Dark cuisine
The early morning sun shone through the clouds on the earth, and the hard-working peasant uncle was already working in the fields, while the three brothers were still asleep on the Internet café table. "Smack
~Pap~Pap~"The sound of tapping the keyboard can be heard from time to time in the Internet café, I really admire those dedicated players, no one can pit teammates! Let me give you a thumbs up.
"Slut, it's time for DD to get up!" After Li Xiaoyue woke up, she said to the two good friends beside her. "Slut" is the nickname that Li Xiaoyue gave Liu Feng last night, because Liu Feng's appearance when he watched "Island Country Acrobatics" last night was too obscene, and he looked cheap when he was helping himself hit the website; Then Li Xiaoyue helped Liu Feng take this nickname. I thought it was quite smooth to scream, and later even DD called Liu Feng like this. Liu Feng was so angry that he scolded the two of them for being ungrateful.
Li Xiaoyue screamed a few more times, but the two still didn't wake up, so they started playing the game alone in desperation. But I was distracted while playing, and the picture of naked men and women embracing each other kept appearing in my mind, and the background music in the game seemed to have become the sound of a woman's moaning.... Li Xiaoyue's body slowly bulged into a small "tent" under a burst of heat, and after he noticed his abnormality, he blushed again and scolded the slut.
"Damn, as soon as I woke up early in the morning, I heard your grandson scolding me again, as for it?" Liu Feng wiped the saliva from his mouth, stretched his waist and said.
"Slut, slut, slut~~~" Li Xiaoyue scolded again. Liu Feng was speechless, so he had to push DD to wake him up.
"It's almost nine o'clock, we have breakfast and it's time to go to work!" Li Xiaoyue looked at the time on the computer and said to the two friends.
DD said with some annoyance, "Every day I go to work, I'm almost annoyed!" Just don't forget it. After finishing speaking, he lit a cigarette and lay down on the stool very comfortably, as if he was not going to get up. As soon as Liu Feng heard DD say this, he began to complain, what is this tired, that busy. And then there are all kinds of reasons, many excuses.
The teenagers who have just come out of school are always hot for three minutes, and the heat of a few people must have dissipated.
Seeing the appearance of the two of them, Li Xiaoyue pondered for a moment and said, "If you don't go, don't go, anyway, it's not bad for this money." Liu Feng nodded for a while. Then Li Xiaoyue said: "Go to my house to wash up and eat something." So the two followed Li Xiaoyue. Before leaving, Liu Feng also deliberately opened the website and released "Island Country Acrobatics", and walked out of the Internet café with a lewd smile, Li Xiaoyue and DD shook their heads for a while and walked out.
The sun shines brightly at nine o'clock (after the night), and the breeze blows through the ends of the hair, stirring the hearts of boys and girls. The streets were now full of people, the roar of cars, the shouts of hawkers, the chatter of pedestrians, the cheerful cries of sparrows in the trees...... A song that sings the warmth and coldness of the world is born.
DD and Liu Feng hadn't been to Li Xiaoyue's house yet, and they couldn't wait to rush in after opening the door. "Wow~" DD and Liu Feng exclaimed after entering the door. I saw that after Li Xiaoyue's house entered the house, there was a large carpet with a red background pattern and a flower and bird screen more than two meters high and three meters wide. There are peonies, orchids, chrysanthemums, pines and cypresses, and green bamboos in the screen. There are also various birds such as phoenixes, peacocks, cranes, geese, magpies, etc. The flora and fauna inside are vividly depicted as if they were living creatures. Then there is the hall, a two-meter-sized crystal chandelier from the ceiling vertically, under the chandelier is a set of mahogany tables and chairs, the lines of the tables and chairs are clear, antique.
Directly in front of the table and chair is a 50-inch LCD TV, and there is a word on the TV, but I can't read what is written. On either side of the TV stand two 1.5-meter-high speakers, and on the left side of the speaker are water dispensers and some tea sets. On the right side of the refrigerator is a 1.8-meter-high blue and white porcelain vase.
