Daily nitro goes to the bazaar to tell fortunes
Since the girls write love letters to Nagano Heng every day, the toilet paper ran out early. The family had no choice but to find a place to buy toilet paper, and if they bought it at home, it was estimated that they would not even be allowed to enter the country. But toilet paper has something more or less on any planet, and there happens to be a planet in front of it, so it should be very cheap, so be it
Nagano Hoshiya parked the plane in an open field, and when everyone stepped off the plane, they suddenly realized that there was no supermarket in this place at all——— because it was in a vast rural area. The air is really good, Xiao Bai and Xiao Hei like to eat apples the most, and there are just a few apple trees nearby, they climbed on the trees and picked a few: it was really sweet! They took cloth bags and knocked down all the apples from the trees, and some villagers passed by, but they did not stop them, but a few of them said, "Pick them quickly, pick them quickly!" It's better to cut down the tree...... (I guess the locals don't like this bite)"
Naturally, the family couldn't understand their language, but fortunately, Hades had a rich imagination and could roughly think of what these villagers were saying. That didn't stop the sisters from continuing to pick apples
Hoshiya Nagano asked a villager, "Where is the supermarket?" Where do you sell toilet paper? The villagers said, "What is a supermarket?" But if you want to buy something, I suggest you go to the market, take what you don't want to sell there, and then you go buy something else...... But if you want to use waste paper to buy something, that's not going to work......" "What waste paper?" Hades asked, "It's a banknote!" ”
"This thing is absolutely not good, I'll put ......it here first," said the villager, "we haven't used waste paper to buy anything for hundreds of thousands of years...... This is absolutely not a must...... Well...... But the paper is beautiful...... This pattern is also very good...... Oh...... It's something that our king must love...... How much paper do you have? "If you don't have much money, you can bring 1 million!" "There are all kinds of denominations, and there are coins ......" "I took all 100 kilograms of gold, is it enough?" "Huh?" "Okay, that's it! Hey, helicopters? Bring 100 kilograms of gold here...... "After a while, a large piece of gold fell to the ground. Nagano Hoshiya tested it, and the purity was very high.
The villager said, "I see that all your coins are collected, and you can trade other things that you don't want in the market." We love collecting, quirky stuff here. If you're going to the market, you'll walk for ten minutes and you'll be there......" "Is there any toilet paper sold in the market?" Notebook ............ Everyone asked a question
"There'......s everything there," said the villagers, "we don't have cars or anything here, it's all horse-drawn carriages...... The traffic is not convenient. When all kinds of small objects are absolutely the best, do you see that street sign in front of you? Follow this road all the way to the ...... Hope you guys make a good deal......"
Hoshiya Nagano, shrunken the plane and put it in his pocket, and the group walked towards the market
This bazaar is really lively: selling all kinds of snacks, selling daily necessities, all kinds of service industries, and the stall owners are also very enthusiastic: "Guest officer, come and eat a bun", "Pure handmade oil umbrella, think about it", "Haircut, haircut———" "Fresh fruit, take a look, take a look!" "Farmhouse chicken wonton, the meat filling is particularly large, and the wonton is particularly fragrant———" "Fresh dinosaur steak, especially big, especially fragrant!" One piece only costs five dollars, and one piece only costs five dollars——— come and take a look! ”……
Nagano Island Kaze doesn't care what is sold at the bazaar, so he buys a box of toilet paper. Of course, the girls want to buy a big box of notebooks, because there is a lot of ———— to write love letters. Everyone bought a little bit of something, and Yan Yuemiko saw that there was a stall that was counting hexagrams, so she spent a dollar and asked Daxian to calculate it for herself.
"Oh, little girl, you're skeletal amazement!" Daxian said, "The little girl must not be an idle person, but she has great achievements, but your life is coming to an end...... Have fun in time and prepare for the future......" "Then may I ask Daxian, how many years do I have to live?" Hades said.
