2041 Two crooks
Long Zhi rolled down the window and asked, "Fine?" What is the fine? ”
The policeman said coldly: "You have gone the wrong way, you have violated the traffic rules, and I will fine you." ”
Long Zhi couldn't cry or laugh for a while, and thought to himself: "I'm here to persuade you to surrender on behalf of the squadron, you little policeman actually want to fine me with something like 'violating traffic rules', is there anything funnier in the world than this?" ”
Long Zhi was very helpless, and thought to himself: "Our car is a military vehicle, and our clothes are military uniforms, can't he see our identity?" ”
Long Zhi pushed the car door and got out of the car, stood in front of the police, patted the car door with his hand, and said with a smile: "Don't you see that I am a military vehicle?" ”
The policeman was unmoved and said: "Military vehicles will also be fined." ”
Long Zhi laughed again, thinking that this confused policeman actually regarded us as Russian troops, so he pointed to the military uniform on his body and said, "Didn't you show that this military uniform is different from the military uniform of the Russian army?" ”
The policeman looked at Long Zhi for a while, and said disdainfully: "Look at your black eyes, you must be a Tajik soldier, right?" That's also a fine. ”
Long Zhi smiled: "The soldiers of the ** squadron are also black and black-eyed, so you don't suspect that I am a Chinese soldier?" ”
This time it was the policeman's turn to laugh: "Nonsense! How could Chinese soldiers come to us a few thousand versts away, it's winter, no one can cross the Pamirs in winter, hurry up and pay for it, 5oo rubles! ”
Long Zhi reluctantly took out his pistol, waved it in front of the police, and said, "Can you pay a fine for this?" ”
The policeman shook his head and said: "Pistols are everywhere on the black market, they sell for up to 3oo rubles, your pistol is not worth ......"
Long Zhi finally got angry, secretly thinking that I was here to negotiate, you a little policeman dared to stop me, he reached out and pulled the barrel of the gun, pushed the bullet into the load, raised the gun to the sky, and pulled the trigger with his fingers, and the sound of "snap" attracted the eyes of the people on the road.
The policeman pointed at Long Zhi tremblingly and said, "You...... You...... Dare to shoot in the city and be fined 15oo rubles! ”
Long Zhi pointed the muzzle of the gun at the policeman's head and sneered: "I am Long Zhi, chief of staff of the 61st Plateau Combat Division of the ** squadron, come to Dushanbei to see the supreme commander of the Russian army, hurry up and find me!" Otherwise, I'll shoot you with one shot! ”
The policeman was so frightened that his face was like earth, he nodded again and again, and staggered out, and the people around him heard that Long Zhi was the commander of the squadron, so they were not afraid, and they all gathered around and looked at them curiously.
At that time, there was a sound of running not far away, and the crowd dispersed "Hula", only to see a group of Russian soldiers running over under the leadership of an officer, the officer's face sank like water, came to Long Zhi, and said with a suspicious face: "I am the chief of the Dushanbe City Garrison, Colonel Antonov, you are the commander of the squadron?" ”
Long Zhi nodded, and Antonov frowned and said, "What evidence do you have?" ”
Long Zhi pointed to his military uniform and said with a smile: "The police don't know our Type 97 Plateau Desert Camouflage, you don't know an officer, right?" ”
Antonov really didn't know him, shook his head, Long Zhi pointed to his armband with his hand again, and said: "You should always know the words on the armband, right?" ”
Antonov asked his subordinates to find a man who knew Chinese characters, and the man looked at the words on the armband and said: "China, 61, Plateau Combat Division." ”
Antonov was somewhat convinced, and said: "I'll take you to our garrison commander." ”
Long Zhi asked, "Is the garrison commander the supreme commander of your garrison?" ”
Antonov nodded, and Long Zhi smiled: "That's good, our large army is only fifty kilometers away from Dushanbe, and I am here to persuade him to surrender." ”
Antonov exclaimed: "What? Your army is only fifty kilometers away from us? Is it true? ”
Long Zhi said helplessly: "You can send scouts to see, our barracks are behind the hill fifty kilometers away." ”
Antonov's face was full of panic, and he hurriedly called one of his subordinates, whispered a few words, and Long Zhi smiled on the side: "Be careful when you go to reconnoitre, our sentinels will kill." ”
After a short time, Antonov took Long Zhi to the official residence of the commander of the garrison, and Antonov went to the door to tell him what had happened, and the guard said: "The commander has gone to the governor's residence to attend a ball, and he is not at home." ”
Long Zhi thought helplessly: "We are all in the city, you are still in the mood to have a ball." ”
Antonov hurriedly said: "The matter is urgent, hurry up and get the commander back." ”
The guard ran into the house, and after a while, he said to Antonov: "Mr. Director, the commander, please take the people of the squadron to the governor's residence." ”
Antonov then took Long Zhi and the guards to the governor's residence, and after the report of the doorman, he went directly to the ball scene, as soon as he entered the ball hall, Long Zhi only felt a hot breath coming to his face, only to see that the closet in the hall was burning with red flames, which made the hall warm and melting, and the outside of the ice and snow, and the cold wind was simply two worlds.
There was also a strong scent in the heat of the room, which came from the bejeweled women in the room, who were dancing with the men to the soft music.
Long Zhi frowned and said to Antonov: "Who is the commander of the garrison?" ”
Antonov looked at the crowd, pointed with his hand, and said: "He is the commander of the garrison, I will go to him, you wait for a while." After saying this, Antonov walked up to a fat man, who was dressed in a splendid military uniform, with a golden ribbon and a tinkling medal on his chest, and was obviously a high-ranking official.
Antonov whispered a few words at the fat man, the fat man nodded, then walked on the stage, picked up the microphone and said loudly: "Now let's welcome the two big liars, they say they are the commanders of the squadron!" ”
After the fat man finished speaking, he pointed his hand at Long Zhi and his guards, and everyone looked back at Long Zhi and the guards, and the guards were a little angry, and said to Long Zhi: "Chief of Staff, these people are so ridiculous, they actually treat us as liars!" ”
Long Zhi smiled, pointed to the dining table with his hand, and said with a smile: "Have you eaten those things?" Caviar, grilled meats, brown bread, and vodka. ”
The guard shook his head, and Long Zhi smiled: "Let's go, let's have a good time today." After speaking, he sat down on the edge of the dining table, grabbed a silver spoon, scooped up a full amount of caviar, put it in his mouth, and the guard grabbed the barbecue and stuffed it into his mouth, it turned out that the garrison commander thought that Long Zhi and the guards were liars, so he wanted to take them to the ball to see their embarrassment and amusement, but he didn't expect Long Zhi and the guards to be embarrassed, but sat on the edge of the table and ate and drank!
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