Walking to the left from the living room is Li Xiaoyue's bedroom, a thirty-square-meter bedroom full of things. Computer, TV, air conditioner, vacuum cleaner, desk, dresser, wardrobe, bed, and a large cardboard box full of toys and sundries. Among them, the Simmons bed alone occupies nearly half of the place, but fortunately, the wardrobe is embedded in the wall, otherwise there would really be no place. Xiaotao Chinese
Opposite Li Xiaoyue's bedroom is the study, in which there is a root-carved coffee table for drinking tea, and next to the coffee table is a two-meter-long leather sofa against the wall. On one side of the window is a long old table with the four treasures of the study and a pot of orchids. On the right side of the table are three bookshelves against the wall, the outer shelves are full of neatly arranged books, and the other two are some vases and some small objects. In fact, there is another room next to Li Xiaoyue's bedroom, but the door is locked, and they can't get in.
"Yue~~ Brother Yue, you live alone in such a big house?" Liu Feng swallowed a mouthful of saliva and asked.
"Hmm~", Li Xiaoyue replied expressionlessly. He then pointed to the bathroom and motioned for them to wash up. And he himself walked to the kitchen, ready to make breakfast. "Smack~" The refrigerator door was opened by Li Xiaoyue, and there were milk, eggs, tomatoes, cabbage, a piece of pork and a few cans of mustard.
Li Xiaoyue took out cabbage, pork, a can of mustard, a few eggs and tomatoes. First open the eggs and put them in a bowl and stir them with chopsticks, slice the tomatoes, pour oil on the fire, and throw the evenly stirred egg liquid and tomato slices into the pot after the oil is hot, turn it a few times with a spatula, add salt, add soy sauce and a plate of tomato scrambled eggs will be out of the pot. "Uh, I think I've added too much salt! Forget it, leave it alone!" Li Xiaoyue muttered to herself. Then Li Xiaoyue added water to the pot, cut the cabbage and pork into the pot, put the noodles in, turned off when the water boiled, and covered the pot with mustard and let it simmer for a few minutes.
Taking advantage of this time, Li Xiaoyue's remaining cabbage, pork and mustard were put back in the refrigerator, and after preparing the dishes and chopsticks, she took out three cartons of milk from the refrigerator and put them on the table.
"Come over and eat," Li Xiaoyue said to them after bringing tomatoes, scrambled eggs, and a large pot of noodles to the table.
"It smells so good! If I were a girl, I would definitely marry Brother Yue. Liu Feng hurriedly rushed over after seeing the food. Come and forget to pat yourself on the back, and sure enough, you can be called a "slut".
"A slut is hypocrisy, and no one in your Ken family may want it, who will marry a big fat man and go home!" DD glanced at Liu Feng, covered his mouth and smiled.
Li Xiaoyue smiled and said, "Eat it quickly, it's not delicious if it's cold." ”
"It's better to be Brother Yue, it's not like DD who is so second-handed" Liu Feng looked at DD angrily and then stared at the dishes on the table and swallowed his saliva, as if he hadn't eaten for thirty years.
I put an egg in my mouth, chewed it a few times and swallowed it in my stomach, and then opened the milk "Goo~Goo~" and drank most of the bottle before I stopped. "Hiccup~ It's so fucking delicious!" Liu Feng touched his stomach and said with an intoxicated expression. Then Liu Feng said to DD: "Eat, it's really good!" ”
DD saw Liu Feng's intoxicated look, so he also picked up a piece of egg and ate it. "Wow~Bah~~Bah~~" DD spit out the egg that had just been put in his mouth, and gave Li Xiaoyue a thumbs up and said, "Cow!" This year's salt is definitely free of money. ”
Li Xiaoyue saw DD spit out the egg and tasted a small piece, "Cough~~ Cough, what's that, let's eat noodles, noodles are delicious." Li Xiaoyue was a little embarrassed and whispered to the two.
After being speechless for a while, the three of them wiped out a large pot of noodles, and then made up for it beautifully. Of course, such a peerless delicacy as scrambled eggs with tomato must have been kept. After all, good things should be kept and eaten slowly, right? Ahem~~ Ahem.