Chapter Twenty-Three: Just Call Her Old Auntie
"Li Wei opens the door!!"
There was a loud knock on the door outside, and the shouting could even be described as a 'tremor'.
But ······ To Li Wei's surprise, this voice turned out to be a female voice?!
Yes, something.
Could it be that Li Wei of this world stood up?
Got a girlfriend???
At this time, he inevitably had some little excitement and excitement, rubbed his hands excitedly, sputtered saliva, and stood up.
Now! His body was honestly telling him that the object of this voice was familiar to him.
Full of anticipation, Li Wei rushed to the door before the magic wall puppet.
Without opening the door in a hurry, he first pretentiously straightened his hairstyle, stroked the folds on his clothes, cleared his throat, and opened the door with a smile······ Then he turned back to expressionlessness.
At this time, the girl standing at the door was very familiar to him, even if he didn't need to take the memory of this body, he knew it.
No, even if she is fat as a pig, he Li Wei can recognize it.
His mother's grandfather's brother's son's brother's brother's brother's brother's eldest son's daughter.
Growing up together since childhood, the two can probably be called childhood sweethearts, but because of their extremely similar interests and hobbies, they gradually developed into good brothers, and this good brother didn't know what setbacks he suffered on the way to evolution, and accidentally became a tigress.
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Strictly speaking, it is a relative, but it is the kind that is three generations away.
Unless there is something important that requires the nine clans, there are relatives who can't be touched at all, and they can't see each other except for clan gatherings.
The two of them can get together because they live on the upper and lower floors of the same building, and the two families can be regarded as 'relatives', so the two of them have intersected since they were young.
Of course, Li Wei's impression of living close refers to the time when he had not yet come to this magical Pokémon world, and as for the time after crossing······
Li Wei estimated that this grandfather ······· 's daughter, it should also be a neighbor, but it's no longer a simple upper-floor small building, but the kind of big dog who lives in a mansion.
The girl's name is Tianbai, and here she is quite consistent with the style in her impression.
Standard ponytail, women's sportswear, a full of vitality.
At this time, the first thing she did after seeing Li Wei was to throw a punch.
Bang!
Well, fortunately, it doesn't hurt at all.
I thought I would meet some girlfriend, but Li Wei, who ran into Tianbai, was very disappointed, so he didn't even want to be skinned, and sighed directly.
"Hey! I said are you not addicted to pigeon people?!! ”
Li Wei didn't mean to listen to her at all, twitched the corners of his mouth, closed the door after she walked into the fantasy, ignored Tianbai and went back to the restaurant to continue eating.
It's okay, it's a good relationship, and what she says can be completely ignored.
And······ This is also the norm, it's nothing more than a long-standing revenge when playing games.
As a good friend who used to be able to play League of Legends together and brush butter without barriers, Li Wei really never treated Tianbai as the opposite sex, or Li Wei only treated her as an alien.
"Hey!! Why ignore me!! ”
(#`O′)
Tianbai followed and continued to shout.
"Because I'm hungry."
I really couldn't find any reason, Li Wei could only be so pale and perfunctory.
"Huh? It's almost eight o'clock and you haven't had breakfast yet? ”
Sure enough, Tianbai's attention was diverted.
"Hmm."
"Okay then, you eat first, I'll talk about it later."
I have to say that even Li Wei himself didn't expect that the sky white here would become so easy to deal with.
Tianbai followed Li Wei to the kitchen, the magic wall puppet gestured a big heart ❤ to Tianbai, and Haklong, who was digging cereal with a spoon and eating it on the side, also wagged his tail at Tianbai and said hello, it seems that he is the only one in this family who 'doesn't know' Tianbai·······
"Bouyi?"
[Who is she...] 】
Yibu's sudden appearance made Li Wei instantly feel that he had found an organization.
Her two elves don't know her either!
Ness!
I'm not alone!
