On a stone cliff on the coast of the East China Sea, Mei Si'an was quietly watching his other self in the distance fighting with Lao Jiao.

Haoyue was rolling in the sky, and I saw her treading the waves chasing the thousand-year-old Jiao that had already been scarred. The woman slashed with her sword, and the sky darkened, as if all the bright moon was condensed on her sword blade at that moment, and after the white light flickered, the head of the old Jiao who wanted to fly into the air was cut off by her sword and fell into the East China Sea, and the sky and the earth were clear and the sea returned to calm.

In the thatched cottage on the west side of the stone cliff, the third Mei Si'an yawned, and the woman looked boredly at the indecisive old Dao Yun Zhenren.

This is a rickety old man with a mouth full of yellow teeth, a yellow robe that seems to have not been washed for hundreds of years, and fluffy hair, and the gentleman Tan Wensong who appeared in the school in Taiwang Mountain on their side is in stark contrast.

"Don't cast yet?" The middle-aged Confucian who had just traveled thousands of miles quipped: "Old Daoist, your chess skills are as bad as your temper. ”

"No more! No more! Lao Dao scolded and slapped the chess pieces on the chessboard, "The two of you, one beheaded me Xiaojiao and the other remembered the mistakes of my disciples, both of them are bad and poor, and sure enough, none of them are good things." ”

Outside the door, the other two Mei Si'an floated into the hut like the wind, and they gently submerged into the body of Mei Si'an, who was sitting on a bamboo chair playing chess.

"The old man doesn't seem to be convinced, huh?" The woman looked at the old man with a smile and raised her eyebrows, "Otherwise, let's have another martial arts fight, and the winner will get another item from the loser, anyway, with Mr. Tan as a witness, the little woman will never cheat." ”

"I'm going to do it!" The old man was even more angry, and as soon as he grabbed it out of thin air, a golden Wuyue crown appeared in his hand. "Your master's eyeballs are on the **? Xiao Jingbo, you can find a random place for Lao Tzu to face the wall for ten years, and the rest of the little bastards had better roll up the futon and roll down the mountain, or let the other turtles and grandchildren occupy the Taiwang Mountain, or let the monsters sleep It has nothing to do with you. ”

Yun Zhen Zhenren's words were said to the Taiyi Sect people thousands of miles away, and his words were undoubtedly a bolt from the blue to those Taoist priests who lived under the door, but the old Taoist didn't care about these at all, and just threw the Wuyue Crown grabbed from Xiao Jingbo's head to Mei Si'an.

"Poor Dao can't beat you," Lao Dao blew his beard and glared, "Who doesn't know that you are the goddess of the heavenly guidance hall, the proud disciple of the beggar, it's just ah......" He thought of this, and suddenly couldn't help laughing, fanning his big sleeves back and forth like a naughty boy.

"What kind of adventurer do you like, little Nizi! You really have a unique taste, a lot of uniqueness! ”

"What day and night, see this beloved? Zixi, what is such a beloved? The middle-aged Confucian shook his head and joked.

"Phew!" was mentioned to her sweetheart, Mei Si'an rarely made a daughter's posture and snorted at them, "What's wrong with pursuing the person you like? Isn't it like those guys in the sky who are sleeping and napping? ”

"Aren't you the one in the sky?" The middle-aged Confucian asked.

"No, now the deity has been sent to the mortal world." The woman replied.

"It's not necessarily a bad thing," Yun Zhen Zhenren returned to his normal demeanor and said, "Your husband and your master are gone, and the old man in my family probably won't be able to walk a few steps!" What's wrong with this world now? Lao Dao squinted his eyes and sighed, "Is there a drunken nerd, I am so worried that I want to drink." ”

"I didn't bring it, scholars don't drink much," Tan Wensong said angrily: "Under this cliff is the East China Sea, if you want to drink, go and drink the East China Sea to relieve your sorrows!" ”

"Do you think you don't dare?" Yun Zhen Zhen shouted and then deflated, "How fierce is the world of great controversy, and how bitter the creatures in the world are!" ”

"Heaven and earth are a game of chess, and all beings are sons. This son is fighting again, and who suffers and who gains? Mei Si'an picked up the chess pieces on the chessboard one by one into the chess jar, "I have to go to the ends of the earth, and I have to ask the two of you for this matter." ”

At the end of the sky, there is a water curtain at the corner of the sea, which reaches the endless sea of Cangsheng Lake and descends. The name of this scene is 'The Long Curtain of the Next World', and many god-level NPCs who have cultivated to the top of the sky also call it the 'Long Tomb of the Next World', because there are too many people who have died in other places here. Beyond the long curtain is the home of the demons who are in the chaos of the void. Gamers born on the two continents of China, given them ten years of hard work to improve their level and equipment, can only be a weak child in front of those powerful bosses.

