Volume 2 Let's Assemble! Dream chaser! Chapter 131: Happiness and Hundred Is
In the planting field next to the abandoned valley, Luffy stood in a clearing, constantly wiping the tears from the corners of his mouth that were stimulated by the fragrance that permeated the entire valley.
After killing the monsters that could move in the entire valley, the scent of sin they left behind slowly spread, and in the valley, which was not large, the fragrance was so strong that Luffy couldn't help it.
"Do you want to try it? It tastes so good......"
"No, no, no, this thing is disgusting!" As soon as Luffy's hand was raised and lowered, there was a strangely stitched skin on the outside, and under the skin, there were potato chips and fries that kept filling the fragrance.
After killing this area, Luffy still didn't see the enemy or opponent appear, which made him wonder if this space was really abandoned.
Broken machines that are no longer in production, scarecrow-like patrols and guards with near-zero combat effectiveness, and vulnerable guard dogs outside the factory make the valley feel like a bottomless abyss that is silent in the dark depths.
The searchlights were still blazing, and Luffy stood in the gap between darkness and light.
Somewhat disappointed, he had expected to come in and meet like-minded wills, contracts, and new partners.
Or maybe it's a bizarre adventure, a gastronomic feast.
No matter how bad it is, it can be like Sauron in a close and hearty battle.
But at this moment, at this time, here, nothing he expected happened.
Fate never gives you what you hoped for.
The whole valley is like a barely decorated nothingness.
However, the stronger scent in the air tells Luffy that this place is indeed real.
It's just, I don't know why......
Luffy didn't sit still, and he wouldn't be scared of such emptiness and ruin.
Nervous, he walked along the valley wall, trying to find out if there was an exit to this ghost place, holding an iron rod that had been broken from the machine and was still intact.
As he walked, the iron rod beat the valley wall very rhythmically, and he sang the song of finding monsters that Wu Sheng taught him.
"Whether it's in the fire, in the water, in the grass, in the forest, in the earth and in the clouds, in that girl's skirt.
It's quite, it's quite, it's hard, but it's a must!
Find that monster! .....”
In the valley where there are no living creatures, such a song suddenly appears, although it is very much in response to Luffy's mood at this time, but it is still a little weird and terrifying.
He did not sing with his throat in his throat, but sang loudly with his own beating on the valley wall.
For a moment, the searchlight was like a light on the stage, and the percussion echoing in the valley was the accompaniment, and at this moment, Luffy was walking lightly, singing a sentence and swallowing more and more saliva in his mouth.
The air in this valley is so fragrant!
Finally, when he walked half a circle around the valley, singing a song back and forth almost many times.
"Tear up!" With a bang, a poster in the valley was suddenly torn open from the inside out.
A bloated, large black figure crawled out of it.
Although Luffy was singing, he still paid attention to the movement of the entire space, and as soon as the figure appeared, his eyes lit up and he disappeared in an instant.
After the huge figure came out, it stretched a big waist, and then seemed to notice that something was wrong in the valley: "Huh? Why is my factory shut down? ”
"Huh? Why is the whole space scented with potato chips? ”
"How long did I sleep?"
One question after another came to Him's mind, and followed
Later, I saw a person with a straw hat flashing on the top of the machine.
"I have to say, you look pretty mighty." Luffy looked up at the terrifying figure under the searchlight.
It was an old and long face, withered and pale from the viciousness in his eyes and the darkness of the environment, with sparse, slender curls on his head, staring at Luffy with malice.
His upper body was a bloated and generous body, and a lump of fat flesh squeezed the clothes of unknown material tightly, and some even spilled under the clothes, looking greasy and rotten.
The lower half of the body is extremely hideous, it is the lower body of the spider!
Dozens of legs were thrust into the mountain wall to hold him in place, and where it was connected to his upper body, there was a spider-like buttocks.
The whole body is only about 3 meters, but the length and width are estimated to be about 5 meters, which looks extremely terrifying and hideous in the dim space, which is why Luffy sighed mighty.
The figure of the "human ......" was delighted, with a bright smile on his withered yellow face, and the horizontal flesh on his face was stacked on top of each other, like a dried orange.
A smug and cheerful mood arose in his heart, but in the next second, he saw Luffy's figure clearly, his smile stopped, and his brows furrowed: "This is too thin, right?" ”
Didn't this human eat my special puffed snack? Or is it because I didn't find the "treasure" hidden in the body of the "guard"?
"That's not right." He sniffed the scented air, and his vicious eyes glanced at the factory, where the guards were all spread out on the ground like balloons that hadn't been blown up.
"What's not to your taste?" He asked.
Luffy was stunned, but he didn't expect his first sentence to ask this.
But he's not a vegetarian either: "It smells good, but what's out there is so disgusting." ”
"Disgusting?"
"Yes."
"That's the best expression of happiness, don't you understand?"
