Chapter 1146: Shining Debut: Rogge's First ...... Mascot!
Chapter 1146 Shining Debut: Rogge's First ...... Mascot!
"No, you're mistaken about that, it's just ......"
Seeing my shocked look, Akara shook his head with a smile and suddenly sighed.
"How can I say it, in such a world, there will always be some twisted people, who suffer because of loss, and cannot bear it, and become beasts......"
"I see...... Rest assured, Akara nǎinǎi, I'll add more xiǎo heart's ......"
My voice also became muffled, Akara was right, there are too many [losses] happening in the Dark Continent every moment, and people who can't bear this kind of pain will either walk like the walking dead, or become cynical, and this joyful and festive birthday of the gods will undoubtedly stab these people in the nerves.
Why...... I lost ...... But you can still rejoice here......
Although these people have no organization to speak of, and their strength is not too strong, they are scattered everywhere, and their concealment, number, and potential outbreaks are all worthy of vigilance.
Like a nagging mother-in-law, Akara told me a few more words uneasily, and finally thought about it, there was really nothing to say, so she smiled and watched me leave.
Moments later......
"It's the Ragdoll Bear, and the Ragdoll Bear has reappeared"
On the street, a brown puppet bear of the same height as the Chéng people stood silently in the center, flashing left and right, followed by a large group of xiǎo fart children with shining-eyed eyes.
As one of the mascots of the Rogge camp (defined by folk sī), since it appeared more than half a year ago, it has been loved by the majority of children, looking at the round and cute máo velvet head, as if the black eyes inlaid with gems inside, just the right touch of black nose, presenting a perfect semi-circular shape of the ears, it seems to be filled with a lot of jīng zhi cotton huā in the soft and warm limbs, as well as the feel of comfort, máo velvet, just looking at it, will produce "holding it to sleep must be very soft and comfortable" of chubby body.
In addition, the tail behind the buttocks, which looks like a máo velvet rabbit curling up its whole body, is also a part that is very popular with Xiǎo children.
In this way, it seems that the ultimate cute ragdoll bear composed of countless cute points has appeared on the street, and which xiǎo child can resist it? Even adults, especially nv children and fùnv, will have their eyes glow when they look at them, but they are embarrassed to fight for a hug with xiǎo children because of their age.
And because of the tame (?) Even if you are plucked (although no one can pull it off), climb up to the fluffy cake-like soft shoulders to pull the bear's ears, or even reach out from behind to pull the máo-like brown bear tail on the ass (legend has it that pulling the tail can stop the function of the ragdoll bear).
It doesn't matter what you do, as long as you don't get your body dirty, otherwise, if Ragdoll doesn't get angry, the kids won't be happy.
Because of this, the Ragdoll bear has also won the trust of adults, and people passing by, when they see their children following behind, will often smile and bow slightly and say: My children will bother you.
As a result, although it has only appeared for less than a year and has appeared very few times, the Ragdoll Bear is still known for making people (?) The speed of the red eyes quickly jumped to the top of the list of camp mascots.
At the same time, the question of who exactly is the people in the puppet bear, who will wear such cute puppet costumes and come out to play with the children, has gradually become one of the eighth incredible things in the camp.
“……”
Akara sent me out to patrol in this form, did you think about the current situation?
Ignoring the xiǎo fart behind me who was like a tug-of-war, dragging one by one, grabbing my tail and pulling hard, I walked down the street step by step with heavy steps, and my mood became more and more entangled.
Why, why did my dignified savior (pseudo) end up like this?
Hey, what are you doing, let it go, do you think that the máo on the body of a domain-level Hell Fighting Bear can be plucked off so lightly?
Hmph, stupid human
And you guys, the xiǎo fart kids who play tug-of-war, haven't you pulled up enough? This is the tail of a realm-level master...... I'll let you go, you shouldn't forget your original purpose and treat me like a cow and a horse playing with a trailer
When I realized this fact, I immediately turned into an angry Godzilla in my heart, spewing evil fire from my mouth, and kicked the Empire State Building flat.