It was a place of great evil, but neither the old Taoist nor the Confucian priests dissuaded the woman from going, because they were all about to follow in the footsteps. If the world of Huaxia wants to be bright and the living beings want to live a peaceful life, someone must always make sacrifices, and these NPCs are unrighteous and have no hesitation, do they still expect the adventurers here in the game to rise to the challenge?

"I can't do that thing of borrowing flowers and offering Buddha," Mei Si'an rubbed the Jiao Dan in his hand and then threw it back to Yunlu Zhenren along with the Wuyue Crown, "If you meet that adventurer one day and give him these two things if you can, Xiao Lao Zhenren, I don't think you will disagree with him, right?" ”

"Why didn't you give it to him yourself?" Yun Zhen said disrespectfully, "Then people will owe you a big cause, and then this is the result!" He might have to pay it back by himself! ”

"Real people are cultivators, don't come to the Buddhist family of karma cycle of words," Tan Wensong said: "The saint is not benevolent, and the people are used as dogs." That's what your Taoists say, right? If the worldly disputes have to be arranged by the gods in the world, it will be a violation of the rules set by the saints in heaven and earth. A swarm of ants lined up under a tree dragging a big green worm, and you fanned them open with your sleeve, which is ultimately destroying the order of people. It is better for the dynasties of the kingdoms to divide their territories and divide their lands; The market is fighting for power and profit; None of that should be something we can do to meddle. ”

"You read a lot, you talk a lot, and you can't talk about you." Lao Zhenren put Wuyue Crown and Jiao Dan into his Taoist robe, and said painfully: "To fight in the world is to break the rules, so it is natural for the poor Dao to give things to her old friend?" And the point is that these two things were cut from myself. ”

"Who told your little Jiao to be okay and make waves, and who told your disciples and grandchildren that they couldn't bear to practice?" Tan Wensong grinned, "Goddess Mei is eliminating evil for you, and she is demeriting for you, old Taoist, you can observe your Tao with peace of mind, and you don't need to thank us." ”

Mei Si'an smiled and stood up, and the woman looked at the bloody Optimus Sword that lay beside her.

"Xiao Zhenren can say that these things were given to him by you, of course, these were originally yours but accidentally lost to me - Si'an has to go, Xiao Zhenren, Mr. Tan, let's meet next time!" Mei Si'an hugged his fists and said goodbye to the two.

"Little Nizi, take care!" The old Taoist made a mockery.

"Goddess Mei has a safe journey!" The gentleman of the school bowed his hand.

She floated out of the thatched house with a light on her feet, and then her body suddenly accelerated, and she flew over the sea like a white gull in white, and beside her was the long sword that had followed Mei Si'an for many years. The bright moon in the sky seems to be the eyes of his sweetheart, and the moonlight falls on her body, even if she goes to the ends of the earth, he can gently look at her and hug her.

"Qingqing Zijin, relax my heart. Even if I don't go, Zining won't make a sound? Qingqingzi Pei, I think about it. Even if I don't go, Zining won't come? The woman laughed at the thought of this.

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The love things in the world are always so intoxicating, I wanted to taste it, but I fell into a situation where I couldn't stop. The so-called 'scratching the boots' will only get more and more itchy, so they simply take off each other's boots and scratch again, and the scratching to the extreme will no longer itch. They still endured it after all, and didn't do the thing of 'the golden gun breaks through the Taoyuan Cave, and the elixir and jade dew meet'. Want to win but there are countless people in the world? Let's do it later! The coming day is long, and when the time comes, some will ecstasy

In the next two days, An Ran and Leng Xue mostly practiced their levels in the game with equipment, and every time it was time to eat, the two of them would cook something delicious. During this period, they drove down the mountain to the supermarket to buy some daily necessities, and then went to the game studio in Yuzhong District, watching Li Yaqing and them do what ordinary players are unwilling to do. When they quit the game, they would hold hands and go for a walk together, or watch the sunset and stars in the garden or on the rooftop, and when the passion bursts out, both of them can tacitly know that they can do that boot tickling thing with one look, some things have a second time, and there must be countless times, how difficult it is to quit. This is one of the reasons why cold snow will run to this city every holiday in the future.

