Six
Wang Fan cursed Director Ma every day and thought about revenge every day, but he didn't create any explosive news that caused a sensation in the city government organs. That day, I heard Sister Zhang say that she had found a good partner for Director Ma, who was eleven years and five months younger than Director Ma, and her eyebrows were beautiful. Wang Fan was very interested, asked for his name and work unit, and had a very insidious idea - to write an anonymous letter to the woman, accusing the old guy of being old and frail, and impotence. Write with your left hand. But I just thought about it excitedly and didn't write it. On the day of Director Ma's wedding tea party, Wang Fan looked at the happy couple, very glad that he did not write that kind of immoral letter, and regretted how he germinated such an idea at that time, he was a humble gentleman! Think about it again, people, who doesn't have a dark mind? This is what Freud said, so he was calmer, chewed Director Ma's candy, and scolded himself: You sanctimonious old bastard, Lao Tzu is worthy of you! If I had written that letter, would you want to be where you are today? Thinking about it this way, it seems that his contribution to this family business is greater than that of Sister Zhang. When the bride and groom lit cigarettes for the guests, Wang Fan looked like he had worked hard and felt at ease.
But by coincidence, Wang Fan inadvertently tricked Director Ma. Seriously, he has no intention of revenge, his original intention is just a joke, who calls him humorous by nature? It was the year-end evaluation, and Director Ma was rated as a great meritorious, and he needed to report an advanced deeds material to the municipal party committee and the municipal government. Although Director Ma is a big pen, he can't write it himself, so it's still a system? Although Wang Fan has grown, he has only been in the office for half a year and does not know the details, so he asked Sister Zhang to write. Sister Zhang wrote for three days and three nights, and finally got out of the script, summarizing many of Director Ma's excellent deeds, which can be published in the "People's Daily" to call on the people of the whole country to learn. But Sister Zhang was still not satisfied, so she asked Wang Fan to study together. Sister Zhang thinks that Director Ma should have some disease to be more advanced. Wang Fan retorted that everything is dialectical, and today in order to write Director Ma taller, saying that he is seriously ill, if he is to be promoted again tomorrow, the organization considers that he is not in good health and is incompetent in his work, wouldn't it be over? Sister Zhang agreed with Wang Fan's opinion in principle, but still insisted that Director Ma should be sick. In the end, the two came to a compromise and wrote a small fault, which can set off the advanced nature and not affect the heavy responsibility in the future. But after thinking about it repeatedly, I found that Director Ma had nothing else to do except for poor eyesight. In the end, it was the vision problem that touched Sister Zhang's inspiration. She vaguely remembered that one evening last summer, Director Ma accidentally stepped into the gutter behind the dormitory and sprained her foot. It is said to be suffering from ** eye and paroxysmal blindness. This **eye is the dialect of the city, and it is medically called night blindness. But in this place, only the ENT doctor called night blindness, and the rest of the people almost all called **eye. Sister Zhang only knows ** eyes, so she wrote very touchingly that Director Ma has a serious ** eye cloud. Wang Fan knows that this thing is the best thing to talk about, but writing in black and white is a big joke. But I don't know why, he doesn't ignite. When he was desperately trying not to laugh, he actually remembered Xue Nerd's wine order in "Dream of Red Mansions", and his daughter Le, poked a ×× in. He wrote the word ×× on a piece of paper and said to Sister Zhang, **These two words are written like this in "Dream of Red Mansions". When Sister Zhang heard that it was in "Dream of Red Mansions", she thought it was very authoritative, and modestly changed it.
Thus the deeds were written. Send it to Director Ma for review. Director Ma said that it is inconvenient to review my own materials, as long as I seek truth from facts, and do not exaggerate.
So it was printed. Helplessly×× this thing looks hidden, the words are also hidden, and the four-way typewriter can't type, so I have to write it with a ballpoint pen, so it is very eye-catching after printing, and it is really on the paper.
The office neatly left three copies of this set of materials at the bottom, and reported three copies in a regular manner.
Wang Fan kept it a secret from people, and after humorously humoring alone for a few days, he suddenly became worried, and then he was scared. Oh my God, such a joke went too far, and it was going to make a mess, not a joke in general! Very, very unsettling. Should I discuss it with Sister Zhang and withdraw it again? No, that would admit that you were deliberately causing trouble, even worse! What to do? No matter how much you think, left and right are not the way. The days are very difficult, the six gods have no master during the day, and they toss and turn at night. I was anxious for a few days, but I didn't hear any movement. What's going on? Wang Fan thought luckily, no one must be able to see the joke, and those two words are only afraid that those who review the materials will not recognize them. So he put his mind at ease and snickered at the ignorance of the rice bucket. Immediately scolding yourself slyly, what if you have knowledge? The more knowledge, the more reactionary!
Wang Fan just put his mind at ease, and something happened. Lao Liu, deputy secretary of the municipal party committee in charge of the party and the masses, ran to the city government office in a huff and was furious. What ×× not ××? What do you eat? What is ××? Written in a grand manner on the materials submitted to the organization? Joke? Intentionally? What is the purpose? scolded so much that his face was red and his neck was thick. This Deputy Secretary Liu is a northerner, and he only knows that that thing is that thing, so it will not have any other meaning. Besides, shouting those two words in that pure Beijing accent sounded very harsh.
Deputy Secretary Liu shouted for a long time, but Director Ma didn't know what he was shouting, so he just looked around at the subordinates present, trying to find out who did something wrong. It wasn't until Deputy Secretary Liu slammed the material on the table and left majestically that Director Ma knew what was going on. He looked at Sister Zhang with some attitude, his mouth trembled, and he couldn't say a word. Sister Zhang's face was already pale, she looked at Director Ma in fear, and then looked at Wang Fan very angrily. Wang Fan's forehead was already beads of sweat.