【338】Crying to You (2nd Watch)
"Is it delicious?"
"You'll know when you come out and taste it."
"That's not a hurry, I'm not hungry yet...... You eat more, especially the cowpea scrambled eggs, my mother doesn't seem to have done this before, isn't it delicious? ”
"Well, it's not bad...... Why don't you come out and try it? ”
"No, no, you eat first...... Don't eat the leftovers from noon, I'll eat them later. ”
"Huh."
Lin Xuan sat on the toilet, Xiao Nizi sat at the table where he had just prepared the meal, and the two were separated by a door, negotiating in the air for friendship and peace.
Xiao Nizi didn't speak again for a long time, Lin Xuan sat on the toilet for a long time, and his legs were numb, so he had to shout again: "Shallow." ”
Jiang Qianyu didn't squeak.
Lin Xuan had no choice but to continue: "Let's discuss something, can we succeed?" ”
"Say."
"Can you bring me the phone, I just forgot to take it, it's too boring to squat."
"Huh."
"Don't always hehe, it's like swearing."
"I'm just going to let you be a hooligan, I can't even hehe?"
"No, no, I've explained it many times, I really don't know if you're not wearing clothes......"
"Huh."
"I didn't see anything, I really ......"
"Are you saying I don't have anything to look at?"
"No, no, how can that ......"
"That means it's beautiful?"
"It's pretty, but I don't really see it...... You see your face, and then you cover your face......"
When Lin Xuan said this, he remembered that she had just covered her face, and couldn't help laughing, and was afraid that Xiao Nizi would be annoyed and angry again, so he quickly held back, covered her mouth, and endured it so unfortunately.
If someone listens outside the bathroom door, most likely they will think that he has a bad stomach.
After Jiang Qianyu came back to his senses, what was most haunting was that he might not have been looked down upon, although she must have been cared for and shy when she was looked at, but she would have been his sooner or later...... What embarrassed her the most was her own reaction.
Especially the brain-dead action of covering his face, he almost made himself cry stupidly.
Hearing Lin Xuan dare to laugh at this time, this is simply too slap in the face and too bullying......
She didn't eat anymore, and ran over angrily and slammed the door.
"Get out of here!"
"Dead pervert!"
"Stinky and shameless!"
"You can't get out......"
Lin Xuan easily held back a laugh, stood up and moved some legs and feet, naturally it was impossible to go out.
It's not that he's afraid, but if he goes out, he will certainly suffer, but in fact, Xiao Nizi is also embarrassed: it's not enough to express her shame and reserve, it's hard to be reluctant, and she will feel distressed when she turns back.
In that case, it is better to hide for a while and give her a little buffer time.
"What about me going to the bathroom...... Why don't you come in and take revenge and see everything you need to see? ”
"You want to be shameless, how can you be so disgusting!"
"What's disgusting? People eat whole grains, do you think you don't need to go to the toilet because you are beautiful? ”
"Open the door!"
"I'll squat again, you eat first...... If you really miss me, I can talk to you here. ”
……
After hiding in the bathroom for more than half an hour, Lin Xuan saw that Xiao Nizi didn't make a sound for a long time...... The main thing is that she didn't scold him anymore, which is equivalent to giving him a signal that she is almost out of anger and can go out.
Lin Xuan tiptoed open the bathroom door, and secretly poked his head out to look out, and saw Xiao Nizi wearing white silk two-section pajamas, leaning on the sofa and watching TV.
It's a very popular reality show variety show, Lin Xuan didn't watch it much, and he didn't know what the six men had to watch, but from his stepmother to Jiang Qianyu, they obviously liked it, most of them saw something funny, and she was giggling "hey, hey, hey".
Seeing this, Lin Xuan relaxed slightly, opened the door and walked to the living room in a big way, coughing.
Jiang Qianyu heard the prestige, and then turned back and continued to watch her variety show.
Lin Xuan silently recited in his heart, "Thank you CCTV, thank you Oriental TV, thank you ......"
Before I could finish thanking her, I saw Xiao Nizi pick up the pencil that was resting next to her and stand up.
Lin Xuan ran away.
Jiang Qianyu shouted from behind: "You run again?" ”
Lin Xuan jumped back to the door of the bathroom in a few steps, ready to escape in again at any time, and turned around vigilantly to guard against the little girl who came over, "If you don't run, I can't just stand and let you stab, right?" ”
Xiao Nizi opened her bright eyes and stared at him without blinking, "If you run again, I'll cry to you." ”
"Uh......"
Lin Xuan was speechless, "How can you threaten people like this?" ”
Xiao Nizi didn't speak, she walked over with a pencil, if it was a movie or TV, taken from Lin Xuan's point of view, her image at the moment can be rendered as a cold and brutal female devil, holding a sword that was still dripping blood in her hand, her eyes were like snakes and scorpions, approaching step by step......
Lin Xuan sighed a little helplessly, spread his hands, and had a death-defying expression on his face, "Okay...... Then you tap, don't really try it. ”
I thought I'd have to poke it back sooner or later anyway.
Jiang Qianyu walked up to him, raised the pencil in his hand, Lin Xuan immediately reached out and grabbed her wrist, and said helplessly: "You really go to the ......?"
If he doesn't resist, Xiao Nizi may not really be able to kill, but since he fought back, Xiao Nizi can obviously continue to make trouble, she stepped on and pinched, and kept trying to break free with the hand holding the pencil.
After trying a few times, he found that he couldn't break free, so he grabbed him like this and stabbed Lin Xuan's arm.
Lin Xuan accompanied her to make a fuss for a while, and then hugged her whole person, and found that she was still struggling, so he simply copied her and hugged her horizontally.
"Let me go...... Shameless ......"
Xiao Nizi, who had to stab him with a pencil just now, was holding the pencil in her hand at this time, and was held in his arms horizontally, so to speak, she could poke as much as she wanted, but instead she was struggling with the pencil, completely forgetting that she was still holding a pencil in her hand.
Then he struggled for a while, and found that the pencil didn't seem to be safe in his hand, and it would accidentally scratch Lin Xuan's body.
So when she struggled, she threw the pencil in her hand, and without any scruples, she continued to make a fuss in his arms, scratching and pinching and biting, like a happy puppy.
"Let me go...... Do you want to let it go...... I'll strangle you...... Bite you to death...... Phew, it stinks, haven't you taken a shower? ”
Lin Xuan hugged her to the sofa and sat down, and said angrily: "I'll clean up and buy vegetables when I get home, and I'll cook when I pick you up, I haven't even had time to drink a sip of water, take a fart bath!" ”
"Who won't let you wash it? Who won't let you wash it......" Xiao Nizi gritted her teeth and continued to pinch him.
Lin Xuan grabbed her two wrists, and Jiang Qianyu hit him with his head against his chest, Lin Xuan lowered his head and gnawed at her face, and soon Xiao Nizi, who was still making noise just now, began to hide, and while hiding, she made an "ah" sound from time to time, or the broken thoughts of "shameless" and "let go of me".
And then ......
It was silent.
Only the sound of variety shows can be heard from time to time on TV.