Chapter 708: Lena? Cunning? The Forgotten Marriage Contract!
Chapter 708: Lena? Cunning? The Forgotten Marriage Contract!
When he returned to the door of the small tent of the Mage Guild, the lonely figure emitting a faint white holy light, dressed in a simple white robe, looked up at the sky with naked-naked jade feet, shining under the night sky, just like a beautiful and holy portrait.
"Little Fan ~~~~~"
The first appearance of mine, breaking this beauty, as if the moon girl Chang'e, exuding an unattainable temperament of the saintess, suddenly turned into the coquettish and complaining black-bellied, all-encompassing, evilless, lawless little ghost, shouting, glowing body sprinting towards the cannonball.
Very good, a kilometer away, barely acceptable.
Seeing that the other party turned into a shockwave and rushed straight into my arms, I couldn't help but tearfully spread my arms......
"Knock"
With a dull crashing sound, the little saint girl in his arms flew dozens of meters away, routinely rolled a few times on the grass, and put himself underneath as a blanket, and finally stopped.
Like two corpses, they lay motionless on the ground, and after a moment of silence......
The little ghost lying in his arms finally raised his head slowly, pinched a strand of his glowing moon-colored hair in his hand, and kept teasing my nose that was lying on the ground with his eyes closed.
I endure!!
It's so sweet, as a powerful adventurer cast in iron and bronze, do you think I can't even stand this little itch, hum.
Resisting the urge to sneeze, I snorted secretly, coldly, lightly, indifferently, disdainfully, and with a slight shrug of my shoulders.
"Isn't it useful? Really dead? But even though he is dead, his shoulders will suddenly shrug ......"
The voice of the little ghost haunted by the ear pierced.
It's not good, I've read too many pretending x novels, and I've exposed-exposed-out flaws that can be complained about.,I exclaimed in my heart.,But now the situation is difficult to ride.,I can only continue to pretend.γ
"Really? It seems that there is no way but to use the next move. β
Seeing that a trick of sunflower dots-acupoints-hands still couldn't make me "enlightened", the little ghost hummed, and the next moment the wind suddenly rose.
"I'll recruit, I'll recruit anything."
Suddenly rising from the ground, dodging the menacing punch of the little ghost, I held the little creature in my arms and screamed.
"What a god twist this is! Why is it still a girl's nose scratching one moment ago, and then a violent woman's fist waiting?! Isn't it normal to crunch your waist or something next? β
All the original predictions were shattered by a violent turn of the little ghost, and I looked at this little saint with unwillingness, is the heart of a girl really unpredictable? No, it should be said that is
"How can that kind of girl-style romance novel plot appear in this holy woman?"
The little ghost sneered, then slapped his white and plump chest, rode on me, and pointed ahead: "I am the iron-blooded saintess who is about to lead the people of the Dark Continent to overthrow the dark rule of the hellish forces!" β
No, you're just a simple violent saint, I said secretly.
"Then our Iron Blooded Saintess, can't you change to a more powerful posture when you make such a powerful declaration?"
I pointed to the little ghost on my waist and reminded.
"What do you say, isn't it a matter of course for the Holy Maiden to ride her own knight?"
As soon as the words fell, he was immediately slapped with a disdainful look from the other party, "You are really a stupid person who doesn't even understand ordinary common sense".
No! It's definitely because you misunderstood! How can it be explained in order to rationalize the saint riding her own knight? You little fool is definitely a subtle misunderstanding of the meaning of the word "ride" in the knight, this is not a passive word, bastard!! γ
Because there are so many complaints, I don't know how to complain.
Staring at the little ghost for a few moments, the little ghost suddenly let out an explosive - sexual - declaration.
"Does it hurt?"
She said these two words softly, and immediately moved me to tears, and all the grievances of the past were washed away by these two words.
It's not easy, I've been hit so many times by a ghost shell, and I'm finally looking forward to this word.
"It hurts, it hurts."
I shed tears of bitterness, hoping that my pitiful appearance would awaken a trace of conscience in our iron-blooded saintess, and completely seal this strategic-sexual-move in the long river of history and become a legend.
"It's too weak, as a knight of this holy woman, Xiao Fan, you are far from qualified, you need to train more."
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Indeed, something that awakened the little saint's heart, yes.
Seeing that I looked dejected, the little ghost leaned down and gently touched my head with a saint-like smile that made people feel like a spring breeze and bathed in holy light.
"It's okay, it's just like a girl's first night, it just hurts at the beginning."
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There is no need to explain the sturdy life of the saint Alice.
Silently, I set a motto in my heart for this little ghost.
"Huh?!"
At that moment, the little ghost, who still regarded me as a "horseman" lying on it, suddenly discovered something, and leaned up at my forehead with her face that was so deceitful-sexual, that others had mistaken for a beautiful, noble, gentle, and holy saint.
"Yes...... Any questions? β
I covered my forehead with my hand and stared at each other vigilantly.
