Nagano Heng felt that if he didn't communicate carefully with the girls, it wouldn't be good for them to call around all day. So, he asked the girls out and talked together, in a tavern

The girls were flattered when they learned about it. Adrenaline hormones are soaring, and this is a great opportunity. I can show my love to my dear husband...... Why be inside a tavern, though? It's really puzzling

This is definitely a good opportunity to show love, and the girls are ready early and dressed up very cute. "こんなに可愛い格好をしています。 私がサインしたら、夫がきっと喜ぶと思います。 私はきっと私の後半生をすべて私の親愛なる夫に囤げることができます。 その三つの等級付けは、孤家widow人一人を待っていましょう。 (I'm dressed so cute today, my dear husband, will love it...... The rest of my life will be completely dedicated to my dear husband! Those fixed points are the only one! Yan Yue Miko thought.

Of course, there's not a single girl who doesn't think so. Everyone regards this date as the final battle to eliminate dissent. Only after this battle is over, can we really be sure, whose dear husband is it? However, society is sinister and people's hearts are unpredictable. In addition to drinking so much wine and smoking so many cigarettes, the girls still didn't have a result. If you tell the girls the truth——— Nagano Heng just wants to get them drunk, and he doesn't think about going to get the certificate with any of them in the past few days. Then you can directly take the household registration book to get the certificate

Nagano Heng invited everyone to the tavern and said, "Regarding the issue of marriage, I don't plan to think about it in the past few years, I want to ...... a few of you" At this moment, the girls took out their sticks——— since they let go, then fight through violence to decide who is the wife and who is the concubine?

Just when everyone was about to fight, Nagano Heng: "Is there something that can't be solved by smoking and drinking, call the babies over today, just smoke some cigarettes, drink some wine, and then talk about the problems between you......"

The girls were a little unhappy, Yan Yuemiko said: "I have nothing wrong, I don't say dark words, I, Yan Yuemeizi, really love my dear husband, those three fixed points, this fucking disgusting, your offspring, must be ......made by me" Daofeng Yuli said: "You must abandon the darkness and follow the light, the life in the underworld is not easy, how can I have heaven, spend a year in the underworld, it is equivalent to a day on the earth and a day on my place, equal to a year on the earth...... There the husband can live forever...... "Baigu Otoko said: "You must marry me, Hengsang, although I can't make you immortal, but our future will live forever in my world...... What do you want, don't worry about eating and drinking...... The spiritual world is also quite rich......" Nagano Hoshiya said unhappily: "Although your survival rate may be relatively high, I can make my dear husband's descendants particularly strong, because of our family's militarism, it is first-class...... You three fixed points don't want to show off here...... I've mentioned it...... What kind of are you? Island Fengyu thought really well——— you squatted in this pit, and revenge will be avenged, you squatted in the pit for revenge, not sincerely......"

Sisters, it's about to start fighting, Nagano Heng said: "Speaking of marriage issues, the squad leader was already married when he was two years old, and I have been lagging behind, pioneers for many years, and you are my best marriage resources...... Since they are all my fiancées, then I will drink 25 degrees of wine first, I am really fortunate to meet you in three lives, of course, each person smokes three cigarettes, I can meet everyone, everyone can meet together, it is really our three lives lucky...... Come smoke and drink! Waiter a plate of old vinegar peanuts"

In order to show their skills, when the girls drink, they are really excellent: Yan Yuemiko quickly drank three bottles, Daofeng Yuli drank three bottles hard, and Baigu Yinzi is a bone frame, so there is no big problem with how many bottles to drink...... Nagano Hoshiya was really good——— opened ten bottles of wine in a row, and threw them upward. However, she only received three of them, and the remaining seven bottles were all poured into the waiter's mouth. These ten bottles were not all poured into her mouth, Nagano Xingya was very unhappy, she opened another 100 bottles, drank all these wines, and finally drank them directly——— I don't know what the body structure is, 100 bottles of wine is 50 liters, 50 liters of wine drank in, and it didn't blow up the body...... Really, social!

