little woman. Tan Wensong, a gentleman at the school, obviously couldn't understand.

"So don't blame people for saying that you scholars are pedantic," Xiao Qingshan took the opportunity to quip: "The love between women and men cannot be determined by the level of cultivation and status, since there is a wealthy daughter in the world who prefers to like the son of a poor family, what is so strange about the goddess of the Receiving Hall being jealous for an adventurer?" Not high? Or is it not enough to cultivate the mind? According to the poor Dao, it is not at all, even if you are a Da Luo Jin Immortal who has cultivated to the sky, you may still be in love with a love in the world. There's nothing wrong with a woman who likes her man and wants to be optimistic about her man, it's just that Xiao Nizi takes it seriously...... It's wonderful! As soon as he finished speaking, this disrespectful old man couldn't help but laugh again.

"Xiao Zhenren, please pay attention to your words!" Tan Wensong said seriously: "You are a cultivator, there are some things that you must think about and speak carefully. ”

"Humph!" The old guy made this voice with his nose, "Poor Dao is not that you Confucian scholars must pay attention to self-denial and revenge, nor is it the old monk who has cut off the red dust, why can't you see and say these things?" The love of men and women is also considered to be the nature of the Tao, and the poor Tao is just contemplating the Tao. ”

The gentleman in white just looked at the young man on the bridge again, and didn't bother to pay attention to this Taiyi Sect patriarch who was full of crooked reasoning.

Then he saw the young man in the grey 'masking robe' leap from the bridge into the stream that was not too deep.

"Is this a barrier?" Yun Zhen obviously didn't expect An Ran to see the obstacle so quickly, and walked out of the illusion in his heart, and was taken aback.

At the moment when An Ran fell into the water, the white-clothed Confucian who was standing in the air waved a large pen in his hand, and three drops of golden ink rushed towards the fiery red fox like a flying knife.

Without warning, three of the tails of the five-tailed fire fox hiding in the grass on the hill were cut off in unison, and a scream resounded through the mountains, this fox spirit who can only charm but has no lethal power, at this moment seems to feel a suppressive force falling from the sky, it does not dare to have any fighting heart and flee away without caring about the pain of breaking the tail.

Yun Zhen Zhenren took out the Wuyue Crown from the dirty Taoist robe a little lost, he stretched out his thin thumb and index finger and twisted it on the top of the Wuyue Crown, and wisps of white gas came out of the Wuyue Crown, and finally formed a pocket hill above his palm, Xiao Qingshan's big sleeves waved, and the snow-white mountain flew like a moth to the young man standing in the stream below without noticing.

"Hey! Let's go! Let's go! The North Mountain, one of the five peaks of the Poor Dao, was taken away by this kid again. ”

"Huh? Has he passed your exam again? Tan Wensong's lips turned up, and he asked knowingly.

"Why didn't this kid save those people?" The old man blew his beard and glared: "This choice is contrary to his original intention. ”

"The old man of your family said that 'the Tao is always inactive and everything is done', and the holy master of my family also said: 'The well is benevolent, and the gentleman can pass away, and he cannot be trapped'" He said lightly, somewhat gloating.

Then the Confucian in the sky went away with two different moods.

But where would An Ran think about this? At that time, he simply thought: "You stinky mother-in-law keeps saying that you want Lao Tzu to save those things who are walking and falling, and I don't know if they are human beings, there must be a conspiracy, you ask Lao Tzu to save that Lao Tzu, if you can save the little bastard on the opposite bridge, Lao Tzu will save it, the problem is fucking, I don't know how to save it." ”

When An Ran was in a dilemma, the fox spirit took the lead in revealing the stuffing, and it saw that An Ran did not help the people on the single-plank bridge to cross the bridge according to his own ideas, so he began to make the single-plank bridge wobbly, wanting the ugly adventurer to run away to the bridge for fear of falling into the huge oil pot, so that even if he was exhausted because he didn't have endless 'saving people', he would exhaust his physical strength in the non-stop running, and the other kid actually fell into its trap while dancing. In this way, the fox spirit, which has no killing power, can also capture this big and small human being, dig out their hearts, and suck their yang energy.

And An Ran did start to run towards the side of the bridge as she imagined, for fear of falling into the boiling oil pot, but this young man in a gray 'face-covering robe' only ran a few dozen steps before stopping. He found that there was a big flaw in the illusion, no matter how the bridge swayed, he didn't seem to fall into the oil pot, and Fan Yuntian on the opposite side was the same, although there were other people who fell into the oil pot like dumplings, Fan Yuntian shook around but took root on the bridge like a tumbler.

