In these years, there are new words every day. There are now at least three pieces of gossip circulating at the same time. One said that he killed half an immortal and saved a mortal; First, the Provincial Commission for Discipline Inspection sent someone to investigate Zhang Zhaolin's problem; As soon as he said that Zhang Zhaolin was about to raise the provincial **. All kinds of rumors reached Meng Weizhou's ears. Half an immortal refers to a half immortal of the Tang Dynasty, and a mortal is self-explanatory. Meng Weizhou's harsh criticism of others is pure rumor! It is a fact that the Provincial Commission for Discipline Inspection came. But they are here to sum up the experience of building a clean and honest government in this region. Regarding the rumors in this regard, Meng Weizhou despised and said, chasing after the wind! As for whether Secretary Zhang is raised, Meng Weizhou said, there is no comment!

After all kinds of rumors spread in the form of more and more vivid language for half a year, Zhang Zhaolin is finally going to be transferred to the province, and the just-concluded Provincial People's Congress has officially elected Comrade Zhang Zhaolin as vice governor. There have always been all kinds of discussions about this kind of thing. Some say that there is finally a deputy governor in our region. But some people disagreed, saying, "What are you happy about?" He will be his ruler, and I will move my bricks. The most influential discussion is said to be said by an old cadre, who is now an official, it is too easy to go up, but just like market prices, as soon as prices rise, money is worthless. When there is no hero, the vertical son becomes famous! Many people guessed that it was Secretary Tao's words, but Meng Weizhou didn't think it was like it. With his old man's cultivation, he wouldn't talk about it like this. But there are no heroes at the time, and if the vertical son becomes famous, only Tao Lao can speak among the old cadres.

After Zhang Zhaolin's promotion was clarified, the first one visited Secretary Tao and thanked him for his years of training and support. Secretary-General Li and Meng Weizhou were present. Zhang Tao and the two talked very speculatively, their environment was harmonious, and their intentions were Taotao. If a television reporter had filmed this scene, the people of the whole region would have received another profound education. How sincere is the revolutionary friendship between the two generations of regional leaders!

Accompanied by Secretary General Li, Zhang Zhaolin went to various counties and cities to resign, while Meng Weizhou stayed at home to clean up Zhang Zhaolin's office. Only Meng Weizhou knew which documents, materials, books, etc., should be taken away, which should be handed over to the public, and which should be destroyed. It's a lot of work, and others can't get involved. In the afternoon of the next day, I found a letter of intent for Mr. Shu to come to the region for investment inspection, although the name is called an investment letter of intent, in fact, it is only a unilateral investment commitment by Mr. Shu. It looks exquisitely printed, in Chinese and English, and Chinese is in traditional characters. Meng Weizhou was a little curious, because Mr. Shu had always been a mystery to him. But there was no time to look at it at this time, so I left it aside and went to see it when I was done. Just as he dropped the letter of intent, he vaguely saw the word liar in the English behind it. Swindler? Odd. How can there be such words in a letter of intent to invest? He immediately opened it and took a closer look. Seeing this, Meng Weizhou was dumbfounded. Later, the original English translation turned out to be such unbelievable words.

"Translation" of the above-mentioned investment intentions

This is an investment letter of intent that cannot be translated, and my way of "translating" it will be unique. Since there are five of them, I have come up with the following five. We apologize for the indecentness.

1. It's a scam and the holder of the letter of intent to invest is a scammer. He has used many pseudonyms, his real name is Shu Peide, and his nickname is Pei'er. He occasionally uses his real name in his deception, and this is when he sees that the deceived person is more stupid. He falsely claimed to be the commercial representative of Simon Pell in the United States, when in fact the company only existed in heaven or hell. Peer is Peer.

2. It's a genius liar. He has been wandering the rivers and lakes since he was a child, and he has been a big deception. In the 70s, he pretended to be the son of a high-ranking cadre to deceive the north and south of the country, and he was repeatedly successful. Later, the East Window incident occurred. He was sentenced to seven years in prison. After being released from prison in 1981, he returned to his old job, and his deception skills became even more sophisticated. He once pretended to be the deputy general manager of a winery in southwest China to defraud in the northeast and defrauded 380,000 yuan of goods, which has not been revealed so far. This is just one example.

