Birth, old age, sickness and death are human nature, and the technology of delivering babies to newcomers is very mature, but the technology of sending away the dead is very immature. Although it is also important to send away the dead, people are reluctant to join the funeral procession for various reasons.

The relevant departments of the state have keenly noticed this major problem and have decided to open a school in which all those who can enter the school will be public servants when they enter society. What kind of school is this? Why do people from this school come out and become public officials? What are the benefits of studying in this school? Look down

The name of this school is really too big to tell the truth: Pentanitrotoluene Professional Team Training School——— which strives to train more professional teams for our country.

However, as a professional in a professional team, carrying a coffin is a hard job. Therefore, relevant students must be fully closed management and fully closed learning

This is a new school, and it must recruit students from outside, so this school quickly played its own enrollment advertisement on CCTV: recruiting students of any age, three-year undergraduate, no age limit, as long as you carry the coffin well and walk steadily, you can come to study. We don't charge you a penny for tuition, we pay you 1000 a month, and the longer you stay, the more money you will pay......

This kind of school is very yin, but it is not excluded that people will come. Unexpectedly, he recruited more than 1,000 students in a very short period of time, and his plan for this year's batch was 2,000 people, completing more than half of the enrollment plan at once

Since I have come to various tasks, I have to do a good job: about 20 days after the start of school, it has already arrived on July 20, and a report performance has been performed. This funeral home professional school implements a vacation system of one month off in the previous month, and there are two days off in each school month, and if there is a holiday, it will be released. This is more civil servants than civil servants! It's just a past to enjoy it, how can there be a job? How bold is man, how fruitful is the earth. Pentanitrotoluene is such an expansion!

According to people's different learning levels, this professional team school is divided into different reporting phalanxes: mourning phalanx, coffin carrying phalanx, master of ceremonies, and condolence group......

This school has really made a lot of money: this time the report performance went directly to the memorial service——— it's really too conscientious, so professional

Yan Yuemiko has the most say in the professional team, she heard that the country has opened a professional team school, and there is a live broadcast of the performance on the TV, so she turned on the TV to watch the live broadcast

The previous news report has been paved for a long time, and soon this report performance is about to start

Shimakaze Yuli tuned the TV station to the two-dimensional channel: "Rabbit sauce kawaii...... sauce is really kawaii...... Baby, I really love ......" "Damn, when the are you here?" "I can come when I want, and I can leave when I want!" "...... the"

Yan Yuemeizi was very unhappy and said, "Xiaobai, give me one of the life talismans, phew, bring me 1,000 of them, and a big one is fine...... This island is so damn ......" "Sister, can't you just throw her on the roof?" The amulet on the top of the building, there is no problem with 100 people to die...... "Good sister, just listen to your ......"

"Are you going to throw the island wind Yuli upstairs?" Hoshiya Nagano said, "I'm ......." "I'm going to throw these two upstairs......" "Fuck, you fucking don't want to mess around!" "I'm combining!" "Looks like there's going to have to be a fight, 250 pulls you away...... Or just pull the funeral home...... "......

"Fuck, fuck me out......" Miko Yan Yue kicked all three of them to the top of the building, and then she was pulled away by 250, including the others.

Tsuneshi Nagano followed 250 to the hospital, and the doctor said, "Your three palaces and six hospitals are really damn ...... Those harems of yours, if you continue to play like this, it is estimated that they should be sent away, and it is estimated that after a while, they will come to a fierce one, and then you will go to the cemetery to see them every year during the Qingming Festival...... No, no, it's possible that you'll have to go into the earth with your harem......"

Nagano didn't say anything, silently lit a cigarette and opened a bottle of wine.

Although Yan Yue Meizi was wrapped in bandages all over her body, she still had to do her job well. It stands to reason that the performance of the funeral home should have been completed in the morning, but because the superior leaders slept a little longer, the performance was changed to the afternoon

Yan Yuemiko clicked on the mobile phone with her tongue, and the pentanitrotoluene national funeral home professional school, the report performance officially began.

