Chapter 1767: Terrible Food Chain!
The little girls slept for two days, especially Beya, who slept without a shape, just like working in the fields for a day and being tired to death. om
As I explained in advance, I didn't go to her room to peep, but this stupid princess, sleeping in a daze, holding her beloved [Beji], got up and went straight to my room after going to the toilet.
At that time, I happened to be rolling out of bed with the little ghost, enjoying a rare time for two, and I was caught off guard by her pushing the door in and taking a look, almost scared me directly.
Luckily, the stupid princess was almost sleepwalking, squinting her eyes, completely unaware of what was going on in the room, holding her pillow doll, and getting into it in a blur.
The little ghost and I were speechless and stared at each other, I really don't know what we did in our previous life to meet a living treasure like Beya.
Ahem, this is an episode and will not mention it for the time being.
In short, there are still four or five days left when I come to the Heradiks, and it will be exactly two months.
Although the little fox quoted scriptures at the time, it was measured that Xiao Hei Tan would wake up in about two months, and Huang Duanzi's maid would also send information every few days to report to me about Xiao Hei Tan's situation, which is still quite normal.
But no one can say what this night demon awakening will look like, what special signs there will be, you have to go back a few days in advance, and be completely prepared.
I thought about staying for another day at most when Tia and Bea woke up and then taking them back to Camp Rog.
But before that, there is one more thing that must be clarified.
Tia had worked so hard to get such a suspicious necklace back. What does it have to do with the Heradic Cube, no, even if it doesn't matter, at least it has to play a role, and it can't live up to Tia's efforts.
I decided that as soon as I found out that it was completely useless, I would sell it to the circus, anyway. A necklace that can talk is still worth a little money.
With such a calculated mind, when Tia and Beya woke up, we reconvened the court.
The judge was me and the two princesses, sitting around a round table, looking at the prisoners on the table, with no name or surname. Only Nana has such a sticky and greasy name as a suspicious necklace.
"Resist strictly, go home for the New Year, confess leniently, and sit in prison."
I whispered a deep word, closed all the curtains to dim the light in the room, and then took out the flashlight-shaped magic lamp that I had been preparing for a long time from my bosom, held it high, and landed straight on the necklace. to increase the pressure on the prisoner's heart and let it know the terrible consequences of lying and concealing it.
"The meaning is unknown."
"Stupid, if you say this, won't others tell the truth."
was complained about by the necklace, but I didn't expect that even Beya, one of the judges, immediately abandoned the darkness and turned to the light...... No, it's a pearl cast into the dark...... Ahem, all in all, can't be expected to come in handy.
I coughed heavily. Brighten the raised light. Then, show a kind smile.
"Relax. Don't be nervous, we're not trying to put pressure on you, we just want you to think about the old mother in your family, come, hungry, let's eat this bowl of pork chops full of kind and motherly love first. ”
I reheated the boiled noodles that the little ghost had made for me yesterday and pushed them in front of Nana.
"Detect objects – kinds, food; Scientific name, boiled noodles; Left for about 15 hours, there is a slight rancidity; The ingredients were judged to be non-toxic, the taste grade was one level lower, and the preliminary results were judged to be edible, but fifty-six high-hardness substances were detected from the inside, and the ingredients were suspected to be diamonds, and the eating process required great vigilance. ”
Me: "......"
Tia: "......"
Beya: "......"
Tut! This thing, I didn't expect it to have a murderous function.
I touched my front teeth, which were still aching, smashed my mouth, and put away the boiled noodles in disappointment.
If I can't do it, I have a second option.
"Nana ......" endured goosebumps all over my body, and I affectionately called each other's names.
"I remember you said before that you can temporarily use the necklace as your body, and we guessed it when we came back, could it be that your real body is not a necklace, but you are staying in the necklace?"
"Exactly." Sure enough, our guess was correct, and the other party was completely sure of it at once, really, so when you see the outside, you just have to say it earlier.
