Chapter Twenty-Three: Gathering Together, the Mourning Hall (Part II)
"Aunt Police Flower, can you let me go, look at me, I am handsome, humorous, I must be a kind-hearted person, do you think there is any misunderstanding here?"
Tian Buyu patted the police flower, and wanted to pick it up and clamp his two black scissor legs, but the police flower was naturally unwilling, so he clamped it tighter.
The police flower said while exerting force.
"If you dare to call me again, auntie, I'll kill you, say, let's talk about it."
The autumn breeze in October is cool, cool on the skin, cool on people, and cool in someone's heart.
Who is that man, remember the thief in the first two chapters?
Yes, that's him.
The thief caught up with the police flower, and as soon as he got out of the car, he witnessed his goddess, and the police flower was entangled with the garbage.
In the heart of the little thief, it was like an air conditioner, cold and cold, cold to the whole body, cold to the face, cold to the eyes, wanting to cut people.
The thief gritted his teeth and grabbed the tools in his hands, clutching them so hard that they were almost bleeding.
The police flower can't see it, but Tian Buyu knows everything.
Seeing that Tian was silent, he glanced at the little thief, and said to the police flower.
"Ah aunt, if you have the guts, you can let me go, so that I can save you, save Sister Hua, and save the whole world."
When the police heard this, they laughed.
"Let go of you and save the world? Dream, unless you dare to call me sister, otherwise you can live like this for the rest of your life. ”
The police flower snorted, very persistent, but for the sake of a sister, is it really good to be so persistent?
Although Tian Buyu was physically and mentally comfortable, he thought that there was nothing wrong with living like this for the rest of his life, but he looked at the messy mourning hall and sighed helplessly.
"Why bother......"
"Why bother!?"
At this time, the two women who were fighting for the spirit cards grabbed the two at the same time, and I was the murderer's big candle.
Among them, Chen Bao'er aimed the burning part of the candle at the spirit card in his hand, and aimed at the headshot that smiled like a fool.
"Violent girl, I say it again, if you don't let go, I'll destroy this spirit card."
Xiao Xiaoyao did not show weakness, and even more ruthlessly, and even aimed the candle at the paper tied around the mourning hall, which was closest to her.
"Soul Destroyer Card?" Xiao Xiaoyao snorted coldly, "If you dare to do this, I will destroy this spiritual hall and let you accompany Tian Buyu on the road together." ”
The story has developed to this point, and it's time to invite the author to appear!
Here comes the author.
The author held up a sign with words on it, marked with the words "Special Reminder".
In this story, the dialogues of other characters can be ignored, but Xiao Xiaoyao, the crazy woman who first appeared on the scene, every one of her dialogues is the author's serious and serious, racking her brains, and coming up with the most serious attitude, so there is absolutely no half-falsehood.
"Wait a minute, President, I'm kidding, kidding!" Saying that Chen Baoer in order to show her innocence, she threw the big candle that I am the murderer aside, and as soon as the candle landed, Tian Buyu, who was held by the police flower, couldn't help but say a word.
"Oh my God—"
You've seen raging fires, sparks burning the plains, and forest fires, so have you ever seen candles burning paper?
What do you think about the effect of burning, compared with the mountains and forests, compared with the grassland, will the fire be very big?
Narrator, do you think the paper burns fast?
How fast, explain.
The narrator holds the fire extinguisher and gives a gesture.
The guy who asked the narrator saw the gesture and took a few steps back.
Follow.
Literary girl Situ poems.
Sister Hua's Qingdao flower, and the coaxing person who was cut into watermelon skin by Sister Hua, saw the fire, but suddenly came back to life.
There is also a girl in black and white clothes who picked up mobile phone parts, but didn't know what she was here for.
In the end, the cause of the fire was Chen Bao'er and Xiao Xiaoyao, who played a spirit card in dire straits.
This group of important people in the first volume threw away the fire hall, crashed into the narrator, and hid in a safe place together.
Safety is safety, have you forgotten something?
What about Tian Buyu?
What about the police flowers?
And the great painter who became a thief, where did the three of them go?
In front of the mourning hall, the fire that had spread out in 0.1 seconds around it burned seven up and eight times, and with the blessing of the author, every place that could be burned was lit with a fire effect.
The author seems to be afraid that the fire will not burn big enough.
So, this author is black-hearted.
But this black heart is a black heart, no matter how black the heart is, it is also red blood, so this author still leaves a little life for the three characters who have not been able to leave.
"Little brother, I'll cover you, so please do me a favor and take the police flower out safely."
So brave, to say this?
Who is it?
It can't be the protagonist, the protagonist is not this kind of person, so who is it?
Do you remember the little thief in the first few chapters?
That's right, it's him.
The little thief didn't know when he left the hiding place, puffed up his chest, and stood beside the police flower with a righteous and awe-inspiring posture.
Although the thief still has tools in his hands.
Although the fire was very big and there was smoke, the existence of the tools was still clearly seen by the police flower, and the police flower took out the gun without thinking about it.
Seeing that the police flower took out a gun, his fingers moved, and he was about to open it, but Tian Buyu suddenly said to the police flower.
"Auntie, I just found out that you are not only blind, but also deaf, although you are a beautiful woman and very beautiful, but I really can't stand it."
After scolding the police flower, Tian Buyu did not stop, but said to the little thief who was about to be targeted.
"Brother, I know your past, and your future, the author didn't think about it, I see that you are deeply affectionate, although you are a pervert, you are a pervert, right, well, okay, so I decided to give you a chance, if this story can continue, I promise to give you a very important position, then goodbye, everyone."
Tian Buyu shifted his position, pulled away half of his face blocked by the black scissor legs, and then aimed at the camera, and moved the fingers that were pressed on his chest by the police flower.
"Smack!" sounded, and Tian Buyu finished the snap of his fingers.
As soon as the picture goes dark, the story is over......