This report performance is super immersive: the principal of the funeral home professional school is lying in the funeral parlor himself——— he is really a good principal in the country! Dedicated himself to the great cause of education

In the largest funeral parlor in the country——— Haima Funeral Parlor, the body of the principal of the funeral parlor professional school lies on a large bed with white flowers, covered with the national flag of the country of pentanitrotoluene, located in the center of the funeral parlor auditorium, is a black and white photo of the principal of this school, and after the death of the principal, this is his posthumous portrait. Above it is a banner in black cloth and white letters——— mourning the memory of Mr. Nanachi Yamamoto, the principal of the Central Funeral Home Professional School of Pentanitrotoluene

Leaders at all levels sat on both sides of the hall of the funeral home to accept the educational achievements of the school.

The staff at the venue made a gesture, and at this time there was a chorus of mourning. The master of ceremonies began to speak: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome everyone, today we have a heavy heart, we have come to send the principal of the funeral home professional school, Mr. ——— Yamamoto Shichiseki, for the last ride...... Mr. Yamamoto Shichiseki devoted his life to the cause of funeral parlors in our country, insisted that life and death are also great, and devoted his life to sending off the departed, and single-handedly founded the funeral parlor professional school...... It's a pity, it's a pity! Our great Mr. Yamamoto Nanaseki left this world with his own regrets...... I have devoted my life to the funeral, and today I sent myself away, woo-hoo-lament, woo-hoo-lament...... Now, I would like to invite Mr. Yamamoto's former friends and students, as well as the students, to come and pay my respects to Mr. Yamamoto Shichiseki......"

The condolence team arrived soon, basically one person and a piece of mourning, the condolence team cried really sadly, although there was no sound, but everyone's sobbing, in exchange for anyone to cry a ———fuck, it was really touching......

Immediately afterwards, the leaders remembered the thunderous applause: "Good, great, very professional, very professional...... It's really a talent from my country! You have truly practiced the concept of life and death inherent in ——— people, which is either heavier than Mount Tai or lighter than Hongmao...... I believe that you have the ability to send people on their last journey......"

The master of ceremonies continued, "Now ask our professional team to send Mr. Yamamoto Nanaseki on his last journey...... Please ask the professional team to come and see off Mr. Principal......"

Immediately afterwards, a professional team of suits and leather shoes came, and there were men and women in this professional team, so it reflected that this school has no gender in its career, everyone is equal——— everyone can give away......

Next, someone played, this music is a big funeral, and someone led the singing, but the level of this lead singer is really poor! A big man with five big and three thick sages sings better than Lori...... If it weren't for the video, it would be a funeral for everyone

Yan Yuemiko analyzed the level of the professional team carrying the coffin from a professional perspective: but let's analyze it from the action level of the professional team first!

When the professional team carries the coffin, the coffin board must be covered, otherwise, the corpse will not be good to see the light. Although the professional team did not cover the coffin board when carrying Nagano Heng and the girls, this was required by the situation, because the person on the stage was a living person. Although the principal of the funeral home professional school is not dead, he is already dead at the time of this report, so he must be treated as a dead person. This doesn't even cover the coffin board! Be confident in your professionalism! It's good to be confident

But this professional team is really unstable when it walks——— and the professional team of my Yin Cao Difu carries the coffin, although it is up and down, but everyone walks very steadily, as long as the person does not move on it. This fucking turned the principal upside down and threw it directly on the body of this professional team.

The principal sat up suddenly, and the people who came to sweep the tomb were startled when they saw it: ", the corpse is cheated, the corpse is cheated...... "The coffin bearer, look at the corpse above you......" "Cheated the corpse, run quickly......"

The professional team ignored the words of the citizens and carried the principal to the place where he was buried in the ground, and the principal was supposed to leave the coffin at this time, and the professional team wanted to bury the coffin. But by the time we got to the cemetery, it was already half past five. It's half past four at the end of the funeral home school, which is more than an hour of hours, no, no, no, after burying the coffin, I'm going to leave......

