Chapter 152: Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger

The fat man complained for a while, and Xiao Chen persuaded: "You still have to deal with the people of the king of Nanping County for a while, your mood is so low, how can we win the battle?"

"Who made your mouth so bad?" he snorted.

Xiao Chen spread his hands: "To be honest, in addition to being a little smarter than a pig, where else is there better than others? Moreover, your martial soul is also ......."

"Stop, don't say anything. The fat man hurriedly shouted a pause, and shouted to the door: "How can you entertain guests, you won't even give a pot of good tea." ”

This thing spread the fire on the waiter, not to mention that this voice is very useful, and someone immediately brought a pot of tea.

He poured himself a cup first, thought about it and poured Xiao Chen a cup, and pretended to ask casually, "Brother Kidney, you said they wouldn't poison the tea, right?"

The little marquis took it and drank it, and after drinking, he put down the cup and said, "Another cup." ”

The fat man did so, and waited until he had finished his second drink, and then said, "You haven't answered my question yet." ”

The little marquis glanced at him with a disgusted gaze, and snorted: "Lao Tzu has drunk two cups, okay, if it is poisonous, can I drink it?" I said fatty, find a chance to cure it, you are still young, maybe you can cure the stupidity." ”

His face darkened, and he silently picked up the cup, and with his other hand began to draw circles on his legs.

After a while, several soldiers in black iron armor walked in, and it was not difficult to tell from the outfit that they were city guards, led by partial generals, with heavy swords hanging from their waists, and the others holding spears in their hands.

The king of Nanping County followed behind with vigor, pointed to the private room upstairs and said, "The person who beat me is up there!"

Soldiers suddenly appeared in the auction hall, and everyone was in a commotion, and the general said in a sullen voice: "The city guards handle the case, it has nothing to do with you, they all sit for me honestly." ”

The shopkeeper also ran out to reassure everyone: "It has nothing to do with everyone, don't be affected, everyone continue, continue the auction." ”

Under the leadership of the general, seven or eight soldiers rushed up to the second floor, and they deliberately stepped on their feet very loudly, in this way to achieve the purpose of shocking Xiaoxiao.

Walking to the door of the No. 6 private room, the general was stunned at first, and the two guys inside were actually drinking tea in Youzai, without any frightened expressions.

The king of Nanping County squeezed in from behind and shouted: "Two little thieves, they still have time to drink tea! General Han, they are the ones who beat me!"

General Han swept his gaze over the faces of the two of them, and said coldly: "The decree of the Great Chu Dynasty stipulates that the noble and disrespectful person will be punished with fifty rods, and the crime of beating the noble will be increased by one degree, and the rod will be one hundred!"

Sometimes a hundred rods may not be able to hurt a person, but sometimes ten rods may cripple a person, or even kill him.

The reason for this is how hard the person wielding the rod is.

"A hundred rods, it's cheap, General Han will beat them up first, and give the king out of anger!" shouted the king of Nanping.

Xiao Chen put down the teacup unhurriedly, glanced at the fat man, and then looked at General Han and said, "If you want to beat us, I'm afraid you are not worthy of it." ”

General Han raised his eyebrows: "Boy, you are really arrogant enough! This is the imperial capital, which is under the jurisdiction of the Nancheng Guard, and I am the general of the Nancheng Guard, so I can't control you? Catch them, if anyone dares to resist arrest, they will beat me to death." ”

This sentence has a deep meaning, ostensibly meaning how to deal with the situation of resisting arrest, but in fact, it implies that the subordinates directly dealt with them and planted a name for resisting arrest. When you arrived at the yamen of the city guards, you said that you did not resist arrest, who would believe it!

The seven or eight sergeants were all at the early stage of the Chemical Martial Arts Realm, but they were still much inferior to Xiao Chen.

As soon as the soldiers rushed in, the little marquis moved, and when he raised his foot, it was a series of kicks, and the three sergeants were kicked without accident. One of them slammed into the window, shattering the window frame and falling to the first floor, startling the guests in the hall.

"Gale Fist" was unleashed, and immediately four more people fell to the ground with punches.

