Yamato is obsessed with building Konoha, and Sakura becomes the president of the support club of Rose Childe......

These things are still within the acceptable range, but what the hell is this Naruto Uzumaki doing?

After following Yasuo around Konoha for a long time, Kakashi felt that his three views were already very tenacious.

But Kakashi was still dumbfounded when he saw Naruto Uzumaki constantly harassing a fat blonde man and not listening to his dad at the Hearthstone Tavern.

"Kakashi-sensei, you're here too?"

Naruto let go of Shinichi Yamanaka, who was harassed and deliberately put on noise-canceling and sound-isolating headphones.

"Kakashi-sensei, my father is actually an elite of the dark department, no wonder you won't tell you, it turns out that he is much stronger than you, teacher!"

"This ......"

Kakashi panicked and ran to the other side of the computer, taking a closer look at Yamanaka's face.

After making sure that he was not the master in his impression, he breathed a sigh of relief.

The world is terrible, but fortunately, the most worrying thing has not happened.

"Actually, your father is indeed better than me, but ......"

"There's nothing but that, just look at your size and know you're not his opponent!"

……

When he returned to the Hachiki Clan, Yasuo chose a large room for Kakashi, in the same villa as Sakura and Naruto's rooms.

Luxurious furniture or something, Kakashi was already numb, and he was more concerned about the fact that his master's son now recognized the pig as his father.

He couldn't help but speak: "Yasuo senior, in fact, Naruto's father is ......"

"Does it matter who his dad is?"

Yasuo shook his head, "What does it matter if it's a hero of the village or an ordinary ninja?" ”

Kakashi's face darkened, not knowing how to answer.

"The eldest nephew is not your uncle, I said you, your father beats you for a reason!"

Yasuo pointed to the house next door, where young Kakashi was playing video games with Obito and Rin.

"Friendship is important, but what about family? What about the relationship between teachers and students? I won't say much about how your teacher and sister treat you and Obitu.

Have you taken good care of the orphans of your teacher and wife for so many years? Even a little help?

Where did you go in the first twelve years of his life?

Even if the ape flies and slashes the sun, don't you have a way to take advantage of the loopholes?

And after leading the class, you're still biased towards Sasuke intentionally or unintentionally, right?

Is it because of the guilt of Obito? ”

Kakashi didn't expect Yasuo to know so much about his own affairs, and he couldn't help but bow his head, his face full of shame.

"Forget it, I don't bother to talk about you, after all, I'm not your father, it's not appropriate to beat you."

Yasuo shook his head and left, and when he reached the door, he suddenly stopped and threw a cell phone to him.

"The usage of this thing is compared to that of a copy ninja, you should have learned.,There's an account I opened for you on it.,The authority is very high.,It's free to read books or something.,There's also a hidden section to read.,You can study it yourself.。

With that, Yasuo sighed and left.

Kakashi picked up his phone and skillfully unlocked it and clicked on the literature section of the Konoha Forum.

He can learn complex ninjutsu at a glance, and this kind of thing with a smartphone is completely difficult for him.

Looking at the whole seven or eight series of "Intimacy Heaven", and even the "Golden Retriever" with a drawing board, Kakashi was shocked.

It seems that this Konoha does have a lot to offer!

But the second uncle really knows me very well, and he prepared so many little yellow books for me......

Just as Kakashi suppressed the guilt in his heart and was about to read a copy of "Uncle Qin" to suppress his shock, he suddenly glanced at a translucent section.

"Top secret?"

Is it a more explicit book?

Kakashi's fingers trembled a little, and he quickly clicked on the link.

"Naruto...... Is this a manga? ”

Frowning, Kakashi clicked on the first page with little interest.

In the picture, a guy very similar to Naruto is running around with a paint bucket, and behind him is the graffiti-soaked Hokage Rock.

……

Just when Kakashi doubts his life, in the far north, a team of ninjas is on a mission.

"Ahh

"Watergate, why have you been sneezing all the time?"

Jiu Sinai looked at the blonde youth beside her with some distress, she stretched out her hand and felt the cold winter wind, "Is it a cold?" The New Year is coming, why don't we ask the village for a period of vacation? ”

"No, no, no-"

Shuimen touched his nose and was a little puzzled, "I don't feel sick at all, it's just that my nose is itchy." ”

"Is that princess of the Snow Country thinking about you......?"

"Absolutely not, I'm just in a simple employment relationship with her!"