So this memorial service really became a memorial service, and there must be two of them. Why do you say there are two games? One is for the leader, and the other is for the real principal to die. I'm telling you, you must pay attention to anyone's safety whenever you open a school, otherwise, the principal is a consumable, and the students are the same, in short, no one can escape the consumables, this person

The professional team turned the coffin upside down and directly detained the coffin to Yamamoto Qiguan. Although Yamamoto Shichiguan is very strong, this coffin is iron, although this post is still a little thin, but the person who buried the body quickly covered the soil, so everyone thought that the principal had gone down, and indeed, he had gone down.

"What's our plan?" The vice-principal said, "Give me the proposal...... Oh, by the way, this is a small memorial service after the people have been sent away and buried in the grave...... Come, take off your hat, and let's mourn the principal together......"

Everyone took off their hats to mourn the principal together, and everyone cried very sadly, but the crying was very vulgar: "Principal, why did you leave so quickly?" "I haven't shaken hands with my parents yet...... "Principal, you're walking so fast, when is our school closing?" "Oh, my headmaster, you're walking so fast that I haven't caught up with you?" "Headmaster, you can't go!" ……

Anyway, the headmaster is gone. The headmaster did not return to his office, but to the underworld, to the place where he was born.

Yan Yuemiko is very worried about the future of this funeral parlor professional school, but it just so happens that this school is recruiting teachers, as long as you have professional experience in carrying coffins, you can go here to be a teacher, no teacher qualification certificate, no certificate, based on ability. So, Miko Yan Yue decided to apply for a job as a teacher

Of course, the other girls also want to enter this school, but they don't want to be teachers, but they want to be students to understand how this coffin is carried? Turn around and carry our dear Lord Yama to the underworld. In this way, I can be with my dearest husband, as if I am a little inconsiderate, it should be, I will carry all the other women except me......

Of course, this school is also very social.

The Great God of the Three Realms, it's not your mother, so you can't be fucking willful! The gods of the Three Realms studied and worked here, and saw some very sand sculptures in their daily lives. However, Nagano Xingya learned from the time and space hole: this school is actually getting better and better, but it has not closed down. It is enough to reflect the national policy of our pentanitrotoluene country: the whole people give away, and the dead are sent away...... Funeral ...... together Pentanitrotoluene countries should be conceited about their position! Because of this status, they can expand indefinitely

Since this school is closed, it is impossible for you to leave the school for three years, you can only go out during the holidays, and you can choose not to go to school at any time. So, after experiencing the daily life of these sand sculptures, the girls all went home. Because in this funeral parlor professional school, it is better to be by the side of your husband! There is nothing better than my husband other than my husband...... As long as you can have children, it is equivalent to determining your status, so you must have a child with your husband and get a marriage certificate as soon as possible...... These are all afterthoughts, so let's take a look at the daily life of sand sculptures in this funeral home professional school

This dormitory building is okay, basically you can freely choose the number of people in the room, if you have a lot of brothers, and then the relationship is very iron, you can live in a big room, if you are alone, you can live in a small room alone. This arrangement is still very humane.

Of course, the sand sculpture is always accompanied by this funeral parlor professional school. People have three urgency, so the bathroom should be the best

Girls, call the bathroom in the dormitory building of the funeral parlor professional school Shangri-La. Why is it called Shangri-La? Because there are about 3,000 girls living in this dormitory (the school has expanded), and 3,000 girls share a toilet, which has only 30 pits. It is typical of wolves with more meat and less meat.

Xiaomao, everyone here must think: Girls stagger the time to go to the toilet, isn't that okay?

It's not as simple as you think, Shangri-La is not a problem with going to the toilet, but the smell of the toilet. This toilet is a dry toilet, and everyone knows what a dry toilet looks like, so this Shangri-La really lives up to its name, because the site of this school is not newly built, but a dilapidated factory, renovated. So there's a lot of dirt on it, according to rumors: it's almost half a year to flush the toilet...... So, this smells all of a sudden!