The fat man shouted "leave me one" as he quickly reached out and grabbed the last soldier, first with two big mouths, and then threw them directly out of the window.

Since it was thrown out this time, the soldiers smashed directly into the guest seating area of the hall, crushing the three guests underneath, and smashing the tables, chairs and benches a lot.

The guests began to rush out, and the shopkeepers were about to cry, how could this be? Seven or eight city guards, can't they handle two hairy children, my business!

General Han's eyes widened angrily: "You two are so bold, not only did you resist arrest, but you also dared to injure the city guards, and the crime will be added to one degree!"

After speaking, he drew his heavy sword and slashed towards Xiao Chen.

The rank of this city guard general is level 6 in the chemical weapon realm, and through nepotism, he got an errand in the city guard, don't look at his appearance and dress is very scary, but it is actually an embroidered pillow.

A partial general, who also sounds like a general, is actually far from a real general. In the army, the lieutenant is barely a middle-level officer, and the general is only half a rank higher than the lieutenant.

Xiao Chen flashed to the side, then reached out his right hand and grabbed General Han's wrist like lightning.

With a strength of two thousand two hundred catties, General Han almost cried out without pain, his wrist directly lost sensation, and the heavy sword fell to the ground without hand.

The little marquis flipped his wrist, and the other party immediately knelt down in pain.

"You ...... It's too lawless...... "Seeing that the situation is not good, the king of Nanping County wants to turn around and run away and ask for help.

The fat man stepped forward, slapped him to the ground, raised his foot and stepped on his face, and hummed: "Lao Tzu is lawless, you bite me?"

General Han was about to faint in pain, and beads of sweat dripped down his forehead, but he still gritted his teeth and said: "You two are so bold, beating the nobles, resisting arrest, and beating the city guards, this is a heinous crime, and you will be beheaded all over the house! If you know me, you will quickly release me, and then I will be arrested, and I can say a few good words for you in the court......

"Fatty, this goods are going to be copied from all over the house, I'm so afraid!" The little marquis pretended to be very scared and said, "What can I do, otherwise, you take out your token and show it to him, see if he will behead the two of us." ”

"Okay, Brother Kidney!" the fat man took out the gold medal engraved with eight dragons and shook it in front of General Han.

General Han stared at the roundness at that time: "King of Thailand...... King of Thailand Gold Medal, you are ...... The prince of Thailand?"

The king of Nanping County was also dumbfounded, the little fat man is the prince of the vassal king, what brother did he call the other brother just now, what brother did the prince of Thailand call the prince?

He didn't hear the title "Brother Kidney" clearly, and couldn't help but think of "cousin".

It's no wonder that the king of Nanping County and General Han think too much, the main thing is that the fat man has always respected Xiao Chen, and he is the main one everywhere, and the person who can make the prince of the vassal prince pay so much attention to him can be an ordinary identity?

It's no wonder that people will fight when they see the low-level county king, and they are even more fearless when facing the city guards, and they will fight when they say the same.

General Han immediately glared at the king of Nanping County, meaning that you didn't even understand the identity of the person, so you took me to arrest someone and look for death?

The king of Nanping County was also single, and immediately begged for mercy: "Two young masters, I was wrong, I looked down on people, I was ignorant, and I collided with you two! ”

The shopkeeper who had just walked up to the second floor gasped, what was going on, the king of Nanping County bowed his head and admitted his mistake, could it be that those two teenagers were higher than him?

General Han also hurriedly admitted his mistake: "The young general has eyes but does not know Mount Tai, and I hope that the two little princes will forgive their sins." ”

Xiao Chen smiled, "As the saying goes, those who don't know are not guilty, for the sake of the two of you taking the initiative to admit your mistakes, I will spare you once." But what, the shopkeeper here is so annoying, what do you say?"

"Smash this shop and give you two a breath!" General Han said.

"Beat the shopkeeper and break at least two legs...... plus an arm, and then drive out of the emperor-capital!"

The little marquis and the little prince glanced at each other, both of them laughed at the same time, and then shouted at them at the same time: "Then don't hurry up!"