"You can't afford to be a vertical man!"

In the office, Wang Yueban secretly played the Three Kingdoms Killing with his mobile phone.

He is a fan of the Three Kingdoms and a game lover.

I can still vaguely remember that when I opened the hero killing interface for various Tianxiu operations, I poured a mouthful of ice into it, which was called a word - cool! (Well, it seems to have said two words, sorry, please don't pay attention to those details.) ）

And whenever she looks at the admiring (strange) gaze of the primary school students in the Internet café, Wang Yueban will always shake her long flowing hair coquettishly, and secretly rejoice in her heart: "I am me, fireworks of different colors!" Don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend! ”

It's a pity that the good times didn't last long, and the former king still succumbed in a mixed doubles...

"Fatty. Ben Shuai has no peaches, you must not let go of the group, the man sprayed directly in five seconds, and killed that Ma Chao with killing! ”

Wu Shuai's shout pulled Wang Yueban out of his memory.

But after all, it's still working time, and although the supervisor is no longer there, he doesn't dare to be too blatant.

"What are you afraid of, anyway, the company has delayed the payment of wages for three months, and you are still afraid of being deducted one or two hundred yuan?"

"That's right!"

Wu Shuai nodded, and muttered again: "Lao Tzu can't wait to be expelled, how cool it is to take the money and leave directly!" If you don't pay your salary, Huabei will not be able to pay it back! ”

"Woohoo! Fatty, brother begs for comfort..."

Saying that, Wu Shuai made a pitiful appearance with a handful of snot and tears.

"Give Lao Tzu a dead door. Lao Tzu TMD is called the moon and a half! Fat sister, call me fat every day! ”

Wang Yue glanced at him half-whitely, and moved his body to the side a little disgusted.

In fact, Wang Yueban is not fat, and her body is well-proportioned, and she is a little handsome. On the contrary, it was Wu Shuai, because of the lack of exercise in the past two years, he was already pot-bellied.

It's a pity that because the name Yueban is too deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, from childhood to adulthood, Wang Yueban has been burdened with the title of fat.

When I was a child, more than once, whenever Wang Yueban cried and went home to ask her parents to change her name, her parents always kindly touched Xiao Yueban's head and said: "Chubby, the name Yueban is good, how poetic and charming!" ”

“......”

Gradually, Wang Yueban stopped struggling, because he knew that no matter how much trouble he made, it would not help.

At that time, he was aggrieved but didn't dare to say it. Later, when I grew up, I gradually began to get used to it.

Because no matter what, the name contains the deep love of the parents for him. Although this love is a little too heavy, ahem...

"The name of merit is dust, and time is gold!"

"Bo Gu and the present, come with your hands!"

You Heng deserves to be the first squirt in the Three Kingdoms, and as soon as the madness opened, he was so frightened that the remaining 'traitor' Ma Chao gave up the treatment directly.

"Kill, flash, kill, kill, kill!"

Wang Yueban had a total of four kills, except for the first one that was flashed off, Ma Chao, who had four bloods, now only had a single drop of blood left and was still breathing.

But at this time, Wang Yueban did not continue to kill, but directly chose the fold stage.

"What's the matter, fatty? Usually you don't just have this hand speed! ”

Wu Shuai muttered dissatisfiedly beside him.

Because of your skill, as long as your hand speed is fast enough, you can use five cards in a row. So there is also a five-second title of 'real man'.

But this time, Wang Yueban only used four cards, so it's no wonder that Wu Shuai was a little dissatisfied.

"Kill."

Wang Yue said without blushing and heartbeat, and then discarded those other types of cards with an indifferent expression.

"Okay, then I'll last stab him and let him know why the flowers are so red!"

Wu Shuai saw that Wang Yueban really didn't throw it out, and he no longer doubted it at the moment, so he didn't even use the trick card, and directly slashed at the remnant blood Ma Chao with a 'naked' kill.

"Faint gentleman! Faint! ”

Ma Chao immediately canceled from the hosting state, and then began to scold Wu Shuai, the NC master.

"Hehe, MMP, are you still pretending to be with Lao Tzu? Don't you know that Lao Tzu is black? ”

Wu Shuai proudly typed out this line of words.

“sb！ Open the black dog! ”

After Ma Chao said this, he continued to escrow.

Wang Banyue still had three kills in his hands, so naturally he couldn't save him. And even if there were, he wouldn't be able to save it.

Because, hey...

"Da Da Da..."

As the sound of horses' hooves faded away, Ma Chao died completely.

However, what followed was not shown the word victory, but Wu Shuai, who was the main father, actually dropped his cards directly.

"Huh?"

Wu Shuai was shocked, and when he looked at it, he realized that the identity hanging on Ma Chao was actually a loyal minister!

"Holy!"

Wu Shuai scolded, and his mentality exploded directly.

I treat you as a brother, but you actually lied to me? "Wow~" Heartbreak, there is wood on the ground?

"Bo Gu and the present, come with your hands!"

Wang Yueban showed a treacherous smile, and then directly turned on the skill, crazy talent.

Although Wu Shuai's Zhen Ji added an extra drop of blood because she was the main father, what is the difference between the chickens without cards and those little chicks?

"Kill, kill!"

Wu Shuai kept cursing beside him, but after Wang Yue slashed him three times, he smiled strangely and showed him his phone.

"Damn!"

Wu Shuai scolded in frustration when he saw that he still had a kill in his hand, and then wanted to take the opportunity to snatch Wang Yueban's mobile phone.

It's a pity that the two have been friends for many years, and Wang Yue has naturally been guarding against him for a long time. So he hurriedly used his hand to kill the last one.

Soon, the background music for the end of the game sounds. After Wu Shuai heard the voice, he had no choice but to sit back in frustration.

"What are you doing? How dare you play with your phone at work? ”

At this time, a discordant sound came. The two of them fixed their eyes and saw that it was actually the general manager of the company, Liu Jie!

After seeing Liu Jie walking towards him angrily, Wu Shuai subconsciously shrank his neck.

However, soon, he thought that the company had not paid the two of them for three months.

"Damn? Lao Tzu has no human rights! Why do you have to be scolded for doing it for nothing? ”

So, Wu Shuai stretched his neck out again, and then looked at Liu Jie proudly.

And Liu Jie originally just wanted to scold a few words. But after seeing these two little employees daring to stare at themselves so thickly, they suddenly felt that they couldn't hold their faces.

"Tiger doesn't wield, you treat me as Hello kitty?"

As he spoke, Liu Jie rolled up his sleeves and pressed towards the two of them angrily.

"Fatty, what now?"

Wu Shuai subconsciously whispered to Wang Yue.

But at this time, Wang Yueban didn't bother to pay attention to him, and he didn't even notice that Liu Jie was about to arrive here.

Because at this moment, in his mind, a gentle and sweet but unfamiliar voice suddenly sounded for no reason.

"Ding Dong, dear master, congratulations on your successful binding with the game system, I am your sweet little cutie, little fairy!"

"Ding Dong, the master gets 1 point of favor for Youheng, and when you reach 10 points, you can get a chance to draw a lottery."

"Ding Dong, since the master is binding the system for the first time, the beautiful and cute fairy will give the owner a chance to draw a lottery!"

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