Then again, what is the indissoluble enmity between Godzilla on TV and the Empire State Building? Why is it the Empire State Building that is unlucky every time? Could it be that there is a wonderful relationship between the octopus tentacle monster in a film similar to the magic less NV? I'm curious about this.
Wait, now isn't the time to get distracted
Hey, hey, haven't you had enough of it, you guys say I don't have a zipper or something like that behind my back, not on my stomach, not on my neck, not on the soles of my feet? You guys try to get through the soles of the puppets, show me, hún eggs, don't climb on me, hún eggs, this is the body of the noble future savior, hún eggs, give me all flash, kneel down on the side of the road to greet me, it's your duty, hún eggs
I know that I am now in a battle with evil villains...... Uh, fighting hard, you know? In order to prevent the destruction of the Rogue camp and to protect the peace of the upcoming God's Birthday.
Carry out love and true justice.
Cute and mí puppet horn sè.
Wu Fan
Alyus
We are the light part that saves the world with music......
Wait...... Wait, how did I wrap myself into some weird opening lines
Ahem, all in all, the mission I am carrying out now, even at the top of the alliance, is a super secret mission with the word "top secret" printed on it, a super top secret mission, as long as there is a little negligence, the entire dark continent, there will be a terrible event like the invasion of the earth by an evil organization called Frosham
If you know this, do you dare to stop me? Does it matter if Kawasaki City is destroyed?
"Gam~~GamGam~~~~"
Go, go, go, and don't get in the way of me maintaining world peace.
"Ahhh
"It's so cute, Lord Ragdoll, say a little more, say a little more~~~"
"Good girl, Lord Ragdoll Bear, give you candy to eat~~~"
Me: "......"
These xiǎo fart kids don't understand people at all...... Oh no, I don't understand the bear's words
While playing
In desperation, I sacrificed the artifact of the Hell Fighting Bear.
In general, you can often see wooden signs on the green spaces in parks that say that you are not allowed to step in.
"Ah~~~~"
Seeing the words on the wooden sign, these xiǎo children were slightly stunned.
Hmph, do you finally get it? Really, huā took me so much effort.
Riding the hot iron, the sign in his hand flashed, and a second one appeared.
I don't have time to play with you now, so I'll talk about it next time.
Zhong xiǎo child: "......"
Hey, why don't you speak in fear, is it because your language is too harsh? Would it be better to be a little milder?
"Ah~~"
After being stunned for a few seconds, there was finally a xiǎo child, and let out a sound of suspected exclamation.
Then, in my surprised gaze, the children who were stunned suddenly came up with joy, and surrounded me one by one, and the constant noise almost made me vomit blood.
"Ahh
"Where did the wooden sign come from?" (By the way, luànmō a pass on my body)
"Lord Ragdoll is so powerful, teach me well."
"Lord Ragdoll, one more, one more."
"No, Lord Ragdoll is hungry, let's eat a piece of candy first, come on, ah~~~"
"Ragdoll Bear, what exactly does the sign say? Crooked, is it magic? ”
"That's a word, it's a word."
"Hmph, are you doubting my words? I've seen it from a mage before, and it's similar to what Ragdoll Bear wrote. ”
"It's amazing~~~"
"Ragdoll Bear is so powerful, is it magic? Is it really magic? ”
Me: "......"
Completely forgotten, few of these children are literate.
启敬, the nǎinǎi of the Kingdom of Heaven:
I now seem to be confronted with a more difficult force than the Fallen Alliance, a formidable enemy called the Bear Kids.
In desperation, I had to drag my family with dozens of noisy bear children, walking around along the main road of the camp.
Is this a kind of big hidden in the city, well, just take it as such, I thought to myself.
Look at the time, it's already noon, it's been two hours since the remote teleportation station was open, and now on the street, you can see strange adventurers everywhere, even if these people restrain their momentum and change into casual clothes, the sense of storage is also very strong, look at the swaggering pace, the confidence and majesty between the eyebrows, not like a farmer or a herdsman at all.