The smile on my face was even greater.
"If that's the case, then you can't miss it, come, I'll introduce you to a friend who is in exactly the same situation as you, I'm sure you will have a common topic, little ghost!"
I beckoned to the little ghost who was sitting on the bed with my legs bent over and reading a book, and had the momentum of a literary saint.
"What's the matter, do you still want this saint to cook today? Well, it's not impossible. The little ghost put down the book in his hand, flew over lightly, and domineeringly took my arms as her holy throne, and got in, and said so.
"This ...... Let's talk about it later, ahem, ahem. Under the sympathetic gaze of Tia and Beya, I coughed with tears streaming down my face, barely squeezing out a smile.
"Come, little ghost, I'll introduce you to a friend, Nana, who is also housed in the necklace."
As I spoke, I lifted the necklace and shook it in front of the little ghost.
Those silver eyes, staring at the silver gemstone necklace above his head without blinking, there was a strange light shining inside, oh oh, oh, could it be...... Could it be that there is really a feeling of sympathy?
Originally, I didn't have much hope, I don't say that everyone knows about the distorted personality of the little ghost, but when I saw the change in her eyes now, I suddenly felt that there was a play.
However, the light in this eye looks a little familiar, just like ...... Well, let me recall, it's like......
Even Tia and Beya clenched their little fists nervously, as if to encourage the little ghost.
Come on, get on!
And then. The little ghost is really on.
Oh! That's right! I remember!!
It's like when the little ghost looked at the diamond for the first time on the second floor of the tomb, his eyes were shining!
As soon as I slapped my palm, I suddenly realized that I was really worthy of me, as long as it was the memory of this little ghost, no matter how far away it was, I could still remember it clearly.
From now on. Please call me Wu Fan, a super-brain ghost.
No, bastard!!!!!!!!!
Suddenly, the soul coffee table was lifted up angrily, and I quickly removed the necklace from my hand.
But this withdrawal met resistance, as if a big fish happened to bite the hook when he wanted to retract the fishing rod.
"Ahh
"Poof——————!!!
See what happened in front of you. Tia and Beya, on the other side, squirted out the tea at the same time.
Like a big fish hooked, the little ghost opened its mouth and bit the necklace in front of him.
"Ah————!!!h
At the same time as we reacted, there were also victims.
Unable to pretend to be an artificial intelligence anymore, he let out a panicked and frightened scream that seemed to be a rabbit being bitten by a lion.
"it, let it go." Fortunately, at the critical moment, I calmed down, and a spit knife struck the little ghost on the forehead, forcing her to spit out the necklace.
"What, isn't it for me?" While rubbing his forehead. The little ghost grumbled to me dissatisfied.
"Just a maid Xiaofan, this ...... This ghost is merciful enough to let you feed, and even dares to indulge in it, cursing you for being sunk to the bottom of the twin seas while you sleep. ”
"You're not a curse, it's a threat, stupid, and it's not for you." I angrily and amusefully struck the little ghost on the forehead again.
"It's for you to be friends with this necklace."
"Huh?" With a sound of disbelief, the little ghost's gaze suddenly became pitying, and his hands held his full and towering breasts. Uh-huh, nodding.
"yes, yes. I see, Xiao Fan has finally reached the time to say "I want to be friends with Mr. Big Tree". It's really good, I've grown up. ”
"Grow up your sister, don't treat me like a child!" I was furious, stretched out my ill-intentioned hands, and rubbed the little ghost's face.
Tia and Beya laughed very happily, probably because they had been called by my little girl, and now they were finally treated as little children by others for a while, and they felt revenge.
"Come on, Lan Li, Lan Liu, come in, come in, in my eyes, Xiaofan is a child." The little saint who was punished by rubbing her face said with her mouth protesting.
Then he grabbed my hand and rubbed my face, and it was a whimper.
