Chapter Seventy-Nine: Becoming an Immortal and Gaining Dao Suo Lei Xing
"Design this kind of bridge, Brother Qing, have you specialized in dating Bibles?"
In the conference room, Zhang Yameng asked Yan Qing suspiciously.
"Actually, no, this bridge is a quote from the contribution, I just added a little beautification."
"Brother Qing'er, don't resist, after the third episode of the show is broadcast, the scumbag controller has no choice but to run."
Miao Miao teased Yan Qing softly.
Zhang Yameng also remembered Yili's beautiful mending knife during the recording of the third episode, and she and Miao Miao said in unison: "If you are a scumbag, submit it to me!" ”
Yan Qing was a little helpless, it seems that the stalk of this scumbag's collecting habit can't get by: "You guys, keep watching, the second paragraph has begun..."
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The transition scene is still subtitled and darkened
The Sorrow of the Knowing and the Almighty
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"We are from Talent Co., Ltd., and we must be punctual when we clock in and out of work every day~"
"Fuxiang People's Radio, hello listeners and friends, today is the twenty-eighth day of the lunar calendar on Monday, February 4, 2008.
As we all know, Fuxiang is one of the ancient cities that recorded the earliest spring in our country to carry out the spring cattle to welcome the spring ceremony, and today's annual spring folk culture festival will be opened on time at seven o'clock in the morning in the agricultural hall of Zhuxian Town, Fuxiang District. ”
Waking up from his hotel bed again, Soleixing's cloudy eyes were open, he was numb and unwilling to move, and let the radio sound on the electronic clock radio keep playing...
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Bitter and hoarse voice-over:
"Before I know it, I've been trapped in this cage for almost a year, maybe longer, and the concept of date is gradually becoming more and more blurred in my cognition..."
"I quickly got tired of the days of drunkenness and lust, and only emptiness and loneliness continued to torment me."
"I don't know when it started, but I already know everything that happens in this town in a day."
"A lot of times that's the case, when you know exactly how the story ends, you don't get interested in how it goes."
"I began to live numbly, watching the town's cycle of the day like an outsider."
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Soleixing rolled out of bed with a dead face, mechanically moved his steps to the bathroom to wash, and went downstairs in his hotel pajamas...
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Holding the microphone in his hand, Suo Leixing was doing an exterior report in the corner of the agricultural hall in Zhuxian Town.
Here's a sequence of short shots:
There is a serious Soray line doing location reporting normally.
He appeared in pajamas or even a bathrobe, listlessly hanging the microphone and muttering something that no one could understand.
There are also shots where he wears a decent professional suit, but he has a weird tie tied around his chest, plus a mouth full of nonsense.
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The narration continues:
“… As you can see, this is one of the few regular jobs I do every day..."
“… But what's the point of that, these tapes will never be broadcast anyway..."
“… I tried many ways to kill myself, and I finally woke up from that bed..."
“… I thought that was all about it, and I had to live like this every day in the state of the living dead, until this day..."
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The scene on the screen suddenly shifted from the front of the peasant hall to the tea restaurant where he had appeared many times, where Suo Leixing and Li Na were sitting at the same table, eating their respective lunches.
Unlike the previous scene, when all kinds of food were piled up on the table, this time the portion size seemed much more normal.
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"What? What did you just say? ”
Lina put down the tissue that wiped her mouth and looked at Suo Leixing next to her, who was still chewing food in her mouth.
"I'm an immortal in Zhuxian Town."
"Zi Bu is strange and confused, messing up the location report, don't you really think that if you talk a few nonsense casually, I will let you go when I go back?"
Lina couldn't bear the absurdity of Soleixing's behavior, and she reached out and probed the temperature of Suo Leixing's forehead with the back of her hand.
"Become an immortal? Just because you just bragged that you jumped from the tallest building in town and didn't die, and you took it seriously? I don't have a fever either. ”
"Have you finished eating, can you remove the plate on the table?" A waitress in the café stood up to their table, bowed down and asked politely.
Lina raised her hand to signal that there was no problem on her side.
