0037 I don't know why, I want to punch him

"The day after tomorrow, how to celebrate Ah Feng's birthday?" During a break in training, Muller grabbed Alaba and Bud and muttered, "Do you want to have a surprise party for him?" ”

Alaba blinked, "This thing is always cheating us, are you sure you want to throw a party for him?" ”

Muller thought about it and felt that what Alaba said made sense, usually Ye Feng always made fun of the three of them, and it was quite appropriate to give him a scare party.

"Well, there's always a birthday cake anyway!" Or Bard is kinder, of course, it is also possible that he is still counting on Ye Feng to help him quarrel.

The three of them quickly reached an agreement, the party was over, and a cake was enough to show their deepest love for Ye Feng.

In fact, until the morning of the 29th, when he got up, if Ye Cheng hadn't walked into Ye Feng's room with an egg and handed him an egg for him to roll on himself, Ye Feng wouldn't have realized that he had a birthday today.

There is such a custom in Huaxia, that is, on the birthday day, use an egg to roll on the body, which can bring blessings to people, and then knock the egg on the head, which is called enlightenment, if it can be opened, it means that the person is smart.

Ye Cheng is a pure-blooded Chinese, so he has been adhering to these customs all these years, and Ye Feng is no stranger to this.

Jumping up from the bed, without even wearing clothes, Ye Feng rolled around with the egg on himself, but his thinking had already begun to diverge - the system wouldn't follow suit?

After rolling the eggs, he habitually slammed the big head of the egg towards his forehead, in order to knock the egg open to prove that he was a smart child, Ye Feng did not use any force.

The egg snapped open.

However, in the next moment, egg whites and egg yolks flowed straight down, flowing down from the top of Ye Feng's head.

Ye Feng was stunned!

He never thought that this was actually a raw egg!

Subconsciously wiped his face in slow motion, Ye Feng looked at Ye Cheng in a daze, waiting for Ye Cheng to give him an explanation.

Although there is a saying, "If you don't have a child for fun, it will be meaningless", you spoof and trick a toddler in open crotch pants It's okay, but I'm 18, do you think it's appropriate for you to do this?

At this time, Ye Cheng was already laughing so much that his rectum began to cramp, but there was still a trace of embarrassment on his face.

"I got up late in the morning and didn't have time to boil the eggs, so I got you a raw egg!" After laughing enough, Ye Chengcai spoke: "I was originally asking you to get out, who knows that you have to slap yourself on the head, who can blame you?" ”

After finishing speaking, Ye Cheng couldn't help it anymore, hugged the door frame and continued to laugh.

Ye Feng's whole person was not good at this time, the egg whites and yolks on his face were fishy, which simply made him feel like he had a rush to return to the primitive society and drink blood.

I am very glad that I don't have a fever, and I'm also glad that the cook Ye Cheng didn't get so mad that he added seaweed to his face, otherwise the seaweed egg drop soup on this face would be enough for Ye Feng to drink in the morning.

Ran to the bathroom and carefully washed the egg whites and yolks on my face, as if washing away the mud on my body, this feeling, regained a new life.

"Curse you, there is not a single customer in the store today!"

Ye Feng cursed his unscrupulous old father with broken thoughts in his mouth, changed his clothes and went to the training base.

When he arrived at the restaurant of the training base, Ye Feng took something and sat next to Erwa and Liu Xing, and took a big bite to eat.

"Ah Feng, do you want an egg?" Liu Xing saw that Ye Feng didn't take the egg, and couldn't help but ask.

"You go away!" Hearing the word "egg", Ye Feng's whole person was not good.

Liu Xing was a little confused, why was Ye Feng so irritable today, could it be that his hemorrhoids had been committed again?

In training, Ye Feng is very serious, and he never gets carried away because he has a system, you know, the system can help him improve, but it will not make a commitment to him to maintain his state, so the usual training is used to maintain his state.

At the end of the training, the second baby mysteriously grabbed Ye Feng, and said some unnutritious words in his mouth, he didn't want to say anything, he just wanted to delay Ye Feng for a while, so that the cake in the locker room was ready.

Ye Feng did not doubt him, and after burying the second baby for a few words, he entered the dressing room with the second baby.

Push the door and have a surprise!

The birthday cake was placed on a chair in the middle with burning candles, and the teammates formed a half-circle, clapping their hands and singing the birthday song in unison.

"Happy birthday to you."

"Happy birthday to you."

"Happy birthday to you."

......

Ye Feng was instantly moved, his eyes were red, and his tears and snot were a little uncontrollable.

But at the same time, I was moved, but I couldn't cry or laugh in my heart.

Nima, happy birthday songs can be sung out of tune, can you go for a snack?

These goods!

After singing just a few lines of lyrics, Ye Feng thought that it was time to make a wish and blow out the candles, but he never expected that the team's substitute striker Yilmaz suddenly jumped out.

"Let this song give you back your happiness"

"It doesn't matter what others say"

"Don't think so much about it"

"Birthdays should be happy"

"A grumpy long-range shot on the field"

"All the victories brought me"

"Wow!"

......

Ye Feng was dumbfounded, Nima, I didn't understand a word of this rap.

What kind of weird teammates are these?

Bayern's second team will get yellow sooner or later!

After Yilmaz finished rapping, his teammates applauded wildly, and the atmosphere was lively at once.

"Thank you so much for your family!"

Although Ye Feng felt very funny, he was also really moved, if he didn't shed a tear at this time, he would seem as if he was very ruthless.

"Come on, make a wish!" Liu Xing pulled Ye Feng to the cake.

Ye Feng was not polite, his hands were folded in front of his chest, ready to make a wish.

Bard leaned over and looked at Ye Feng with a hopeful expression and said, "Although it won't work if you say it, we are all curious about what you will wish for, so you say it out loud!" ”

Ye Feng thought about it, anyway, this was originally a good wish, and it wouldn't be taken seriously, so it didn't matter if he said it.

"Hopefully Bayern's first team will win the Bundesliga this season."

"I hope Bayern II can win the Bundesliga this season."

"Hopefully I can become a superstar."

"I hope my parents are in good health."

"Hopefully I'll find a girlfriend next year."

"I hope my girlfriend is very beautiful and has a great body."

"Hopefully I won't get hurt in the game."

"I hope my parents will try to get me a sister."

"I hope that my family's Chinese restaurant business will get better and better."

"I hope my sand sculptor teammates will become normal."

......

The teammates looked at Ye Feng like a poem recitation dumbfounded, and felt that the three views had collapsed.

"I don't know why, I want to beat him up."

"Me too!"

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