Chapter 443: A decisive battle triggered by a bottle of ink
When Wang Erhu came back with Xie Yuhan with a blushing face, the whole courtyard was already in a mess, the ground was full of broken tiles and flower pots, and even many precious porcelain fragments, and the most important thing was that Xie Yuhan's favorite pot of star flowers had turned into mud.
"What's going on? Burglarized at home? My flowers! Xie Yuhan looked at the star flower that she had raised for many days with a distressed face, this was what she prepared for Xiao Nannan as a gift, she went to hell and didn't come back, and she didn't know when she would be able to see it, I thought that when I went to hell with the little tiger after this time was over, it was brought to her, but now it has become a pile of mud.
"What about people? Where did they all die? When Wang Erhu saw Xie Yuhan's heartbroken appearance, he suddenly couldn't stand it, his wife was his treasure, he was afraid of falling it in his hand, and he was afraid of melting in his mouth, how could he be willing to make his wife sad? So the tone was full of murderous intent.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty ......" At this time, a guard leader ran over, a little scared, this was the first time he had seen His Majesty angry since he joined the company.
"Your Majesty, what Majesty? Lao Tzu asks you, what's going on? What about the others? Wang Erhu was very angry, although he treated his subordinates a little leniently, but this was not a reason for them to act arbitrarily.
"Then, what's that, Childe, it's the fat cat and Ah Bao, they are fighting, and everyone else is watching the fun!" The leader of the guards cowered and pointed to the outer courtyard, where the guards and the others lived.
Wang Erhu's consciousness floated, and he suddenly saw Garfield and Po who were fighting.
"Hehe, fat cat, it seems that you are dying, come on, I will let you make three moves." Po looked at Garfield with a smile, his face full of lightness, as if nothing had happened at all.
But his slightly trembling hands betrayed him, only he knew that his right hand had been dislocated, although it was not very serious, but once it was injured again, his hand would really be useless.
"Hehe, you really dare to brag! If you have a kind, come over, and the cat master will let you make ten moves. "Garfield's verbal kung fu is not lost to anyone, but his leg and foot kung fu are indeed much worse.
Its face was swollen, and its two backwards were broken off. I don't know which of its tendons is pumped, and it actually wants to fight with Po, it was originally a person who uses mental power, but it changes its fists and feet to deal with the enemy, isn't it a joke?
"Why can't you go to heaven if you can blow it like this?" Niu couldn't stand it, so he yelled directly, what he hates most is the person who sells you in his mouth, especially Garfield.
"Yes! It's a bit unkind for you to do this! "Lao Huang is not as simple as Niu Yi, he grew up in Lao Wang's family, so he naturally saw Garfield's skills at once.
Garfield didn't pay attention to the audience, and landed directly on his two hind legs, and his two front legs were constantly comparing various postures, so he was simply a martial arts master.
It's just that people who know it know that it's just a showcase, and it's okay to deceive people who don't know why, but it's not okay to deceive a real master.
"Hehe, then you're welcome." Ah Bao is obviously not a master, and he has not had as many fights as his fingers since he was a child, so he rushed directly to it.
"Hey, red panda, fooled!" Garfield directly dodged his fist, swept one hind leg on the ground, and directly tripped Po.
Although Po knew that Garfield was lying to him, he didn't expect that he would use that broken foot to trip him, and he stumbled directly. Then he was kicked in the back by Garfield's other good foot, and flew straight out, smashing a wall.
"The world's martial arts, only fast and unbreakable!" Garfield endured the pain from his hind legs and performed classic martial arts moves in great style.
Po staggered out of the pile of rocks and wiped a handful of nosebleeds, he just hit the wall with his face, and his nose was bleeding directly.
"Very good, very good, you are the first fierce opponent I have ever met, watch the boxing." Ah Bao said and rushed up, he is the prince of the grassland, how can he lose to a domestic cat? If this spreads to the grassland, won't even the beast god be laughed to death?
"Come on, who's afraid of whom?" Garfield sneered and rushed forward, but his steps were a little staggering, but who is the cat master? That's the leader of the cat world, who are you afraid of? It's not up to him to have the final say in the fight.
It's just that what it didn't expect was that Bao, the bad guy, actually learned all the tricks of human beings, saying that it was to watch the boxing, and it was a real kick at the end. But our cat master is a social outlet, and fighting is a common thing, where will he be unguarded, and he just rolled and dodged in the end, and then, and then he was kicked, flew out, and smashed on the wall.
It's weird, it's already hidden! But he was still beaten, and he was still beaten inexplicably.
"Hehe, do you really think you're going to lie to someone? Lao Tzu will too. Po smiled proudly, but he accidentally pulled the wound on his face, and immediately grinned in pain.
"Very well, you boy, you managed to me off." Garfield's murderous aura overflowed, approaching step by step, and his body gradually grew larger.
Wang Erhu, who was watching the play, knew that Garfield was really angry, this cat was a typical stingy ghost, and a typical gambler who couldn't afford to lose, and now he couldn't beat it and started to enlarge his tricks and cheat.
There's no way, these two are their own little brothers, and the palms and backs of their hands are full of meat, so you can't watch one of them suffer, right? At this time, it was still too late to make a move, so he shot directly, pressing Garfield with one hand and hooking his index finger towards Po with the other.
Garfield was pressed by Wang Erhu like this, and the anger on his body disappeared in an instant, and Wang Erhu was immediately ready to complain with tears in his eyes.
