Chapter 404: I Want to Go Back, I Hate to Go Back

There are no tigers in the mountains, and the monkeys are kings.

Although this sentence is suspected of belittling the monkey, it can also be deduced from another sentence, "There must be a Lich King".

Well, remove the word "witch", and it's basically correct.

According to my observations, the most important things for a demon king are strength, reputation, and territory, and finally a group of subordinates.

Have strength, in order to stand out in the same kind of monsters, have enough reputation, will be respected as the demon king, with the territory, you can call yourself "I am the king of a certain mountain and a certain cave", as for the little demons, in addition to putting on a show to do chores, at most there is a use for waving the flag and shouting 666, not only stabbing Lou Zi from time to time, but as long as the demon king is defeated, the tree will immediately fall and scatter.

In the days when Yuan Hong ran away from the corpse, the macaque king who changed into the appearance of a white ape took advantage of the heavenly court to send troops to attack the lion camel king, and led a group of demon kings and demon soldiers to almost directly unify Dongsheng Shenzhou, well, at least the unity of the demon world.

First of all, the territory of the Giant Toad King and the Centipede King, these two demon kings and their subordinates were hit hard when they fought against the Heavenly Court Water Army, I don't know whether it was to avoid further pursuit by the Heavenly Court or to avoid being merged by other demon kings, they disappeared directly after the war, and it is said that they even left the Dongsheng Divine Continent to the west, so the territory they left and the remnants of their subordinates were naturally laughed at by the Macaque King.

The second is the Peng Demon King whose territory is close to them, he is Kunpeng, he has just arrived in Dongsheng Shenzhou, he belongs to the demon king who has the strength and reputation and the territory, but there is no demon king under his command, and even if it is the territory, it is only that the other demons are afraid of his strength to hit the water for three thousand miles and avoid the vacancy, the macaque king and a group of demon kings are still discussing whether to fight over when they come to the border of his territory, he has already come over by himself and said that he wants to join, but he claims that he is waiting for the Kun again, and does not intend to exercise his power or fulfill his obligations.

Then there is the king of the giant python, this is a strange python with a fiery red body, the power is infinite, the sword can not be injured, entrenched in a continuous mountain range with many persimmon trees growing, it seems that it can not be transformed, so it can not negotiate with it conditions, all kinds of snake demons around are just admiring it, but he can not recognize and shelter, the macaque king will all the snake demons after arresting, have to ignore the giant python king, and insert signs on the roads into the mountain, on the book: "snakes infested, do not eat persimmons." ”

In the end, the scorpion king who killed Yuan Hong, his subordinates are all poisonous insects, spiders and ants, entrenched in the ground everywhere, which is unguardable, and she herself is driving a strange ox cart, which will bring blazing white flames when it collides.

As I looked at the red-haired, squinted, and scorpion-wielding scorpion spirit who would say "I'm sad" when she opened her mouth, the word "Najika infected by 'MonkeyKiller'" came to her head.

Awesome.

I don't know where the Giant Toad King and the Centipede King have gone, but they must have such a prefix on their names.

While thinking about it, I prompted my sister to speak up.

[Hint: 'Patient Zero' is resurrected, and 'Orangutan Flu' is being reconnected.] 】

It turns out that the monkey is WIFI!

I complained as I switched to the monitoring position attached to the prompt, and roughly speaking, it was a woodland not too far from the battlefield.

Squeak Squeak –

Although the weather was clear, countless incandescent white, blue, and fiery red lightning lights appeared out of thin air and converged here, quickly forming a thunderbolt ball composed entirely of three-colored lightning.

The thunderball spun in place for a moment, and when there was no longer any electric light converging, it suddenly retracted and released, and with a bang, the thunder exploded, completely shattering the surrounding trees, forming a ball-shaped concave glade.

After the thunder dissipated, a white ape appeared in the middle of the depression with a short stick in each hand, kneeling on one knee.

How does the Terminator appear...... However, the monkey itself has hair, and even if the iron armor is gone, it is not a big deal.

I watched Yuan Hong stand up, then move his limbs, then scratch his head and mutter, "Jizo Bodhisattva is really stingy." ”

It doesn't sound like it's been a mess in the underworld, but since even Jizo Bodhisattva has seen it, it must have caused a lot of turmoil below.

Boom Boom - Yuan Hong was in a daze, when he saw the scorpion spirit driving the "Xihe Golden Car" all the way over.

"The Monkey King over there is really a fake," the scorpion spirit said to Yuan Hong from afar: "You have worked hard to return to the yang, but I have to beat you down again, it is really very sad." ”

Before the words fell, the golden car had already galloped in front of Yuan Hong, and it hit it with a bang.

"Ah, I'm sorry, in fact, I'm also very sad," Yuan Hong, who was unharmed in front of the car, raised his hand and grabbed the monkey's head: "The King of the Earth said that I was listed as an undesirable person in the underworld, and unless the Five Elements and Three Realms were destroyed, I don't want to go to the underworld again." ”

"This can't ......" The scorpion spirit urged the ox cart as if it wanted to crash Yuan Hong away, but the cart was full of hooves, but it couldn't take a step forward.