After the fight, I tried again to get the little ghost to communicate with the necklace well, expecting two people? Be able to find resonance.
Well, I'll be honest, I'm actually more looking forward to hearing the screams of the goods......
"Come, reintroduce ......" Before I could finish my sentence, the necklace issued a strict alarm.
"Hostility confirmed! Hostility confirmed! For the irresistible enemy of the food chain, build yì avoidance, strong build yì avoidance! ”
Saying this, the goods actually floated out of thin air and ran away with a thud.
"It's a lot of fun." With a nod on his chin, the little ghost seemed to have found a fresh toy, and floated up from my arms and chased after the necklace.
"Stop!"
"Veto!"
"Stop me."
"Yan zhòng veto!"
"Die!"
"Ahhh————!!!h
Sure enough, the screams rang out again, and the necklace still failed to outrun the little ghost and was caught.
"Lost ...... It's rude, it's so rude, I've never seen such a strange person, and it's ...... Actually using necklaces as food, are you a gold swallower? Let go, let go of me! ”
The necklace finally revealed its true nature, and shouted loudly with feelings full of panic and anger.
"Ah, I'm talking about people." The little ghost shook the necklace in his hand, full of cat and mouse.
"Humiliation...... What a humiliation...... Miss me...... Princess...... It turned out to be ......"
Wait, I think I just heard something terrible.
Then again, Tia and Beya, aren't you surprised that this thing has suddenly changed from an AI back to a human?
Noticing my confused gaze, Tia smiled brightly.
"I've been aware of it for a long time, feminine—intuition, right?"
"Hmph, it's only the stupid Wu who is slow to react, and I thought he was the only one who found out, what a stupid one."
Looking at each other, the two of them sneered and laughed again.
Damn, when did the relationship between these two little girls become so good.
"Aside from that, didn't you just hear any suspicious words? A princess or something. "I tried to make sure that was my auditory hallucination.
Isn't it artificial intelligence created by the Heradics? Could it be the rush of the princess?
"I hear that, Nana, what the hell is going on, your true identity, can you tell us?" Tia nodded, it seems, I was not the only one who heard it.
"No, personally." A stiff voice came from the necklace.
"Little ghost, let's eat." I lifted the necklace and shook it in front of the little ghost.
"Ahhh————!!!h Don't, don't, don't, don't! Why do I have to be suppressed by this strange food chain, I said, I said just that, don't let this luminous object of unknown composition come near again! ”
Screaming again, the necklace succumbed to the obscenity of the food chain.
Food chain...... It's a terrible thing.
"Okay, let's start at the beginning, and besides, don't explain in that kind of artificial intelligence-like voice, I don't understand." I triumphantly took back the little ghost...... As a result, she yelled that "the maid knight dares to use me" and bit her head.
"Woo~~~ It's really humiliating, a great humiliation, why do I have to explain it to the monkey at the bottom of the IQ." Like a girl stripped naked, the necklace emits a cry of shame.
"I ate you, oh asshole!!" Once again, my IQ was slandered, and I wanted to learn from the little ghost, grabbing the necklace and stuffing it into my mouth to let it know who was at the top of the food chain.
What's wrong with the IQ of mortals, what's wrong with the IQ of the lower level, recruiting you to provoke you? Why look down on stupid people, stupid people also have the cleverness of stupid people, don't they? Isn't there a saying that a fool must have one out of a thousand thoughts? Even if I think too much, I'm a bastard who can save the world!
"A monkey at the bottom of the food chain......" the necklace muttered quietly.
"Let me kill it, let me kill this guy!" I was angry with the smoke of the seven holes, and I was about to smash it down with a hammer held high, but I was pulled by Tia to death.
I and this product, it really doesn't match......
The first one, and the other one, uh...... Anyway, there is only tomorrow left for the May Day holiday, so I just let it out, everyone, can tomorrow's monthly pass be as powerful as today?
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