Seeing Wang Erhu appear, Ah Bao lowered his head with some guilt and obediently walked towards Wang Erhu.
"It's good, you're all good, you're all going to fight, right? It's hard to tell the difference, it's awesome! Why don't you take a knife and chop the other party directly? I'm waiting to eat the cat hot pot roasted bear paws! Wang Erhu was very angry, these two goods, they fought wonderfully, no, it was too bad, he dared to trample on his wife's most important flower, it was unforgivable.
"Boss, boss, he hit me below, Ben, Ben Meow, just legitimate defense." Garfield looked around and saw that the whole yard was in a mess, so he craned his neck and filed a lawsuit.
"You still mean to say, who let you make trouble everywhere, the floor I wiped was stained by you, and even the ink was spilled by you, and you still want to sue." Poco is no longer the one who buries something in his heart and doesn't say it, he has been here for so long, he has already understood a lot of things, and knows that in the face of such a person, he must fight back fiercely, otherwise he will directly climb on your head and and pee.
"You're talking nonsense, when did Ben Meow get the ink? Don't wronged the cat, and besides, the land was originally meant to be taken away, whether you wipe it or not, I have to go, and if it gets dirty, it will be wiped again, and the young one will care, which is really unreasonable. Garfield felt that he was too wronged, things like mopping the floor were originally done by others, how could he, a prince, do things that rob people's jobs.
"Ahh Po's mouth didn't have Garfield's neatness, and his face turned red with anger, struggling to beat Garfield.
"Okay, what's the fuss? I spilled that ink, not Garfield, you wronged it. Wang Erhu was very helpless, shouted at Bao, then glared at it again, and said to him: "And you, you have soiled the floor that others have worked so hard to wipe, and you deserve to be beaten." In addition, you have lost my wife's flowers, and you are limited to three days to find me an identical one, otherwise, no one will be able to run away from the fat cat stewed bear paws. ”
After Wang Erhu finished speaking, he threw them directly together, and then ran to comfort his wife, Garfield and Ah Bao looked at each other, snorted coldly, and then ignored each other.
"Well, what's next? Where can I find the flowers? Ah Bao had a sad face, he didn't even know the name of the flower, where to find it?
"Hehe, so you're stupid, I know where that stuff is." Garfield said proudly that he had seen it last time when it was in trouble at Earl's Court, and it would not be a problem to bring it back at all.
"Hehe, what, cat master, cat brother, where do you say the flowers are? Why don't we go and pick it together? Although Po wanted to beat him up, after coming to the human city, he gradually understood a truth: when it was time to admit it, he should not be too tough.
"Yes! Brother, it's very good! Garfield was stunned for a moment, and then smiled, I didn't expect this thing to have a time to admit it, which is really surprising!
"Hehe, it's not because the cat master taught him well!" Po resisted the thought of beating it, grinned and flicked the dust off its body, and then waited for it to speak.
"It's easy to say, the boss is to let the two of us look for it together, but it's not good for us to travel. Come, give it to you, this is a healing elixir, give you one, and you will recover after eating. Garfield thought that he was already an old man and couldn't be too harsh on newcomers, so he gave Abao Dan very boldly.
"Uh......" Now it's Bao's turn to wonder, shouldn't this medicine be poison! They were fighting to the death just now, and now that's it, isn't this changing too fast?
"Come on, it!" Garfield stared at Po with a cold look in his eyes, and he wanted to see if he dared to eat it.
Ah Bao's scalp was numb from it, but now Garfield knew the whereabouts of the flower, so he had to take the pill, pretend to be bold, and swallow the pill directly to endure the uneasiness in his heart.
"Hahaha, okay, brother, the cat likes you to be so bold, go, the cat master will take you to the waves." Garfield didn't expect him to take the pill so boldly, so he was a little surprised, and directly floated up and put his shoulder on his shoulder and said very proudly.
"Uh, good, good!" Although Po has been in the human world for many days, he still can't fully understand the meaning of their words. It's like a wave word, what's that?
But there was no way, the flower was still in its hand, and he didn't want to be beaten in three days.
A bear and a cat just hooked their shoulders and ran away......
"Don't worry, little girl, I've already asked those two bastards to look for it again, and if they can't find it, we'll slaughter them and stew them and drink them." Wang Erhu has always loved his wife, so the flower must be found.
"This is what I have been raising for months, and I am going to give it to Xiao Nannan, but now it is rotten." Xie Yuhan was a little sad, anyone who had been holding on for a few months was destroyed, and anyone would be angry.
"Don't worry! We can find some ready-made ones, and I'm sure that the little ones will like it too. When it comes to the stupid little female ghost of Xiao Nannan, Wang Erhu also misses her a little, although she is very stupid, but it is the most worry-free.
"Oh, you said! Hook! Xie Yuhan stretched out his finger to hook Wang Erhu.
"Alright! I promised, come, hook and hang, a hundred years will not change, whoever becomes a puppy. Although it was very boring and naïve, Wang Erhu still smiled and hooked Xie Yuhan.
"Okay, finally I can leave this broken flower alone." Xie Yuhan stood up and stretched his waist, completely out of a sad state.
"Good! You're lying to me, look claw. Wang Erhu realized that he had been fooled, so he tickled her, Xie Yuhan ran away immediately, and the two of you are not happy to chase me......