"Today, I'm getting married, the other party is a man who has made a mosaic, I said I want to marry him, do you know what my dad said?"

I asked.

How so?

However, his tone was a little unhappy, as if he was losing his temper, and then he opened his mouth to scold.

"My dad actually said that he was a stinky onion, and he was angry with me, he was really angry with me!!"

As she spoke, she stomped her foot and stomped on her father's face.

Although it is not clear why her father is so close to the ground, he also married a brother.

But I don't mind, anyway, she has a husband, so she doesn't want a father.

followed, but he mentioned her brother again.

At the mention of her brother, she sighed, but she still continued.

But I said.

"My brother is even more outrageous, he actually used a knife to cut him, and he used eight knives, my brother knew that I was with him, it was arranged by God, and it was destined, although he hit a mosaic on his face, but is the mosaic wrong, is it because of the mosaic?"

So, he threw her brother, put on a wedding dress, and brought a knife, ran and jumped, and jumped on the big red sedan chair outside the door.

got on the sedan chair, but drove straight into the official road of the prefecture.

……

If love were to us mortals, it would only be worth a dime.

Then, in Naihe's eyes, that dime is as heavy as the earth.

Why?

Someone will definitely ask.

And I can only answer.

Because, she is helpless.

But he trampled her father to death, threw her brother, and went to the bank to get the deposit. went home to inform the third aunt and six mothers-in-law, found Uncle Jade Emperor in heaven, and went to the west to call a dead fat boy.

When the fat boy heard this, he said Oh Buddha Buddha.

followed, but he went home and held the biggest wedding in his life.

Although he is not a human, he is a god.

But the wedding is a human invention, so I can only be wronged for one day and be a person.

Plus Naihe's fiancé is human, although it was alive.

But she still found the judge, forced her to turn over the book of life and death, and drew a circle in the book.

is famous in the circle, Tian is silent.

Tian Buyu is a rare groom, and his wife is still a little cute, white and beautiful, with a background, and everyone loves him.

But in this world, happiness comes fast and goes faster. may go to the toilet, and the wedding hall will become a Shura room in a blink of an eye.

followed by a play, Asura vs. Literary Warrior Yasha.

Shura is helpless.

As for the literary Wu Yasha ......, it was a thug invited by her brother, a literary scholar who was knocked over by someone with a ball-beautiful girl~

Next, there should have been an earth-shattering battle scene.

But the author's description of the martial arts scene is too rubbish, so it can only be written as ......

"Objection to invalid !!"

As soon as the judge appeared, a circle was drawn in the book, and in that circle was a name—Situ Shiwen.

As soon as the poem was written, the official scolded.

"If you oppose it, you will object, draw my name and hang it, don't you know that I am the heroine of this book!?"

After speaking, Shiwen lifted the international student on his shoulder, stepped forward, and wanted to exchange his fists and feet.

The judge shook his head.

"People and immortals have different paths, people and immortals have different paths, you are human and I am immortals, I can't fight, if you want to fight, you will go back and fight."

"Where's the fight?"

Shiwen suddenly looked confused.

The judge saw that she was confused, so he stretched out his hand and pointed to it, but there was a miasma of dirt and smoke on it, except for a long time, there would be ghosts floating by, and there was nothing.

Seeing that the poem was fascinated like a child, the judge shook his head again and shook it for a few minutes before speaking.

"I'm here to let you go back to the world."

The judge pointed to Tian Buyu, who was holding his arm.

"By the way, take that shallot with you, I want to defile the stinky shallot."

"Wait, aren't you an opposition!?"

Shiwen asked.

But the judge said.

"The author made a typo and was too lazy to change it, and he was going to ......"