"Hum ~~"
The little ghost clasped his hands to his chest, and his silver-colored eyes, which were as bright as the Milky Way in the dark night, cast the detective's gaze at me, and his lovely cherry lips gently spat out six words that wanted to make my soul fly.
"Kiss marks, confess leniently."
"I ...... I recruited. β
I couldn't figure it out in the frustrated distance, although it was in the same place on the forehead, and I was kissed six times by Lena, but that gentle contact shouldn't have left a kiss mark.
Anyway, this little ghost has been instilled with a lot of strange house knowledge by me, and it's nothing to talk about it, so I poured out my sister's control and sister's power and other nonsense.
"I just wanted to liven up the atmosphere, but I didn't expect Lena to really believe it, ha~~ahhaha~~~"
While smirking haha, I was secretly on guard in my heart, waiting for the little ghost's next turbulent spit attack.
"Only those who can believe can have ghosts."
The little ghost twitched her lips and muttered softly.
Overwhelmed by my exaggerated laughter, I only saw the little ghost's lips tremble slightly, but I didn't hear what she said, although I wanted to ask clearly, but I was worried that because of this question, the other party's spit gate would be opened, so I wisely chose to keep my mouth shut.
The expected violent complaining did not come, and the little ghost riding on her body continued her mission as a detective, holding her chest with both hands, her index finger slightly curled, gently rubbing her upper lip, and making a thoughtful look.
Then she poked her head down, and her long, straight, beautiful moon-colored hair poured down on my face like a waterfall with this movement, obscuring all vision, and I could only feel the little ghost's snort, sniffing lightly on her forehead.
Weiwei, are you a puppy?
"Are you really sure she only kissed six times?"
After sniffing for a while, the little ghost raised his head again, looked directly into my eyes and asked.
"I swear to Barr!"
I put my hand on top of my head with a solemn expression, and my sincere gaze met the little ghost without giving in.
"What a delicate oath, forget it, just trust you."
The little ghost showed a troubled gaze, and suddenly the detective's mind flashed again, as if he had thought of a key clue, and then pointed his finger and said something like "there is only one truth".
Her gaze moved up and down before finally landing on my lips.
"Dry ...... Do? β
To be honest, being stared at by a peerless beautiful girl, I feel strangely panicked, according to the normal situation, it should be the other way around, I-color-fascinated-fascinated-staring at each other's seductive cherry lips, right, sure enough, with this little ghost, any strange event can happen.
Without answering, the little ghost confirmed her guess with action, and with a charming movement, gently picked the long hair next to her cheek, then lowered her head and kissed it gently.
The small, moist tongue, as if tasting something, kept licking-licking on it.
Hey, hey, can I say it's sexual?
Feeling the sweetness and softness on my lips, my brain still didn't forget to complain, and then bang-fascinated-confused-confused, opened my mouth, and was about to hold the naughty little tongue outside, but the other party suddenly raised his head, leaving only a faint girlish fragrance on his lips.
The little ghost seemed to taste some strange taste, and kept reminiscing about the kiss just now.
"As expected~~"
Finally, she muttered softly, and then stared at me deadly.
"Fruit...... Sure what? I looked at each other in horror.
"Xiao Fan, you...... Fall asleep next to Lena. β
"How do you know!!"
Surprised, I burst out and looked at the little ghost with awe, and for a moment she seemed to be some ghost in a tall hat, black-colored gloves, and suit, and a pipe roaming Baker Street, and suddenly became very tall.
"Of course, who do you think this saint is?!"
My frightened look was more real than any flattering words, and the little saintess immediately puffed up her chest proudly and said miraculously.
"How the hell did you guess?" I became more and more curious.
"Hmph, a stupid person like you doesn't need to know." After glaring at me fiercely, the little ghost continued to meditate and muttered to himself.
"Hmph, it seems that Sister Lena is really not to be underestimated."
"What's wrong with Lena? How can I listen to your tone, as if you are a cunning woman? "I was not happy at once.
"Hmph, a stupid person like you doesn't need to know." The little ghost still replied to me with the words he had just said.
"Give you three points of color-color-, you really dare to be raw-hair-, look at the move!!"
Being teased again and again by this little ghost, I immediately became angry, grabbed it with both hands, and pinched that elastic-sexual-excellent face.
Five styles of a thousand Buddha's hands!
I-knead-me-knead-me-knead-knead-knead-~~
"Woohoo less force, Lele is lazy~ (woo woo Xiaofan, you stupid)."
Good guy, you dare to play tricks and look at my red-color-triple speed thousand Buddha hand five styles.
"Woo woo hoo ~~~"
For a moment, the little ghost could no longer speak, and that beautiful face kept changing all kinds of funny and cute appearances under my rubbing-rubbing.
"That...... My lord, I don't want to disturb you, but if I don't go back, the food will be cold. β
Just as we were fighting, Hide**oss Veras, gently holding the pan with both hands, appeared behind us.
There was a sudden burst of sweat - hair - stood up, and I immediately let go of the little ghost, hugged her and stood up, and ran quickly in the direction of the tent.
"There's a flaw, look at the move!!"
