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A splendid world wrapped in white light.

Under the soles of your feet, the ground is soft, like clouds.

Here it is...... Paradise?

I aimlessly pushed aside the mist of light in front of me, and then I saw the half of the sword that was stuck in the void clouds.

Naturally, he beckoned and said hello to the other party.

"It's rare, this time I didn't make a fool of myself, and I appeared directly, my dear salted fish sword."

"Don't pretend to be familiar, and give me a strange name if nothing happened."

I couldn't hear the neutral voices of men and women, and I seemed to be calmly complaining like a sharp gaze at myself.

"It's a pity, because I haven't appeared for too long, and it's a matter of course that the audience forgets the name of jì, the world of artists is so cruel, as long as you haven't been on the stage for more than a year, the hot name will become "What kind of artist with the lower body is XXX" instead."

I felt that as the only friend of this hidden sword, I had to tell it about the cruelty of reality.

"How many times do you have to say I'm not an artist!!" The other party couldn't help but roar.

"Yes, yes, I see."

Glanced at it. Imagining suddenly stepping forward and pulling it up, revealing a salted fish tail underneath, I turned away. With his back to the "poof".

"You bastard, it's clearly not right, what kind of rude imagination are you doing in your head! Apologize to me. Kneel for me!! Salted Fish Sword yelled unrelentingly.

What a wayward guy, okay, let's change the subject.

"Salted Fish ......"

"Averia, it's Averia!!"

"Well, Salted Avrina ......"

"You're deliberately making me angry, right, sue you, it's terrible for me to get angry......"

It seems to verify its words at a glance, the originally calm white world. Suddenly, there was a gust of cloudy wind, and the black tornado came out of nothing, turning this place into a land ravaged by disaster, and the soft cloud-like ground under his feet also turned into a sea of roaring black waves.

"Wait, it's Avrina, Avrina, right? I remember. I hurriedly said for mercy.

"It's still the wrong name...... But that's fine. ”

The strange scene just now disappeared all of a sudden, and it turned back into the original white hazy world.

This guy ...... It seems to be quite easy to satisfy.

I muttered to myself that I had resisted calling her Avrina in the past, but when I gave it the nickname of the Salted Fish Sword, I was immediately content with the name Avrina.

What is the IQ of monkeys......

"I always feel like you're thinking about something rude." Avrina glared at her with extra sensitivity.

"You're just delusional. Ahem, what's the matter, what's the matter with summoning me, didn't you say last time that you won't call me again until I reach the world power realm? ”

Obviously, the last time I fought with the black dragon Elias, I didn't come out in the end, so it's a matter of course that the guy who missed the main scene was forgotten, right?

"Did I say that?" Avrina swung her sword in confusion.

"Like...... Probably...... Possible...... Perhaps, I don't remember exactly. I shrugged my shoulders.

Stupid salted fish sword, you dare to compare with Prince Ben who has a poor memory, you are tired of living.

"Forget it, it doesn't matter what this kind of thing is." Avrina seemed to try to recall for a while, and said very simply, not forgetting to put gold on her face, and added in a deep tone.

"You also know that a wise man like me, who has lived a long time, will not care about some small details."

"Can I interpret your sentence as "It's good to treat what I've said as a fart in the future?"

"I'm going to kill you with a fart!!" Avrina was furious and blurted out, screaming at the image of the disfigure.

Anyway, is it still an image?

"Calm down, calm down, pay attention to your ladylike status." I tried to soothe its anger.

"I'm not a lady, I'm just ...... Just a sword. ”

Good fellow, in the face of such anger, Avrina was able to remain calm and not fall into my language trap, worthy of my fateful rival.

By the way, I also played a cool bastard!!

"Okay, so let's change the subject, what's the matter with you bringing me here?" I think it's better to talk about business first, lest this funny artist sword, who doesn't have much better memory than me, really forget the purpose.

"Isn't it the same topic as before?"

