Chapter 428: Believe Me
Bi Sheng wanted to cry.
I thought Yan Shui'er was a little angel sent to me by God, but who knew that it was a tortured little devil!
What to do? Let's continue to explain. I don't know how long I'll have to get along in the future, so I can't be afraid to prevent her from sneaking up every day, right? Although her martial arts ...... Gee...... It's really bad, but the little devil's methods are always endless, and it can't be prevented. It's better to let her let down her guard as soon as possible and dispel the idea of torturing me, people are old, but they can't play......
"I didn't lie to you, I was just joking with you just now, who knew you were so vigilant......" After Bi Sheng finished saying this, she felt that she still didn't believe it, and hurriedly added: "My current martial arts realm ...... For example, if there is a nest of ants on the ground, with your current ability to observe and hear sounds, you can count how many ants there are. And I can not only count the number of ants, but also distinguish which ant is male and which ant is female, and what they communicate with their tentacles. Miss Shui'er, I say that, you understand? ”
"That's not right!" Huo'er shook his finger and said categorically, "Big brother told me that there is generally no male or female ants on the ground, most of them are worker ants, and the winged ones are male ants, phew...... You led me astray, it's a male ant! An ant nest generally has only one female ...... The female ant, that is, the queen ant! ”
Bi Sheng was stunned, and a villain in his heart was shouting: "Don't I know? Do I use you to give me science? I'm just making an analogy...... Besides, male and female, is this the point! Oh my God, spare me, poor old man......"
Huo'er listened to Bi Sheng for a long time without answering, pouted and said: "I know that you are boasting about your martial arts in disguise, but I know, you are strong in martial arts, so and so strong than me...... A large section, with sharp senses and clear ears, heard the noise from the moment I fell into the underground cave, and then I don't know how to save me...... I thank you......"
If Bi Sheng is free with both hands, he must wipe the sweat on his forehead at this time, and finally explain it clearly to this little devil......
But how can the little devil be so easy to fool?
He had just put down his heart, but when he heard Huo'er's words, he teased: "Your old martial arts are so powerful, they are almost comparable to the immortals of the heavenly realm, why are you still in the way of Bi Chuluo and his wife?" Dean Bi, don't lie to me anymore, it's not interesting, your words are full of loopholes, you can't fool the second smartest girl in the world! ”
Bi Sheng was silent, he really wanted to cry.
He wanted to explain, but new explanations would always be found by her, and one after another were new problems, which made him feel big for a while.
What to do? Continue to explain......
But before that, you have to let her relax her guard and listen to me calmly, otherwise I will be worried and uncomfortable......
Bi Sheng made up his mind and said, "Speaking of which, you still don't believe that I saved you, so you catch a live animal, ant...... Don't ants! Cockroaches, geckos, rat women, little fish in the stream, any other animal, let me show you how to save it, so you can always trust me, right? ”
"Hmm......" Huo'er stroked her hair and muttered, "This method is okay, I'll just believe you once, you wait, I'll catch a fish." ”
Bi Sheng shook his head helplessly, these years, it was the uncle who was saved, but he had to beg others to believe in him, what kind of world......
There was a "bang" next to the stream, and after a long time, Huo'er stood up, holding a black thing in his hand, and muttered angrily: "I didn't catch a fish, but I caught a gecko, you can save it, I'll pinch it to death......"
"Eh, eh...... Slow, pinching to death is really dead, I'm not a god, can I still come back to life? Bi Sheng hurriedly stopped.
"And what do you want me to do?"
Bi Sheng thought for a moment and said, "You stay away from me, stand at the entrance, and press its tail with your fingers...... No, it will run away with its tail broken, you just hold its forelimbs and keep an eye on it. ”
"Okay, I'll see if it's a life-saving medicine in your gourd." Huo'er walked to the narrow hole as he was told, squatted down and pressed the gecko in place, and the little gecko struggled, but couldn't escape, so he turned over and pretended to be dead. Huo'er is also the protector of the Five Poisons Church, how can there be no means to deal with poisonous insects, snakes and ants? She pressed her left forelimb with her index finger, and touched the top of the gecko's head with her middle finger.
"Little thing, pretend to be dead and eat you!" Huo'er threatened "viciously".
At this time, Bi Sheng had already begun to use his means, he closed his eyes tightly, and secretly used the "Movable Type Divine Skill", and after a moment, his forehead and left shoulder lit up with golden light, and Huo'er exclaimed, and saw the prison cave clearly through the light source.
The whole cave is very empty, five or six zhang long and wide, three zhang high, the stream joins from the entrance of the cave on the north side, goes straight to the southernmost end along the stone wall, turns around to the easternmost side, and submerges into the stone crevice. And Bi Sheng was in the middle of the stone wall in the south, his clothes were in tatters, his feet were soaked white from stepping on the stream all the year round, and his hands were firmly bound in mid-air by two rusty iron chains, and he kept standing up, which was very hard. These two large iron chains with thick mouths stretched to the east and west sides of the top of the stone wall, and disappeared into the gaps.
Huo'er believed Bi Sheng's words a little in his heart, what fool would abuse himself in such a retreat? She just wanted to persuade Bi Sheng to stop, but the golden light on Bi Sheng's forehead and left shoulder had turned into two golden fonts, one was the word "fake" and the other was the word "death", these two words seemed to be integrated into his blood, and under his muffled snort, the two words were forcibly peeled apart and combined into two small golden characters of "fake death", which instantly hit the direction of Huo'er.