"Her name is Tianbai, neighbor, mother's grandfather's brother's brother's son's brother's eldest son's daughter, hmm····· According to her age, it seems that she is a month older than me, so you can just call her old aunt. ”
"Bouyi??"
[Really?? 】
"Hmm."
"Bouyi!!"
After getting Li Wei's explanation and understanding the 'real situation', Yibu showed a very sweet smile at Tianbai, wagging her tail frantically to show her friendliness.
Of course, what does Yibu's 'Buyi' mean, Li Wei feels that Tianbai is better than he doesn't need to know in this life.
The cute elf is good at all, and there are young ladies hugging her everywhere she goes.
At this moment, Li Wei is called a hate!
He felt that it was a loss of blood to travel through the parallel world and reincarnate into himself!
If he was reincarnated as an Eevee, or Pikachu, or some kind of pink incense, wouldn't he have to be more moisturized and nourished this day?
Of course, he is not envious of Eevee who is now being held in Tianbai's arms, Tianbai has nothing to envy, he just puts himself in his shoes and thinks about it, if he becomes a cute Eevee, walking on the street to hook up with a beautiful young lady.
This ······ How many brain cushion waves can he enjoy!!
It's a big loss.
Thinking about the sixteen years I have been single····· It's going to be seventeen years soon!! Li Wei is called a hate.
Of course, he was quickly relieved.
Today is different from the past, he is already a standard rich second generation.
The magic capital is wide and small.
Diamond King Old Five Reserves.
With these titles on the top, it shouldn't be very difficult for him to find a beautiful young lady when he goes to school, right?
The young lady is looking for me to fall in love, I'm super sweet, really~
"Lu!"
While Li Wei was delusionally investing, Leo Lu was running down from the upper floor.
Leo Lu, who had just taken a shower and dried himself, had a small towel on his body, and when he ran to the restaurant and saw the 'stranger', he bowed very politely and said hello.
See, what is etiquette and what is family style.
He taught well!
"Leo Road !!"
When he saw this Pokémon come out, Tianbai was directly stunned.
"Wow! Li Wei, are you so ruthless? The power of the waveguide? Waveguide??? ”
Tianbai stopped Rua Eevee's actions and stared at Leolu's eyes.
After all, although this Eevee is cute, how can there be Leo Luxiang!!
"Huh? you, don't get too excited. ”
Li Wei waved his hand and said without any care.
The face is as steady as an old dog, and the heart is as happy as a silly dog.
No matter how cool he feels, he has to desperately put on a look of indifference to fame and fortune at the moment.
Li Wei's underwhelming appearance did not cause Tianbai to complain, and her focus at this time was completely on another matter.
"Damn, didn't you tell me when you woke up the waveguide?"
"After the medical examination that I said was good, contact me after I bought the elf!! You're good as a result!! Don't say anything, I think you don't have inherited superpowers, I'm afraid you're sad I haven't dared to ask you, you, ······"
Seeing that Li Wei still looked 'indifferent', Tianbai was angry for a while.
"I say! Don't you think you're going too far? This kind of big thing is not said in the group, forget it! Even I won't say it! I made an appointment, and you didn't come to go out to buy things for training yesterday! Calls that don't answer text messages and don't reply!! What the hell do you mean!! ”
Tianbai hammered the table, expressing her dissatisfaction.
At this time, it looks like he once dragged out a book and didn't draw a book, and those readers who urged him to send a video saying that they were going to die.
"Hmm??? You called me? ”
But when it comes to 'not answering the phone', Li Wei is a little confused.
How could he not solve the phone?
Yesterday, he also harassed several calls of Dr. Liu, how could he, a young man in the new era who carries a mobile phone with him 24 hours a day, miss a call?
"That's right!! Yesterday I called you more than 20 a day!! ”
"Impossible! You see, I didn't have a single notification of missed calls. Li Wei directly denied it.
Then, in order to prove his 'integrity', he directly took out his mobile phone and opened the communication interface and put it in front of Tianbai.
"Look, you see, it's just not."
