Chapter 14 Classes for the Mentally Handicapped
After Li's father and Li's mother left home with their luggage at seven or eight o'clock in the morning, only Li Wei and the four Pokémon were left in the empty big house.
As an idealistic person, the first thing Li Wei did after his parents left home was to sleep lazy.
Couldn't be more real.
The first day, April 19.
After he saw off his parents, he slept until three poles in the morning.
It's cool, but it's a bit empty.
Looking out the window at the warm sunlight, a rare, wasted sense of guilt hit me.
"No, I'm getting weaker too."
While sighing with such emotion, Li Wei walked up to the desk, picked up the pen, spread out the paper, and wrote a few big words - training plan.
1. Develop good living habits
This first article was written down by Li Wei after thinking about it for three minutes.
It seems like a nonsense, but it is extremely true.
Generally speaking, the training plan should be something like 'mastering the destruction of the dead light', 'mastering the megaton heavy kick' and so on.
But Li Wei pondered for a while, and then looked at Ebu and Leo Lu, who were still sleeping on their backs on the bed, and he felt that this first one had to be this kind of 'unproductive' thing.
First, he needed to teach Ebb and Leolu to wash themselves.
At the very least, the two of them can wash their faces and brush their teeth, take a bath and dry themselves, eat by themselves, and so on.
After all, he wasn't some two disgraceful adults who wouldn't hug Eevee and Leolu and feed them lovingly.
And from the perspective of cultivation, it is also necessary for Pokémon to have basic self-care skills.
It's not like the anime staged at all······
The browser also said that if the elves didn't develop good habits when they were young, they would definitely have bitter fruits for a long time in the future.
For a moment of thinking about how to effectively teach these two elves, Li Wei felt that he was happy to be a father.
In addition to the basic living ability, Li Wei also needs to supervise the two little ones who sleep like pigs in bed to get up early and exercise in the morning.
As someone who likes to sleep in, there's nothing more painful than the need to lead by example.
Last night, my dad went out of his way to talk to him.
The content of the conversation was not ideological education, but my father just shared his experience as a trainer.
This is information that has not been fully disclosed.
According to the survey, going out for morning exercise or home cultivation from 5 o'clock to 7 o'clock every morning is easier to promote the Pokémon's absorption of their own attribute abilities and has the effect of strengthening the body.
For those of them who have special abilities, training during this time period also has far more benefits than ordinary time periods.
Under this set of rhetoric, for the strength of Pokémon and the title of the first trainer of the follow-up alliance, he Li Wei really had to get up early and take his elves to 'special training' together.
So from any point of view, this 'good routine training plan' is a must.
Not just against the elf, but also for himself.
Who called him a man with the power of a waveguide?
The heavens will descend on the Si people~~
2. Provincial champion
This point was written down by Li Wei without even thinking about putting pen to paper.
To be a man, you have to have a dream.
Even a salted fish has to try to turn over, right?
Although his parents told him that it was a escort.
Moreover, the school escorted is still the No. 1 Elf School in the Demon Capital, but Li Wei feels that even if he is escorted, he should pretend to be a force that is indispensable.
This is also a kind of goal and life experience, right?
If you lose, you'll be able to escort it anyway, and I'll have experience with the running leader. If you win, you can blow it, "Some people can obviously rely on their appearance and family background, but they rely on their talents."
This kind of thing that is sure to make money and not lose money, if he doesn't do it, then he will be stupid.
He already knows the rules of the game, and it's pretty much the same as in the anime.
- Pokémon are only allowed to attack Pokémon, and any attack on the trainer counts as a violation and will be disqualified.
- If you can't fight, it counts as the end of the match. (The judging criterion is that you don't get up after a 10-second countdown)
- When a Pokémon crosses the field, the match is considered to be over. (The specific standard is that the site is more than half a meter away)
The rules of the event are very clear, and Li Wei read them thoroughly.
There are many intriguing points in this rule that can be exploited.
Li Wei is not like some trainers with dirty hearts, who put his goal in the first article, borrowing various visual blind spots and monitoring blind spots, forcibly letting the trainer himself pick up a Pokémon skill, and forcibly letting the other party violate the rules to win.
For Li Wei, he feels that his winning point lies in the two points of 'not getting up after 10 seconds of countdown' and 'losing even if you get out of the circle' on the second and third points.
These two points alone, with Leolu's racial advantage, will be highly operable in battle.
First of all, just make it impossible for the other elf to get up.
When it comes to this rule, his mind is full of his father's giant swamp monster and Eluredo.
This kind of sending people to the ground is really very suitable for this kind of ring competition.
And the same application is that as long as you use this 'grounding' to beat the opposite side of the field, then he also wins the game.
It's much easier than punching the other side and losing the ability to fight.
The skill of controlling the energy to push the opponent out of the field has a very innate advantage for the fighting elves, especially the elves like Leolu who have a probability of controlling waveguide skills.
