Night, slaughter.

Wind, silence.

The monster roared in a low voice, as if it was rejoicing in the night and enjoying tonight's hunt.

Lost in the forest, surrounded by the blue fire, wounded adventurers in the crowd struggling to support, wandering poets composing their final poems, and merchants in gold and silver clinging to their treasures and praying for the protection of the gods.

The magic circle set up by the adventurers began to weaken, and finally with the fall of a magician, the magic dissipated.

The monsters cheered and began to pounce on the unsuspecting crowd.

"Don't!!" Screams erupted from the crowd.

At this critical moment, a boulder fell from the sky and shook everyone present.

Then listen to the elegant sound of the piano accompanied by domineering poetry

"The dragon roars and the eight desolations are proud of the sky, and the moon is cold and the cold hook shines on the frost front~"

Now.

The blood-colored moon, the handsome shadow.

On top of the boulder.

Person.

Standing proudly.

The slender fingers were raised slightly, and the thin lips spoke, "One step further, and the way is opened." ”

Forced by the coercion of the people in front of them, the demonic beasts scattered one after another.

"Are you all right?" The person who is pretending to be forced cares in a cold tone.

"Oh, it's fine. Thank you, please ......"

"That! Please ask your Excellency's name! The excited wandering poet asked first.

The person who pretended to be forced quietly enjoyed the wandering poet's fiery gaze, "I~ am just a traveler who happened to pass by." ”

"How can a master like you be an ordinary traveler." The wandering poet carefully observes the people on the boulder, trying to find out the identity of the person who came through the clues. "Merlomag's aristocratic attire, with blue claw sets inlaid with sapphires... Don't! Don't! Are you the Seven-Star Brave Dragon Aotian?!?! ”

Oops? The boy has good eyesight.

I was thinking about how to guide you to discover me, but I didn't expect your eyesight to be so good.

Long Aotian complained happily in his heart, but his expression still looked helpless, "Alas, helpless." ”

Accompanied by an elegant sound, Long Aotian recited the opening remarks again: "Long Xiao Eight Desolations and Proud Heaven, the cold moon and cold hook shine on the frost front." ……… (The last two sentences haven't been thought of yet)" and left the scene.

After leaving the forest, Long Aotian turned off the claws of the stereo Bgm, the corners of his mouth rose slightly, and his face showed the pleasure of pretending to be forced.

Ah~ If I had traveled to the world of cultivation, I really didn't have to say anything about what I had just said.

That's what it is.

After the incident, the clothes are gone, and the merit and fame are hidden.

But ah.

Sure enough, it still felt a little bit worse.

Hmm~ Sure enough, pretending to be forced or pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger feels better.

Try your hand at One Punch Man style?

Hmm~ The strength is not enough.

What about breaking through the sky?

I don't have a wife to get out of the marriage.

What about the crooked-mouthed God of War? (Recently brainwashed advertising plot.) )

Well~~

Try.

Passerby A: "Oh no, no, it's not good, Sima Ghost has already been killed outside the city." The country is only in the end. ”

Queen: "What?! Go and ask for Lord Long Aotian. ”

Long Aotian: "What's wrong with the Queen. ”

Queen: "Lord Long Aotian, Sima Ghost has already invaded the city, what can I do?" ”

King Ottoclere interjected, "Rest assured, the queen will not be able to defeat Sima Guicai's army as long as I give an order. ”

Syllable!

The queen slapped the king.

The king was angry "You! ”

Queen: "I'm discussing state affairs with Lord Long right now, what are you, do you have a part in speaking here?" ”

Long Aotian disdains "a son-in-law, and he dares to boast." ”

The Queen, "Lord Long Aotian, has become a candidate for the Seven-Star Brave, and has a bright future, and is the future patron saint of our country. ”

"I pitied you for being lonely and helpless, and let you become a husband, how did you dare to commit a crime today. This slap hits you without distinction of dignity or inferiority."

The king grabbed the queen's hand and slapped him backhanded, "This slap interrupts the relationship between you and me!" ”

Syllable!

The queen was angry "You!! It's the other way around! Someone dragged him out for me. ”

The king was angry, "Hmph, Merlomag doesn't wait." ”

The queen is angry again, "It's the other way around!!" ”

Long Aotian: "The son-in-law is so rampant, look at the claws." ”

"Poof!"

Long Aotian fell to the ground.

"It's this!!"

Everyone's eyes lit up.

"The Holy Retarded (Wisdom Staff)?"

The king has a seven-star weapon, the Scepter, in his hand.

Meanwhile.

Adora and Ufró appear.

Long Aotian saw his ally coming, and said happily, "Great, Adora, Ufrul, you can help me teach this son-in-law a lesson." ”

Outcome.

Smack

Adora gave Long Aotian a slap.

Ufru gave Long Aotian a slap in the face.

Then the two of them knelt before the king in unison.

"Uncle, the million beast soldiers have been assembled, just waiting for my uncle to return to his position. ”

Queen, Long Aotian, Dragon Set abcde "What are you the uncle of the Shura God of War?!?! ”

The king: "As a promise, I will join your house, and now, the time limit has expired." ”

The king waved lightly.

At this moment, he is wearing a golden armor of scattered coins (fools) and holding a holy wisdom staff (retarded).

The queen was surprised, "This dress, are you?!" ”

Adora and Ufrus "Welcome the mentally handicapped (wisdom staff) brave to their places!" ”

Everyone was surprised: "You are a mentally retarded brave?!?!! ”

To the astonishment of the crowd, the king's mouth crooked and smiled.

…………

Long Aotian nodded.

Alas~ No. Why did I become a pretending character.

Forget it, let's go find Raphtalia first.

Author: I think I'm a ghost when I step on a horse