"Really? Don't care about these small details, how about getting down to business? ”

"Damn! This bastard!! It's clear that you've been talking about it, keeping me busy coping, but now you're talking such nonsense with your eyes open! Avrina looked angry and wanted to bite the handkerchief, then suddenly calmed down and said casually.

"Actually, it's nothing......"

Me: "......"

Avrina: "......"

One person and one sword, looking at each other for a long time, silent for a long time.

"Nothing...... Just call me in? I cautiously confirmed.

"I'm happy, you can handle it?" Avrina suddenly nostrils turned to the sky, unstoppable.

"Salted Fish Sword, Salted Fish Sword, Salted Fish Sword, Salted Fish Sword, Salted ......Fish Sword, Salted Fish T

"Oh——!! Stop, you bastard, I say, I just say. Avrina screamed in pain.

"Well, my patience is limited."

"Actually, I told you before, you didn't come here because of my power. If you want to leave, you can't say anything, you can only control it after the power of the world. ”

"It seems that there is such a setting." I slapped my palms suddenly.

"So ......"

"So what?" I looked at each other stupidly.

"That's why you're here for my! I don't blame you for disturbing my purity. But the wicked are the first to sue you! "Avrina exploded, and a shockwave sent me flying.

"In other words, I can't go out if I want to." Came back with a blue nose and swollen face. I groaned bitterly.

"Exactly." Avrina said slowly.

"Go, go, go, stay away for me, don't disturb my rest."

"What kind of attitude do you have! Sue you, I've already broken through to the power of the world! Be careful that when the time comes, you will be sent into the cold palace and die alone! "I was furious.

"Oh, the power of the world?" Avrina sighed.

"I'm scared, huh."

"Just think. It's slow enough. ”

Me: "......"

This guy ...... What do you think of me, ten years to see from a rookie druid to a world powerhouse, only to get a [slow enough] evaluation.

"Come and try." It said.

"Do what?" I took a few suspicious steps forward.

"Come over again."

"Don't play any petty conspiracy." I took a few more steps.

"It's just a little bit closer."

"You guy is really verbose, how close you have to get to give an accurate ......"

The next moment, with the sound of "bumping", and the sorrowful scolding of "Sub-Olympics". Someone bounced off.

"Hahaha, stupid, you want to lie to me, you are still a hundred years early!" Avrina gloated laughter.

"What's going on?" I staggered to my feet and glared at the other person.

"It's simple. If you really reached the power of the world, you wouldn't have been bounced off just now. ”

"It's really there, bastard! I had a big fight with a strong enemy just now! ”

"Did you do it by your own strength?"

"Well...... Shall we talk about something else? I whistled as if nothing had happened.

As soon as I sat down and pouted in the most comfortable position, Avrina and I were talking nonsense, with the roars of the two of them from time to time.

This guy ...... Just now, he pretended to be arrogant and glamorous, but as soon as the topic opened, it wasn't like a young woman who was alone in an empty room, and she talked endlessly, and I didn't have much chance to interject and complain.

It didn't take long for the body to suddenly emit a faint white light and gradually become transparent.

"It's time." Avrina said.

I nodded, and stood up with a grin, slapping my ass.

"Come on, when I reach the power of the world, I will decide whether to come and talk to you poor creature depending on my mood."

", stop harassing me!" Avrina's pride was greatly challenged, and she roared.

"I'm even happier if you say that, when something strange sticks to the soles of your shoes and flattens your nest." I laughed.

"I can't think of anything more strange than your mouth!"

"We'll see."

Just when my figure had faded to only a layer of foam.

"Hey, do you remember?" Avrina suddenly asked inexplicably.

"Why do you ask like that, I feel like I've ever lost my memory." I paused slightly, looking at it in confusion.

"It's nothing, hurry up and fuck me off."

"I can't ask for it, you really think this is a golden nest and a silver nest, at best, it's just a salted fish nest."

"Bastard, don't come!"

"I'm ...... the Side"

"Get out of here!"

"You don't count."

In the midst of the quarrel, the last trace of consciousness finally dimmed......

When I opened my eyes again and turned my head to look, Linya's quiet sleeping face came into view.