Soleixing picked up the teacup by himself, poured a sip of tea, and said lightly in front of the waiter whose expression became more and more pompous:
"Actually, I didn't just jump off the building yesterday and didn't die, I also tried hanging, freezing to death, car crashing, burning, electrocution, poisoning, and being slashed to death with a sword, but you see, I'm still here."
"Wow, really?" Lina perfunctory Solei.
Suo Leixing pursed his lips: "Every morning when I open my eyes, I am lying on the bed in the hotel unharmed, and I can't die at all." ”
"Sir, have you cleaned up your plate too?"
The waiter cleaned up the plate in front of Lina and looked at Soleixing with the expression of a madman.
"Then why are you telling me this?"
Lina clasped her hands in front of her chest and gently frowned at her eyebrows, which were no longer sharp after being modified by the stylist.
"Because I want you to believe me." Sorei raised his hands to signal the waiter to clean up his plate, and he looked at Lina with a sincere face.
"I'm sorry, I studied the Eastern Han Dynasty Confucian Wang Chong's "On Balance" and the Southern Dynasty Fan Jin's "Theory of Destroying Gods" in college, as a staunch atheist, how can I believe your nonsense."
Lina calmly and calmly looked at Soleixing.
"Why don't you believe me, I'm really an immortal."
Soray's eyes were sad and his limbs were agitated.
Li Na picked up her handbag and prepared to get up: "You've got it, it's almost enough, pack up and we should go back to Zhengcheng." ”
"Peng!"
Soleixing slapped the table hard, and he roared at Lina in a hoarse voice, "Just because you can't understand doesn't mean it doesn't exist..."
Li Na replied with a cold face: "People can't be resurrected after death, what you say is a fallacy that cannot exist." ”
The waiter, who was collecting the plates for Soray, was startled by the sudden tension of the two diners.
She sneered and said, "Actually, I'm not in such a hurry, or I'll come back later." ”
After the waiter finished speaking, he held the plate in his hand and turned around to leave.
"Wait for me to prove it to you, Sister Bing, Luo Bing, you wait for me..."
Soleixing got up and walked quickly forward to stop the waiter at the tea restaurant.
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The post-subtitles naughtily added a vertical subtitle next to the dazed waiter:
Waitress in the tea restaurant: guest actor - Luo Bing - program director of the whispering video "Star Silk Road".
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"This is Luo Bing, her brother is the owner of this tea restaurant, she has been working here since she graduated from high school, and she has been working here for nineteen years, right, Sister Bing."
Suo Leixing supported the shoulders of the "waitress" Luo Bing from behind, and moved Luo Bing, who was still stunned, in the direction of the camera.
Her dream has always been to have the opportunity to work in a Fortune 500 company in the future, such as... This kind of IT company is very good. ”
"I really want the kind of IT white-collar life on TV, but how do you know?"
Luo Bing opened her mouth slightly exaggeratedly, her right hand gently patted her chest, and she asked Suo Lei Xing curiously.
Suo Leixing let go of his arms, just smiled mysteriously, did not return to Luo Bing, turned around and took Lina's hand, and led her to the dining room's table.
Li Na was dazed: "What are you doing?" ”
"I'll continue to prove it to you... This is Wang Dalong and her wife Zhao Qin. ”
Soray pinched his fingers and introduced the two guests at the next table to Lina.
"Excuse me, do we know each other?"
Wang Dalong, who was bored playing the game of snake on his mobile phone, put down his mobile phone at the urging of his wife, and stood up suspiciously to look at Suo Leixing carefully.
Soleixing made a gesture of apologies for the interruption, and continued to hold Lina's hand, explaining to her:
"Today was supposed to be their fifth wedding anniversary, they came to Zhuxian Town to watch the spring, and they were still preparing for pregnancy recently, but Wang Dalong didn't prepare any surprises for his daughter-in-law, and they might have a big quarrel at night."
"Wang Dalong, can you live this day? Live with your phone for the rest of your life. ”
There was no need to wait for the evening, Zhao Qin, who was furious, snatched the Luo Cha feature phone 6300 on the table and fell on Wang Dalong.