"Then the Jizo Bodhisattva gave me a pair of eyes that could distinguish the names of others, and said that he had taken away a thirty-fifth of my life that I would never care about, but he refused to say how much it was, is it three hundred and fifty years?" Yuan Hong continued to talk to himself, looking up at the scorpion spirit and the ox cart: "'Najika' and 'Prison Cow'? What are these strange names? ”

The scorpion spirit was taken aback, and pulled up the reins again to turn the head of the car and jump away, Yuan Hong picked up the stick and fell, first smashed the ox cart crossbar with the yellow stick, and then used the red stick to ignite the reins that bound the "ox".

The prison cow directly showed its original form and tried to bite the scorpion spirit driving back, but she abandoned the car and fled very alertly.

The dragon beast looked at Yuan Hong and seemed to want to say something, but at this time, the macaque king, the lemur king, and the bull demon king had already arrived, so it kept silent and broke through the air.

"Great white! I knew you were going to be fine! The macaque king lifted the change in mid-air, and shouted from afar: "Come back and be your monkey king, this is really boring!" ”

"His name is really 'Xiaoqiang'......" Yuan Hong looked up at the group of demon kings who rushed over, and muttered to himself.

"Ape Demon King," after the greetings of the demon kings, the Iron Fan Princess walked out with the Bull Demon King: "We have been in the lower realm for a long time, it's time to go back to Heaven, since you have unified Dongsheng Shenzhou, it is a matter of time before you are recruited by Heaven to be crowned an official, maybe there will be a chance to meet in the future." ”

"The rules of heaven are not strict, as long as you don't directly raise the flag against the sky, or kill and injure mortals in large numbers, or build a country like the Lion Camel King, the Jade Emperor will not send a heavenly army to arrest you." The Bull Demon King added.

"These two things are not in a hurry for a day or two," the lemur king said: "Let's go back to Huaguo Mountain to set up a flowing water seat, wash the dust for the return of the king, celebrate the unification of the seventy-two cave demon kings of Dongsheng Shenzhou, and by the way, also see off the Bull Demon King and the Demon King." ”

β€”β€”Year 6β€”β€”

South China Sea, Luojia Mountain.

When Sai Tai Sui drove the vehicle and landed outside the Purple Bamboo Forest, the black bear spirit that pulled the car immediately rolled over and appeared in human form, and rushed into the Purple Bamboo Forest without looking back.

"Hey, willing to gamble and lose, you still have hundreds of years of cars to pull." Sai Tai Sui shouted, but it made the black bear run faster.

"Golden Retriever, no, Tai Sui, Tai Sui." The nine lions were tied so strong that they couldn't bite the rope with any mouth, so they had to talk to the golden retriever: "This time it's the green lion who leads, I just sent him a nail rake, it's too rude to see the Bodhisattva like this." ”

"Makes sense." Sai Tai Sui nodded, and then untied the rope on the green lion's body, and instead reinforced the nine lions again, leaving him dumbfounded.

"Hehe," the green lion walked around to the nine lions and said, "I belong to the four great bodhisattva mounts with the white elephant, the golden retriever, and Di Ting, and it is not good for each other to tear their faces. ”

"But, damn it......" The nine lions struggled twice, and found that they could not break free at all.

"Hmph, who asked you to grab the throne of this king last time." Leo scoffed.

"You!" "Shut up!"

The green lion and the nine lions were about to quarrel, and the golden retriever suddenly shouted.

As soon as the two lions shut up, they saw Hui'an Walker walk out of the forest, glanced at them, and said, "The Bodhisattva is waiting in the goldfish pond, you and the others will all change back to their original forms and come with me." ”

The red-haired man nodded, and turned into a behemoth golden retriever beast that looked like a lion and not a lion, like a dog but not a dog, and was twice as large as the green lion next to him.

"Hahaha!" The nine lions laughed: "Is this 'bad' to tear your face?" I'm afraid I don't dare. ”

"Don't make noise! Don't be surprised! The Hui'an walker picked up the iron rod and knocked five of the nine lions' heads unconscious, leaving the remaining four unspeakable, and when they looked at the green lions and the golden retriever, their lion faces showed him a playful smile of "I told you to shut up".

You are a frequent visitor to Luojia Mountain, so you naturally know that this walker has a violent temper, and my master saves suffering Tianzun because of the overlapping functions of Guanyin Bodhisattva, and has little contact, how can he know about it? The nine lions stared at each other, but did not dare to speak again.

Hui'an walker lifted the nine lions, and took the green lion and the golden retriever through the purple bamboo forest to the lotus pond to see the Bodhisattva.

When the nine lions raised their eyes, the Bodhisattva did not sit on the lotus platform, but watched the fish from the side of the lotus pond, where a golden carp was flicking its tail, jumping, and swimming among the lotus leaves to play.

That guy is not a carp at all! The nine lions forgot for a moment that they had just been taught, and shouted, "Vana Golden Dragon! What goldfish do you pretend! ”

Bang, Hui'an walker picked up the iron rod and knocked the lion's remaining head unconscious: "Don't make noise!" ”

"But that fish is really not a goldfish...... "The last head of the nine lions made a final protest.

"Even you can see that you think the Bodhisattva will not know?" Hui'an Walker didn't knock it unconscious with a stick this time, but just said disdainfully.

The goldfish seemed to be frightened, and with a flick of its tail, it sank directly to the bottom of the pool, and Guanyin Bodhisattva also turned his face to look at the nine lions.

The green lion and the golden retriever stood obediently, motionless, and the Bodhisattva swept his gaze over them one by one, and then bowed his head slightly:

"I see."