She just lay on the edge of the bed, even sleeping, and took care of me all the time.

This little girl is really lovely.

I smiled and reached out and pinched her lovely sleeping face.

"Brother Wu......" Linya opened her eyes in a daze.

"I'm sorry to disturb your sleep, it's just that my Linya baby, her sleeping face is so cute, I can't help but want to pinch it." I sincerely apologize.

"Really...... Talent is talented...... There is no such thing! Brother Wu is really, he always says such a ...... when others are not paying attention That's the case. ”

Linya first replied in confusion. Then he reacted, quickly sat up shyly, and rubbed his face vigorously. Wipe away the hazy and lovely sleepiness on it.

"What kind of words, exactly?" I'm very interested in Linya's [like that].

"That's it...... It just makes people's hearts beat faster...... Ahh Brother Wu is not allowed to speak anymore, and the patient is forbidden to speak!! ”

Linya's rare confused side is simply cute.

After Linya calmed down a bit, we got down to business.

"That is, after the death of the Skeleton Commander, its Skeleton Legion is also gone?" I learned what happened after that from Linya, and although I could vaguely guess a little, I was still surprised.

This means: What should have been a tough battle suddenly became so easy.

Ya sat on the edge of the bed, nodding her head as she peeled the apple neatly.

"Thanks to Brother Wu."

"Whereever, it's good that you don't get mad at me." I was also relieved to see that Linya was very happy.

"I didn't say that."

Linya smiled slightly, the sharp fruit knife. Originally, he skillfully peeled off a thin layer of uniform skin, but with a sudden shake, he cut off a thick piece of meat with a belt.

My heart trembled, just as a fruit knife did not cut an apple, but its own flesh.

Linya's smile...... Super scary!

"This time I didn't take care of Brother Wu. Brother Wu has done something dangerous again, and when I go back, I will apologize to Villas and them. ”

"Apologies or something...... I don't have to do this kind of process, I can be forgiven. I looked at Linya tremblingly, shouting loudly like Dou E, and I just wanted to wave my hand and fly snow in June.

"It's useless to explain, after I apologize, I will teach Brother Wu well with Veras." Linya said, peeling off the last piece of skin, staring at me with wide eyes, and saying word by word.

"I will always teach Brother Wu, what kind of Cheng dù is already dangerous! Narrow pass! Target! Affair! Feeling! Until Brother Wu understands. ”

"I'm not a kid anymore, how could I not know."

"Brother Wu just doesn't know, he doesn't care about his own safety, although it is for the sake of the entire alliance, but ...... But ......" Linya's eyes turned sour, she quickly wiped them, took a breath, and forced her tears to endure.

"In short, Brother Wu, you just accept your fate." As she spoke, she shoved a piece of cut apple flesh into my mouth without saying anything, preventing me from protesting.

Chew and chew and chew, and finally swallow it.

"I ......"

Another piece is plugged up.

Hey, you're hegemonistic, Lenya.

In desperation, I just obediently ate the apple, a few pieces, and finally found an opportunity, winked at Linya aggrievedly, and said insatiably.

"Linya baby, it's not okay not to be gentle with the patient."

Linya paused and looked at me quizzically.

"For example, [ah~~] or something, of course, this can only be regarded as a qualified Cheng dù, if you want to become an excellent caretaker, mouth-to-mouth feeding is absolutely indispensable." I'm talking.

"Where...... How can there be such a strange standard! Really, Brother Wu has some strange things on his mind. When Linya heard this, she was immediately ashamed, and hurriedly stuffed a piece of apple into my mouth in disguise, preventing me from continuing.

Then, she hesitated, gave me a sneaky look, and stammered.

"The first ...... It's just that if you pass the Cheng dù, it's not impossible to go, you can only do this kind of Cheng dù. ”

After speaking, he twisted and brewed, brought up his plump upper body, gently pinched a piece of apple with his thin fingers, and looked at me shyly.

Wu ...... Brother Wu, ah~~~"

"Ah~~~" I took a satisfied bite down.

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