Chapter 2 The Gun Warrior Called the Idiot

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I looked at Motoyasu, who was beaten with a blue nose and swollen face, and blinked.

This Nima, why did she still have a refreshing and satisfied expression after being beaten.

"Hehe, I'm really sorry, it turned out to be the two mothers-in-law, and the son-in-law was rude?"

Motoyasu solemnly bowed down in front of Raftalia and Adora.

Is the show funny? Do you call Raphtaliya and Adora mother-in-law?

"Stupid and stupid, don't scream, the ghost and I don't have such a relationship!"

Raphtaliya blushed and punched Motoyasu.

"Mother-in-law? Well~, it's a little old-fashioned, but it doesn't feel bad. ”

Adora stroked her face and felt the taste of being called her mother-in-law.

"Bastard!! I won't admit that my eldest brother is my brother-in-law! ”

Fuuru kicked Motoyasu in the face with an unhappy kick.

"Brother, it's really rude."

"Adora, he'............ Woo...... Is it another trick? …… Damn ......"

Adora poked at Foulu's stomach, and Voulu curled up on the ground with a painful and unwilling expression.

Was he subdued by Adora again, and was surpassed by his lovely and precious sister in strength, Fuuru is really pitiful~

But I love it, hee-hee.

"Mr. Motoyasu, please get up. The first time I came to my house, I didn't have much to entertain, so I'm really sorry. ”

Adora said to Yuanyasu.

This statement is like a son-in-law seeing his mother-in-law.

"No, no, mother-in-law, you're polite, it's the best hospitality to see Philo."

"Ah, Mr. Motoyasu is really good at talking."

Why do you always feel that Adora is a little black-bellied when she speaks now?,Is it a two-dimensional setting?,The squinting ones are all black-bellied monsters.。

"Philo doesn't want to see you!"

Philo sat in my arms, holding my neck and sticking out his tongue at Motoyasu.

"Ah~Philo."

Motoyasu had a blank expression.

How disappointed?

"Philo! Philo's saliva can't be wasted, it has to be licked clean!! ”

Nima!! Can this be more disgusting?

I watched as Motoyasu stuck out his tongue intending to catch Philo's air spittle.

Is this ~ an idiot??

"The hosts!!!" Hurry up and get rid of him!! Philo is afraid, Philo don't see him!! ”

Seeing Yuanyasu's behavior as an idiot, Philo couldn't help but get scared and kept shaking my neck.

"Ahh Ah, I see, Philo don't shake it. ”

"Little Filo, please accept my love physically and mentally!"

Yuanyasu suddenly became troubled and rushed towards me with a peachy perverted aura.

"I'll go!! Fuck off!! ”

I kicked Yuankang directly at me, it's really enough, it's a complete idiot.

"Father-in-law, I really want to mate with Philo, please fulfill me!"

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"Don't you have anything else on your mind but this?"

"Yes!! Father-in-law, please fulfill me!! ”

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"You can die."

Shield Convert, Thorn Shield.

Skill on, forced taunt.

"Huh!? Father-in-law? ”

Yuanyasu's body was uncontrollable, and he kept attacking the thorn shield, and then triggered the shield counterattack effect.

"Yue! Mountain! Father-in-law! Please believe me, I am sincere to Philo ~ I really want to mate with Philo ~ , please believe me ~"

Motoyasu endured the pain of the counter-attack effect and said to me with a sincere face.

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It's really an idiot's speech.

"Master~"

Philo frowned, looking at me delicately.

I comforted Philo, and then looked at Motoyasu who was beaten to the shape of a pig's head.

"Hey, Yuanyasu."

"Yes! Father-in-law!! Do you have any instructions from my father-in-law? ”

Ah~, being beaten like this. And you have so much respect for me.

"Hmmm......"

"Father-in-law?"

"Yuanyasu"

"Yuanyasu, in a sense, I feel your heart for Philo. I can agree to let Philo mate with you."

"Thank you very much!! Father-in-law!! ”

"Boom!!"

Motoyasu knocked heavily on my head.

"Hey! Eldest brother! ”

"Master!"

"Ghost Genius!!"

Genius? ”

Furu, Philo, Raphtalia, and Adora all looked at me in amazement.

"Wow!! Master, don't you want Philo? Wow!! The host is a bad host!!! Woo Wow ~ Woo Wow!! ”

Philo cried out loud and beat me in my arms.

"Ahh Calm down, Philo, I haven't finished my words yet~, Motoyasu, I still have something to say~"

"Father-in-law! Please speak! ”

"Philo, my precious daughter, my angel, is the sustenance of my soul."

I comforted Philo, who was crying constantly.

"Exactly! The father-in-law is exactly what the son-in-law says! ”

"So, Filo's sweetheart, I must take a good look at it, Motoyasu ~ you can understand what I mean"

"I see, my father-in-law's love for Philo and my son-in-law understood. I'll let my father-in-law admit my son-in-law. ”

"Please ask your father-in-law to evaluate your son-in-law."

Motoyasu had a resolute expression.

If it weren't for that idiot's speech, maybe I would have been impressed with this guy.

I gave Fu Wu a mace, and then said to Fu Wulu that as long as I scolded Yuan Kang later, I would directly hit Wang Yuankang on the head.

"Yuanyasu, what is Philo in your heart?!"

"It's an angel, an angel of spiritual sustenance! Father-in-law!! ”

"Stupid!!"

"Bang!"

Fuulu gave Motoyasu a slap.

"Philo is an angel, Philo is a pure and flawless angel, a unique angel, there are so many angels, only Philo is unique."

"Lord~Master~"

When Philo heard me praise her like this, she stopped crying at once, and happily danced her little wings and hugged me.

"I knew that the master wouldn't want Philo"

As he spoke, Philo kissed me on the cheek.

"Ah~, damn it~, I really want to be hugged and kissed by Philo like this."

Yuanyasu squirmed and bit the corner of his clothes, looking at me with envy and hatred.

"So do you want to continue? Yuanyasu. ”

"Of course, please go on, father-in-law!"

"Yuanyasu? Are you ~ still a virgin? ”

I smiled devilishly.

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Motoyasu said solemnly to me.

"Father-in-law, please rest assured."

"Huh?"

is so solemn, is it still a virgin?

"Father-in-law, please rest assured, I'm not anymore~"

“……”

No, it's still so arrogant?

"Please rest assured father-in-law, with my son-in-law's many years of experience in bed, I will definitely let Philo enjoy it, and my father-in-law's good intentions and son-in-law understand."

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Looking at Yuanyasu with a sincere face, I was petrified.

Today my bad taste was defeated by the idiot today.

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"Fuulu"

"Big brother?"

"Beat me to death!!"

"Okay."

"Bang Bang Bang !!"

Fuuru began to beat Motoyasu wildly.

"Huh? Father-in-law, did I answer wrong? ”

"Isn't this nonsense!!!"

I can't help but step on Yuanyasu.