"Oh, you little ghost, you dare to sneak attack!"
"I bite ~ woohoo ~"
"Hey, I've said don't bite my head, I'm bleeding, I'm bleeding, I'm bleeding, you stupid ghost, I know, you're trying to suck my IQ off, right, what a terrible guy, I'm going to punish you on behalf of the moon......"
Looking at the two distant figures, Veras tilted her head slightly in confusion, full of question marks.
This time, the adults are surprisingly obedient, they used to be like children, they had to be urged again and again, and even cheated on themselves to kiss themselves before they were willing to go home obediently.
Forget it, that's fine, but it's a little lonely, ah, ah, I'm really a shameless woman, and I miss the shameful thing of adults tricking themselves to kiss them.
Veras gently covered her hot face, and the pan in her hand was unconscious, and the frying pan in her hand was unconscious, and the mother of the cherry oriole was rejuvenated, and Mi You was slow β¨ the oul
"By the way, Xiao Fan, Akara sent soldiers over yesterday and asked you to go to her."
So, at noon the next day, just as I was idle, and was about to arrest the old drunkard in the whole city, and to force her to pay her debts, the little ghost said casually in a tone of nonchalance.
"This kind of thing should have been said sooner, bastard."
Accompanied by the little ghost "Wow!! With a wail, my knife struck her on the forehead.
If I upset this old fox and add some ingredients to my mission, I will not be able to finish my meal and walk away.
Hurried all the way to the little black shop in Acala, I thought.
"Akara---, are you looking for me?"
Before the people arrived, when the tent was lifted, they saw Akara with a happy face, looking this way.
"Akara--Milk-, such a beaming look? Your grandson is getting married? β
Although Akara always looks kind with a smile, but today he is smiling very happily, and his smile reveals a sense of joy, which makes me can't help but complain.
"Well, let's just say that."
Akara pondered for a moment, and in my stunned gaze, he nodded and laughed.
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This...... Does this old fox really have grandchildren?
Tut-tut, I didn't expect it, I didn't expect that Akara's young years were really surprisingly magnificent, amorous and romantic.
At a glance, at this time, I found out that Kane's deposit, and the old drunkard who was about to pull up the horn of debt collection, except for the first door picking, several alliance leaders were all here?!
"Could it be...... What's going on?! β
I couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva and looked at the other three with difficulty, my mind already simulating the heroic back of my own single-handedly mantling Barr.
"It's really a big deal about the future of the Alliance." The joy on Akara's face froze, revealing a solemn expression.
"The same thing you told me last time, that I can only do later?" Remembering how I visited Akara after I returned, I couldn't help but ask.
"That's right, that's it, boy Wu, your miserable future will be played from now on."
The old drunkard leaned over and shrouded most of his face in shadow, brewing a solemn and terrifying atmosphere in this gloomy little tent, and then, speaking to me in a harsh and eerie voice like a vicious old witch that only appears in fairy tales.
Don't listen to the nonsense-gibberish of this old drunk.
At this time, Kane on the side couldn't stand it anymore, and poked the old drunkard's grimace away with a cane, and then came up with a smile, showing a simple and transparent-exposed-elaborate white-lined sky-blue-color dress.
"Dear Wu, look at it, is this dress good-looking?"
"Well, pretty good."
I gave a fair assessment of this dress that definitely enhances the male-sexual-appeal by more than 20%.
"If you like it, if you like it, then this is it." Kane kept nodding.
"Grandpa Kane, is your granddaughter getting married too? Could it be the grandson who is married to Akara - milk - milk. β
Seeing the beaming atmosphere on the faces of Akara and Kane, the question just now, and the dress in front of me, I couldn't help but make such a bold assumption.
"No, no, no~~!!"
Kane shook his head, and used three "no" words in a row to deny it, in my opinion, it is completely a thief's heart, Kane's grandfather, you will admit it, even if you sue me sΓΉ You had a wonderful relationship when you were young, leaving an illegitimate child or something, I won't laugh at you, poof~~!
However, before I could finish laughing, Kane's crutch, like a finger of a rhino, pointed at me, and said something earth-shattering with a kind smile.
"I don't have a granddaughter, this dress is for you, our dear Wu."
Me: "Huh? β
Kasha: "Huh? β
"What the hell you!"
I couldn't help but point to the old drunkard next to me and complain.
"No, actually, I was called over inexplicably, and I didn't know what was going on." The old drunkard looked at me rather innocently.
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You guy, stay in the barrel and rot and sprout.
"Looks like you've forgotten about it."
Akara, who had been smiling and watching this farce, finally spoke.
"Our Coalition Elder and future Elven Prince."
"The future Elven Prince?"
Sixty seconds ticked by, and with a ding-dong sound, I clapped my palms.
"I remember."
"Hehe~~ That's good, I guess we don't need to explain more, the elves have already made a decision, just wait for everyone to set a good day together."
Akara's smile grew happier.
"Well, can I refuse to marry?"
I asked cautiously, and then lowered my head under two pairs of piercing gazes.