"Lord Jeroka, can you ask me a little bit, what are you doing now?"

My hands trembled to resist the pressure from the wooden hammer, this yellow maid, who obviously has small arms and legs, where did she get so much strength? Looking at the fierce body of knocking four tall adventurers into the air in one breath at the bar this afternoon, I guess I still have a hand left, otherwise I can't stop it with my current state of not being transformed, and I can't stop it if I double my strength.

"Oh, isn't it the most basic etiquette to say good night to your master before going to bed?"

Because the huge hammer pressed down, blocking my view, I can't see the expression on the face of this yellow maid now, but the indifferent tone is very infuriating.

"Is this your elven goodnight way?"

I increased my strength, arched the wooden hammer that was gradually approaching my eyes, and complained with difficulty.

"His Royal Highness the Prince is really good at laughing, how can the elves have such a way of greeting? Aha~~~~" Jeluka said this, letting out a laugh without any smile.

"It's funny that you're bastard, get this thing out of the way, do you want to kill someone?"

"I'm sorry, but it's also a lady's duty to help her master clean her body and mind every night."

"Totally unclear, bastard!!"

"To put it simply, I'm helping His Royal Highness's brain clear the garbage, so please don't resist, it's also for your own good."

"What a hairy bastard, I'm going to die if I knock it like this."

"It's okay, I've got the life potion ready."

“……”

Other words...... Don't you deny that you want to cause harm to my person?

"Amnesiac bastard."

"It's okay, that's because the cleanup was successful."

"You're saying that everything in my head is garbage, right, it has to be cleaned up, right, right, bastard!!"

"Forget the past and usher in a new life, don't you humans have such a saying? As a dutiful lady-in-waiting, I feel it is necessary to put an end to His Royal Highness's sad past immediately, so please do not resist, His Royal Highness will wake up tomorrow morning and see the morning sun even brighter than ever. ”

"You definitely misunderstood the meaning of this sentence, what are you kidding, how can you not resist, do what you say, I will only see the smile of the dead grandmother when I wake up tomorrow!!"

"It doesn't matter what happens like this."

"I've got a so-called bastard!!"

Eventually, I let go and rolled on a rotten donkey, finally breaking the standoff, and Jeluka's sledgehammer fell against my back, and with a snap, the chair I had just sat on had reduced to a pile of wood splinters.

"You're really not polite at all."

Seeing Jeroka holding a wooden hammer with a remorseful expression, I patted my clothes and stood up.

"It's a rare opportunity to help His Royal Highness wash away the stains on his life......"

"You're trying to clean yourself up, right?" I slammed my knife on Jeroka's forehead.

"Life is stained or something, for the blank paper, I come to say that there is no zài, His Royal Highness the Prince really loves to laugh." Rubbing her forehead, Jieluka still didn't forget to complain.

"Even if your life is a piece of paper, it is also a yellow paper......"

"That was also tainted by His Royal Highness's lustful thoughts."

"Anyway, let's have a cup of tea and calm down, okay?"

I brewed a cup of Akara's special refreshing water, handed it to Jeluka, and said that she had no room to take the teacup with her free hands, and quietly stuffed the murder weapon that almost brainwashed me into her inventory.

It's good that the big wooden hammer was confiscated, at least there is a sense of security.

"Ahem, about this afternoon......"

Seeing that Jeluka was not polite enough to occupy the bed and sit down, I sighed and came to the desk, subconsciously reached out to pull, but pulled it empty, and looked down to see that the chair that I had sacrificed in place was scattered under my feet in the form of fragments.

“……”

I'll it.

"Nothing you want to say?"

Seeing that Jieluka was sipping Qingshen Water without making a sound, I had no choice but to continue to ask.

“……”

Or silence.

"Okay, that's it."

In the end, I sighed and gave up the questioning, showing such helpless eyes, how embarrassed to continue to ask.

"Really...... Don't want to know? ”

Jeluka lifted her head, which she had desperately buried in the cup, glanced at me, and muttered quietly.

"It's one thing to want to know, it's another thing to know, and I'm not compelled to be interested."

"Perhaps...... If it's you...... It's okay to confess......"

"What did you say?"

I plucked out my ears, lately, did I have a problem with my sensitive ears, or did I learn the legendary eyebrows one by one? Why can't I hear what the other person is saying?

"It's nothing, a fool like His Royal Highness, if you want to be cured, you can only put your head in the campfire and roast it overnight."

"I said, even if it's an adventurer, you'll be suffocated if you do that!!" After a pause, I looked at Jeluka with a hint of expectation, and said.

"That...... Does this really work? I know that you elves have a lot of secret methods...... To be clear, I didn't admit that I was stupid, so what can I say? It's because there are a lot of such fools around you, and it's always good to be able to make them smarter, isn't it? I never intended to use it on myself, don't get me wrong. ”

Jeroka: "......"

Me: "......"

Is it my delusion? Just now I seemed to be looked at by Jeluka with pity.

"Ahem, forget those words just now, what's the matter? Come to me. ”

I always felt that something was missing, so I coughed a few times to cover it up, and asked with a serious face.

