Chapter 31: Things Get Funny
Manager Yang is at a loss now.
The ghost children who are usually very docile, how can they suddenly rush out like crazy today.
He would patrol the haunted house every day, observing that they had eaten the spirits of mortals and had a satisfied expression.
It's so cute to be silly.
But I never saw them speak.
Never before have they moved so quickly and ferociously.
Today's rotation was intended to bring them back to the low rest.
There is a new companion to take over, which should be a happy thing.
Two happy things should be very happy when they are superimposed, but why did it become like this?
Is it the degradation of morality, or the distortion of human nature?
Manager Yang didn't have the energy to think about it anymore.
He dances with ghosts on weekdays, but today he is afraid that his ghost son is coming.
He kicked his legs and shrunk into the corner, his eyes wide as he watched the changes in the background.
Li Gongli and her little black fell into a bitter battle, and Miss Xi Anyu's divine envoy was seriously injured by the flight and couldn't get up in a short time.
And Xi Anyu is being besieged by ghosts.
Manager Yang has spiritual vision, has seen a lot of gods and ghosts, and knows how to distinguish between strength and weakness.
Although Xi Anyu is a god, he seems to be a little too weak, just like a psychic who has just been psychic and has the divine power of a spark.
This bit of divine power is not used to save lives, it is the bait and food of ghosts!
No wonder the ghosts who rushed out all rushed to Xi Anyu first - food, of course, must start with the most delicious food.
Over there, Ligong Li saw that Xi Anyu had no way to escape, and screamed to fight her way out of the encirclement to save him.
Here, Hua Shan Qian, who fell to the ground, lifted her deformed face and struggled to get up.
Manager Yang plucked the cold in his heart.
If a god falls here, and an oracle and an onmyoji are injured, then his haunted house will be banned.
That's half his life's work!
Hard-working business should be foolproof, why did it become like this?
Cuihua, the giraffe-necked ghost opened its mouth, its mouth so big that it could fit a watermelon, bent its neck, and bit down on Xi Anyu's head.
It is almost conceivable that Xi Anyu's head is gnawed off.
Xiaoli, the ghost who was swimming like a fish on the ground, tore at Xi Anyu's legs, as if to tear him apart.
Ah Hua, a ghost with a face and a head up, grabbed his hand and opened his bloody mouth.
A tragic scene is about to happen, but Manager Yang still maintains a "hey, hey, hey" smile on his face.
I laughed so much that I couldn't change it.
However......
He didn't hear the screams.
The tense air also seemed to be relaxed.
Cuihua did bite Xi Anyu's head, but it was like gnawing a stone, and a big mouth was stuck on Xi Anyu's head, and she couldn't gnaw it anymore.
Xiaoli bit Xi Anyu's leg and tore it hard, but she didn't move.
Ah Hua hugged Xi Anyu's hand and pulled it out, no matter how immature she tried, it was in vain.
Xi Anyu held his mobile phone and looked left and right at the three ghosts wrapped around his body, with an inexplicable expression.
This scene, which should have been a terrifying scene, has become a little funny.
Manager Yang froze.
Reigong Li was also stunned, and forgot to throw out the stack of charms that she pulled out of her chest to activate.
But Hua Shanqian seemed to be used to it, she stood up, rubbed her broken face, and muttered: "Lord God, this ghost is so strong......"
Xi Anyu: "It's okay. ”
Hanayama Akane rubbed the nosebleeds that flowed out, put on a fighting posture, and warned the three ghosts who were pestering Xi Anyu: "Phew! Those three ghosts! Hurry up and leave my house, or I'm welcome! ”
Although the girl's face was terrible, it seemed that she could see the expression of jealousy.
"No, no, no, Ace, you stop first." However, Xi Anyu stopped her and asked Manager Yang with a ghost: "Manager Yang." ”
"Huh?" Manager Yang shuddered and hurriedly stepped forward, "You, what do you command?" ”
Manager Yang was honestly afraid. Originally, Xi Anyu was the title of his peers, but now it has been directly changed to "you".
"What's wrong with you?" Xi Anyu raised his hand and pointed at the ghost on his body and asked, "What's the matter with them pestering me, do they do business like this every day?" ”
Originally, Xi Anyu felt that something was abnormal, but looking at the unchanged sinister smile on Manager Yang's face, he felt that everything should still be under control.
Manager Yang: "Uh......"
A drop of sweat oozed from Manager Yang's sideburns: "Also...... That's not how it's business. ”
"Then can you get them out of me, I'm going to be a little bothered by them like this." Xi Anyu was very troubled, and then pointed at Hua Shan Qian and said: "It's not just me, you see my family's Aqian, just now subconsciously went to block them, and they all fell like this." ”
Manager Yang followed Xi Anyu's finger and looked at Hua Shan Qian, and saw that the girl who was as bright as a flower just now was now broken, her face was swollen, her nose was crooked, and she wiped the blood on her face.
What a good girl, because of his negligence, became like this?
Yang Manager Waterfall Khan: "I, I will compensate for the medical expenses." ”
"Ah, you don't need to pay for the medical bills, Assie often does this." Unexpectedly, Xi Anyu waved his hand and refused, "Just now, because Axi was careless, just give her some tea." ”
"Drink...... Drink tea? Manager Yang wiped his sweat.
I saw that Hua Shanqian, who sensed that the crisis was over, took out the thermos cup from the backpack behind her, unscrewed the lid, and poured the tea inside into her mouth with a bang.
In just two breaths, the wound on her face recovered at a speed visible to the naked eye.
It was like a pair of hands kneading her face.
Manager Yang swallowed his saliva "grunt".
The emerald flower on Xi Anyu's head is trying to bite her head.
Ah Hua on his hand was pulling his hand hard.
Xiaoli at his feet was hugging his thighs.
Renomiya and her little black were fighting with the other three ghosts, the sound of their bodies moving and the sound of the spell burning cheering and hula.
Finally, Ligong Li couldn't help but be angry with this atmosphere: "Xi Anyu! These ghosts have gone berserk! Hurry up and get rid of them! Don't talk nonsense! ”
"Huh?" Xi Anyu tilted his head: "Why did you go berserk, aren't you doing it?" You're so cool with these charms. ”
Because Manager Yang looked very calm, in Xi Anyu's opinion, Li Gongli was suppressing these ghosts and sent them to the basement to be locked up later.
The green tendons on Ligongli's head exploded.
She has made great efforts to deal with two spirited ghosts by herself.
The spell on her chest was almost exhausted, and she knew that she couldn't fight two ghosts, and her plan was to hold them off and run away.
However, now I found out that Xi Anyu didn't need her to drag these ghosts at all.
God knows what Xi Anyu is, it seems that his divine power is very small, but these ghosts with very high cultivation and even spiritual wisdom can't help him at all.
Li Gongli felt that she was simply a sand sculpture.
Wasting so many spells and effort, Shiro helped.
And Xi Anyu still thinks that these ghosts are in business?
There must be something wrong with this god's brain.
She spat out a fragrant mouth: "Beep-beep, beep-beep——,beep——! ”
"These ghosts are out of control, hurry up and destroy them, don't give me nonsense here!" She yelled.