Watergate's words were categorical, and at the same time changed the topic: "Speaking of which, there have been more and more strange events in the north during this time, and vaguely, I always feel that there is an invisible hand planning something. ”

Kushina nodded and said worriedly, "I heard that Lord Rope's concert is being held in the Land of Frost during this time, I hope nothing will happen, right?" ”

"No, Senior Brother and Ding Za and Zhiwei are all here, Lord Rope Tree said, after this tour, wash your hands in a golden basin and be a ninja with peace of mind."

"But I always feel ...... Watergate, it's it! ”

At this time, Konoha Shinobu had a special mobile phone distributed, and suddenly the ringtone was loud!

……

When the news of the death of Rope Tree's serious injury and death reached Konoha due to an explosion attack at the Rope Tree Concert, Yasuo quickly jumped up from Tsunade's body.

The two looked at each other, and Tsunade seemed to have lost his soul and collapsed on the bed.

In the end, the man was more calm, Yasuo put on his clothes and hurriedly rushed to the dark department.

The rope tree was blown up, and Yasuo thought that such a terrible event would not happen again.

In the Second Ninja War, Yasuo not only kept a firm watch over the rope tree and kept him from leaving Konoha for a single step, but also put on several sets of armor for him.

Now that Konoha has been in peace for a long time, Yasuo has put most of his energy on the traversal, and he has not estimated the side of the rope tree.

Who would have thought that Rope Tree would go to the Land of Frost to hold a joint concert at the invitation of Kirabi, and he would encounter such a change.

The rope tree was brought back by the water gate with the Flying Thunder God, and it was still hot.

Watergate took the person directly to the Dark Department instead of Konoha Hospital, because he felt that it was already a corpse.

This is exactly the case, although the local tyrant ninja Luo Sha immediately took out a large amount of magic medicine from Yasuo Teacher in exchange for gold sand, but everyone was blown up, and he was powerless to return to the sky.

Yasuo came out of Tammu and used the abyss dive to rush to the shadows as fast as possible.

The next one to arrive was Danzo.

He rushed straight from home with a rubber slingshot.

Although half of the dark building was smashed, the speed was undoubtedly extremely fast.

Immediately after, Tsunade, who had the wrong buttons on his clothes, arrived.

After that, there was a big snake pill in a white dress, and the ape flew to the sun and slashed it too late.

……

Watergate nodded to the teacher with a heavy face.

Yasuo stepped forward to remove the white cloth that had covered him, revealing the tattered body of the rope tree.

It's almost the same as in the original book, it's extremely tragic, the intestines and everything are gone, the heart is gone, and only a small lobe of the lung is shrunk one by one.

Yasuo had heard a theory before that the internal organs of the rope tree were actually stolen by Kurojue and Madara, and later used to repair Obito's body.

Yasuo didn't know if this statement was right, but looking at the obviously abnormal corpse in front of him, he silently made a note of Agarwood.

It couldn't have been Madara's doing, and he was still dancing in the cement at the entrance of the village.

Tsunade had already fainted from crying, and the tragic death of her younger brother made her close to a mental breakdown.

The other crying man was something Yasuo didn't think of.

Tears fell to the ground from the corners of Orochimaru's eyes, and then he stepped forward and began to collect the cells of the rope tree.

"Is there a way?"

Ape Fei Ri Chop's face was not very good, and he squatted down and asked his disciple.

Orochimaru shook his head and didn't speak.

"Go and inform Menyan, and add the rope tree to the list of memorial monuments this year."

Tuan Zang stepped forward and patted his old classmate on the shoulder, the loss of an excellent young man in the village is always heart-wrenching.

"I've sent a notice." Ape Fei Sun slashed and said in a deep voice.

Although strictly speaking, the death of the rope tree cannot be regarded as a sacrifice in the line of duty, and it does not meet the conditions for joining the memorial monument, sometimes, the rules still have to be changed.

"And I also sent someone to call Koharu, although 'that cell' can't be used, but she has a very in-depth study of cell medicine, I think, if anyone can create a miracle, it must be her."

……

"Yasuo, Yasuo!"

At this time, Tsunade suddenly woke up, and she hugged Yasuo's body like a frightened koala.

"Please save the rope tree, please save him, there are so many secret techniques of the Qimu family, you must have a way!"

Letting Tsunade punch his chest, Yasuo vomited blood, and said helplessly: "This person can't be resurrected from death, and I won't be in a hurry to hang him......"

"Captain Yasuo, I have a suggestion."

Tam, who had been standing silently behind Yasuo, suddenly spoke.