After Nagano Xingya drank down, he was taken to the hospital by the people at the tavern. Nagano Xingya became smart and stupid, and sent herself directly to the hospital, almost crying and sending her away from the funeral. The doctor listened to her bitterness and said: "It is very important to pursue love, to pursue marriage, to fall in love, but life is even more important, if you have no life, how can you pursue your beloved?" You must not drink like this in the future, your alcohol metabolism is indeed better than that of ordinary people, but you drink too much at once, no matter how strong your metabolic level is, you can't metabolize so many things, and you ...... all at once" "I want my dear husband ......" "Don't think about your husband first, you can treat your illness with peace of mind first, and you can go out tonight......" The doctor said

Now the remaining three girls began to smoke with Nagano Heng, Nagano Heng said that he would smoke three, in order to show that they were full of love for their most beloved sweetheart. took a pack of cigarettes, that is, 20 cigarettes, lit all the fires, and smoked too much at once, and the girls spit out the cigarettes directly into the trash. Then the trash can caught fire, and since the trash can was made of wood, and the thing was still soaked in oil (I don't know exactly what kind of oil, but the ignition point of this oil is relatively low, and the burning intensity is no less than that of gasoline), this trash can directly becomes a brazier. "Come and put out the fire......" shouted the girls. In a hurry, they poured the wine into it, and the garbage can burned even more violently, startling all the guests——— the garbage can is so good, why is it catching up?

In the end, two waiters scrambled to smash the trash can. "嗷———" Baigu Yinzi shouted, "体に火がついた,あなた、助けに来てください。 (I'm on fire, my husband is here to save me!) "What do you say?" "Tsuneshi Nagano said" Which genre of language is this? Yes, the ancient language, the Oriental Akitsu school...... What do you mean? Fast! Boss! Hurry up! Hurry up! Let's put out the fire! The waiters used a basin of water to extinguish the fire on Baigu Yinzi, several waitresses quickly surrounded Baigu Yinzi, and a male waiter twisted his head and handed the waitresses a large tablecloth, and took Baigu Yinzi away in the same way as accompanying the emperor to sleep.

Now there is only one left, the ultimate duel between the king of Hades and the Jade Emperor——— after Yan Yue Miko succeeds, there is no need to care about Shima Feng Yuli——— because the goal has been achieved, and Shimafeng Yuli just wants to take revenge, not to really pursue Nagano Heng. Shima Feng Yuli thinks like this: As long as I can marry Nagano Heng, my hatred has already been avenged. Although I may not be sincere in these love letters, I will love my dear husband with all my heart for the rest of my life......

Tsuneshi Nagano said: "Both babies are masters...... As the earliest Otersdend in our family (in the country of pentanitrotoluene, everyone is called that, the genius of the world...... I didn't have a chance to talk to Hoshiya Nagano and Otoko Hyako today, but I'm really happy to meet you two today and stick with it to the end...... In order to commend the two dear dear dear children, at this table, they have been loyal and have given their all for their great cause...... After drinking the last bottle of wine today, we will each have a bottle, and I will get the certificate with you tomorrow......"

As soon as they heard that they were going to get a marriage certificate, Yan Yuemiko and Shima Feng Yuli had a very high spirit, and when they met on a narrow road, the brave won. But at this wine table, the person who dares to be the first to drink this bottle of wine will be the first to get the certificate.

Yan Yuemiko received the certificate earnestly, in order to express her love, she said: "Husband, I am willing to dedicate my life to you, I drank this wine for you today!" Shimafeng Yuli was avenged and said: "私の愛する夫のために、5本飲みたいです。 このアルコール度数の含有量は本当にだめです。 私のように長野恒の人が好きです。 私は必ず純酒を飲みます。 そのような酒の精量の100%を含むあのような。 10本飲む世界に知らせる,我が島風玉立です,私の大好きな人を深く愛しています。 (I love my husband so much that I have to drink five bottles, which are really too low to express my love for Tsuneshi Nagano.) I should drink ten bottles of pure alcoholic spirits, and I want the world to know that I am deeply in love with my favorite sweetheart)" Nagano Heng listened hard, and before he could understand anything, the two girls did it first, and no one was convinced. So the two of them drank a total of ten bottles of pure alcohol...... This is to hear from the tavern owner. A guest sitting next to them said, "These two very beautiful and cute girls drank with that handsome guy, they drank about 50 bottles in total, the little girl in the golden dress drank about 30 bottles, and the other one wore a dragon robe or what kind of roe deer?" A little girl in black, after this little girl in yellow, chased and drank 30 bottles...... As for the handsome guy...... I...... It's all tears...... Although they are not my relatives, they are really fucking society to drink like this! The handsome guy added 50 bottles at the end and left, following the two little girls...... The owner of the tavern was very sad——— he was not sad that these three people were hanging, but because these three people died, which would affect his future business...... But these five people spent a lot, about 10,000 or 20,000! Originally, the per capita consumption in this place was only thirty or forty yuan, and they directly spent so much...... The owner prepared a team of professionals and sent them to the funeral home...... I don't know what he thinks of these people......"

