Movie title "Peach Blossom Man vs. Chrysanthemum Monster"

It looks like two weirdos are running around on the screen, saying nonsensical jokes, and it's not funny at all.

Li Xiu's second food is tasteless, and it is not easy to attack.

I could only watch it for two hours, and I was about to vomit.

Finally, he found an opportunity to go to the toilet, but he felt that the air was extremely fresh, and made up his mind not to go back, just waiting outside for the end of the show.

"Hell, it's hell."

"The devil is the devil at all."

The former sentence naturally refers to the cinema, and the latter sentence is to complain about Weishen.

At this moment, Li Xiuer was sitting on a bench facing the street downstairs of the movie theater, and he was watching the crowd coming and going, quietly waiting for the end of the last few minutes.

Li Xiuer put his index and middle fingers together, picked up a cigarette from the light blue cigarette case, held it in his mouth, and then lit a cigarette for himself with a lighter in one hand.

"Smoking only Xuanhemen, loving only one person in his life." This is the most famous advertising slogan of this pack of cigarettes.

A girl who only wore light makeup and was dressed in a more campus style walked out of the bar next door, she briefly stopped in front of the bench where Li Xiuer was sitting, hesitated, and asked softly, "Can you borrow a fire?" ”

She looks much younger than herself, about sixteen or seventeen years old, but her figure is extremely watery, and she already has the figure of an adult woman.

Li Xiuer was stunned for a moment, and then looked at the cigarette case she had just picked up from the cigarette case in her hand without "seeing it" at all, and the cigarette that was between her index finger and middle finger at the moment, and carefully lit the cigarette for her.

Then the girl sat down next to Li Xiuer naturally.

In fact, Li Xiuer did not leave enough empty seats for the bench to accommodate the second person in advance, he sat in the center and "cut the bench in half", which was a manifestation of his reluctance to sit with others.

It's just that if he doesn't move away at this moment, then this student-like girl may have to sit on his lap.

She smiled, but she didn't mind Li Xiuer's action of being so "outward", she really, just simply, smiled.

Then Li Xiuer saw her take a deep puff of cigarette and was choked inexplicably.

"Ahem! cough ····· Cough! ”

Li Xiuer saw that she was coughing badly, and she had already bent down and patted her chest vigorously, while she was sitting on the side with her palm hanging on her back at the moment, and it was not patting, nor was it not patting.

seemed to see through Li Xiuer's embarrassment, she didn't forget to squeeze out three words in her cough, "I'm fine." ”

It was not easy to recover from the cough, and she made it look like she was going to take another puff of cigarette, Li Xiuer quickly stopped her and asked, "You haven't smoked, have you?" ”

She nodded.

Li Xiuer said again: "Then you'd better stop smoking, smoking is nothing good." ”

She shook her head.

Seeing that he couldn't persuade her, Li Xiuer said helplessly: "If you have to smoke, just come little by little, don't suck so hard, first take a small sip, you try?" ”

Try it! I've done all the more adventurous things than this, what's so hard about smoking a cigarette?

She raised her eyebrows, began to take a careful sip as Li Xiuer said, and then immediately turned to frowning again!

It seems that she doesn't want to cough out immediately, thinking that Li Xiuer, who is just "good as a teacher", will not be able to wipe off her face, she actually held back her cough, but since then, it has made her more and more uncomfortable.

Li Xiuer felt that this girl was really stubborn, so he reminded: "You better stop smoking." ”

He snatched the cigarette from her hand, threw it on the ground and stomped on it before picking it up and throwing it into the trash can across the street.

When Li Xiuer turned his head, the girl was gone.

Wei Shen and his entourage also walked out of the movie theater, and at this moment he was full of spring and walked towards Li Xiuer, "Go eat hot pot!" ”

When Li Xiuer and the others walked into the hot pot restaurant with eight Siluo and Siyu who were all unique in appearance and figure, it seemed that time was frozen in that scene.

However, after the group entered the private room, everything quickly returned to normal.

There are two pots on a large round table, one is the Jiugongge heavy spicy pot strongly requested by the four royal and four luo led by His Royal Highness Wanwan, and the other is the mandarin duck pot that was called out in the contempt of the eight girls.

Li Xiuer, Wei Shen, and Liu Hao sat on the side of the mandarin duck pot, and the four emperors and four luo surrounded the Jiugong grid.

The major "shabu" dishes led by hairy tripe, duck intestines, and mutton rolls are popular, firmly occupying the core position of the two cauldrons, and are well-deserved "C positions".

Several people got off their chopsticks like flying, but the upright Liu Hao couldn't let go of his hands and feet, because he heard that today's meal was not paid by Wei Shen, let alone Li Xiuer, who was worth 25 million, but His Royal Highness Wanwan's treat.

Liu Hao was a little uncomfortable at that time, a few big men, let a Lori pay, what's the matter? Although this Lori calls herself a royal sister, it's uncomfortable in the end.

So Liu Hao planned to be generous, but when he secretly took out his mobile phone and wanted to go out to settle the bill in advance, His Royal Highness Wanwan raised his leg and hung on the door, blocking the way, and she also glared at Liu Hao fiercely, and put down a cruel sentence, "Don't give it to His Royal Highness, right?" ”

After that, Liu Hao obediently sat back in his seat, but the dishes on the table made his index finger move, and the pimple in his heart made him not think about tea and dinner, and he didn't move a few chopsticks until the end of eating.

Her Royal Highness Wanwan didn't bother to care about him, in her words, the old men were grinding and chirping, and they didn't like to eat!

Li Xiuer opened his eyes again, because from beginning to end, the most edible thing was not the tall Siyu.

Instead, led by His Royal Highness Wanwan, they all put "how can the world be flat if the chest is uneven"!

Lee so-ji seriously suspected that their bodies and souls were actually intertwined, but he couldn't find any evidence.

Especially the guy called His Royal Highness Wanwan, he can be called the "best" in the world, not the best in that regard, but the big grin in character, and a cute voice that contrasts with his appearance.

Such a perverse personality, almost "rude", a woman with a mature voice, turned out to be his meow little Lori who was only 1.6 meters tall? It's really incredible, but it's a pity that Li Xiuer doesn't have the courage to ask her real age.

But this does not affect Li Xiuer's own brain supplement, this Nizi is afraid that she is not a minor?

After pondering and meditating, Li Xiuer decided to ask Wei Shen, who was sitting next to him and had a heart-to-heart relationship with the four royal and four luo, and almost didn't cut off the head of the chicken and burn the yellow paper to marry them as sisters of the opposite sex on the spot.

"I said, captain, how old is His Highness Wanwan? You can't still be a high school student, right? Li Xiuer took advantage of the fact that His Royal Highness said a joke to the little tiger tooth beside him, and asked cautiously when he didn't notice his side.

Wei Shen smiled playfully: "She, is she the eldest of several girls, 22 or 23?" ”

Li Xiuer was stunned at the beginning, and everyone was stupid.