In addition to the above two ways to win by using the rules, Li Wei also thought of a dirtier tactic that was more suitable for his young Leolu.
That's peek-a-boo.
You beat me, I can't fight, I have more physical strength than you, I can run better than you, you are tired, you fall, I win.
This tactic is used to breed agility elves like Leolu, and the success rate of winning matches will be much higher.
He didn't know much about Lucario's elf.
Because in the previous games, in addition to mega, Leolu's evolved form Lucario, because of his crispy skin and restrained by the popular heads-up elves, his appearance rate and usage rate are not high.
While his double attacks on the stat panel are good, his speed is not high enough, and the most lethal thing is that he is brittle.
In Pokémon games, the elves are scrambling for the speed line too fiercely, and the speed of 90 points on Lucario's board is really not enough.
And because of the restraint brought by the steel attributes, it was crushed to death by the flame chicken before there was no mega.
And even if it's mega, the probability of being able to fight against mega flame chicken and mega charizard x is only a three-seven open at most.
The disadvantage of doubling the damage of the ground attribute made him encounter a fierce bite land shark, and he was taken away by an earthquake directly.
Although Lucario's resistance is high, with the advantage of nine attribute resistances, Crispy is destined to have no future.
The damage is high but a batch is rushed, and in turn-based games, most of the time there is no room for manipulation.
Appearing as a shield-breaker, occasionally acting as a turret, or saving the scene, Lucario's cultivation method is relatively fixed.
The most classic physical attack sword dance Luka, sword dance + melee fight + comet fist / bullet punch / god speed + frozen fist / steel tail / earthquake / bite smash, depending on the opponent and version, the carrying of three or four skills will be somewhat different.
If you mention romance, you will go to the special attack genre.
Wave Missile + Cannon Light Cannon + Gas Bomb / Vacuum Wave + Spiritual Strength / Shadow Ball / Evil Wave / Trick
But in reality, after Li Wei's observation for a few days, he felt that the sky in the solo arena could be changed.
What kind of blood skin, what kind of resistance is, Assasin will be done forever.
Speed is not limited by race value, and although the process of mastering skills is painful because there is no disc, the variability and operability have been dramatically improved.
Even the elves who say in the illustrated book that 'their brains are too clumsy and their hands will tie knots' can peel apples and pinch toothpicks, and there is something else that can't be learned through hard work.
- Groudor can't fly.
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As a result, Leolu's cultivation manual had three more plans.
First, speed exercises.
Second, learn to fly.
Third, strive to control the waveguide.
In terms of cultivation, Li Wei, who has read countless films, has his own ideas.
The main goal of April is to improve the basic physical fitness and habit formation, and to improve Leolu's fighting instinct and running speed as much as possible.
Elves who can learn the speed skill will not be bad at speed.
'A flash of lightning' is Li Wei's goal for half a month.
Judging from the experience taught by my father, the way to obtain the skill of God Speed is based on the advanced form of breaking through oneself after comprehending the 'Electric Flash' skill.
Li Wei, who has an understanding of games, feels that this is also very logical.
The priority of Lightning Flash in the game is 1, and the priority of God Speed is 2, and the description of the effect of the skill after use is almost the same.
In this way, there is indeed nothing wrong with the analysis of a wave of 'lightning flash'² = 'god speed'.
In the game, the skill of God Speed is not very common, but in reality, it can be a very disgusting thing to appear as a 'passive'.
You can really walk your dog and fly a kite on the playing field.
Just by making up for the brain, Li Wei felt that this would be a very pleasant visual feast.
As for Ibrahimovic.
Li Wei had no plans for her.
The main reason is just three words.
Reluctant.
always felt that Yibu had just been born and had not enjoyed any life, and Li Wei wanted her to continue to live happily.
If necessary, she could not grow up for the rest of her life and enjoy the life of a noble lady at home.
Although he was a little stupid, Li Wei felt that he could still afford it.
His training plan for Ibrahimovic stops at the most basic daily habit training, as well as morning exercises from 5 o'clock to 7 o'clock in the morning.
After all, there are difficulties, even if you want to enjoy life, as his elf, why get up early······ Everyone is definitely going to bear it together!
Life is so monotonous, every day in addition to accompanying Leo Lu training, is to use his perfect body drawing to teach Leo Lu to learn the '24 Simplified Tai Chi' that was once used by contemporary middle school students on the earth.
Although his soul has penetrated the other world, he always feels that he was born in a flower planter, even if the martial arts culture at this time is a little different because of the intervention of elves, but he feels that this essence should not be 'forgotten' and must be inherited.
Tai Chi Yin and Yang Dao, he can't just master the last two words, right?
He has him to carry forward the way of yin and yang harmony, and this Tai Chi naturally needs to be passed on.
However, he only learned simplified Tai Chi in school, and the parts he could teach were very limited, and the detailed steps and the perfection of the abbreviated parts were ······ Just teach Leolu himself.
Doesn't it mean that the fighting elves have unparalleled martial arts talents? Then leave it all to talent!
