If there are a few women who cry and desolate for themselves, should they laugh as a man?

Tian Buyu asked himself, asked for a few minutes, thought for a few minutes, and came to a conclusion.

Laugh.

"Woo, woo-"

……

If there is a road ahead, where does the road pass, where is the square, and where is it convenient for life.

"As the male protagonist, I can only say one thing, nothing in this world is impossible, the story is, life is even more, even if you can't think of it, you haven't seen it, and others don't know, but when the shipment with an unknown label is sent to you by the courier and asks you to sign for it, when you open it and take a look, haha......"

"Help—"

In front of the mourning hall, the people who were coaxing were chased and cut by Sister Hua, making strange sounds like "Help-"

Who is that man?

Unimportant.

The important thing is that the hero of this book, Tian Buyu.

After Tian Buyu woke up, he looked at the strings of flower balls, and he seemed to realize that he had a living marquee.

He almost got married in the underworld.

He almost married a lovely wife.

He almost reached the pinnacle of his life, and struggled for dozens of reincarnations.

He almost ......

Who is it!?

Who kicked him in the back, ruined his marriage, and kicked him into a time machine.

Who made him, a student without a driver's license, an old driver.

Who was it that forced him to drive indiscriminately, drifting all the way, and he was fine, but he had a car accident.

Who is it.

Tian Buyu returned to the first chapter, looked at it from the beginning, thought about it, and finally came to a conclusion.

That's right.

That's her.

It's that literary girl!

Thinking of the literary girl, Tian Buyu firmly pointed at his three fingers and began to swear to the sky, "If I see a literary girl, I swear, I swear, I swear." ”

After swearing, Tian Buyu left the sad place of the coffin and walked towards a new life.

As soon as he took a step, Tian Buyu couldn't help but say something.

"Oh grass! Hairy!? ”

Reason?

Because there were two women there, whom Tian Buyu knew,

……

Tian Buyu looked at the two women he knew.

……

Look at the two women.

……

Follow......

……

"Tearing !! for Mao"

Tian Buyu was dumbfounded, unable to understand......

At this time, the two women had not yet noticed Tian Buyu, so they continued to tear up.

Seeing Xiao Xiaoyao get up, he came to a skill preparation action, but did not start it, but sneered at Chen Bao'er, "Poisonous milk, today I will let you see what is King Kong Dulong Diamond." ”

Chen Bao'er heard it, haha.

"King Kong Dulong Diamond, joke."

Then, Chen Bao'er didn't show weakness, straightened her chest, put out her strongest weapon, and shouted at Xiao Xiaoyao. "My Honda hundred crackers are invincible in the world, look at the moves, click-"

Seeing this, Tian Buyu suddenly had a question.

For Mao's chest and abdomen, but it is a hundred cracked hands......

I can't think about it, I can't think about it.

Soda didn't say anything, he didn't bother to think about it, but he didn't know that it was another voice, "Hold the grass!" For the !? of hair ”

Reason?

Because there was a woman there, a woman that Tian Buyu was familiar with.

……

Tian Buyu looked at the woman.

……

Look.

……

Tian Buyu took out his mobile phone.

……

Tian Buyu clicked three times on the phone and dialed the phone.

Say.

"Hey, police, I want to report it, what? Oh......, how do you report that? ”

Tian Buyu took a few minutes of class.

Tian Buyu changed his personality.

Follow.

Say.

"My name is Tian Buyu, my ID card is ******, and the address is in front of someone's mourning hall, where there was a slashing incident, and then, that person has been cut down and can't be saved, so it's okay."