The man's dream was to hug the left and the right, with a mace on the left and a marshmallow on the right.

But this dream is always the opposite of reality.

The reality is Chen Bao'er, grabbing the man's left, Xiao Xiaoyao, grabbing the man's right.

The two of them openly pulled and pulled in front of the man's fucking face.

What's even worse is that what the two are pulling is not the man himself, but a spirit card with his name written on it and a big sticker.

Although on the spirit card, the man smiled like a child......

……

Sometimes, everyone wants to give it a try, the time machine that Doraemon hides in a drawer.

Because, the old machine can fly to the future, look at the future wife, can also go back to the past, take a look at the deceased, and even save the idle time of writing a diary every day.

I don't know if it's a dream.

I saw Tian Buyu sitting in the driver's seat of the time machine, stepping on the accelerator with one foot and turning the steering wheel with the other.

Others didn't know and thought he was on the highway, although there was no road around, only a blue time tunnel.

"I have a question?"

Behind Tian Buyu, a literary girl suddenly raised her hand.

Her face was submissive, blue and green, her cheeks bulging, a bit like a halo wave, but there was no wind around her, no waves, only a high-speed drifting time machine.

Tian Buyu looked back.

"You say."

The literary girl covered her mouth, looked at Tian Buyu, thought about it, thought about it.

After a while......

After a while......

After a while, he spoke.

"Can I throw up......"

……

Fireworks are colors, colorful rainbows, and behind the rainbow is a golden dream, and there is a big tree in the dream, and the tree is painted with colors.

Some people say that the tree is golden, some say that the tree is pink, and some say that there is no color on the tree.

The man who saw the gold was said to be a merchant.

The person who saw the pink color was said to be a girl.

And for the colorful people on the top of his head, the person who sees but pretends not to see it is Tian Buyu, a superpower.

"Sorry, me, didn't mean to......"

As she spoke, the literary girl clasped her hands together and laughed awkwardly twice.

"Hehe......"

Then there was silence all the way......

Maybe it was too quiet, the literary girl suddenly asked.

"But she's ......, uh......"

As a result, the literary girl did not hear a response, but she heard a hint of sniffing, although it was very soft, but not too close, so she could hear it clearly.

The snorting sound came from the old driver, and the literary girl couldn't bear it when she saw that the driver was secretly crying, so she handed the driver a tissue.

The driver took the tissue.

The literary girl glanced at the driver, sighed, and followed, and shook her literary brain.

Say.

"I'm sorry, I don't want to, it's the author who forced me to ......"

Silence overtook the car, went up, thought he had found a beautiful girl, who knew ......, hehe, turned around, and sat back in the time machine.

As a result, there was silence all the way......

"Why don't we have a chat?"

The literary girl didn't know whether she was alive or dead, and picked up the old driver again, she avoided the rainbow on the driver's head, and patted the August 15 under the driver's seat.

Just say.

"Actually, she ...... it"

As soon as these words came out, the driver suddenly let go of the steering wheel and turned his head to glare at the literary girl.

At this time, the driver's eyes were bloodshot, and although his nose was red, his mouth moved.

Since the driver was a gentleman, he didn't do anything, just opened his mouth.

He said.

"She's your @, I'm %+ you're ***."

……

Remarks in this chapter: The last *** is the system shield, which has nothing to do with the author.