"Yes, there is some news to report to His Royal Highness."

"Oh, what's the news?"

I thought this guy was going to say something pornographic, but I didn't expect it to pop up a pretty serious topic.

"I just received the news from the elves, which one does His Royal Highness want to hear first?"

"What's the information, tell me about it?"

"There are things about crystal shards, there are things about crystal shards, and then there are things about His Royal Highness the Prince's night attack on the maids, and finally about crystal shards."

"Don't you think there's only one message? It's just some weird yellow stuff mixed in, bastard. I quietly lifted the tea table in my heart.

"I see, this kind of thing like a night attack to take away someone's relatives is just a trivial matter for His Royal Highness the Prince, I understand, he is worthy of being the first harem man of the famous alliance."

"Don't talk to yourself there, okay? What does the first harem man in the league mean? When did you get such a strange ranking? When have I struck you in the night? ”

"Didn't we sleep together already?"

Jieluka showed a shy expression for acting, as if she was recalling some green and sweet fragment, and her face was flushed.

"At that time, it was obviously so tough to pounce and push people down......"

"Excuse me, did you glue together some different pieces to recall?"

It's true that there are people who sleep together.,In a place like a spider's nest.,There's only a shelter to rest.,Sleep is sleeping together.,It's just that there's a bonfire in the middle.,There's also a knockdown.,The FLAG incident some time ago.,It's just that it was an accident at all.,I didn't expect Jeluka to glue these two unrelated fragments together.,It's a complete plot that sounds extremely ambiguous...... It's terrible, do the dark people already know this kind of thing?

"His Royal Highness the Prince, is it true that you want to forcibly separate such a young and touching memory?" It seems that Jeluka is going to do something that is a deer for a horse.

After arguing like children, the two of us finally remembered the topic.

"What happened to the crystal shards? Any news over there? ”

"That's right, under the leadership of His Royal Highness the Wise Divine Warrior, while we were wasting time in the spider's lair, Amrutina led her team and had already discovered six crystal fragment outbreaks, but the enemies that appeared these times were only small characters, and the fragments were recovered very lightly."

"Well, that's good news."

Ignoring the sarcasm hidden in the language, I nodded with satisfaction, this is also a matter of course, Amlutina led her three thousand subordinates, compared to me and Jeluka's two aimless searches, the efficiency is really much higher, maybe I should have accepted Elder Monica's advice, obediently stayed in the main city of the elves and waited for Amlutina to encounter an enemy that could not be solved, and then go up to help.

In this way, counting the crystal fragments we collected in the Spider Forest, a total of forty-five crystal fragments have been recovered on the Kurast side, although this number is still very meager compared to the total number of crystal fragments scattered in the Kurast area, but it can still make people feel a little relieved that things are going smoothly.

"That's all there is to it?"

After secretly reinforcing my plans to return home for the New Year, I looked up again and looked at Jeluka.

"What else does His Royal Highness want to know?"

"No...... Nothing. ”

Sensing that this yellow maid wanted to start a dangerous topic, I quickly shook my head.

After finally sending Jeluka away, I breathed a sigh of relief, picked up the letters of Veras and her family on the table again, lay down on the bed, and read them one by one.

"Uh, it's thick, it's ...... weight."

The first time I opened Veras's letter, I found that it contained a considerable amount of paper, and after a quick flip through it, I realized that it seemed to have a copy of my two little treasures, Siruth and Echoru.

Veras, as always, showed her nagging and worrying character in the letters, the content of which was full of a sense of chatting and homely, nothing more than what happened at home, what happened to other people, what happened to the little lambs raised, what happened to the vegetables grown in the field, what happened to the clothes that had just been washed, who to go grocery shopping with today, etc., are all some prosaic things, just like her character of pursuing a simple and quiet life, her gentleness and kindness in the words also penetrated little by little, looking at these words, It's like being in a camp, surrounded by the smell of home.

Most of the letters from Syros and Acelo were about their time at the priest's boot camp, and by the way, they mentioned several times that they wanted me to come back to see them perform on God's Day, and well, my daughter begged for it, and it seemed that I had to give up my life to go out.

Next is Sarah's letter, oh oh, have you used the fire enhancement trick with ease? I'll have to thank Karina when I go back.

Seeing the affectionate big brother above, it seems that Sarah's soft and sweet voice really echoes in his ears, which is intoxicating.

Linya's ...... Linya's ...... En, I see, if it is a qiē shun lì, it is indeed not a problem to rush back before the birthday of the gods.

Probably because of frequent contact with the affairs of the Alliance, Linya's letter mentioned the recovery of crystal fragments in the other four areas under the responsibility of the Alliance, and it is worthy of the empathetic and intelligent Linya, who knows what I am thinking, and specially sent this information with it.

Of course, there are a lot of private conversations between husband and wife, and the information is just incidental.

And then there's the little ghost...... Uh, I'll see, Xiao Fan is a fool Xiao Fan is a fool Xiao Fan is a fool......

Sure enough, at this moment, I deeply felt tears for my heart and the little ghost.

After writing three pages, I still insisted on seeing the end, and I was almost brainwashed into thinking that I was a fool, until the last sentence, and there was a slight difference.