However, I am very satisfied with being able to do this, even if the alliance does not emphasize the requirements, everyone is very conscious of hiding their momentum and equipment, compared to the situation at the time of the tournament three years ago, the rude guy wearing armor and carrying weapons on his shoulder, who does not know how to restrain his momentum, walks around the streets, and scares the civilians out of the mén, but it is much better.
"Hey, look, what a cute ragdoll bear"
Among these foreign adventurers, there is no shortage of nvxìng, Amazon is a little better, cold by nature, most of them only worship power, for "cute" such things, the big deal is just more pleasing to the eye, and some other nvxìng professions, the resistance to cuteness is relatively low, especially the druid MM, is it a special favor of the gaze, is it said that the same kind attracts?
After a while, instead of those children, I was surrounded by the nvxìng adventurers of the warbler and the swallow, and the chubby ragdoll bear body was also drowned in a piece of nv incense.
"Who's in there?"
"It's so soft, look at it, this kind of softness, deceive people, how can a puppet do this kind of Cheng dù."
"And the velvet máo, with body temperature, it's like it's real."
"Hee-hee, this can't really be a real bear."
"Have you ever seen a bear that has grown into a ragdoll bear?"
Others have refuted the correct guess of a certain NV adventurer, which is why some great men say that the truth is often held by a few.
Me: "......"
These people are also adults, how can they still be the same as xiǎo children.
Hey, this druid sister, where is your hand? There's nothing down there, how can there be such a real ragdoll bear, who would do that kind of thing on a ragdoll bear?
No, no, no, I'm not a ragdoll bear, okay hún egg
And the assassin sister who is looking for the zipper behind her back, I'm sorry, although I know that you are very good at traps and other skills, and have a special hobby for things to hide, but I really don't have that thing on me, really, absolutely absolutely not lying to you, there are countless xiǎo children who can testify.
Hey, big sister paladin, you're a paladin, you're a paladin, right, don't you think it's too much to pluck someone's tail as an upright and kind paladin?
I...... I said, this wizard MM, although you are indeed delicate, it doesn't mean that you can climb on me, are you and those bear children the same level of naivety?
Belch? This sight is......
Following a sharp line of sight, I found that outside the crowd, an Amazon full of wild xìng was staring at him with a sharp gaze, unscrupulously, and his eyes were full of an Amazon-like feeling of "plundering if you like".
“……”
As a ruthless Amazon, you don't think your hobby is a little ...... Something peculiar?
All in all, I seem to be in more trouble right now.
You can't go on like this.
I sighed deeply and ......
slapped off the nv druid and the nv assassin's xiǎo hand on the body, shook off the nv paladin who was still interested in his tail, and at the same time lifted the wizard MM sitting on his shoulder and gently lowered it.
"Gamgamm~~~"
Snoring, shaking his head, his eyes falling outside, those xiǎo children who were frightened by the enthusiasm of the NV adventurers.
"Huh?"
These NV people were stunned and woke up from their frenzy.
"Ahaha, sorry, sorry, you see, we're all scared of the xiǎo kids."
"yes, it's like grabbing toys with a xiǎo child, I'm so embarrassed to say it."
"But this ragdoll bear is so cute."
"The scream just now is also cute, is it some kind of stunt? Ordinary people can't make this kind of voice at all. ”
"Lovely Mr. Bear...... Or Xiong Xiǎo sister? Goodbye Rowe. ”
"Next time you meet, let me give me a hug."
"You may be allowed to sleep on my chuáng." Accompanied by the delicate voice, there is a passionate gaze with deep meaning.
"Wow, Lianna, you're too bold, what if it's a man inside?"
It's not just in case, it's just whether the man is good or not, and it's not "inside", which of your eyes saw me wearing a ragdoll costume?
Giving a gentle hug and rubbing his face against his bear skin, these NV adventurers finally dispersed reluctantly.
With a sigh of relief, I shook my hair and wiped my forehead as if I had fought a battle with an evenly matched enemy.
However, being able to send these NV people away without the identity and strength of the tyrant lù can be regarded as the best result, they are no better than xiǎo children, if they are too noisy around themselves, they may attract the attention of the Fallen Alliance.