"Since it is an illusion, it is like the illusion in the clouds of Qingyun Mountain, what Lao Tzu sees may not be real." An Ran thought, "This single-plank bridge may not be really a bridge, it may be the gauze tent shot out by the fox spirit in the scene just now, and the bubbling oil pot under this bridge may not be the oil pot, it may just be on the ground, everything this fox spirit is doing now is just to scare Lao Tzu, so that I mistakenly think that if I fall into the oil pot, I will try my best not to fall into the oil pot, since this is the case, what if I take the initiative to jump down?" Maybe she'll be able to get out of the illusion she's made. ”

It was at that time that the vixen uttered the last thing it should have said, "Aren't you running?" If you don't run away from the oil pan, you will fall down and be scalded to death by oil, which is really a pain like cutting flesh and scraping bones. ”

Then she saw the ugly adventurer smile mysteriously in her direction, and leap from the stone bridge into the stream.

"Don't you want to boil my oil and fry my bones, Lao Tzu will fulfill you!" An Ran shouted.

He found himself soaking wet in the half-man-deep stream, and all he could answer was a scream from the hillock on the shore.

For the five-tailed fire fox on the run, this was the day it hurt the foundation of the Great Dao. First of all, it chose a vacant lot on the other side of the wooden bridge as a place to perform the magic of charm, the old tree is real, and the flower and plant spirit is also real, but the red-haired woman is fake, originally because the big and small human beings have been charmed by themselves because of their hearts, the big one went to the garden in the illusion, and the small one went to a cave in the illusion, but I don't know what suddenly hurt himself, otherwise the adventurer would have slept with the illusion woman in the illusion garden, He can easily inhale his yang qi and take out his heart, and then clean up the confused and go around in place, and the young man is also handy. But when he looked at him again, he found that the adventurer was so ugly and disgusting, that the vixen couldn't look at him at all.

There is no way, it can only continue to use the charm to create illusions to lead them to the wooden bridge, So An Ran, Fan Yuntian, Bai Lu, and Cai walked on the wooden bridge in a daze, An Ran dodged the yarn tent from the woman and jumped backwards In fact, his game character itself was also jumping backwards, and he just jumped onto the bridge in one step, and then he saw in the illusion that the yarn tent of the white yarn had become two slender single-plank bridges, and Fan Yuntian beside him was standing on another single-plank bridge, and the white deer who was circling around the two of them was cooperating with the grass and tree spirits who came to run. In An Ran's eyes, he has become a person on a single-plank bridge; What Fan Yuntian saw was the woman who walked hand in hand with An Ran, and the oil pot and molten slurry that the two of them saw in the illusion were the streams trickling under the bridge.

But the five-tailed fox could not imagine that the ugly adventurer had something on him that could hurt him, and he actually jumped directly into the stream, and there seemed to be an incomparably powerful presence in the sky staring at him, and ruthlessly cut off his three tails.

It failed, and the grass behind it left a bloody lesson, if it cultivated to a higher level, it could directly transform into a human form, and it could easily turn those two people into a plate of food, how could it draw a snake to endure such a hardship? It's just that there is no if, the five-tailed fire fox has become a two-tailed fire fox, it has already injured the avenue, and it doesn't even dare to pick up its own broken tail and drag a small life to escape.

Some of the stories that happened at the moment, An Ran actually didn't know why a translucent Mei Si'an would suddenly fly out from the center of his eyebrows, shattered like glass after a slap from the wind, he didn't know why the exhibitionist woman kept claiming that she was an 'ugly adventurer', he didn't know that there were two NPCs with advanced cultivation in the sky looking at him, he didn't know that a middle-aged Confucian gave a fox spirit a blow to save him, and an old Taoist with a wilted appearance and a rickety figure gave him another Yue.

He dragged his wet body slowly onto the bridge, waking up the dizzy Fan Yuntian and Xiaobai. "Who is Lao Tzu? Where is Lao Tzu? Fan Yuntian's first sentence after waking up was this.

"We were almost bewitched by vixens," An Ran said angrily, "Now you finally know what it means to be in trouble!" ”

"Cut!" Fan Yuntian, who was eaten, scoffed, "I only fucking saw you, a big idiot, being fascinated by a slut, and holding hands with others to look at the naked paintings on the stone wall, and I don't know what the fuck is so good-looking about women, tsk, tsk, virtue!" ”

"It's not bad that my brain hasn't been spoiled yet," An Ran pressed his hand on the NPC kid's head and laughed: "Are you looking at this kind of picture?" Does a woman look good or not, does it matter if the child says it? You'll find out when you grow up. ”

"Phew! Shameless! I'm going to go over there and take a look, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you bastard. Fan Yuntian spat on the ground and ignored An Ran, he hugged the back of his head with both hands and strode forward.

Bailu was noncommittal and could only grin.

They found blood on the ground and three fox tails on the hill, and the handsome young man smiled like all players who had killed monsters and exploded their equipment, and threw the material for making mage robes into their personal package, and then the two of them hit the road again.