Leng Xue has returned to school, she has her books to read, and when she is studying, she will always know such a group of people to taste the sweets and sorrows of life with her. In the game, the girl's game character 'Smoke Fall' has long been separated from An Ran's game character, and has embarked on the path that the shooter should take, during which she may farm monsters and level up with her brothers and sisters in the Tai'an Gang, or go on the road alone because of some kind of task, on the way, she will see some scenery, know some people, have friends and enemies like An Ran; There are good and bad ones, and then they are separated and reunited, and they tell the story in their hearts.

On the avenue, Fan Yuntian accompanied An Ran, and Xiaobai occasionally came out to walk for a while. As a gamer, there is an NPC that has become a slave and follows his own affairs, but if you want to treat Huaxia as another world to live in; Looking at the NPCs in the game as real people, An Ran felt more and more that this slave system was completely fucking bastard, and it could make a good boy and a little girl lose their freedom, which was not fair to Fan Yuntian and Xiaobai. But then again, how can the whole of Huaxia be half fair to NPCs? They themselves are some data for the entertainment of players, but because the data is no different from real people except for the physical body, the rest of the data is the same as the real person, so players will have illusions and feelings, just like An Ran, should your system be better to the 'people' that Lao Tzu cares about?

"What the hell!" Fan Yuntian fanned the wind with the leaves folded by the roadside as he walked, "It's hot to death before summer, you are comfortable, you can hide in a house in another world and blow the air conditioner." ”

The word 'air conditioner' was learned by Fan Yuntian and An Ran, and the NPC kid probably knew that it was something that could make people feel warm in winter and cool in summer, but he didn't know what air conditioning looked like, just like he didn't know what an airplane looked like.

An Ran looked at this NPC kid with beads of sweat oozing from his forehead, and he suddenly noticed that the boy seemed to have grown a little taller.

"The heart is calm and naturally cool, Fan Yuntian, you seem to have grown taller." The youth said.

"Eggs, it's not the same heat, Brother An Ran, why don't you draw me an air conditioner! In this way, I hope that Mei will quench her thirst! ”

"Here we go again," An Ran thought, "and you asked Lao Tzu to draw you an airplane a few days ago!" Does everything in Lao Tzu's world have to be painted to show you? The young man regretted telling his servants so many modern words and things.

"I'm not in the mood to rush!" An Ran said angrily.

Then the NPC kid pouted and walked very slowly, especially when he saw the dirt on the side of the road, he was like a turtle crawling again.

"Lao Tzu is really afraid of you!" An Ran really couldn't help it, rubbed his hair painfully, and then took out the bamboo stick and painted on the spot, "Look! That's air conditioning. He pointed to the rectangle on the ground with a few horizontal lines in the middle.

"What about the deceivers?" Fan Yuntian kicked the ground a few times, "Just the this kind of thing can blow the wind?" It's worse than the leaves in Lao Tzu's hands, just like the plane you painted last time, it's not as good as the paper kite in the hands of the children here, you told Lao Tzu that you can let people sit in it and go to the sky? Brother Enron, people in your world can't be a bunch of fools, right? ”

"You believe it or not." An Ran didn't bother to argue with him, got up and left.

He also had to look for clues along the way, which stemmed from a task he received in Zhangjia Village this morning, helping an elderly couple find their daughter who had gone to the town to buy medicine, and their daughter had gone to Ju'an Town, ten miles away, yesterday, but did not return overnight.

At that time, the man in the hut was lying on the bed coughing constantly, and the old woman was anxious when her daughter was gone. Since they can't get paid, no one in the village wants to help them find them, and those adventurers who are constantly born in this village just keep running around the fields, slashing and killing NPC mobs such as voles to improve their level, and even players with a slightly higher level will only choose those tasks that are more beneficial, and no one will pay attention to the begging women.