It's a pity that before I could take a few breaths, the xiǎo children who watched the NV adventurers leave until their figures disappeared cheered again and surrounded them again.
Only nvzi and xiǎo children are difficult to raise.
After a while......
Let me see, if you want to take a look at this road, let's go to the sub-teleportation station of the North District training camp first, the old drunkard in charge of it is the most reassuring guy.
Thinking like this, I resolutely chose the direction of going to the North District, intending to catch some old drunkards first...... No, it's to supervise whether the old NV man is serious about his work.
"Hey, Ragdoll Bear, it's a training camp over there."
The children noticed that I was going in the wrong direction and reminded me.
"It's all adventurers, super ~~~ level ~~~ powerful adventurers like those just now."
"Dad said that today is a ...... When it is rumored that there will be many, many more powerful adventurers appearing, so I must not approach here. ”
"That's it, Mom told me that this morning, so if Ragdoll Bear goes in, he will definitely get hurt."
Babbling, as if I didn't know, these xiǎo children, one by one, flashing innocent and flawless worried eyes, looked at me, tugged at my body, and prevented me from "sending me to death".
Really, these xiǎo ghosts, if you want to worry about me, you should dry your snot first.
I snorted and shook my head, letting them pull and not move.
As if sensing my determination, the children stopped.
"Since the Ragdoll Bear is going, then I'm going too."
"Yes, yes, I'm sworn to protect Ragdoll Bear, even if the adventurer-sama wants to bully Ragdoll Bear, I'm ...... Even if it's an adventurer...... Woo~~~"
You see, you scared yourself into tears.
Holding the children's heads, I shook my heads again, putting down the xiǎo guys who were sitting on top of me or pulling at their bodies one by one.
Then, with a "ding", a sharp claw popped out of Ròu's palm, crossed a straight line on the ground, and pointed, making a stop gesture.
Although it was very noisy and annoying, these children, very sensible, slowly watched me leave, and their footsteps never stepped on the straight line on the ground.
Whew~~~
It wasn't until the gaze behind me disappeared that I breathed a sigh of relief, uh-huh, the annoying xiǎo things have finally disappeared, and now, I, Druid Wu Fan, using this harmless appearance of humans and animals as a cover, am finally going to complete the top-secret mission of the Akara Jiāo generation.
With a large pile of candy and biscuits from the children in my arms, I stood in the middle of the road, shaking my tail and cocking my bear nose proudly under the strange gaze of several adventurers passing by.
Well? There is a murderous aura
From the beginning of the patrol, the two hateful gazes that had been following behind him finally came out with hideous fangs at this moment.
Could it be that the Fallen Alliance is finally going to make a move?
Trying to kidnap me, the first mascot of Rogue, threaten the children of the camp, and create húnluàn?
Thinking of this possibility, I couldn't help but be shocked and turned back sharply......
Boom - xiǎo Jia took steps that made the earth tremble, and in the dripping xiǎo eyes, there was a tragic gaze like a martyr, and it rushed straight over.
Immediately behind it is the grinning golden máoxiǎo animal dead dog.
One of the same camp mascots, two (?) In the eyes, it was clear that there was a hateful gaze of an old and decrepit wife staring at the twenty-eighth year of the concubine.
Me: "......"
With a "bump", I was "knocked away" by xiǎo armor, and the candy and biscuits I was holding in my hand were scattered all over the ground.
At this time, the dead dog following closely behind him, suddenly like an Olympian, jumped high in a flexible posture, his mouth kept flicking, collected all the candies and biscuits in the air, and dropped them in the bag that had been prepared a long time ago, and then held the bag in his mouth, and made a provocative gesture with Xiǎo Jia, who couldn't believe that he had succeeded, and ran away.
The whole process seems to be long, but from the appearance of xiǎo jia to the two of them...... The disappearance of the two animals was only less than ten seconds, and I flew out like an old man who was hit by a motorcycle thief snatching his bag, and then fell to the ground, motionless.
