Chapter 34: Impersonation
During the summer vacation, the university access control was relatively relaxed, and Zhang Jiao's age was very suitable for pretending to be a college student, and his psychological quality was good.
Putting the snakeskin bag in a secret place outside the school, he took out a few stacks of leaflets and stuffed them in his clothes, and he sneaked into the university gate several times without danger, and finally ran through the colleges around the Star Theater at about 4 o'clock in the afternoon.
But because of the small number of students who stayed in school, there were still a lot of 1,000 flyers left.
Zhang Jiao didn't want to waste it, thought about it, and in line with the principle that since there was no geographical limit, he would harm the best students in Haijing, stuffed the last bit of flyer, and resolutely walked towards Haijing University.
When he came to the vicinity of the main gate of Haida, he did not act rashly, but bought a corn cob on the street and gnawed on it, while waiting, and saw a group of Haida students who went out, talking and laughing back to school, so he quickly came over, and Shi Shiran followed closely and mixed into the campus.
As a prestigious institution of higher learning in the entire Eastern Continent, Haijing University's campus is beyond imagination, with an elegant environment, an exaggerated number of libraries, and several times or even 10 times more students staying on campus during holidays than ordinary universities... And so on, Zhang Jiao felt that his eyes were wide open.
For a while, I couldn't find the location of the boys' dormitory.
In the end, he could only bite the bullet and block a girl with a pair of black-framed wide-rimmed glasses, braces in her mouth, her head down and reading a book on the campus trail, feeling that she was full of nerdness, and asked with a smile on her face: "Classmate, how do I get to the boys' dormitory?"
"Which college's boys' dormitory?" asked the glasses girl as she stopped and looked up at Zhang Jiao.
Hearing the girl ask Zhang Jiaoleng, "Uh, any one is fine." ”
Unexpectedly, this sentence stabbed the hornet's nest, and the glasses girl's voice changed, and she asked vigilantly: "You are not a Haida student, and you shouldn't be here to find someone, what are you doing here?"
"Classmate, don't get me wrong. Zhang Jiao heard that the tone of the glasses girl was wrong, and secretly screamed in his heart that it was not good, and his brain turned quickly to explain: "I am indeed not a student of your Haida University, but I pursue progress and aim to be admitted to Haida in the future."
So come and have a look, feel the atmosphere of a prestigious university, and cheer yourself up. ”
"That's right. The glasses girl looked Zhang Jiao up and down with a scrutinizing gaze, and suddenly pointed to his ribs and asked, "Then what are you in your clothes?"
Zhang Jiao wore a dark T-shirt, tucked the hem of the dress into the belt and tied it tightly, and the flyer was tucked in from the collar, and the whole shirt became a pocket, which was very secret, but the ribs would be slightly bulging.
Now that the glasses girl has seen the flaw, he can only stubbornly say nonsense: "Of course, what is in the clothes is fat."
I'm a thin person, but I'm fat, and it's hard to find a girlfriend for this. ”
The glasses girl didn't listen to his nonsense, and touched Zhang Jiao's waist suddenly, and then raised her voice while retreating: "Your fat is so hard, it's a crime tool for sliding doors and picking locks."
No wonder the school keeps throwing things these days, it turns out that they are thieves!
Come, everyone, catch the thief, catch the thief..."
Zhang Jiao was startled, and his first reaction was to run away.
But after thinking about it, a place like Haida must hide a dragon and a crouching tiger, and a level 1 transcendent person will definitely not be able to break out, once the matter is big, if he is caught again, he will really be indescribable, and the way is unclear.
I could only wave my hand again and again in a panic: "No, classmate, eldest sister, eldest sister, I'm not a thief, really not." ”
As he spoke, the surrounding students had already rushed up and surrounded Zhang Jiao.
Seeing this, the glasses girl was bold, and no longer retreated, but stepped forward and pointed to Zhang Jiao's nose and told the origin of the matter.
Zhang Jiao heard his head as big as a fight, but he couldn't refute it, so he could only argue in vain that he was not a thief.
In the surrounding crowd, there were a few bold and bold Haida boys who didn't believe it, and directly stepped forward to pull Zhang Jiao's clothes.
As a result, the T-shirt was torn off the belt, and with a "bang", stacks of flyers fell out, and everyone was stunned and silent.
Zhang Jiao looked at the explicit bikini girl pattern all over the ground in embarrassment, his brain was spinning rapidly, and while squatting down pitifully to collect the flyers, he occupied the moral high ground and said: "Actually, I am an orphan whose parents died, and I can't afford to go to school very early, unlike you who are the pride of the sky."
Because of the low education, I can't find a suitable job, so I can only help people distribute leaflets and mix up living expenses, and after thousands of leaflets are distributed a day, I can earn 10 yuan.
There are too few students from other universities who stay on campus, so they come to Haida. ”
The surrounding college students have not had social accidents, they are relatively simple, and because they are young, they are enthusiastic and easy to get emotional.
Seeing that what Zhang Jiao said was pitiful and not like a hypocrisy, most people's hearts rose with sympathy.
"It's really fake, you didn't say this situation earlier. The glasses girl said suspiciously.
"Isn't it a little hard to say that I sent out flyers. Zhang Jiao sighed and explained sadly: "If it weren't for the fact that it was really hard to find a job, I wouldn't have done such a shameful job."
Hey, in fact, it's all to blame for being useless, the reincarnation is not good, the life is too hard, and there is no room for picky and choose for life. ”
Hearing this, the surrounding college students were even more sympathetic.
When Zhang Jiao finished picking up the leaflets and handed them out to the public, no one refused.
One of them, a fat man with thick wide-brimmed glasses, didn't know if he was stupid to read, or a straight man with advanced cancer, and carefully studied the flyer and said to Zhang Jiao: "Friend, the films you selected on the flyer are all okay, but they are all blockbusters, and they are different from the posters?"
Zhang Jiao was stunned for a moment, and said with a dry smile: "Classmate, you asked this question well."
The night was long, and the 3 films couldn't be filled at all, so between blockbusters and blockbusters, I also prepared a few ***** to fill in the blanks with relatively short time, fewer actors, and relatively simple scenes.
The poster is a screenshot from those films. ", and then showed a 'you know' expression,
"Is it our film from Yingguo in the Eastern Continent, or from the rice country in the Western Continent?" Hearing this, the man with glasses helped his glasses and asked seriously.
"It's a mix of East and West. Zhang Jiao said with a dry smile.
His 'good films' were all randomly selected from the movie hard drive left by Liu Song, and he hadn't seen much of it, so he could only talk nonsense.
"Is there a plot?" the man in glasses continued to ask with interest.
"It's really a big forest, there are all kinds of birds, and there will be such a strange thing in the big sea," Zhang Jiao thought secretly in his heart, but replied with a serious attitude in his mouth: "Of course there is."
***** without a plot is like a stir-fry without salt, which tastes like chewing wax.
The feature of the film I chose is that the plot is full, and the collision and entanglement between spirit and flesh are vividly reflected. ”
"Hmm. The man with the eyes nodded in satisfaction, and finally stopped speaking, folded the leaflet in his hand, sandwiched it in the book, and walked away.