Originally, this thing was ugly and should not be publicized. The girls don't dare to fight in the dormitory, because there is a corresponding life, and the teacher is in charge. Although Yan Yue Meizi is a teacher in this school, she still lives with other girls——— because everyone lives together, and they are used to it, although there is no room alone here, but it is still possible to draw a bed curtain. Every night, the girls and Nagano Heng want to talk about videos, but every time they talk about videos, they are all squatted by Baigu Yinzi. My favorite thing was robbed by others, and I definitely don't want to, everyone is a god of the Three Realms, how can there be something that I can't get? So, it's worth getting into a fight. If there is a fight in the dormitory, the life teacher will come over. Then let's go to Shangri-La! Fuck, this will really fucking forget it, don't fight, don't fight, I'll settle accounts with you when I turn around!

As for the bathroom in the boys' apartment, it's a smoke house, and everyone has gone to be edified......

People take food as the sky, and eating every day is still very problematic, very social. Now that I think about it, it's all very sand sculptures

This restaurant is very large, ten people sit at each table, and the meals are okay, basically there is meat for every meal, every three or five times, and milk...... But there are also sand sculptures, which run through the whole meal.

Each table has a duty student, and every time you eat, there is a duty student who beats the meal to your own table. Of course, there are some rules in the restaurant

As soon as the girls entered the dining room, they saw a person standing on a high stool. This buddy's outfit is really domineering: a dragon on his left arm, a tiger on his right arm, wearing black short sleeves and black pants. However, after Yan Yuemiko finished eating, this buddy changed his outfit again: the same way, this buddy still stood on a high stool, but this time the dress was really too cowhideous: wearing a pair of plum Lulu, stockings with skin color and pink stitching, and skirt supports, wearing a very cute Lolita skirt, with a huge gemstone necklace, a golden wig, and of course, wearing makeup. Don't think about it, this is a man! But the route this guy takes is really good.,As a very beautiful Lori,Boobs must stand out (don't think too much!) Naturally, this guy also has a very good way——— took two big balloons and stuffed them in. He has a whistle around his neck and a big horn in his hand. All of a sudden, it tasted like that——— isn't this Lord Yama in charge, right?

Everyone chattered into the dining room and sat down in front of their respective seats. Immediately after that, everyone began to move their chopsticks

The women's clothing boss blew a whistle: "Give me silence, did Lao Tzu let you move your chopsticks?" If you fucking dare to move chopsticks when I didn't drop much faster, I'll fucking get all your fucking food! Understood nodding! ”

Everyone nodded, and the dragon brother said, "Okay, let's start the meal now...... Teachers, open ......."

Everyone was talking while eating, and at this time, Brother Long blew his whistle again: "Hey, can you fucking eat this fucking meal?" You fucking stinky, this fucking owe cleanup! Fuck me! Table 30 over there is still a fucking meal! eat, get out! "This eldest brother deducted all the jobs at table 30 and drove away table 30." Continue to eat, don't speak, understand and nod! ”

Everyone nodded, but there were still people talking, this big brother, he couldn't control it. Some people say, "If you don't look like that, don't dress like that......" "Can this be a normal person?" ”……

I don't know how long it took, but the dragon brother whistled again: "Fuck, all put down the chopsticks and put down the bowl!" Can you fucking eat properly? After a while, he continued, "Keep eating......"

In the end, it should be considered that the meal is over, and the women's clothing boss whistled again: "Put down the chopsticks, put down the bowl to eat, and the time is over...... On duty, stand up, throw out all the dishes, and everyone leaves in an orderly manner...... Fuck, 90 over there, fucking eat! Where the fuck did the duty student go? Fuck, get the fuck out of table 90! ”……

However, you won't have a good time when you leave the restaurant. Even walking is taken care of: under the guidance of the relevant life staff, Baigu Otoko walked to the road on the left——— the road on the left is for girls, and the road on the right is for boys.

This kind of walking design will definitely cause an accident, no, it will happen: a boy walked to the girl's road on the left, and happened to be caught by the life manager: "Are you a man or a woman?" "I'm a man......" "Then why the are you looking for a girl's path?" Do you want to be transgender? Get the fuck back to the right! The boy walked away with his tail between his legs.

However, it doesn't mean that there is no great god in this funeral parlor professional school, no, Island Wind Yuli met a great god: instant disguise

The great god was carrying a backpack and also walked into the path of the girl on the left, and was caught by the life manager: "Do you want to be transgender?" Hurry up and get to the right......" The great god ignored the life caretaker and continued to walk on the left side of the road.