3. This person is extremely smart, the most trustworthy, and accustomed to mixing with officialdom. Fortunately, he only has a primary school education, otherwise he might have gone to the United Nations to play his tricks of deception.

4. Even if any official sees through his deception, he may have been trapped by him and it will be difficult to get out. Therefore, I advise all officials not to be greedy for petty profits, and to keep themselves clean.

5. I am a classmate of Mr. Shu in primary school, and I am currently an English teacher in a middle school. I've carefully translated some letters of intent or contracts for him. Classmates begged each other, and it was inconvenient to excuse themselves. But this benevolent brother has gone too far, and I'll get in if I don't get it. As a last resort, make this decision. Don't think that he gave me too little fat to do this. I declare that everything he has done has nothing to do with me.

Meng Weizhou looked at the previous Chinese carefully, but saw that grammar, logic, text and punctuation were full of errors and omissions. He is willing to choose suitable projects in the food industry, tourism, entertainment and other industries and invest 15 million US dollars. At that time, in such a mountainous area, it was already a considerable investment. Meng Weizhou thought that Mr. Shu was indeed a talent. He knew that mainlanders didn't know traditional Chinese characters very well. There are even fewer people who know English, and even fewer officialdom; And I have penetrated people's psychology, and when I saw the exquisite traditional Chinese characters and English printed, I immediately felt that I was dazzling, dazzling, and noble. Meng Weizhou shook his head, indescribably humorous and sad. I thought that if the stool was deodorized, put it in a delicate silver plate to make a platter, and serve it to the western table enjoyed by the nobles, everyone would also wrap around the snow-white napkin, with a knife in one hand and a fork in the other, and chew it with relish. I know that there is no taste, and I am afraid of foreign appearances, so I am embarrassed to talk about it. It doesn't matter if the deodorization is not exhausted, diners will think that this is the Western flavor.

Meng Weizhou never imagined that Mr. Shu, who has great powers, would be the foundation of this. But it doesn't quite look like it. Mr. Shu is not only very close to Zhang Zhaolin, but also has contacts with many leaders in the province, how can he be a liar? Mr. Shu's Tuyuan company is also an advanced model of the province's private economy, Mr. Shu himself is a member of the provincial CPPCC, and the provincial leaders have visited Tuyuan company many times. Is it true that everyone has no eyes? Maybe the English teacher had nothing to do.

Don't care what kind of person Mr. Shu is, how to deal with this unusual letter of intent now? Do you want to report to Secretary Zhang? Thinking about it again, I don't want Secretary Zhang to know about this, because all deception, no matter how subtle, once the diorama is pierced, it is very clumsy, and in comparison, the deceived person looks stupid and ridiculous. Speaking of it, isn't it embarrassing Secretary Zhang? Meng Weizhou remembered a true story he saw somewhere. In the twenties, a crook named Victor or something, who was strapped for cash, had a whimsical idea to put an advertisement in the newspaper for the auction of the Eiffel Tower. This Victor is dignified and personable, much like a high-ranking official. The luxury hotel where he stayed arrogantly hosted five businessmen who were in the scrap steel business. The five merchants were greedy for profit and bid against each other, and in the end, Victor took the huge amount of money from the five merchants and flew away. The five deceived people met to keep their mouths shut after a pause. It wasn't until more than a decade later, when the crook was arrested for another case, that the international joke became known. Perhaps Mr. Shu has the ability to put officials who think they are very smart in an extremely ridiculous situation, and then go about it. Meng Weizhou found himself in such a situation. Because of that charming tip, his relationship with Mr. Shu is difficult to sever. Well, let's keep this a secret forever. I wonder how many copies of this letter of intent were at that time? If it falls into the hands of someone who understands English, it's a big deal. If you think about it repeatedly, even if someone else has it, it may have already been pulped. Meng Weizhou was familiar with the habits of officials, and such materials were generally not kept. It's been more than ten years, and it's going to happen sooner. Then destroy this only one. Since then, the world has been peaceful.

Meng Weizhou stuffed the letter of intent into the pile of materials that needed to be destroyed, and continued to bury his head in the clean-up work. When I got off work, I was very unwilling, so I took out the letter of intent and put it in my pocket. I thought to myself, keep it privately, maybe I can use it in the future.