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"Heaven and earth are infinite, and Qiankun borrows the law."
The two held hands and continued to walk towards the inside of the restaurant, Soleixing had words in his mouth, and he grabbed a handsome male waiter and introduced to Li Na: "Bao Hang, who has worked here for less than half a year, he likes two-dimensional, cosplay, women's clothing bosses..."
Bao Hang suddenly looked shy, and he explained in a panic: "It's just cosplay..."
Soleixing had an expression on his face that I understand: "He studied at Zhengcheng University of Technology for two years before, took a leave of absence, and now he is working part-time to save tuition and installation fees, Ahang, the money is almost saved, right?" ”
"Well, how do you know so clearly... That's almost enough. ”
Bao Hang's expression was a little stunned, and in the end, he responded generously to Suo Leixing.
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"Little Meow, pause..."
In the conference room, Zhang Yameng looked at the screen silently: "The role of Bao Hang... Questions, right? ”
Miao Miao's reaction quickly pressed the pause, and she complained to Zhang Yameng in a coquettish voice: "Brother Qing'er initially suggested that this character be set as gay, but everyone unanimously opposed it, so it was changed to like this, but the result is still visible to you..."
"It's because I don't have a good attitude on the Internet, and I didn't find out that in the era when national customs are prevalent, traditional secular concepts are so intolerant..."
Yan Qing pondered, raised his head and explained: "Yili didn't say that the drama can be broadcast, I just think it's not a big problem..."
Miao Miao pouted and said: "You don't chase the drama yourself, that's because someone else has changed it, and you have added a complete heroine's emotional line..."
"Let's continue to watch, it's not obvious, it's just that I'm too sensitive, and Brother Qing is also kind."
After Zhang Yameng finished speaking, he looked at Yan Qing deeply, and silently thought in his heart: "Deep-rooted colored glasses, take your time, a little change is a good thing..."
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"Come on."
Suo Leixing patted Bao Hang on the shoulder, and continued to lead Li Na inside, and at the end of the aisle of the dining table stood a white and chubby middle-aged man with glasses.
"Liu Mingren, a native of Zhuxian Town, but he has never liked it very much, he is almost forty years old, and he wants to go out and break through again, but his mother does not agree."
"My mother is a lot older, and she tells me all day long that Emperor Huhua doesn't believe in tears, but all I want to go to is Zhengcheng."
The middle-aged man took off his glasses, covered his eyes and cried.
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Post-subtitle supplement: Middle-aged Ma Baonan - Guest actor: Liu Mingren - Chief director of "Talent Co., Ltd."
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Soleixing wanted to continue to show his omniscience and omnipotence in Zhu Xianzhen, but Li Na stared at him with suspicion.
"You're not going to collude with them and tease me again, are you?"
Some were shocked by what Soleixing was doing, but in a blink of an eye, Lina thought of another possibility.
A trace of sadness flashed in Soleixing's eyes, but he spread his hands in the shape of a stick: "No, it's just that as I said, I became an immortal, I am everywhere, and I have been by their side long enough, so I know everything about them." ”
"You just keep making it up, come with me... And what about him?"
Lina became interested, reached out and grabbed Soleixing, and pulled him to the other side of the hallway of the restaurant, standing in front of a man with a young hairline, she playfully observed the expressions of the two.
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Post-subtitles: Wang, guest actor Mo Ran - the head of the photography team of "Talent Co., Ltd."
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No longer pinching his fingers and pretending, Soleixing came easily: "Wang, don't think he is a lot older, in fact, he is only twenty-six this year, and his profession is an online writer in the Reading Group, so you know..."
Wang's face was cloudy: "Actually, our line of work is not so hard, you demonize it too much, and it is very easy to write novels, that is... Some of my heads are cold..."
Li Na's gaze wandered suspiciously between Suo Leixing and Wang.
She thought about it, took the initiative to lead Suo Lei Xing and continued to walk forward, and gestured with her eyes to a girl wearing a cheongsam in the booth area by the window of the tea restaurant.
"That's... What about this girl? ”