Chapter 363: Peach for Secret Technique
The mount is indeed for people to ride, there is nothing wrong with this, but Lu Xiaofeng was rejected by the bone bird, what is the rhythm of the master being rejected by the mount? When he was about to take the bow of the overlord, the bone bird communicated with him in the sea of knowledge, saying that I am your mount, but I have just been born with weak bones, and I really can't carry the master, you better wait for me to grow up and ride me!
Lu Xiaofeng was deeply suspicious of this, this product has been hatched for five hundred years, and it is more than one meter tall when it was born, plus a skeleton like steel cast iron, which is also called a weak body? Of course, he would not be fooled by the bone bird, and he grabbed its skeleton and was about to climb down, but the bone bird shook very uncooperatively, causing him to fall to the ground.
Lu Xiaofeng was completely furious, and communicated with his consciousness: "I dripping blood to hatch you, you signed a soul contract with me, dare not let me kill your soul by believing it or not?" ”
The bone bird looked like he didn't eat oil and salt: "I am the only Xuanyin bird in heaven and earth, it is your honor to have me as a mount, as long as you are willing to erase my soul, you will erase ......"
Lu Xiaofeng has lost his temper now, the player controls the mount mainly by relying on the soul contract, and the disobedience of the mount can wipe out its soul, but what if people would rather die than let the rider be able to do so? In order not to be by his mount, he quit the game to search for the Xuanying Bird, and to his surprise, there was no introduction to the Xuanying Bird, which was indeed a unique alien species between heaven and earth.
I didn't think about how to pack up my mount for the time being, and Lu Xiaofeng didn't bother to ride, so he walked out of the gray space with a snort and called for the god general who guarded the prison. He wasn't sure if he should be released after completing his sentence, and he was faintly worried in his heart, if Heavenly Court didn't count him for five hundred years, there was no way but to reincarnate and rebuild.
The guardian god of the heavenly prison appeared in front of him, opened the register and checked it, and said: "The crazy second master has been sentenced to five hundred years in the heavenly prison, and his sentence has been completed according to the registration time, so I will send you out." ”
"Thank you."
The words of the guardian spirit general are tantamount to the sound of heaven, Lu Xiaofeng's biggest worry is gone, from now on he is innocent and can move freely in the Three Realms. Out of the prison, he has a feeling of "the sea is wide and the fish jumps, and the sky is high and the birds fly", and he is ready to go back to Tianyou Island to see first, all his net worth has been smashed on Tianyou Island, and he doesn't know what is happening now.
Because he hadn't advanced to the third order yet, he couldn't fly against the wind, and he was thinking about who would send him to the sea of blood, when Batian and Tianwen sent a message. Of course, the two of them were in such a hurry for the sake of their mounts, but their mounts were hatched in the sea of blood, and Lu Xiaofeng didn't know what it had become, so he simply asked the two of them to come to Nantianmen to pick him up and go to the sea of blood.
When he came to Nantianmen, the Growth Heavenly King saw that he had a complicated expression, and the crazy second master, a lowly alien, was simply a human spirit, and he asked for a sleepy insect from himself under the banner of Sun Wukong. Later, he was even more bold, followed Sun Wukong to make a peach event, and stole thousands of peaches by the way, it stands to reason that the Jade Emperor should hate him to the core, even if he is released from prison, he will not wait to see him, but the Jade Emperor actually regarded him as a typical propaganda that he can change his mistakes.
The crazy second master once had the position of the head of Qi Tianfu, but the Monkey King did not have a real grade, and the head of Qi Tianfu was naturally not an immortal. It is said that the crazy second master took the initiative to apply for an increase in punishment, and his repentance was extremely firm, and he once gave the Jade Emperor a list of guilt, on which he claimed to be a guilty minister, and His Majesty recognized his status as an immortal official, and once said that he would be given an immortal position after five hundred years.
The Growth Heavenly King Gui is the Four Heavenly Kings of the Heavenly Court, and he has been conscientious, sincere, and serious for many years, not to mention the bloody battlefields of the southern and northern wars. It's a pity that he has made a lot of great achievements, and his qualifications are very profound, even if he participates in the Pan Peach Club, he can only eat one or two small peaches, and he has never been praised by the Jade Emperor, so it is better to live a nourishing life than the stranger in front of him.
The more he thought about it, the more he felt psychologically unbalanced, and he was ready to find something to do, so he said lightly: "Crazy Second Master, what are you doing when you come to Nantianmen?" ”
Lu Xiaofeng arched his hand and said: "I have been sent to the heavenly prison for five hundred years, and today I have been released from prison, and I am ready to go back to the lower realm, and I hope that the king of heaven will let me go." ”
The Growth Heavenly King sneered: "His Majesty the Jade Emperor once said that you are not only an immortal official of Qi Tianfu, but also an immortal position, because Qi Tianfu has been revoked, and you will be given another immortal position after you are released from prison." Since he is a Heavenly Court Immortal, if he does not have a pass token, he cannot go to the Nether Realm privately. ”
Lu Xiaofeng praised his acting skills, when Sun Wukong hit the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, he not only confessed his guilt but also persuaded the monkey to confess, and finally took a stick from the monkey, his excellent performance should be recognized by the Jade Emperor, otherwise the Jade Emperor would not have thought about giving him a fairy job.
There are many benefits to the staff of the Heavenly Court, the perfunctory immortal position of the head of Qi Tianfu is not counted, even if the real immortal officer is the lowest, it is higher than the status of ordinary heavenly soldiers. Of course, there are advantages and disadvantages, once there is a formal immortal position in the heavenly court, some immortal positions are not allowed to leave their posts without permission, and it is not so easy to want the lower realm.