In addition to teaching Leolu Tai Chi because he had a 'strange idea', he also had a bold conjecture.
This is a recess exercise where there is nowhere to put a brain hole, because I have been looking forward to the revival of the aura, and the brain hole that unfolds from the ball-hugging style when doing recess exercises.
If there is really a ball of energy that starts to expand outward from the dantian, then what will happen if it starts to operate from the ball-hugging style, to the white crane to show its wings, to the high probe horse, and to clean up?
Even if Tai Chi is really useless in actual combat, will this coherent and luck-based action help Leo Lu condense the waveguide?
Dance more (?) Wouldn't it also help him to comprehend the sword dance and lay the foundation?
The Sword Dance has gone from an in-game 'Amplification from Mystic Power' to a dance with an ancient heritage.
Every posture seems to be ordinary, but every movement has a corresponding 'force'.
Connecting these movements using the correct 'force' led to the creation of this dance called the 'Sword Dance'.
The surge of power and the fixed rhythm of the feet give this dance a completely different meaning.
It's like the sacrifice before the 'Divine Magic' in the world, and as if stepping on the Qian, Kun, Zhen, and Xun on the Bagua Diagram, praying for power and dancing with the surge of the right power, the dancing spirit will get a corresponding increase.
According to the explanation of this paragraph, Li Wei guessed that if he learned to control the waveguide and his own attribute power to operate in the body when he was playing Taijiquan, did it mean that he could successfully raise a double-knife fluent Riolu with wave missiles and his own sword dance?
Li Wei didn't know.
Everything is in the experiment.
If you want to see results, at least you have to have more than a week of perseverance.
But after having the tactic of "dragging" with a guarantee, he believes that all the current experimental teaching has room for failure.
He can afford to lose, and he can afford to wait for this breakthrough in outstanding ability after success.
In addition to seizing the time to train, Li Wei feels that the combination of work and rest is also very important.
The force value is high, so let's go and study culture and take a break~
In his spare time, for example, he has begun to teach Leolu and Eevee to read.
The cause of this incident is that every day Eevee can't understand the little comics he draws, and keeps pestering him to read them aloud, so that he can really recite the whole story without making mistakes.
It's a lot of time for him, and it's troublesome.
After checking the average IQ of Eevee and sighing with regret for more than ten minutes, Li Wei decided to gamble.
Teach Ibu Pinyin to test the water first.
If he can, then he can't reluctantly mark pinyin on the text to help her read.
As for the kanji······
To be honest, Li Wei didn't expect his stupid Eevee to understand.
It's pretty much the same to say that Leolu can learn.
As a result, one person and two elves began to grow wildly carefree under the care of the puppets and tools of the Demon Wall of Clothing and Food.
Wake up early every morning, embrace the sun, full of positive energy.
Teach Leo Lu and Miss Eevee to wash themselves, and then go out for a run with three small towels.
Under the watchful eye of Hakrone, who was entrenched on the roof, the three little ones ran around the courtyard of the house for a few laps and did aerobic exercise for about half an hour.
After having Pokémon, the air in this world is surprisingly good, and you don't have to worry about getting up early and exercising in the morning to be a pothos.
After that, I trained diligently in the gym for an hour and a half.
Ibu continued to jog, Leo Lu challenged his speed and limits every day, and Li Wei maintained the amount of exercise his dad had while he was still at home.
At the very least, this belly can go out to get his sister's abdominal muscles, and he doesn't want to lose it yet.
Although it is cool to pick it up for nothing, it is also a sad and tiring thing to keep it as it is.
After the exercise, eat a loving breakfast from the magic wall puppet, and then Leo Lu continues to play Tai Chi in the courtyard under the gaze of Hakron, Ibu enjoys the SPA, and Li Wei goes to make up for the content of his elf exam written test.
At noon, adhering to the principle of sharing blessings, Eevee and Li Wei accompanied Leo Lu for a nap.
After all, during the growth period, it is a good thing to be able to eat and sleep more, and he Li Wei is not so harsh as not to let a two-week-old child sleep.
In the afternoon, it was the reading and writing session of Ebu and Leo Road.
After all, considering that summer will begin soon, and the sun at 3 o'clock is also very abrasive, Li Wei simply designated a period of time as a 'small mentally disabled classroom'.
In the evening, after eating dinner on time at 5:30 p.m., Leo Lu watched the instructional video on the 'Pokémon keep' app and followed along to do beginner courses such as zama steps and punches for fighting elves.
Hakron was still lying on the roof of the house and watching, while Ibrahimovic was lying on the couch full of wine and food, flipping through the latest weekly magazine.
For example, today, she watched the latest issue of "Playboy", and her eyes lit up and even frantically hinted that Li Wei wanted to buy it.
But it's a pity that Li Wei, who was obsessed with reciting and writing the full text silently, ignored her at all.
Everything was in order, but a week later, on April 26, after his death during the lunch break, Ibrahimovic had a few problems.