It wasn't until the woman made up her mind to go alone that she met An Ran, who was in shabby clothes at the head of the village, and this adventurer took over the task assigned by the poor NPC without any payment, because he saw her haggard face and red eyes, if the sick old man went to the town to find his daughter, it would be even worse for them if something happened to the family. Besides, the short ten-mile road to the town is not very smooth, for An Ran, it may be an upgrade to meet some bandits, tigers and leopards, but for the old woman, it is a loss of life. Fan Yuntian said that he should regard this world as a part of life, and since it is life, then he should be a good person.

There is only one pharmacy in the town, An Ran asked the old shopkeeper, yesterday afternoon the girl of the Zhang family did come here to grab medicine, but she had already left the pharmacy, why didn't the girl arrive home all night? On the way back, an ominous premonition crept into An Ran's heart.

There are forks in the road, both of which lead to Zhangjia Village. When An Ran came, he chose to take a relatively flat and open avenue, and now he needs to find the girl of the Zhang family to return to the village, so An Ran chooses the path on the left to walk against the mountain.

"The jade pendant given by the emperor Lao'er is estimated to be very valuable," Fan Yuntian had nothing to say, "Brother An Ran, let's send it." ”

An Ran didn't answer, and the handsome young man was observing his surroundings as he walked.

"If you want me to say that you are really shameless," Seeing that An Ran didn't pay attention to himself, Fan Yuntian said again: "It's not blushing at all to pat the emperor's old son's ass." ”

"Where the are you going?" An Ran finally couldn't help but sneer, "Now that you are an emperor Lao'er, how can you call the emperor Laozi when you are in the canyon?" It's not that I'm afraid that someone will cut you down. ”

Fan Yuntian Ge'er burst out laughing, "Mountain people have their own tricks," he said, "Brother An Ran, do you know?" When I was young, I read a history of barnyard officials, which said that a long time ago—probably hundreds of years—there was a thug who wandered the streets and alleys all day long, and one day he went to the capital, and by chance met the little emperor of his size, and this gangster was full of foul language but made the little emperor very happy, and finally became friends with him,! This little gangster is terrible, he enjoys endless glory and wealth, and the princes and princes all call him brothers, and then guess what? ”

The NPC kid has a smug look on his face, and he has the momentum that if you guess it, Lao Tzu will call you dad.

"Cut! Help the little emperor find his father! An Ran sneered, "Then I took seven wives who were like flowers and jade." ”

"How do you know?" Fan Yuntian was taken aback, revealing an incredulous look.

"Humph! Who the doesn't know Wei Xiaobao? This is the hero in a very famous novel "The Legend of Deer and Ding" written by Mr. Jin Yong in our world, although it is very enjoyable to watch, but it also has the meaning of satirizing the social atmosphere at that time. Hiss! How do you know this story? Went to ask Baidu again? An Ran asked suddenly.

"Lao Tzu doesn't know what Baidu you have said several times," Fan Yuntian dug his nostrils, "Anyway, this is what I saw from a book when I was bored on Nanpo, and this protagonist is also surnamed Li Bu surnamed Wei." Li Guibao really became good friends with the emperor for life, but later his grandson became the prime minister of the Heng Dynasty, that is, that Li Hongkun, in the water curtain of Qingyun Mountain, we also saw that he personally caused the decline of the Heng Dynasty. This is very different from the history of the wild. Talking to the emperor Lao Tzu like that, Lao Tzu learned it from this book. ”

"Oh?" An Ran came to ask with interest, "What do you say?" ”

"The emperor in the deep palace has listened to all the flattering good words all day long, and those civil ministers, military generals, palace maids and eunuchs are all fucking beautiful words, so that his ears will hear calluses, and his heart is already very annoying, at this time, a certain market people are saying a few vulgar words in his ear, and the emperor is very comfortable when he listens to it-Brother An Ran, do you say that this emperor is very cheap?"