Lu Xiaofeng made up his mind, if the immortal position given by the Jade Emperor was convenient for the lower realm, he would accept it honestly, and if it was inconvenient, then he would excuse it with his own sin. It's really useful to say that it's sinful, it's just an excuse that can't be solved, and you can always talk about it, and you can use this to excuse what you don't want to do.
"The Heavenly King laughed, even if the Jade Emperor wants to give me an immortal position, he has not yet made an order, and I can go to the lower realm without an immortal position."
The Growth Heavenly King was also stunned, because he was a little jealous, he was embarrassed by this strange person, and he forgot that the Jade Emperor's official position was just an idea that had not yet become a fact. Thinking that this stranger had gotten countless peaches, he felt very uncomfortable, and said with a smile: "Your strength is low, you haven't finished picking so many peaches, right?" In the future, I will always be on duty at the Nantian Gate, whether you have an immortal position or not, you can find me at any time if you want the Nether. ”
"Huh!" Lu Xiaofeng laughed dryly, the growth king thought too beautifully, and even wanted to let himself use the peach as the money to buy the road, to make his dream of a thousand autumns, he said neither humbly nor arrogantly: "There are still some peach peaches, things that were only exchanged for five hundred years in prison, of course you have to cherish them, I will leave a few peach that is ripe for nine thousand years, and when I meet the immortal who can refine sleepy insects, I will take the peach as a gift and ask the immortal to pass on my refining secret method." ”
The growth king widened his eyes, and asked for the price to pay back on the spot, and the crazy second master had to be too ruthless. He wanted him to use the peach as the money to buy the road, and in the future, he would give him the green light as a high-level immortal, but he shamelessly wanted his own life, how could the method of refining the sleepy insect be easily passed on to the stranger?
"In the heavens and on the ground, I will refine sleepy insects, and if I want to refine the secret method with a few peaches, I am daydreaming."
"Huh! If there are a few peaches in the world that can't be exchanged for the secret method, then use dozens of peaches to exchange, twelve of the three kinds of peaches, and the king of heaven can consider it. ”
The Growth Heavenly King is a little tempted, since the Battle of the Gods went to heaven, the four of his brothers have participated in several peach meetings, and the total number of small peaches they have eaten is less than ten. If you exchange the secret method for thirty-six peaches, you can make an appointment with the other three brothers, wouldn't it be beautiful for everyone to have a peach club?
Just thinking of the unique secret method of the sleepy insect, he still felt reluctant, and when he saw other strangers flying over, he said stupidly: "Even if you want to exchange thirty-six peaches, it is definitely not enough, and this matter will be talked about later." ”
The player who flew over was Tianwen, five hundred years ago, there were more than a dozen third-order players in the game, and both Batian and Tianwen had advanced to the third order and had the ability to fly against the wind. Tianwen, as a descendant of the Heavenly Master, has been recognized by Zhang Daoling, and his status is quite high, and he can freely enter and exit the Nantianmen.
Lu Xiaofeng was secretly happy when he saw that the Growth Heavenly King was tempted, no matter how good the peach is, it is also a consumable, or the unique Sleepy Insect Secret Method is more precious, and the Growth Heavenly King is willing to exchange the best. was going to strike while the iron was hot, but Tianwen flew over and he couldn't talk about it anymore, so after saying goodbye to the Growth Heavenly King, he followed Tianwen and flew out of the South Heavenly Gate to meet Batian.
The eyes of the Decepticon and Tianwen fell on the Xuanying Bird, this bird's whole body was like steel, and with the bone spurs and feathers all over its body, it didn't look easy to mess with. The player has a special mount space, Lu Xiaofeng didn't want to swagger with the bone bird, and originally wanted to put it into the space, but this thing said that it was born and needed to absorb the aura of heaven and earth, and going to the mount space would delay its growth, and I really didn't dare to force it into it without knowing whether it was true or not.
Batian glanced at the bone bird greedily and said: "The second master's mount is really powerful and domineering, and you can know that this skeleton is extraordinary." ”
Lu Xiaofeng said angrily: "It's just a garbage that is not famous, a skeleton shelf, and there is no use for any fart." ”
Batian said with a strange expression that I believe in you: "This bone bird has witch marks on several bones, and it is relatively powerful
That kind of witch seal, maybe it's really suitable as a witch mount, how about the second master think that the two of us changed the mount? ”
Mounts are spiritual, and when others ask their masters for it, the mounts lose their temper just right to show their owners how loyal they are. Lu Xiaofeng glanced at the bone bird, and saw that this little thing's eyes were full of disdain, and his neck was raised high, as if to say that you are all scum, and it doesn't matter if I follow.
Lu Xiaofeng was so angry that he couldn't help kicking the bone bird, he suddenly had a bad taste, even if this bird is a skeleton, it should be divided into male and female, right? Is this tsundere bone bird a male bird or a female bird? When Batian and Tianwen are not there, you must study this problem clearly, whether it is a male bird or a female bird, when the time comes, find a flower bustard to match, Lao Tzu see how arrogant you are.
The flower bustard is the most obscene and cheap thing among the birds, regardless of Luan, phoenix, eagle, Ya can make a group, and can give birth to offspring, all the birds in the world are ashamed of the flower bustard. Since this bone bird is so arrogant, one day it directly controls his soul, find one flower bustard to make it cool, and if it is still arrogant, then find ten flower bustards.
The bone bird happened to see the obscene expression on Lu Xiaofeng's face, and suddenly had a bad premonition, although he was really noble, he was always the mount of this garbage alien. There are many ways for him to clean himself up, and now he can barely bluff him, and when he can't bluff, he should be cleaned up by him, should you be a little polite to him?