Chapter 1 Please collect the bento I handed out
Li Youwan is now facing a very serious problem, that is, he can't find where his hands and feet are!
What the? You say he was cut into a human stick?
No, no, no, this is not such a bloody novel.
And he is an otaku, how can he have such a hated enemy.
As a top five young magician in the new century, he is steadily moving forward on the road to becoming a great magician.
Yes.
Li Youwan remembered that he was still making up a new one called RE:Talker at home last second, how did it suddenly become this inexplicable state.
I just saw the picture of a certain horse monkey shochu being stabbed into strings by the young lady in the military uniform, which made him sad and indignant.
These cute girls are really recruiting who to provoke! Is it so hard to give them an ending with no regrets?!
That's right, for a two-thorned ape like Li Youwan, it's so unreasonable.
Because moe is justice!
Shouting like this in his heart, Li Youwan, who was blocked in his heart, picked up the takeaway lunch box at hand, and seemed to treat it as the author who wanted to send them a blade.
He kept shouting.
"Let you send a bento! Let you send a bento!"
However, because of this, Li Youwan seems to have swallowed too fast, allowing a bone to get stuck in his throat.
I have long said that you should chew slowly when eating! Don't talk anymore. Don't learn, a good boy!
Patting his chest hard, sitting cross-legged in front of the computer, he wanted to reach for the water on the case, but accidentally pressed the cord of the headphones.
GG。
Slipped and fell to the ground, and the cable of the headphones was still wrapped around his neck.
Life is so short.
Li Youwan, died.
The memory resurfaced, and Li Youwan's expression was red and white, okay, although in his current state, he couldn't see his expression at all, let's just think so.
He just died? Are you kidding!
Why don't you give him an ending like righteousness and bravery, heroism and beauty!?
He always felt that tomorrow everyone but his parents would be ridiculous because of the death reported in the newspapers.
In the unknown white space, a small conspicuous ball of light trembled and swayed.
This is Li Youwan's current state.
A small luminous figure of unknown origin.
No wonder he couldn't find his hands and feet, didn't he even have a body!
Anyway, what is his current state! Is this the so-called afterlife state?
"Welcome to the end of time and space, the gap between the world and the dimension, the past and the future."
A soft and mid-second female voice came into my ears.
With a blue hair color, beauty is no longer enough to describe her appearance, if there is a goddess, it is probably like her, this feeling.
It's just the size of a two-headed body.
He was covered with a pale red feather coat, and under him sat a large luminous sphere of the same style as Li Youwan.
Although it is the size of a two-headed body.
He looked like he was fifteen or sixteen years old, and he was looking at himself with flawless eyes (probably).
It's a pity that it's the size of a two-headed body.
"Well, can you please stop emphasizing the size of the two-headed body?"
The goddess seemed to be angry.
No, no, that's not the point.
She actually knows what I'm thinking?
"Of course, because I'm the one who made you like this!"
Forehead.
How do you respond to a two-headed goddess who suddenly appears in front of you and says that she has turned you into a ball of light? Wait for the rush online!
Unfortunately, no one answered him.
After playing the treasure, Li Youwan suddenly asked with a calm voice that he himself was surprised by.
「…… Can you tell me what the hell is going on?"
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"In other words, the reason why I died so 'wretched' was entirely because of the 'bento' you ate, and then because of the influence of the will of the high-dimensional universe (because Li Youwan couldn't understand the high-dimensional knowledge she explained, so I thought so.) I'm in the lower dimension and I just received your 'lunch' and died?"
It seems to have made the appearance of the original, obviously just a small ball of light.
Looking at the other party's 'yes' cute look, Li Youwan couldn't help but think that she was a relative of some mentally retarded goddess.
Knowing the truth, his tears are about to fall, okay?
According to this two-headed goddess, she is a goddess who specializes in distributing 'bento' (someone's own understanding) to girls who are two-dimensional, and is referred to as 'two-dimensional goddess (self-proclaimed)'.
The name is 'Bell (self-picking)'.
You're obviously the 'Bento Goddess' who distributes 'bento', okay!? And what is the relationship between your name and a certain two-headed goddess called 'Ding O'!?
Someone can't help but complain in their hearts.
"Let's just take it as such, can you tell me what I'll do next?"
The ability to accept extraordinary things super fast is the basic talent of otaku, and Li Youwan is no exception, anyway, he is already half-resigned to his fate.
Now that he's like this, shouldn't he be allowed to make a cameo appearance as a big egg god?
"Hmm...... This is also the purpose of my summoning you, I originally intended to reincarnate you directly, but since you are my 'believer'! I think you're going to be of great use!"
The bell struggled to straighten up his chest without heaving, and he looked proud to be a believer in this goddess.
Li Youwan thinks this is unfair, isn't he a believer in this kind of bento goddess!
Although it's cute, if she's the goddess of moe, you can still consider it......
"Don't you feel depressed when those lovely girls fall in front of you? Don't you feel sorry for the girl who was set to die before she even appeared? Doesn't it feel too heavy to let those girls carry those fates!?"
"As a great (important) two-dimensional goddess! I can't be biased, but I don't want to accept such a story!"
"So this goddess is here to solemnly ask you for one thing!"
"Can you please help me get back the 'bento' that was distributed in force majeure (accentuated tone)?"
Revealing his big watery eyes, the bell folded his hands and said please.
Although the scene of a two-headed Lori asking for a ball of light is very funny.
Because she is a goddess of the higher dimension, if she goes down to the lower dimension, she will reduce her divinity (this sentence is crossed out), cough, it is detrimental to the majesty of the goddess.
That's why I found Li Youwan's 'accident' (really accidental!) Bad luck eggs under the production.
"Because you accepted the summons of this goddess (eating a bento and dying), I have removed your existence from your original world, and as compensation, all your relatives and friends, especially your parents, will receive super buffs such as good health, longevity, and successful careers!"
Shaking his wings, the bell said with a wave of his finger.
With a black face (does the ball of light have such a thing?) Obviously it was good news, but why wasn't he happy at all?
This is the so-called sacrificing him alone to make thousands of families happy!?
「MMP!」
Li Youwan said that there is one sentence he must say!
"Ah, it's getting late! It's time for me to go back!"
(Go back?) Where are you going back, you haven't solved it yet, your soul is weak! I didn't say yes at all! )
"As a farewell gift, this space will be given to you!"
(Wow!) How much can the land of the high dimension be sold for...... What a ghost! What's the use of me coming like this! )
"You are already a believer in this goddess, in order to make up for the regret of this goddess, please be sure to let those girls who received the bento have a good ending!"
(Not for you, though...... But this can be there! )
"Because there is a difference in projection between the higher and lower dimensions, I don't know how many 'bento' I have distributed."
"In short, let's create miracles for those who disappear prematurely to have their own stories!"
(It's so beautiful, so beautiful that I don't even know how to refuse, hey!) Wait, what's in your hand!? )
The two-headed goddess, who was smiling brighter and brighter, took out a golden glow from behind her back - a fly swatter.
(Wow, a!!!!!a )
slapped on Li Youwan and hit a perfect parabola.
The ball of light disappeared and the world fell silent.