"Your Yin Tang is black, your whole body is cold, and your qi is not good, you must have worked too hard for a big cause...... Daxian took a sip of water, and then said, "You have worked too hard for your great cause, and for a great cause, there are people fighting with you, and you are busy fighting with your opponents, and this matter has eaten you back...... In ten days, you will die violently......" "Uh...... So what kind of great cause do you say you are pursuing? "Build a great empire...... But you're now possessed by Hades...... Black and white are impermanent, and they are about to take your life away......" "Uh...... Can you say something nice? ”
Hades looked at Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai and said, "Prawn, I invite two friends to come over and come to your stall to calculate a hexagram and see what the fortunes of my two friends are?" I'm giving you two dollars...... "Okay, just have fun in time......" "Little Hei Xiaobai, you two come here, come to this big immortal's stall to calculate a hexagram"
Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai came over, Daxian touched the bones of the two, touched and touched, Daxian's face turned pale: "Ah! No way...... It's absolutely impossible...... This does not exist...... This is not in accordance with the law...... This is not common sense...... This is not human...... This supernatural...... Fuck ...... me What is this? Forehead...... The bones of our whole life have encountered this situation unprecedentedly...... I don't believe it, I increase my efforts, these two babies must be normal human beings, definitely not demons and monsters...... Looks like it's time to do something......"
Daxian increased his strength, and Xiaobai squeaked in pain: "You give me a little lighter...... Wow!!!! let me go! ......" Daxian said, "Impossible! When pigs fly! It can't be impermanence! White impermanence absolutely does not exist! Black impermanence does not exist! I don't believe I can't figure it out! "Wow, a, a———" Xiaobai spit out a life-urging charm from his mouth and pasted it on Daxian's body, Daxian was frozen, and finally pulled his hand out...... "My hand is about to be crippled by this bastard......"
Hades and Black and White Impermanence discussed together: "This great immortal is really fucking convinced!" We are from the underworld, if we want to tell fortunes, there must be no one more professional than us, let's set up a stall to tell fortunes! "Can I calculate, what kind of birth can this person recarnate into?" The Jade Emperor said. "Fuck, you're fucking coming here to steal business with me!" Yan Yuemiko was very angry, "Why are you everywhere?" I'll open a fortune-telling stall, you come over and join in the fun! I'm chasing Hengsang, and you're also involved! You don't want to mess around? "Why don't you come and fight?" The Jade Emperor spewed fire, and a yin wind also rose around the King of Hades
"Mi woo ———" the two girls screamed, startling the villagers passing by. Nagano Heng scolded: "Fuck, can you go to a distance and fight?" Shame on our family! Yan Yue Miko coquettishly said to Nagano Heng: "Hengsang, Island Wind Yuli is not a thing at all!" I want to calculate a hexagram and make some money, she has to rob me of business......" Shimafeng Yuli also coquettished to Nagano Heng: "This Yan Yue Meizi is not a thing!" I think what kind of reincarnation a person can be in the future, and what does it have to do with her Hades? "Baigu Yinzi doesn't care what you are, the Jade Emperor of Hades, is coquettish to Nagano Heng, and runs over to ask for a hug." Baigu Yinzi, you ......" The two scolded in unison, "What a treacherous!" I want to hug ...... too" "Hengsang, hug me!" "Hug me!" Three girls huddled together
"Whew———" It turned out that Hoshiya Nagano gave the three girls from behind, each with a pencil: "Take a look around!" ”
The three of them looked around, and the villagers had already gathered in a circle. The girls' faces were redder than the sun, and they slipped away from the crowd.
The King of Hades and the Jade Emperor each set up a stall, and the two of them did not deal with each other, and they were angry when they saw each other. With her unique appearance, Hyakuzo opened a haunted house in an abandoned shed. The three of them all wanted to have guests coming, but there were guests, and there were not many people...... Although she was the only one in the haunted house of Hyakuzoko, the guests were scared out within two minutes. Hades is worthy of being a professional fortune teller, and the layout of the stall is particularly exquisite: the prepared Mazar is high and low, she herself sits on the high Maza, the guests sit on the low Maza, and wears a dark and red coat, which makes her particularly majestic, but this Mazar is also high enough——— ten meters high, and the guests sit on the low Maza, so they can't see her. And sitting on this high mazaar is not free——— if you move casually, it is easy to fall down, and your nose is bruised and your face is swollen. The Jade Emperor was even better——— she prepared a chair, the chair was towering into the sky, about thirty or forty meters long. But he didn't have a helicopter in this area, or some flying machines, not a single anti-aircraft gun. If there were those things, a cannonball flew in, and the Jade Emperor would blow up to ashes. The Jade Emperor herself, who is only 1.6 meters tall and weighs only more than 40 kilograms (no more than 43 kilograms), sat at the bottom of the guests, and even she couldn't see anyone at all
Let's not talk about their strange stalls for the time being, as far as this fortune-telling technique is concerned, it is also first-class: a guest walked to the Jade Emperor's stall: "Daxian, count a hexagram...... Daxian, where are you? "Looking at ...... head" "Where is it?" "Look closely, it's 40 meters above your head" "Oh, Daxian, you're really good!" One of the villagers responded and said, "Daxian, it's really Daxian, sitting in the closest place to the immortal." Daxian, you must be an expert at subduing demons and eliminating demons......" The villagers laughed
Daofeng Yuli said angrily: "Your father, I am the Jade Emperor, and I have devoted my life to subduing demons and eliminating demons!" You are not allowed to laugh at me! "Yo, I heard this great immortal say that he is the Jade Emperor, I don't think so, listening to such a sweet voice, it should be a cute little sister......" Everyone still laughed.
