Erlang Shen was very scornful of Li Xing's love for these knives, a sword is a sword! It's a fierce soldier who fights with it! As swords and men, they are born with a desire to conquer, not only to conquer enemies but also to conquer women, and no matter how gentle the personality is, men with swords have this nature. This is not bad, but the conquest depends on the object, so spoiled one day to spoil a few sword men who climb on the master's head and scatter the wild, don't take advantage of the spark to step on it now and wait for them to really explode and suffer from their own friends, three days and the moon finally took themselves to heat up this piece of 10,000-year-old ice, don't break out and all back to their original shape, that's not cost-effective. Besides, what do you do with men like pets? Look at the three animals she raised are so fat that they don't want to move, men can't raise them like this!

"Huh..."It's not that it's bad, it's just that it's very distressing to watch... Hu Xiuxiu did not speak again. She understood that Erlang God would do this for Li Xing's good, and their behavior of pampering sword men was all women's kindness in Erlang God's eyes. Most of her family are short knife children, and they are quite coaxing, and the Li family knives are all a lot of mature men, maybe they should use different discipline methods.

So, Mikazuki did it for a whole month in Europe with his lover Hu Tianhu in his arms, and his companion was by Jiro God in Honmaru in the dark for a whole month. I lived a day when I went out in the morning to brush more than four maps, came back in the afternoon and joined hands with Erlang God until the evening, and everyone slept after taking a shower and dipping into the bed. In this month, they really rarely think about their master anymore, and they only think about the two things of hurting Erlang God and how to live every day, and their thoughts about the master are indeed much lighter.

Li Xing returned to Honmaru a month later with the three days of Fengzheng, and looked at the group of his own swords in front of him with some surprise.

"Are you abusing my knife? How do you go on a trip to Europe and come back, they are so skinny..."

"Nonsense! Is this the kind of person who will abuse people? I didn't say anything about you, raising a sword is the same as raising a pet, look at the two cats on your lap, they are so fat that they don't want to move! Erlang looked at Kang Tai and Momoko, who were coquettish as soon as the master came back, with disgust.

"Fat cats are easy to hold, you don't understand! You see, how good the fat soft and fluffy feel is! Li Xing picked up Kang Tai and shook it in front of Erlang God, and the fat on the cat's belly swayed with the owner's movements.

"I don't understand, and I don't want to understand..."Thinking that if his own Xiaotian dog was also raised by him to look fat, there were three lines on Erlangshen's head, and he still liked his Xiaotian's toned physique.

"You like fat people to call Xihui to eat fat!" Looking at the handsome face of his friend's husband, Erlang God began to imagine what it would be like to eat fat for three days.

"No way!" Li Xing refused for a second, "It's okay to be fat, I don't like my man with a big belly!" ”

"Then you can't train them well?" Erlang God looked at her, "This seat can remind you, sword men will have obesity problems when they get a human body, and if you don't want them to be so fat that you can't walk, you'd better consider training them." ”

"Didn't you just keep them from going out too often because she was afraid that Ono Heigo would come to find trouble again, or to find out the trouble of the knife..."

"What's the trouble with him?" Erlang God rolled his eyes: "Now that your family is sealed, let him go with the army to suppress the formation, wouldn't it be good for you to stare at home?" Love to it! ”

After faintly reminding Li Xing about the fact that his knife was becoming more and more bloodthirsty, Erlang God returned to the Eastern Heavenly Realm in a dashing manner, he had fulfilled all the obligations he could help as a friend, and it was up to Li Xing himself to do what he wanted to do again.

Back at his post, Erlang God looked at the third child of the Mei family who was lying on the table and struggling with the paperwork, Mei Laosan looked skinny and miserable, what special training did these guys do while he was away?

"Third child, you ......"

"Boss! You're finally back, Boss! I finally don't have to write these official documents anymore! Wow! Mei Laosan pounced on his own commander and hugged his thighs.

"It turns out that in addition to manual work, this kind of paperwork can also abuse people into stray dogs?" Jiro God was speechless.

It's just a few official documents that can be abused like this, it seems that Li Xing is not the only person who spoils his subordinates, even Erlang God himself...

In the spring, the three days and the moon sat on the cherry blossom tree and squinted and thought about the material for the new novel, Li Xing sat on the other side of the branch with Amber Pill and teased the little boy, the couple at Fushimi Shrine took a large family to Kenya to play, Amber Pill was still too young, Hu Xiuxiu was afraid that his aura would be unstable and not good for God, so he left his son to ask the couple to take care of him, and Little Amber Pill recognized the two as godfathers and godmothers since childhood, and the two were very intimate.

The couple at the Fushimi Shrine next door threw the shrine to the acting rice god to take care of, and threw the child to the two couples to take care of, and they took a large family to Kenya to see the big cat, Amber Pill is three years old is at the age of naughty mischief, and he is not afraid of his father, and this time the two of them said that they would take the Fujishiro family to spend a vacation together, so they stuffed the little fart child to the two of them to take care of, and the naughty Amber Pill almost made the always elegant three days and the moon to the point that he almost went crazy with the child.

"Godmother, godmother, I can't sleep!" Amber Maru shook the big fox's ears, "Godmother, godmother, what are you doing?" ”

"You... The godfather and godmother fell asleep. A paragraph stammered.

"Oh..."Amber Maru nodded, as if he didn't understand, "Isn't the godmother's strength very strong?" Do you have to work so hard to move your godfather? ”

"This... To wake him up, to move him... It's more difficult like this..."

"That godmother screamed so loudly and the godfather didn't wake up?" Amber Maru leaned forward and looked at Mikazuki. "Is the godfather really asleep?"

"Yes, yes..."Li Xing said and shook the three days and moons, "Look, you won't wake up if you shake it." ”

The child squatted down and shook the moon for three days, not realizing that his hand under the quilt was already clenching into a fist.

"Ahh No, no, don't call him. Li Xing hurriedly got her husband down, "Your godfather is very angry when he gets up, it's not good to wake him up." Amber Pill is good, is it okay for Godmother to accompany you back to sleep? ”

"Good!" The blue-haired boy looked at Li Xing with a smile, the godmother was different from her fierce old lady, beautiful and gentle.

Helping Sanri Yue Qiao to a comfortable position and pulling the quilt to his feet by the way, Li Xing got up and took Amber Pill back to his own room, of course, he would definitely be noisy by the boy to sleep with him for a night.

"I'll suffocate sooner or later!" poked his head out of the bed, and Sanriyue, who had been holding back for a whole month, was very dissatisfied.

He didn't feel sleepy at all, he turned on the laptop on the low table in the bedroom, San Riyue is now a full-time novelist, specializing in writing novels about love and gods and monsters, originally just a casual essay published on the Internet, but he didn't expect it to get a wide response, Li Xing encouraged him to publish a book, and now he is a best-selling novelist.