Huo'er was horrified in her heart, she had seen Jing Muluo's "Ding" word method, and knew that these two words were extraordinarily powerful, she just wanted to turn around and escape, but the two words had already flown to her feet, and the target was the gecko that kept struggling.
It turns out that the target is not me...... Huo'er secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and no longer thought about escaping, quietly watching this Bi Sheng use his methods, at this time, Bi Sheng, who was far away in the south, shouted: "Fake death!" The two golden fonts instantly sank into the gecko's body, and the little gecko "fluttered" and flipped its belly and swallowed.
Huo'er thought to herself that this little thing must be playing dead again, and she flicked the little gecko's head with her middle finger again, but this time it didn't move, as if it was really dead.
What kind of means is this? Isn't it "fake death", how can you really die? Huo'er was still wondering in his heart, and there were two golden lights on Bi Sheng's body in the distance, one was on his right chest, which was blocked by clothes and couldn't see what the word was, and the other was on the back of his left hand, which was the word "escape", he snorted twice, the two words stripped off his body, and in the blink of an eye, he went to the gecko's body, Huo'er looked carefully at this time, and the other word was the word "hidden".
"Hidden!" There was a shout in the distance, and the golden hidden word took the lead in submerging the gecko's body, which made Huo'er jaw-dropping, and the "dead" gecko suddenly disappeared without a trace, as if it was really invisible, she tentatively touched the gecko's original position, and the cold touch made her breathe a little relieved, but fortunately, it was just stealth, and the body was still in place. If a "hidden" word can really make a person evaporate inexplicably, then Bi Sheng's means can be alone in the martial arts, invincible in the world!
When Huo'er was still rejoicing, Bi Sheng shouted again: "Escape! The golden word "escape" also disappeared into the invisible gecko, and Huo'er thought to himself: "Is it really possible to escape far away?" Thinking so, she touched the gecko's position again, strange! The gecko is really gone!
Huo'er hurriedly got up, trotted to Bi Sheng's side, and asked aloud, "Where did the gecko go?" ”
Bi Sheng performed this skill of ghosts and gods, as if he had exhausted all his strength, he drooped his head, and said weakly: "It's ...... At my feet, I will appear in half an hour, and in three days...... Ahem...... will wake up......"
Huo'er was remorseful in her heart, and said eagerly: "You too, you just tell me directly how you saved me, why do you need to do this demonstration?" Using this kind of ghost power must cost you a lot of effort, wasting it on a gecko, you are too stupid! ”
"Ahem...... If you don't hear it, you can't hear it, you can't see it, you don't know it, you can't know it, you can't do it, and you can't learn it...... I'm not here for ...... Will I show you......" Bi Shengwu explained to himself, at this time he seemed to be a real teacher who taught and educated people.
Huo'er was angry and wanted to slap himself, but he was afraid of pain, so he didn't throw it out, so he could only stomp his feet fiercely, scolding himself in his heart.
Bi Sheng seemed to feel that she was blaming herself, forced a smile, and said with relief: "Miss Shui'er, I only need to rest for a day, and I can adjust my state, you ...... You don't have to worry, I'll explain it to you tomorrow. ”
When Huo'er heard this, she was even more ashamed, and she couldn't wait to find a piece of tofu and hit her head to death, she twisted the corner of her clothes and corrected in a low voice: "Dean Bi, I'm ...... I don't call it water, I call it fire......"
"Ahem, ahem...... cough cough ......" Bi Sheng almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood in anger, and he was bitter in his heart. I also said that there is a truth in ten sentences, but I didn't expect to have a single one! Even the name lied to me, this is too damning!
Huo'er felt that Bi Sheng was about to be angry with herself, and hurriedly comforted: "You always have a good rest, if there is anything to talk about tomorrow, tomorrow will talk about it......" She said that she slipped aside first, for fear that Bi Sheng would get stuck in his throat with a mouthful of phlegm, and then be so angry with himself, if he burped, it would be a big sin......
Bi Sheng saw that she was still well-behaved, and did not speak again, closed his eyes and began to breathe his body, while Huo'er groped around, trying to find a dry ground for rest.
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How long is a day? Twelve hours, but in this dark cave, even Bi Sheng did not have a very clear concept of time, but he had a unique way of judging, that is, the time when Bi Lemeng sent him prison food.
At this time, Huo'er was curled up on a dry ground in the northeast corner, dreaming quietly, and dimly heard Bi Sheng shouting: "It's time to eat!" She jumped up and ran quickly in front of Bi Sheng, wiped the corners of her mouth, and asked, "Where is the rice?" Where's the rice? ”
Bi Sheng smiled and said: "Bi Lemeng just put food in the iron gate, and is floating down the stream, you pay attention to intercepting halfway, be careful that the bowl is overturned and the rice is spilled, you and I will be hungry today." ”
When Huo'er heard this, he suddenly realized that this was how he put his meal! After being quiet yesterday, she still thought that Bi Sheng's hands were tied, how to eat, it turned out that he was waiting for the food to flow down the stream to his feet, and feed himself with a bowl with his feet! This Bi Chuluo couple is too inhumane! It's my own nephew!
Huo'er was scolding Bi Chuluo in her heart, but she heard Bi Sheng say: "It's here!" Just three feet away from you, be careful to overturn! ”
"Oh oh......" Huo'er replied twice, and hurriedly crouched down to the stream, and when she saw that a black round thing was about to slip away from her, she jerked forward and grabbed the edge of the bowl, and succeeded in obtaining her first food since entering the prison.
(End of chapter)