"Huh??"
"Impossible! I called you!! ”
Now it's a little blindfolded.
She also took out her phone and slid to the communication interface as well, revealing her call logs.
[Fool only (27)]
The ID is eye-catching, but it's obviously a bit inappropriate to complain about it now.
And after making so many phone calls, he didn't hear it at all, and he didn't receive any reminders, which is really a bit undeserved.
took back the phone, Li Wei opened the text message again, flipped through it and even flipped it to March, Li Wei still didn't find any message with the remark 'Tianbai'.
Li Wei was even more puzzled.
After opening the address book and flipping through it, he realized.
He did not give Tianbai's mobile phone number a name.
"What's your mobile phone number?" , Li Wei asked.
"Huh??"
Tianbai was stunned.
Everyone grew up together since childhood, and they have been friends for more than ten years, but this bamboo horse opened his mouth one day and said, "How much is your phone number?" ’。
The mentality collapsed.
What's going on with this person!! Is there such a person!! Woowoowoo!!!
She obviously set Li Wei as a special concern, and this is the result.
For a moment, she felt the urge to hit the wall.
Hmm····· It was to call Li Wei to the wall.
Tianbai took a deep breath and said that he was broad-minded, so he resisted the urge to stomp his feet and reported his phone number to Li Wei.
And it's okay not to say this, as soon as the number is mentioned, it immediately evokes Li Wei's long-dusty memory.
That was just a few days after he crossed over.
That day, he was bombarded with a lot of text messages from unknown numbers.
'Where are you?' ’
'Call me?' ’
'In? Why don't you reply to my messages? ’
First of all, it's something that is so unclear and terrifying.
And then it didn't take long for it to become, 'Where are you?' ’
'I'm going to look for you now, is it convenient for you?' ’
'In? ’
Until yesterday, this message became more and more frustrating.
'Where are you?' ’
'Why can't I find you?' ’
So when skewering the meat skewers, Li Wei made a quick decision and directly blacked out the mobile phone number and put it on the blacklist.
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"Aha, I thought you were a harassing message, so I blocked you."
After Li Wei was silent for a while, he chose to tell the truth cruelly.
?????
"Harassment ???"
"That's what you're called a harassing message???
Tianbai said that her mentality was a little broken, and even suspected that Li Wei was deliberately making fun of her!!
This man has always been such a bad person!!
However······ Still angry!!
(`ヘ´)=3
And Li Wei, who doesn't know Tianbai's rich inner world, is still crazy to mend the knife in all directions.
"yes, you see a phone number you don't know keep texting you 'Where are you?' I'll go to you now. 'Don't panic! ”
"Damn! After all these years, you don't even know my phone number?? ”
"I don't know."
╰( ̄▽ ̄)╭
Li Wei, who was so skinny, completely 'hurt' Tianbai's weak heart.
After two seconds of silence, I saw Tianbai, who was sitting opposite him obediently, directly picked up the Ibu in her arms and threw it in his face.
Yi Bu was stunned, and Li Wei was also stunned.
And before one person and one cloth could react to something, Tianbai stepped forward with an arrow, grabbed Li Wei's arm and fell over the shoulder without hesitation!
"Li Wei, you damn negative man!!!"
Of course, Li Wei did not fall to the ground, but was dragged in mid-air by the power of the waveguide controlled by Leo Lu, who was watching from the sidelines, only 3 centimeters from the ground.
And Tianbai didn't look back at Li Wei again, and didn't notice Leolu's move, at this time, she was 'woo woo', while grabbing the tail of the hack dragon that had not finished eating the cereal, and trotted up to the second floor.
At this time, Li Wei's focus on the ground was not intimate Leo Road, nor was it a white face with a mulberry face.
His focus was all on the unloved, tossed and turned head of Hackron up the stairs, and sympathized with him.
Especially after looking at the 'sure enough' look in Ha Kelong's eyes, Li Wei sympathized with him even more.
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