The life administrators of this professional learning to jump have a big temper, and their tempers are very bad, and this great god was caught by other life administrators, and another life administrator rushed directly to it, wanting to change sex for this great god. Then a magical scene happened——— it took a minute for the life administrator to catch up with the great god. But the great god changed his outfit in a minute: he brought a pink wig, pink underwear, a white skirt, pink and white stockings, no, it seemed to be a pink and white jumpsuit, and at the last second when the life administrator caught up with the great god, this great god brought the mask of a two-dimensional anime character to his face. The life administrator chased after him, saw the face of the great god, and was stunned all of a sudden: "Are you a man or a woman?" ”

The great god immediately took a sip of Lori and said, "Uncle Administrator, people are really scared, uncle, why did you suddenly appear from behind me and scared people so much...... Why are you scaring people like this? ”。 Nagano Hoshiya kept applauding: "It's so fucking professional, it's too expert!" ”

Next, the life administrator pointed the finger at Nagano Xingya again: "Hey, can you hurry up?" This place is not fucking allowed to linger ......"

Nagano Hoshiya ran quickly. collided with the great god and knocked off the mask of the great god. Because although there is a hood on the bodysuit, there is no mouth on the hood, and the eyes are not exposed. The image of this great god really scared Xingya Nagano: "Ghost! "I was almost pulled away by the 250.

Later, after the investigation of the girls, it was found that in this place, the number of men dressed as women and women dressed as men was super super. It feels like this place is not a school for the country, but more like a comic con, but the cosplay is not a famous two-dimensional character. People who do not identify with their own gender make up the majority of schools

Of course, there is also a big person who is the most social——— the kettle chief of the funeral parlor professional school——— people are in the kettle, and people are not in the kettle. The kettle is the life of the kettle! Why? Because the coffin carrying training is carried out in the square, seven people are a small group, six people carry the coffin, one person holds a stick, this coffin weighs an average of 100 kilograms, and after dancing a song, they are already exhausted and sweating profusely. And the bucket is still far from the training ground, and Comrade Kettle Captain has the drinking water of all professional teams, so if my kettle chief is good to you, I can guarantee you that your water is full every time. If I don't want to be nice to you, you never want to drink water, even if you have water in your cup, I'm going to pour it for you. So it's okay to offend anyone, don't offend the kettle chief on the training ground.

However, as the kettle leader of the gods of the Three Realms, don't test their bottom line at will——— because you don't even know how you died.

When Nagano Xingya was carrying the coffin, he was accidentally pressed by the coffin and made a deep cut, and went to the infirmary for 20 stitches, and he definitely couldn't walk for a while, but for this kind of god-level person, it was enough to rest for three days first. At this time, the kettle grows over to flirt with the girl

"Classmate, you're really beautiful, why don't we add a contact information, chat, and fall in love......" "No, I already have a husband, I'm already married......" "I see if you don't add contact information to me......" and pounced on Nagano Xingya

Under normal circumstances, Nagano Hoshiya would kill this kind of person directly. But seeing that this person likes her type so much, I think that there are many people in this school who like this type. So I forcibly injected the kettle chief with Lori Elixir (if you drink it, the effect is one day, if you inject it, it will be a lifetime, but the IQ of people who drink this medicine is generally low, what a complicated person, directly and simply...... So this thing has always been banned in the militaristic country, but that doesn't mean you can't get these things), and then, many boys pounced on the kettle chief: It's so beautiful, it's so cute. My Fair Lady, Gentleman. Sinking fish and geese, closing the moon and embarrassing flowers......

History can change, and I learned through the time machine: this funeral home professional school finally sent itself to the funeral home, and their first and last students were all ruined in this life. Only our Sanhe god survived and lived well

Of course, no big ups and downs can compare to the benefits of bathing together, and nothing beats being with your dearest husband

Of course, the end result was that everyone was pulled into the hospital by 250, and the students of the funeral home professional school hurriedly held a memorial service for them. Some are alive, but he is dead...... It seems that something is wrong