——Gods——

Meishan.

How do you make a formal meeting ridiculous?

Just two sentences.

"Under Dai Li, I came to greet the four fairies on the order of the king of my family."

"Ahh

There was a moment of silence.

"Spit it out! Princess! Our Lady of the Turtle Spirit hurried back and pinched the gluttonous little round face to stop her from swallowing: "Eating a fool will make you sick!" ”

"Moo! Hand over Commander Dai! There were also some white bulls who couldn't stand steadily, and they opened their mouths and spit out a yellow orb and hit the turtle spirit in the back.

Boom ——!

In the next moment, at some point, a pair of daggers appeared on the other side of the orb, and the orb itself silently turned into fine powder as if weathered, and then disappeared.

"Is that a weak-looking broken bead a magic weapon?" Han Qi threw the dagger freely, pinned them back to his waist with a backhand along the trajectory, and then turned his face to Bai Niu and asked.

Woo poof-the pinched gluttony puffed up her face unhappily, and then opened her mouth to the side, and Dai Li, the earth dog who had disappeared inexplicably, flew out of the black hole in her mouth, bounced a few times and hit the white cow before stopping, the whole dog seemed to have been burned by fire, and the smell of burning between the hairs was emanated.

"Hmm...... No," Bai Niu, who originally wanted to say something, looked at the miserable earth dog under his feet, and shook his head again and again: "That's just an ordinary bezoar." ”

"Whew! Woof! Dai Li jumped up, arched his back and raised his tail: "Who attacked this commander?!" ”

These few rabbits have risen and fallen, and Qi Qi hasn't even figured out how to act, and it's already over at the beginning.

"You're not going to take us to your king?" The silver-haired girl asked as she shook the long strands of hair on top of her head and pretended not to see anything.

"When I find the guy who first packed me up in a bag and then lit a fire—" Dai Li arched his back and began to sniff around, approaching the gluttony under everyone's gaze.

Because she couldn't open her mouth because she was pinched by the turtle spirit, the girl in the pink skirt raised her finger aggrievedly: "It has no human characteristics at all." ”

Dai Li looked up and blinked, as if he didn't understand the meaning of the sentence.

"Can the two of you transform into the form of a 'Born Dao Body', and then talk about it?" Qi Qi raised his hand and summoned a stream of water to wash Dai Li's charred hair.

Snoring~ The white buffalo, who watched the whole process, did not hesitate to change, to the surprise of the girls, although his body was huge and strong, the human form was a handsome young man in white with a folding fan in his hand.

"Xiaosheng 'Jin Dasheng', nicknamed 'Bull Demon', I have seen all the girls, my king is invited, and he will come with Xiaosheng." The boy gracefully led the way sideways—though the name and nickname didn't match the image.

"What? Not looking for it? As a result of being doused with water, Dai Li lost the clue of the smell, and his trembling body turned into a human form.

His human form was that of a powerful and muscular young man, dressed in bright red light armor, with a pair of short sticks pinned to his waist, a resolute face, short hair, and a mustache on his chin, and the whole person looked a little - not very intelligent.

"The task assigned by the king is the first," Jin Dasheng replied, "If you want to find it, stay it." ”

"Oh, well, well, I'll talk about it first." Dai Li scratched his head as he followed.

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Meishan, Water Curtain Cave.

Originating in the depths of Mt. Mei, the water twists and turns, but somewhere it was artificially forced to make a bend and flow down from the top of an artificially dug cliff, forming a rather spectacular waterfall.

The waterfall converges into a deep pool, and the water surface of the waterhole has an iron plate bridge that slopes upward, leading to the back of the waterfall that is covered by the water flow, it is also a stone cave dug artificially, and there is a stone tablet at the entrance of this stone cave, and there are three big characters of "water curtain hole" written on it.

When the girls invited to the guests saw this stone tablet, their expressions were different for a while, and the turtle spirit first asked, "This 'water curtain' was forcibly created by you, right?" Is that really a good name? ”

"King Yuan Hong is going to do this, what can I do?" Dai Li had completely forgotten to look for the man who had "cleaned him up", and explained competently: "After the king made this hole, he asked me how I felt, and I said, 'It's quite trendy,' and the king nodded his head, but after a moment he suddenly beat me with a stick. ”

"......" The turtle spirit was silent for a moment, and then said: "When you explain the scenery along the way, every time you will end with 'beaten by the king', could it be that your king is very irritable and aggressive?" ”

"Uh......" Dai Li blinked, not knowing how to respond for a while, Jin Dasheng on the side simply looked at the sky.

"Hahaha!" A slightly sharp man's voice sounded, and when everyone watched, as the water in the pool rolled, an unusually huge white snake surfaced, and he spit out the letter and said: "The king is not aggressive, the real evil demons and demons are all beaten to death with a stick, and they have been beaten repeatedly but have not died, this stupid dog is the only one." ”

"Mouthy!" Dai Li reprimanded, and said to the girls: "This is Chang Hao, the white snake spirit, who has recently obtained a method of turning into a dragon, but he can't make up his mind to cultivate because it will turn black, and he is quite indecisive. ”

"Hmph-when I turn a snake into a snake, I will look good with you." Chang Hao didn't mean to turn into a human form and appear to see each other, spitting bubbles and sinking back into the pool.

After that, Jin Dasheng also said goodbye and left, only Dai Li led them into the Water Curtain Cave.

The cave is an unusually large space, built with many roofless houses that imitate the human race, and most of the furniture is carved from stone, and there are many monkeys of different varieties and shapes.

In the end, on a throne that was nothing special, but deliberately heightened, the four murderers met the white ape Yuan Hong, who had a monkey face that could be called "handsome" even by the standards of the human race.

Perhaps because his body size was originally similar to that of the human race, Yuan Hong did not take on a human form, but was wearing a purple gold chain mail in the body of a monkey, with a pair of long feathers on the red gold crown raised high, and was sitting lazily on the throne, playing with the strange iron rod with golden hoops at both ends in his hand.

"My lord, the guests have been brought." Dai Li bowed to Yuan Hong.

——？？？ ——

Sniff – sniff –

Gluttony looked at the iron rod, shrugged his little nose, and said, "Don't you smell of Zhoushan?" ”

Qi Qi showed a rare expression of consternation, and Han Qi looked at this and that, feeling quite novel.

"I don't know ......," Our Lady of the Turtle Spirit stepped forward and tried to talk.

"I will only say this once, I will not repeat it, I will not explain, and I will not admit that I have said it," Yuan Hong interrupted the words of the turtle spirit, a golden light flashed in his eyes, and after sweeping from the girls, he raised his hand and pointed towards Tao Tao, Qi Qi and Han Qi in turn: "You only need to change your names respectively: [Our Lady of Fire Spirit], [Our Lady of Golden Light] and [Our Lady of Wudang], and live here for some time, and you will have the opportunity to find trouble for the old man." ”

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"My lord, the guests have been brought." Dai Li bowed to Yuan Hong.

"I know, go and arrange a place for them to live, these little girls are going to live here for a while," Yuan Hong played an iron rod: "Good student hospitality, if anyone comes to complain to the teacher, the teacher will beat you to death with a stick to clean the door." ”