Luffy is stupid, how is it a happy performance? He originally wanted to kill this monster and leave, but when he heard this crookedness, he suddenly became interested, and sat down on the machine, his feet swinging in the air: "Why? I do not quite understand. ”
"Hmph, isn't it the greatest joy in life to give up the world's prejudices and definitions of oneself, and to eat delicious food and snacks by one's own instincts and desires? This is the appearance that a free person deserves! Isn't that the ultimate in happiness to be truly free? ”
Luffy's eyes widened, a little startled, and then he touched his chin and thought about it, it sounded like it made sense.
"Only this kind of packaging can be worthy of the most delicious snacks I specially blended!"
Luffy shook his head: "Ugly is ugly, no, it's not just ugly anymore, it's a bit disgusting." ”
Without waiting for the figure to speak, he continued: "If it is an ordinary potato chip package, maybe, I will really try the taste, no wonder your factory is closed, it turns out that there is a problem with aesthetics!" As he spoke, his right fist slapped on his left palm with a sudden realization, and he seemed to understand why this place was so dilapidated.
He earnestly advised: "I think you should change the outer packaging." ”
......
"Superficial."
The figure's fat right hand stretched out, and a stream of spider silk shot out of his hand, wrapping "a bag of potato chips" on the ground, and his left hand reached in, grabbed a handful of potato chips, and stuffed a handful into his mouth, as if moved by the deliciousness of potato chips, he half-squinted his eyes, and his face seemed to become rosy: "People who only look at the outside and don't pay attention to the inside, will not be happy." ”
Luffy looked at the unknown red viscous liquid dripping from the skin of the stitching monster with disgust, is this fat? Or ointment?
He let out a soft "vomit" and suppressed his nausea: "This kind of extreme happiness is still left to you, I just want ordinary happiness." ”
The figure didn't answer, as if addicted, and kept swinging its hands back and forth between the stitch monster and its mouth, and shoved the potato chips into his mouth, and before he even had time to chew, he stuffed his mouth to the fullest.
Luffy smelled the fragrance wafting in the air, and couldn't help but wipe his mouth when he saw how fragrant he ate.
He didn't bother the figure to enjoy the strange and disgusting snack, he watched him finish it, sighed contentedly, then shook the strange skin of the stitching, as if gathering all the pieces inside, and then tilted his head and poured the remaining bits and pieces of potato chips into his mouth.
At the same time, a few drops of red, viscous liquid dripped into His mouth.
"Huh!!!" Luffy was so disgusted that the apple muscles on his face were raised, and his head tilted back slightly, feeling that he would never be able to enjoy the last mincing ritual after eating potato chips in the future.
The figure didn't care about him, smashed it, smashed it, and closed its eyes as if enjoying the delicious aftertaste.
In the middle of the ring, he opened his eyes and looked at Luffy who was looking at him with great disgust, and said with some regret: "Originally, I was reluctant to eat these." Recently, it seems that there has been a trend in the world to lose weight, which has caused my raw materials to be tight all the time, and it has been out of production for a long time, and these things are really eaten one for one less, thank you for not eating them. ”
"Raw materials?" Luffy is a little confused.
He seems to enjoy communicating with people, and he is always answering Luffy's questions: "It's the guilt that comes from obesity, and the chips they make are the tastiest." ”
"......" Luffy looked lucky, fortunately I didn't eat it, this thing, eating it will have a shadow on the potato chips for the rest of my life......
But he thought about the cornfield outside the factory: "What about the planting field outside? ”
"Those belonged to the original owner here, but now times have changed, and he has been hungry for too long, so I ate him and opened my own potato chip factory." He sent out another cobweb, wrapped around a stitching monster, and ate it again.
...... Luffy saw that he didn't seem to want to fight, and he didn't want to bully those who didn't want to fight, even if it was a hideous monster, it was not interesting, so he said, "Since that's the case, then I won't bother you, you eat slowly, do you know how to get out here?" ”
Because Wu Sheng said that the will in this can actually open the door, Luffy directly wants to go out.
"Get out?" Strangely muttered, "You want to get out?" ”
Luffy nodded, "Yes." ”
"That's right." He sighed, then said, "No." ”
"Well, then ......." Luffy just wanted to say goodbye, and then he was stunned: "Why?" ”
"Times have changed, but I still want to live."
Hundred is ??? Luffy is stupid, what the hell is your name?!
The hottest potato chips in the world are Baishi......
Luffy's favorite potato chips are also hundred......
"So I want you to be the ingredient, try what kind of delicious food the thin man can make when he is emotional, what do you think?" The half-human, half-spider monster named Baiye finally bared its fangs.
He leaped into the air and floated steadily.
But Luffy looked intently, and unconsciously, the entire valley was already covered with transparent and tough spider silk, and I don't know if it was originally Luffy who didn't find out, or if this monster was arranging it just now.
However, Luffy didn't look scared, he stood up and patted the dust on his buttocks, his eyes excited: "Do you want to fight?" All right! ”