This time I drank, except for Nagano Xingya, who was the first to drink and lay down, and Hyako Otoko, whose clothes were burned out, who were still lying in the hospital and living in the world, the remaining three people all went to the Netherworld to report. Three professional teams came over carrying the coffin: "How can you three drink so well?" Don't you want to put a good life and come here to drink soup? Pick a song! For everyone's songs are different, it's a pity, now there are only seven levels of requiem crying, and there is a big funeral...... Pick one of the three of you! I see this young lady in black clothes, she is very beautiful, or you will choose Requiem, as for this handsome guy, he must have done a lot of things when he was alive, and crying Qiguan is the most suitable for the temperament of a handsome guy...... As for this little sister in yellow! It's better to have a big funeral——— I think you must have done a lot of great things when you were alive, and the people loved you very much......"

Three people gave the leaders of the three professional teams, and each of them gave a resounding slap: "Hurry up and send us back!" Although you are the underworld of this planet. But I can choose not to be reincarnated here......" Miko Yan Yue said, "The greatest cause of my life has not been completed, and I cannot be reincarnated". Daofeng Yuli said: "I am the Jade Emperor, I am such a noble status, I must not be reincarnated in the dark place here of you!" I'm going to be reincarnated in a particularly bright place...... ""I combine!! "Send us back ...... quickly......

However, the more noisy they are, the less the professional team will send them back...... In order to show that they are literate, Heng Nagano said a lot of things that the professional team did not understand...... Yan Yuemiko scolded: "お母さん、早く私達三人をどこからどこに送りますか!" この三つの馬鹿! ものではない…… (Fuck, get the three of us back the way we came, you bastards, three idiots!) Shimafeng Yuli said: "お母さん、早く私達をもとの道に戻してください。 そうしないと、私は今四天王の天兵を呼んで、あなた達を片付けます。 天子の狂りは,屍millionの血を流し,千liの血を流す。 (Fuck, send the three of us back the way we came, if you don't, I'll call the Four Heavenly Kings to come and clean you up now!) The professional team had no choice, looked left and right, and hurriedly sent the three masters back

No one came to mourn in this funeral home, and the three of them lay there quietly, but the master of ceremonies of the funeral home still had to do the relevant matters in place, and pulled a few staff members at random, and mourned there, crying seven levels of mourning...... Just as the crying seven levels were singing to the second verse, the three of them sat up directly, and then changed to the master of ceremonies and lay on it......

Because everyone consumed a lot of alcohol, they fainted after walking a few steps, and the staff of the funeral home quickly carried them from the funeral home to the hospital morgue, and from the hospital morgue to the hospital's emergency room......

Hyako Otoko and Hoshiya Nagano came to the emergency room on crutches. I didn't know what to say when I saw three people lying on the bed in the emergency room. Two minutes later, three people were transferred to the ICU...... At this time, the two of them didn't say anything, they didn't seem to do anything, and they didn't seem to pay so much attention to their sweethearts...... But their enemies are there...... As an arrogant country with a long history, although we have enmity between us, we are still a family, the two girls have mixed feelings in their hearts———— and finally said something like this: "My dear husband, how can you leave me alone? I haven't gotten a certificate from you yet, and I haven't produced crystals for you...... You can't leave me......" "Two sisters, we haven't fought yet, why can't you go into the incinerator sooner?" So that the two of us can blow a song for you to cry seven levels or a big funeral, that will also be able to fulfill our wishes in this life......" "What are you two talking about here? Where you came from, where you are going! You pentanitrotoluene people are really all talents! I think we are already very talented when we have Sichuan Xingji, but I didn't expect our sect master school——— Youchuan Senior High School to come out with so many talents! It's really awesome! It's really social! ”……

So the current situation is that either everyone will get the certificate together, or no one will get the certificate!