Seeing that everyone's eyes were focused on him, Tamu cleared his throat and said, "There is a surgery called amputation below the neck, I don't know if you have heard of it, I think since the rope tree is still hot, we might as well give it a try!" ”

As he spoke, Tamu took a large rusty kitchen knife from his mouth, held it in his hand, and strode towards the remains of the rope tree.

"What is this toad for?"

"It's a bit of a!"

Some of the dark staff present had their hairs standing on end, and thanks to Tam's respect, the way it was smiling with a kitchen knife was terrifying.

Tsunade and the others didn't know what Tamu was going to do, but out of trust in Yasuo, they didn't stop it, but shifted their attention to Yasuo.

Yasuo hesitated for a moment and asked, "Is this okay?" It's a trivial thing that his heart is gone, and the point is that he should be brain dead. ”

"Brain dead?" Tamu scratched his head, "I'm just a cook, how can I understand this, as long as I still have breathing, I should be fine." ”

Hearing Tam's words, Yasuo's eyes lit up and he squinted at the door of the rope tree's head.

Sure enough, there was only a trace left in his dense blood strip.

The total blood volume of the Thousand Hand Clan is so high, and there is only a little bit left, which shows that this kind of injury is in the middle.

There are many definitions of human death.

In the eyes of ordinary people, if the heart stops beating and the breathing stops completely, that is death.

And in modern medicine, the concept of brain death is the gold standard.

Many patients are maintained by medical devices such as ventilators, they have heartbeats, they breathe, but their brains are dead, ethically, he is still alive, but medically, he is dead.

If the brain is deprived of oxygen for more than five minutes, it will cause irreversible damage, and most of the people who are rescued will also be intellectually disabled.

But the system skills don't care about you!

Even if the neurons are all hung up, they will still be restored to you.

Logically, then, the death standard determined by the system may still be the same, breathing, heartbeat, there is one.

After all, Riot's programmers don't know how to heal......

In the sound of Tsunade's screaming, under the shocked gaze of everyone, Tamu, who was wearing a five-star chef suit, raised his knife and chopped off all the broken body of the rope tree.

Seeing this scene, Tsunade fainted again.

Ape Fei Ri Slash wanted to stop it, but was held down by Tuan Zang.

And Xiaochun, who came with a small medicine box on his back, looked inside, and immediately turned pale and gasped.

"The old body suddenly remembered that the rice cooker was still cooking soup, and the safe use of electricity could not be forgotten......"

As she spoke, she ran away faster than she had come, a speed that made all the Dark Elites feel ashamed.

"Bang! Bang! Bang! ”

Tamm's approach is very professional.

Of course, this profession does not refer to medical treatment, but to chopping meat.

He went down with a knife, and the separation of flesh and bone was by no means ambiguous, if Zheng Tu had this hand, he would not be beaten to death by Lu Tishi.

After slicing the rope tree into almost a head, Tamu shouted, "Captain Yasuo, this is now!" ”

Yasuo didn't dare to delay at all, and he had already dressed himself in a full reduction CD suit and a Faqiang suit, and the auxiliary sets were all in place.

Then they saw Yasuo again, holding a golden cauldron in both hands, seven or eight strange necklaces around his neck, a big red hat crooked on his head, and a large incense burner on his head.

Although the shape is not very stylish, Yasuo's momentum is still very strong, and he immediately shouted: "Qimu Secret Technique: Fang Rejuvenation Hall!" ”

As he spoke, his left hand swung up and down frantically like a cramp, and at the same time, rays of light lit up on the rope tree.

Since the data mode was not turned on, Yasuo waved his hand up and down until his arms were sore, and finally he shuddered, and everything became boring.

It was tasteless, it was just Yasuo's own feeling.

Others were not bored, but shocked.

In their view, every time Yasuo's left hand swung up and down, an essence landed on the rope tree.

And the so-called body is just a head plus a neck and part of the body.

But it is such a remnant body, but every time he receives an essence, he rises wildly.

Eventually, a naked young man lay on the ground intact.

"Is there such a secret art in the world? It's worthy of the Qimu family! ”

Ape Feiri Slash had a complicated expression, and glanced at Yasuo, who was grinning and shaking his arms, and had mixed feelings in his heart.

Perhaps, making him the Hokage is the will of this era?

And the old man is the one who uses the mantis arm as a car?

At the same time, Tuan Zang stared at a certain part of the rope tree in a daze for a moment.

Suddenly, he reached out and slipped Yasoti, who was relieving the pain in his arm, and whispered something in a low voice.

Yasuo scratched his head and said, "No, it's much younger than me." ”

Hearing this, Tuan Zang looked down, and his face was blue under his crotch, which he couldn't see at all.

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