Damn, damn it, if it weren't for the fact that there were still a few pedestrians around watching this scene, I was worried that there were people from the Fallen Alliance here, and Xiǎo Jia could crash into me just now? I could slap it back to Harogas
Just pets and reserve dry food, it is so arrogant, wait and see, after this mission, you two will have a good time.
It wasn't until I made sure that there was no one around me that I patted the dust off my body, looked in the direction of the two animals that they were fleeing, and then turned around and left.
……
This is the sub-transmission formation of the Cào field of the North District training camp.
In order to avoid the recurrence of the incident that was surrounded by NV adventurers just now, and also worried about whether the adventurers who appeared from inside would be mixed with the Fallen Alliance, I just chose a position with a good view and watched every move on the CÀO field from a distance.
Soldiers and mages are doing their job well.
The entire sub-teleportation station was in good order, and there was not a trace of húnluàn.
Very good, very good. Everybody's working hard.
I nodded in satisfaction, and Chōu pulled out a table, made a cup of tea, sat cross-legged on the floor, and drank peacefully.
I can finally take a breath......
What a, old drunkard?
I slammed the tea table in front of me and roared.
Sure enough, as Akara expected, this guy ran away to be lazy at the first opportunity, hum, see if I don't tell Acala this time, old drunkard, you're finished, just wait for God's birthday to be put in a cage and parade through the streets
"Hey, I said, stinky xiǎozi, what are you doing here?" Without warning, a voice came from behind him.
What else can you do, spy on the old drunkard's hún egg, grab her handle, and tell Akara about it, hehe, she's not dead this time
I subconsciously held up the sign in the back, and even the sinister laughter I was thinking about was expressed on it.
Who am I?
As soon as the words fell, I reacted and quickly turned around and put on a defensive posture.
In fact, there is no need to guess, there is only one person in the entire Rogue camp, who can still approach quietly and silently in my Hell Fighting Bear posture.
"Oh, I see, you want to grab me." Behind him, the old drunkard munched on the biscuits with a taste, gave a sip of wine, and said in an indifferent voice.
When did you find me?
I held up the wooden sign again, took a step back, and became vigilant.
"From the moment you step into the North End."
Me: "......"
"Oh, what a spectacular scene, the whole person was knocked away, lying motionless on the ground, I thought our savior, Lord Mover, had been killed by a mere siege beast, and even thought of a eulogy."
After nibbling on the biscuits, he threw a peeled candy into his mouth as if he were throwing huā, and the old drunkard said with a teasing smile.
Hmph, I'm just for the sake of the alliance, and I'm bearing the burden.
Brushing the second wooden card away, I again lifted the new one and proudly tǐng up xiōng chamber.
"It's great, it's amazing."
The old drunkard wanted to clap his hands, but he stopped when he looked at the biscuits and sweets in his arms.
These things...... Where are you from?
I glared at the old drunkard with questioning eyes, and I had already vaguely guessed the truth in my heart.
"Oh, do you mean these candies and cookies? Really, I'm afraid you don't believe it, when I came back just now, I saw a dog around its neck, there was a big package, running very hard, and I don't know which naughty child bullied it like this, so I kindly helped it take it down, I didn't expect good people to have good rewards, it was filled with these delicious things, you said magic no, ahhahahaha~~~~"
Me: "......"
If you open your eyes and talk nonsense, if you grow your hands and feet and put on clothes, this is what your old drunkard looks like now.
But it's okay, at least let the dead dog understand the truth that evil is retributed, go back and recite the words of the praying mantis catching cicada and yellow finch in the back, and give me a good recite 10,000 times.
And now, it seems that I can consider suing sù this old drunkard, what is the meaning of collecting gold, and the things are returned to the original owner~~
As if seeing through my thoughts, the old drunkard swallowed the candy in his mouth with a grunt, and his eyes, still smiling, flashed a jīng light as Rogge's second miser.
All of a sudden, the air between the two of us became extremely sinister......
Alas, the monthly ticket results are still a bit low, and this month's game class xiǎo said that it is particularly powerful, xiǎo seven has now been squeezed out of the top ten of similar works, woo woo ~~~~