"Really?" An Ran raised an eyebrow and looked at his servant, "Then you don't kneel in Lame Town, or do you call him Emperor Lao'er to try?" Let's see if he'll feel comfortable. ”

"Lao Tzu is not stupid," Fan Yuntian flicked the filth he had dug out of his nostrils, "he will definitely not be able to stand calling the emperor Lao'er." ”

"I'll tell you!" An Ran explained as he walked, "In fact, the reason why the emperor in the story likes to listen to the vulgar words of the gangsters is first of all because he is a child, even if he is an emperor, he is still a child, and children are playful and naughty by nature. This foul-mouthed thug can come up with a lot of funny ideas, which is undoubtedly a great temptation for the little emperor who is bound by rules all day long. The 'Lao Tzu' and 'fucking' little emperor in the mouth of the market gangsters have never heard of it in the palace, so it sounds like there is a natural arrogance and ruthlessness, which is very much to his appetite. But what if this emperor wasn't a child? Then I'm afraid that ten heads of this market gangster are not enough to cut off, and in Lame Town, why did we see why the emperor knelt? That's because we are an ordinary ordinary person to the emperor, and if you don't kneel when others kneel, it will provoke the emperor's prestige, and there will be no good fruit to eat, and then why can't we kneel in Hulu Gorge? That's because we did save him, and at this time, the emperor came to see us when he didn't kneel, but he didn't know how to kneel, but he always revealed his true temperament. At this time, say some harmless foul words, and the emperor will like your honest temperament. ”

"Even! Your mom is so complicated, huh? Fan Yuntian gave a thumbs up to his master and admired sincerely, "Brother An Ran, you are so amazing!" ”

"So it's naturally a good thing to like reading, but you have to think about everything and don't read from the book."

"Hmm!" Fan Yuntian nodded heavily.

But what An Ran thought in his heart was that this Huaxia system is really powerful, and using such a story as a historical background is not afraid of infringing on the copyright of the old man?

They came to the foot of a crooked-necked willow tree, and suddenly a gust of wind blew, and the long grass by the roadside shook violently.

"It's weird!" An Ran immediately took off the bamboo pole on his shoulder, and Fan Yuntian had already pulled out the two daggers on his waist.

A lean tiger sprang out of the grass at once, and did not pounce on them, just standing on the side of the road and looking at the two of them with bared teeth.

Today's An Ran and Fan Yuntian are not the original Wuxia Ameng, the jackals, tigers and leopards don't know how many they killed along the way, don't say that this thin little tiger, even the Yuexia Tiger King at the foot of Qingyun Mountain can only lie obediently in front of them.

So, Fan Yuntian held the dagger in his hand, and slowly stepped forward with a calm expression.

The tiger seemed to be a little frightened, and he roared, and his hind legs bent slightly to make a gesture to make up for the two.

The two of them ignored it and just slowly approached it.

Suddenly, the tiger turned and ran away in shock, its body swaying through the grass and the long grass again.

Fan Yuntian suddenly sped up and chased after him, and the NPC kid bent down and ran like a mad dog, his feet seemed to fly off the ground on the grass. He only ran about seven or eight zhang away before catching up with it, and then Fan Yuntian reached forward with his right hand and grabbed the tiger's tail.

"Are you going to run for Lao Tzu again?" Fan Yuntian said viciously: "Look at Uncle Fan, don't pick your skin and pull your tendons." ”

The skinny tiger struggled desperately, its hind feet kicking back and forth on the ground to no avail. Because it was pulled by Fan Yuntian's tail, it was like a car stuck in a pit at this moment.

"Uncle spare his life!" A childish voice rang out.

"What?" Fan Yuntian was directly confused.

"Uncle spare your life! The little ones don't dare to scare you anymore! ”

Only then did the NPC kid finally hear clearly, it was this tiger who spoke.

"Fuck!" Fan Yuntian was taken aback and shouted: "Brother An Ran, this beast can actually speak!" ”

"So weird?" An Ran, who was walking behind him, came and quickened his pace with interest.

Fan Yuntian grabbed the tiger's tail with both hands and lifted it up, and the tiger that was hundreds of catties full of hundreds of catties was thrown over the shoulder by him, and the tiger was thrown in front of An Ran with a plop.

It let out a wow sound in pain, but it didn't care so much, because it didn't get caught by the tail anymore, it got up and ran, and then just a few steps later, its head hit the young man's knee hard, and the tiger's eyes appeared in its original form.

Where is this scary tiger? It was clearly a little boy in red with a tiger head hat on his head, sitting on the ground and crying.