Chapter 5: Memoirs (4)
If you close your eyes, you can see a blonde beauty, offering you soft pink lips, will you close it?
"Close your eyes?" Tian Buyu waved his hand, "It's impossible to close your eyes, and it's impossible to close your eyes in this life." ”
So Tian Buyu was ready to greet him.
"Come on, blonde big sister-"
"What's coming?"
"I still need to ask, of course it's that, the one that men are looking forward to the most!!"
"Which one?"
"Have you ever been a male high school student, have you ever been a virgin high school student, have you ever been an otaku and a virgin high school student?"
"No ......"
"Yes, then you still ask!?"
"No, I mean no."
Tian Buyu couldn't hear it, so he continued.
"I see that you are knowingly asking, find fault, right, believe it or not, I used an artifact against you, believe it or not?"
Tian Buyu waved the artifact, wanting to intimidate the other party.
I didn't know that the other party was bold and not afraid of being scared, so he pushed Tian Buyu away, and said to Tian Buyu.
"I'm a woman, what kind of male and homelike high school student are you, I can't be with me——"
As he spoke, he pushed away someone who was silent, reacted instinctively, started his hand, and sent out the first time in his life............
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Slap in the face!
"Smack!" With a bang, Tian Buyu couldn't stand the blow, and flew sideways and flew into a soft bosom, which was a little smelly, a little sticky, and a little ...... Familiar.
This time I took the wrong line (4).
Tian Buyu vaguely remembered that at that time, his relationship with Fat Boy was simply a realistic version of "Tiger and Rabbit", in order to save the world, he became a hero, the strongest unparalleled iron wall in the city.
Although it is an iron wall composed of two people, this fat man is self-contained, and he has indeed created countless legends in the city.
One of them is related to the fat boy and his sister.
That year, the fat boy and his sister were over eighteen years old, because she was beautiful and proud of her figure, she actually ran to become a model, but the circle of this model itself is a rotten black box.
Whoever enters and who dies, especially the fat boy and his sister, such a big beauty, the fat boy only knows how to eat, so he is lazy, but Tian is silent, a 15-year-old junior high school student with superpowers, but because he has read countless books, he understands the black box inside.
So......
Tian Buyu borrowed money, bought two sets of diving suits, and two cold compress eye patches that were popular at the time, and brought them, this person successfully became a hero.
There are two heroes, one of them is a fat boy, the fat boy is fat, and the diving suit he wears turns into a diving ball. Although the diving ball is fat, you can wear a cold compress eye patch, but you have also successfully become a hero.
In this way, the two heroes sneaked around and touched the modeling agency, and I don't know if it was arranged by fate or the needs of the story.
As soon as they arrived at the office, the two heroes heard a sharp scream.
“Help!!!”
As a hero, he can't fly, which is very embarrassing, so Tian Buyu used the diving ball as a cover and used superpowers.
In order to save time, Tian Buyu did not fly, but used teleportation and moved to the place where the scream came out.
It was an office with a sign on the door and the words - Leadership Room.
Although Tian Buyu and the diving ball are heroes, they also have to be disciplined, and they do not open the door, but knock on the door.
"Knock knock knock-" Three sounds, but the screams started again.
“Help!!!”。
Tian Buyu knocked on the door, he was a polite person, disciplined, and a hero, so he pointed to the door and followed.
"Go, Dive Ball Chariot."