"I'm combining! I think you're a demon and a monster! You wait, I'll go down and get rid of you!" He threw a fireball down
The villagers skillfully dodged, but an innocent runner suffered, and the fireball smashed directly into his face, scorching him "Wow! Daxian is really the leader of demon subjugation! It is really the Jade Emperor who descended to earth! Long live my emperor, long live, long live, long live......" ——— turned out to be a fireball of the Jade Emperor, which directly burned a big villain who was doing evil here. The villagers adored her very much, and some even burned some paper and lit some incense for her. There were even people who organized a large number of people to make incense on her.
The incense under the bottom is getting stronger and stronger, but the island wind Yuli is unaware of it, immersed in the worship of the people. After a while, these incense flames took advantage of the wind to start a fire and directly burned the wooden chairs. The island wind was jade, and the squeaky screams that were burned by the fire fell from a height of 40 meters, fell onto the incense, and the clothes were burned. A villager walked over to check ——— was out of breath. Hades and Black and White Impermanence laughed at the Jade Emperor, although they were mortal enemies, neither of them wanted the other to die, but those who should be humiliated still had to be humiliated.
Xiao Hei hooked the soul of the Jade Emperor, and Yan Yue Meizi smiled: "Jade Emperor, what kind of wind blew you here?" You have always done so well in the heavenly realm, and you are very safe and stable, why did you think of coming to me to report? "If it weren't for the old lady who was burned to death by incense, why would she come to you?" "You didn't expect you to be where you are today, did you? Come to me to report! Hahahahahaha———ha If you want to enjoy it, go back and I'll burn you a few hundred kilograms...... Let you report to yourself...... I have ample opportunity to chase Heng-san......" "You want to be beautiful, Nagano Heng's life is mine, you and that little bone and that alien, no one can rob it!" Whoever robs me will break his life! "I gave the Jade Emperor thousands of lifespans in the book of life and death
Xiaobai didn't understand: "Sister, why do you want to give that opponent thousands of years of life?" Didn't you want to kill her sooner? "Don't you see that?" Yan Yue Meizi said, "Jade Emperor, she just wants to blatantly rob my husband with me, if I and any of him die, then the husband who robbed me will be meaningless......" "Sister, do you really like that villain so much?" Xiao Hei asked puzzled. Tsuneshi Nagano saved me and changed my heart, my heart is hers, my whole person is his, and everything I have is his ......" "Sister, I can't! The entire Netherworld is still supported by you......" "The Netherworld has nothing to do with finding you a brother-in-law...... Whoever knows knows, everyone who understands, you two can follow me to tell your fortune......" "But ...... This...... Sister...... You...... It's true...... Think...... Got it figured...... Is it? ”
People just thought about burning incense for the Jade Emperor, but naturally no one from the stall of the king of Hades came to tell fortunes. But this time the Jade Emperor was burned naked, and in front of the public, he didn't dare to continue fortune-telling. The uncle who sold the cloth was quite kind and gave the Jade Emperor a piece of flower cloth, and the Jade Emperor really returned to Nagano Xingya's plane.
As for what Tsuneshi Nagano's parents were doing, of course they went for a snack. Because they had never visited the bazaar, they thought that this bazaar was good everywhere, and they walked all the way and ate all the way. It doesn't matter what the kids are doing. Nagano Heng saw a stall selling high-grade wood, and it was very cheap, and wanted to buy a cube, he was this wood, his first customer. He chatted very closely with this little brother who sold wood, and when the little brother was happy, he directly gave him a 5% discount. Nagano Heng's younger sister, Nagano Hatsumitsu, took a fancy to a few pieces of flower cloth and bought some. Sadly, parents don't know where to go. She cried in her frustration because there were no police officers in the bazaar———, and none of the stall owners knew her parents. Finally found his brother, so he cried and ran to Nagano Heng, "Brother———" "Oops, you almost broke my ribs" Nagano Heng said. Some villagers filmed this scene: "Brother and sister are in love" and "I want a second child......