Come back soon, fool!!

Well, yes, my Highness.

After carefully putting it away, I took a look at the last two remaining letters, which were letters from the princess and the little fox.

“……”

Forget it, let's look at the little fox first, at least I probably know what is written in her, as for the letter of the three-no princess...... It's bulging, twice as thick as Veras's envelope, and I always feel that there is a suspicious aura emanating from it, am I too careful?

It's only been a little over half a month since we were separated from Harogas, and Lucia's team is still messing around on the Arret Plateau, and as I said at the time, the Arret Plateau is a very nerve-challenging training area, not only the most complex kinds of monsters, but also the elemental cannonballs that will fall from the sky at an unknown time, and the unpredictable weather of Harlogas.

Any of these can make adventurers miserable, and when added together, the Arret Plateau has become a small regional level in the minds of Harorgas adventurers, and for the adventurers there, the disgusting ranking is second only to the frozen tundra region (an upgraded version of the Arret Plateau, the weather is even worse, but there are almost no catapults), the top of Arret (hey, it's you, Talik, Kolik, Maddock), and finally the World Stone Fortress and the Destruction of the Miè Throne, I don't need to explain the reasons for the disgusting in these two places.

I didn't expect the little fox to choose to train in such a place, but I really made a lot of determination, and I seemed to be able to hear the wails of Maragot and Kut.

Looking at it, I was a little worried, although the little fox's current strength is definitely not a problem, but there are too many unexpected factors, especially in the Harogas area, the real danger definitely does not come from the monster's side, the little fox has grown up in the Great Snow Mountain since she was a child, she should know this very well, I really hope she can occasionally remember her identity as the leader of the fox clan, don't be so competitive, put yourself in danger.

After using the sharp translator in my brain to translate the tsundere words on the little fox's letter into sweet words between lovers, I understood two things.

The first point I mentioned earlier is that they are now training in the Arrett Plateau, and although it seems to be easy to be careless, they can still sense that her team is in a lot of danger.

The second point is that the little fox mentioned it slightly at the end of the letter, saying that Elder Mamaga asked her to go back to the fox clan after she was promoted to level 60, and it seemed that there was some kind of awakening ceremony to be held.

It's not impossible to think about it, you see how rebellious the little ghost's saintess profession is, pull up a group of paladin thugs, and have the confidence to beat Baal, although the fox race is just a small race compared to the human race, but no matter how you say it, it is also a sky fox saintess, and it is impossible to only have the ability of the sky fox shield that seems to be more frustrating.

Sky Fox Shield? It seems to be called so, the Sky Fox self-protection skill that saved the little fox's life in Gamorro's hands.

The little fox is now fifty-eight levels, two levels away from level sixty, how to say that it will take more than half a year to rise, that is already after God's birthday, don't worry, wait for God's birthday she comes and ask about the situation.

Finally, there is the ...... of the three princesses I swallowed a mouthful of saliva and slowly squeezed the thick-looking letter into my hand.

This is the ...... This thickness, it shouldn't be that.

I opened the seal and shook it upside down, and sure enough, with a stabbing sound, a book was poured out of it, and after rolling on the bed a few times, it lay quietly on it.

Well, I'm actually mentally prepared, just waiting to see what kind of strange hunting title this time is.

Picking up this handicraft book and facing it to myself, I read it word by word.

"Duke of Beasts Series - Desert Island Survival Handbook: How to Take Twelve Handmaidens to Create a Patrilineal Slave Girl Society Limited Edition Luxury Hardcover Century Collector's Edition on a Deserted Island with Twelve Handmaidens ......"

Me: "......"

Calm, haven't you already experienced a lot of events with a sense of déjà vu? I guess I can't scare myself anymore.

I took several deep breaths and finally calmed down.

That's right, this is one of the two giants of the Hum Ha in the collection of the three princesses - the Duke of Beasts series, one of the Countess of Rose series, for example, if the massive collection of books of the three princesses is compared to a huge network, then as long as you use Du Niang to search for the words beasts, maids, roses, and knights, you will find yourself instantly submerged in dense search terms.

There seems to be something else.

Throwing the book aside, I shifted my gaze to the other two things that had fallen along with the book.

One of them was a small note that said:

To the fool master, please use the book slowly, please take care.

So what the hell does it mean to let the book slow down, bastard! Let me take care of something, bastard!!

And then another thing, is a small bag of tea, which seems to be used by the princess of Sanwu, and she usually doesn't make a cup for me, the master, who is usually stingy.

Well, I have a heart, and the anger in my heart has disappeared a lot.

Just then, there was a click outside the door, and when she turned around, Jeroka leaned in through the crack in the door.

"By the way, Your Royal Highness, I forgot to tell you just now......"

The voice stopped abruptly, and then I noticed that her gaze fell directly on a beautifully made book on the bed.

Then, with a subtle gaze, Jeluka leaned in and mechanically retracted, clicking, and the door was closed again.

"Jeluka, it's not like that, you listen to me......"

When I heard the sound of footsteps rushing away from outside, as if to avoid some kind of infectious disease, I wanted to cry without tears......