Back at the fortune-telling booth of Hades, after Shimakaze Yuli went out of business, Hyakku Otoko also went out of business. But she's already made a lot of money, and it's a good profit. "Fairy, fortune teller......" "Here it is"
Yan Yue Meizi did not take the usual path, she took out a notebook, and said, "Write down your name......" The guest wrote down the name, and the king of Hades said: "Xiaobai, bring me a ...... for the life talisman" "Daxian can really joke, what can he do with a piece of waste paper?" I really don't believe that this amulet is attached to me, and I can't move it......" "This amulet is not for you to put on others, but for me to stick on you!" Yan Yue Meizi said, "I'll take you in for Tianxingdao today!" The guest laughed wildly: "Hahahahahahahaha...... You're not the king of Hades, so it's useless to draw the amulet drawn by your henchman! How can you be sure that I'm a bad person, and I have to die......" "If you don't believe me, let's let the fellow confirm it on the spot...... That fellow, please call the Public Security Bureau...... Give him this man's name...... "It's useless to say it, I can't do anything!" ”
The guest officer was very unconvinced, touched the hard thing in his pocket, and said a little anxiously: "You check, you check, I will never do anything!" A fellow called the Public Security Bureau to confirm ——— this person was really a fugitive. The guest was annoyed and angry, gave the surrounding villagers a knife to each person, and immediately left the fortune-telling booth with a 100-meter sprint. However, the people of the Netherworld are not idle people, and capturing an ordinary human is as simple as digging for something. "Where to run——— Xiao Hei threw out the iron hook, and Xiao Bai's life talisman was hung on the hook, and directly hooked the bad guy back.
"Run, you're running!" Yan Yuemiko said, "No matter how much you run, you can't outrun our people from the Netherworld!" You have committed a heinous crime, and you must be beaten with 100 million iron rods first! "100 million rounds of ammunition on foot, all fired with machine guns, the guns can be broken, but the bullets cannot be broken......"
Is Hades' fortune-telling booth really that evil? Don't believe it, of course you don't believe it, you can't believe it! People have a common problem, that is, they like to go to evil places, and the more evil places are, the more they yearn for them. Many Jiangyang thieves came here, and the king of Hades could kill a person with every hexagram. The family spent two days on the planet and punished a lot of bad guys. We can sum up the situation in one sentence: the bad guys were either at Hades' fortune-telling booth or on their way to that fortune-telling.
In the past two days, I have helped the planet and solved the big problem in my heart. The local media rushed to report on the incident, and in an instant, many people from Mobike went away.
The limelight of the Jade Emperor was robbed by the king of Hades, and the island wind Yuli was very unhappy, and he had to do something to make up for this shortcoming, the two fell in love with each other and killed each other, this means must also impress the other party, and it must not kill the other party. What to do? The Jade Emperor thought of this method, and he really lifted a stone and smashed his own feet.
In the evening, the family gathered around to eat, and Shimakaze Yuli took advantage of Yan Yuemiko's inattention and put a cup of sawdust in her porridge. Hades thought it was a good thing, but he thought about it, the Jade Emperor was burned uncomfortably today, such a good thing, it must be eaten by the Jade Emperor. The Jade Emperor must replenish sufficient energy to restore her skin. So he added some chocolate powder to the porridge, and when Shima Feng Yuli was not paying attention, he made sure to change her bowl
Shimafeng Yuli went out halfway, and Hades changed her porridge at this time (the Jade Emperor didn't like to drink porridge while eating, so he didn't move a bite of porridge at this time) Nagano Heng was the first to finish eating and returned to the room, and Shimafeng Yuli took a big gulp of the porridge, "Hmm... Cough...... ...... Cough...... Who the fuck put so much powder in here and choked me...... Cough...... ...... vomit"
“gvhr fgbc…… Meow! The Jade Emperor shouted, it turned out that Nagano Heng stabbed her with a ruler from behind, and Nagano Heng scolded: "You, as the Jade Emperor, don't you know how expensive the golden silk nanmu is?" In the ...... of the seahorse aphrodisiac It's only a small piece, but you don't spoil the heavens! "Crying chirp ( •̥́ ˍ •̀ू ) 嘤嘤嘤~"
Of course, beating people is beating people, daily love letters, but they are still indispensable, no matter how the girls do something out of line, Nagano Heng stabs them with all kinds of things, they still love him deeply
In the same way, they embark on a new journey